Fiutak on Big "10"

[Tiger Wench]

Someone got paid a lot to come up with these … So is it better to be a Leader or a Legend?

Nebraska is new to the Big Ten, but it has apparently already achieved legendary status, while Purdue is allegedly a leader, even though it hasn’t been made public exactly what or who is being led by the Boilermakers.

Since the idea of the divisions being called the Legends and Leaders is, well, silly, CFN has submitted its official list of names for the Big Ten to use once the groundswell of anti-Leader/Legend sentiment is too much to overcome (which is now).

- Pretentious and Pompous (Even though it’ll be impossible to know which division to put Michigan in.)
- Ohio State and The One Without Ohio State
- Schlemiel and Schlemazel
- The Pac 10 and The Big 12
- Greasers and Socs
- Huey Lewis and The News
- The SEC’s Punching Bag and USC’s Punk Bitch  
- Slow and Stodgy
- Katy Perry and Katy Brand

[AU_Tiger_2000]

I chuckled