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Here's what one calls being AUbsessed....

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Re: Here's what one calls being AUbsessed....
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2010, 10:22:15 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 17, 2010, 10:10:09 PM
U know what else is nectar of the gods?

Soma.

With a Vicodin chaser.

My neck is fucked up y'all.  Gonna be getting some epidural nerve block shit pumped in there in a few weeks.  Until then, the little brown bottles gonna be my bes frend.

I am old and my warranty is run out.  I can;t handle the truth!!!!!!!!!
You are so old your pussy has dust on it
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Re: Here's what one calls being AUbsessed....
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2010, 10:46:27 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on November 17, 2010, 10:22:15 PM
You are so old your pussy has dust on it

Gold dust baby... cuz it's priceless...

Bitch, please - like I would ever let your pencil dick get close enough to tell...
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Re: Here's what one calls being AUbsessed....
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2010, 10:55:30 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 17, 2010, 10:46:27 PM
Gold dust baby... cuz it's priceless...

Bitch, please - like I would ever let your pencil dick get close enough to tell...
*BOOM*  That just happened.
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Re: Here's what one calls being AUbsessed....
« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2010, 01:33:53 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 17, 2010, 10:46:27 PM
Gold dust baby... cuz it's priceless...

Bitch, please - like I would ever let your pencil dick get close enough to tell...
I'd fall in love and you'd fall asleep.
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Re: Here's what one calls being AUbsessed....
« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2010, 10:34:47 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 17, 2010, 10:46:27 PM
Gold dust baby... cuz it's priceless...

Bitch, please - like I would ever let your pencil dick get close enough to tell...
I can tell you it ain't no pencil...but something tells me it still wouldn't scrape the sides. .....it still wouldn't scrape the sides.
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Re: Here's what one calls being AUbsessed....
« Reply #25 on: November 18, 2010, 10:36:20 AM »
Why'd you say it twice?
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Re: Here's what one calls being AUbsessed....
« Reply #26 on: November 18, 2010, 10:38:53 AM »
Well, there are two entry points in same area. 
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Re: Here's what one calls being AUbsessed....
« Reply #27 on: November 18, 2010, 10:39:35 AM »
Help me find my keys and we'll drive outta here.
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Re: Here's what one calls being AUbsessed....
« Reply #28 on: November 18, 2010, 10:41:59 AM »
Like throwing hot dog down the hallway
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Re: Here's what one calls being AUbsessed....
« Reply #29 on: November 18, 2010, 11:02:53 AM »
I'd like a little pussy...
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Re: Here's what one calls being AUbsessed....
« Reply #30 on: November 18, 2010, 11:04:14 AM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on November 18, 2010, 11:02:53 AM
I'd like a little pussy...

So do I, but that's because I have a little penis.
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Re: Here's what one calls being AUbsessed....
« Reply #31 on: November 18, 2010, 11:13:34 AM »
Quote from: Token on November 18, 2010, 11:04:14 AM
So do I, but that's because I have a little penis.

Wrong, the correct answer would be:

Me too, mine's as big as a house.
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Re: Here's what one calls being AUbsessed....
« Reply #32 on: November 18, 2010, 11:20:30 AM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on November 18, 2010, 11:02:53 AM
I'd like a little pussy...


 And she said, yeah, me too
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