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Malzahn Wins the Broyles Award

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Malzahn Wins the Broyles Award
« on: December 06, 2010, 02:08:59 PM »
According to the Roundtable.
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Re: Malzahn Wins the Broyles Award
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2010, 02:11:42 PM »
Fucking high school offense.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Malzahn Wins the Broyles Award
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2010, 02:14:49 PM »
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Re: Malzahn Wins the Broyles Award
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2010, 02:16:12 PM »
I imagine Broyles is actually comatose somewhere and did not attend since he is the one who said that offense would never work in the SEC.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Malzahn Wins the Broyles Award
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2010, 02:30:07 PM »
Congrats to Coach Malzahn!
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Re: Malzahn Wins the Broyles Award
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2010, 02:31:29 PM »
Is it possible to have 2 "Assistant " head coaches?  Pay him a million or 2 and let him hang out on the Plains for a while
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Re: Malzahn Wins the Broyles Award
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2010, 03:03:21 PM »
Email Print Comments6 Associated Press

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. -- Auburn offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn has won the annual Broyles Award given to the nation's top college assistant coach.

Malzahn is also the quarterbacks coach for the top-ranked Tigers, who will play for the national championship next month against Oregon.

Malzahn is the 15th winner of the award named in honor of former Arkansas coach Frank Broyles. The 45-year-old Arkansas native began his college coaching career at Arkansas during the 2006 season after a successful high school coaching career in the state.

He followed that up by leading one of the nation's top offenses at Tulsa for two seasons before being hired at Auburn prior to last season. This season, the Tigers and quarterback Cam Newton led the Southeastern Conference in offense and scoring.


Copyright 2010 by The Associated Press

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Re: Malzahn Wins the Broyles Award
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2010, 03:33:22 PM »
Karma and Irony.. separated at birth?

Way to go, Coach!
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