This show was transcendent and I'll be in B'ham on 4/10 for another run at it.  Get some.

If only it were on 4/20....

Bumpity bumpity bump.

Going to have to run through this a few times.  First attempt: all-SEC FF, IB, AUChamp.

I'm with jmar.

Lesssssssgooooooooo!

CopShop

Not to be confused with Copland or Robocop or Mall Cop or Kindergarten Cop.

Gerard Butler and the Grillo guy from Purge face off in a mob/jailhouse/police station gun battle. 

A lot of sound and fury signifying nothing. It started out looking like it was going to be an irreverent, fun type film (maybe reminiscent of The Nice Guys with Russell Crowe) but then it quickly veered into something completely different. The opening scene was just a feint. What it turned into wasn't great on the whole, but it did have one good performance.

Grillo's a mob "fixer" who goes against the mob and gets himself arrested in an effort to avoid his pursuer. (The first of many really stupid story arcs).  Butler is the guy after him - who gets himself arrested and incarcerated at the same dusty desert police station.

A nearly bald black lady cop is the smartest person in every room and starts digging into the mob guy and trying to figure out what the story was. That puts her on the radar of the mob. There's a really dumb crooked cop angle that gets wedged in there. And then - the only good performance in the entire show (Toby Huss, who you'll know but nor from where, he's one of those guys) shows up. Looney tunes mob killer, there to clean things up by making a huge mess. He's at least fun and harkens back to the misleading opening scene.

From the time he shows up, though, the film devolves into the most improbable rain of bullets that rarely hit anybody you've ever seen. Thousands of rounds.

Meanwhile, the smartest black person in the room stupidly wounds herself with her own gun. For the last third of the movie she alternates from being a half-breath from dying to clear-eyed and rampaging. It literally makes no sense. It defies logic and sensibility. She's one of the ones that rains bullets and has bullets rained upon her without much impact.  Hundreds and hundreds of rounds. 

The ending is equally idiotic. After another resurrection from barely able to draw a breath, super black is back and she's clear-eyed; full of piss and vinegar.

It was just so stupid and unbelievable it was impossible to get over. Butler wasn't as bad as he usually is, but he's played similar roles like 450 times. It's tiring.

Not much to recommend here. 

Fly Me to the Moon

Better than I expected "what if" story about the 1969 moon landing. Did we? Or was it all shot on a backlot soundstage.

We've had serious movies about this before. Capricorn One featuring future murderer OJ Simpson (as well as Thanos' dad, Bosley from the Angels, Kojack, Jack McCoy, Mark Twain, Reuben Tishkoff, and more), for instance. This is the first time the story's been played as a romantic comedy, however.

Scarlett Johannsen is a glib and duplicitious advertising dynamo plucked by Woody Harrellson (kinda representing the Nixon administration) to make sure the moon landing goes off without a hitch, whether it actually goes off or not. Channing Tatum plays a (chowder brained) NASA engineer charged with making the actual landing happen.

While he's working on the real thing, she's along beside him - without his knowledge building a full set and training actors to broadcast the live event. Woody wants it to go smoothly - for no other reason than he wants to let America see us beating the Russians on live TV.

Like all goofy romantic comedies, there's that moment of misunderstanding and the "why did you lie to me" confrontation before there can be any potential reconciliation. 

Johannsen is actually pretty decent here. Slipping in and out of (sometimes bad) accents to charm the right people at the right time to keep the moon project (both real and fake) going when it looks like patience, money, interest is flagging. Didn't hate her performance. Tatum is - as always - a flat lump of regurtitated oatmeal who always looks like he's having to quash a turd when asked to deliver actual dialogue. Comedy I think he can do. Playing a dumb guy? Yeah. It's a stretch to make him an engineer here although there is one, singular, maybe ten-second-long moment where you can see that there might be something else in there, but he just doesn't know how to get it out. Harrellson is his usual self, good without meaning to be.

I enjoyed it more than I expected to. It's light, neon-bright, breezy piffle and the cast - especially Johansnsen and excluding Tatum - looks like they had fun making it.

Watching the rocket take off was actually great for me. It stirred a kind of patriotic nostalgia that I'd forgotten. That was a fantastic, extremely proud time for America and even though I didn't appreciate it (being a tiny child) in the moment, it was still fresh enough even by the time I got to school that it had strong resonance. A member of NASA (from Huntsville) came to our school when I was in first grade and brought a collection of items used in the landing (gloves, tools, boots, helmet). He also had a rock from the moon that each of us got to touch briefly.  It could have been a rock from the parking lot, I know, but don't piss on the memory. 

It's also a reminder of a different political time. The moon was Kennedy's dream but it was Nixon who got us there. Today?  If Trump had the vision and desire to put a man on Venus, the next democrat behind him would drop his pants and defecate on the idea.

So for me, this AppleTV entry is a definite play if for no other reason, the nostalgic return to that era (and its cars).