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Title: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: Townhallsavoy on June 21, 2010, 06:08:55 PM
The championship is already figured out.  Here are Bama's player ratings for the game.

(Pulled from a different board)

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Offense (99 overall)
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QB Greg McElroy 92
HB Mark Ingram 98
HB Trent Richardson 92
WR Julio Jones 97
WR Marquise Maze 90
WR Darius Hanks 89
OT James Carpenter 95
OG Chance Warmack 88
C William Vlachos 92
OG Barrett Jones 90
OT DJ Fluker 89

Defense (99 overall)
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DE Luther Davis 94
DT Josh Chapman 95
DE Marcel Dareus 95
LB Jarrel Harris 95
LB Donta Hightower 92
LB Nico Johnson 95
LB Courtney Upshaw 93
CB Dre Kirkpatrick 95
CB BJ Scott 91
FS Robby Green 94
SS Mark Barron 94

Special Teams
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K Jeremy Shelley 81
P Cade Foster 75
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: AWK on June 21, 2010, 06:10:56 PM
The championship is already figured out.  Here are Bama's player ratings for the game.

(Pulled from a different board)

Cameron Newton 234 

He is so bad ass all you have to do is press x to throw or a to run.  Regardless, the end result is a touchdown. 
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: boartitz on June 21, 2010, 08:39:31 PM
Cameron Newton 234  

He is so bad ass all you have to do is press x to throw or a to run.  Regardless, the end result is a touchdown.  
He'll be the first evar JUCO QB to do that in the SEC if it happens.
I'm thanking dunk off, fumblerooski,OMG.take a nee.
Maybe next year.I wouldn't want my aigs in his basket. OK you omelet fans. Dig in.
We got catheads and grits as a side dish.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: No Huddle on June 21, 2010, 10:21:51 PM
The championship is already figured out.  Here are Bama's player ratings for the game.

(Pulled from a different board)


This is a must have.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: Saniflush on June 22, 2010, 08:19:51 AM
This is a must have.

About as much as herpes
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: War Eagle!!! on June 22, 2010, 09:57:44 AM
He'll be the first evar JUCO QB to do that in the SEC if it happens.
I'm thanking dunk off, fumblerooski,OMG.take a nee.
Maybe next year.I wouldn't want my aigs in his basket. OK you omelet fans. Dig in.
We got catheads and grits as a side dish.

Have you ever noticed that you don't see titz and jmar at the same time?
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: Godfather on June 22, 2010, 10:28:18 AM
He'll be the first evar JUCO QB to do that in the SEC if it happens.
I'm thanking dunk off, fumblerooski,OMG.take a nee.
Maybe next year.I wouldn't want my aigs in his basket. OK you omelet fans. Dig in.
We got catheads and grits as a side dish.
:fog:
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: The Prowler on June 22, 2010, 07:09:40 PM
Here's how it should look (not being biased)....

Offense 95 Overall (99 overall)
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QB Greg McElroy 89 (92)
HB Mark Ingram 96 (98)
HB Trent Richardson 90 (92)
WR Julio Jones 95 (97)
WR Marquise Maze 93 (90)
WR Darius Hanks 89
OT James Carpenter 92 (95)
OG Chance Warmack 85 (88)
C William Vlachos 90 (92)
OG Barrett Jones 90
OT DJ Fluker 85 (89)

Defense 91 Overall (99 overall)
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DE Luther Davis 92 (94)
DT Josh Chapman 91 with a Strength of 97 or 98 (95)
DE Marcel Dareus 92 (95)
LB Jarrel Harris 89 (95)
LB Donta Hightower 92
LB Nico Johnson 90 (95)
LB Courtney Upshaw 92 (93)
CB Dre Kirkpatrick 91 (95)
CB BJ Scott 93 (91)
FS Robby Green 91 (94)
SS Mark Barron 92 (94)

Special Teams
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K Jeremy Shelley 81
P Cade Foster 75


The ones that I didn't change are in bold.  The old numbers are in parenthesis.

QB Cameron Newton 89 Overall/86 Speed/84 Acc/95 Throwing Power/88 Accuracy
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: Birmingham on June 22, 2010, 08:36:09 PM
Here's how it should look (not being biased)....


Surely I can take your word on this, right?
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: The Prowler on June 22, 2010, 10:54:50 PM
Surely I can take your word on this, right?
Yup...DJ Fluker being one point away from a 90 Overall is laughable.  Apparently they didn't see him get thrown down like a sack of taters by Hightower in the A-Day game.  Alls I gotta say is, y'all better be glad MC El Roy isn't left handed, because that blindside could become extremely dangerous.

Also, EA must've seen some awesome footage on Jerrell Harris and Dre Kirk on the special teams last year to rank them as high as they did.  Going from a player that was about to receive the "sabbin Special" (ie told to transfer if he wanted to see playing time) to a 95 Overall...that's another one that is laughable.

Dre Kirk?  "Well, he had some nice hits on the Kickoff Coverage team and....have you seen his Dodge Charger?  Man it's fuckin' sweet...95 Overall"
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: No Huddle on June 22, 2010, 11:27:33 PM
About as much as herpes

No now herpes is bad NCAA 2011 good.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: No Huddle on June 22, 2010, 11:33:10 PM
Yup...DJ Fluker being one point away from a 90 Overall is laughable.  Apparently they didn't see him get thrown down like a sack of taters by Hightower in the A-Day game.  Alls I gotta say is, y'all better be glad MC El Roy isn't left handed, because that blindside could become extremely dangerous.

Also, EA must've seen some awesome footage on Jerrell Harris and Dre Kirk on the special teams last year to rank them as high as they did.  Going from a player that was about to receive the "sabbin Special" (ie told to transfer if he wanted to see playing time) to a 95 Overall...that's another one that is laughable.

Dre Kirk?  "Well, he had some nice hits on the Kickoff Coverage team and....have you seen his Dodge Charger?  Man it's phukin' sweet...95 Overall"

Truth be told how long did the folks at EA really look at these guys? I agree some scores are right and some are way off but that is true for all teams on that game. But you do make some good points. But I can't say I am upset about the grades nor do I really care. I love the game and have bought one every year since 1997 I think. God I am old.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: Jumbo on June 23, 2010, 03:02:27 AM
Yup...DJ Fluker being one point away from a 90 Overall is laughable.  Apparently they didn't see him get thrown down like a sack of taters by Hightower in the A-Day game.  Alls I gotta say is, y'all better be glad MC El Roy isn't left handed, because that blindside could become extremely dangerous.

Also, EA must've seen some awesome footage on Jerrell Harris and Dre Kirk on the special teams last year to rank them as high as they did.  Going from a player that was about to receive the "sabbin Special" (ie told to transfer if he wanted to see playing time) to a 95 Overall...that's another one that is laughable.

Dre Kirk?  "Well, he had some nice hits on the Kickoff Coverage team and....have you seen his Dodge Charger?  Man it's fuckin' sweet...95 Overall"
I agree with everything in you post, unless I dont.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: Godfather on June 23, 2010, 09:38:53 AM
Surely I can take your word on this, right?
Come on man...this is coming straight off the skreets.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: Jumbo on June 23, 2010, 10:25:06 AM
Surely I can take your word on this, right?
He is serious and dont call him Shirley.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: The Prowler on June 24, 2010, 06:27:13 AM
Truth be told how long did the folks at EA really look at these guys? I agree some scores are right and some are way off but that is true for all teams on that game. But you do make some good points. But I can't say I am upset about the grades nor do I really care. I love the game and have bought one every year since 1997 I think. God I am old.
Yup.  I doesn't matter to me anyway, I usually change all of their positions to Kicker and Punter anyway....AHAHAHA!!!!!!  Then I take over for the team and don't recruit anyone for a year, I just let the computer fill in the roster spots with walkons, then I cut all of the backup Kickers and Punters.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: No Huddle on June 24, 2010, 10:07:29 AM
Yup.  I doesn't matter to me anyway, I usually change all of their positions to Kicker and Punter anyway....AHAHAHA!!!!!!  Then I take over for the team and don't recruit anyone for a year, I just let the computer fill in the roster spots with walkons, then I cut all of the backup Kickers and Punters.

That is one way to do it.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: RWS on June 24, 2010, 12:29:11 PM
Yup.  I doesn't matter to me anyway
You just went through and re-ranked players from a video game. It matters to you.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: GH2001 on June 24, 2010, 12:31:05 PM
You just went through and re-ranked players from a video game. It matters to you.

Was kind of thinking that too but didn't wanna diss on our main man Prowler.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: Jumbo on June 24, 2010, 12:41:02 PM
Yup.  I doesn't matter to me anyway, I usually change all of their positions to Kicker and Punter anyway....AHAHAHA!!!!!!  Then I take over for the team and don't recruit anyone for a year, I just let the computer fill in the roster spots with walkons, then I cut all of the backup Kickers and Punters.
It's like the death penalty every year.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: Birmingham on June 24, 2010, 06:45:56 PM
He is serious and dont call him Shirley.

+1 for the reference.  If you tell me to go fuck myself and my +1 I'm gonna renig on giving it to you and give it to somebody else, most likely on a different board.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: AWK on June 24, 2010, 06:58:03 PM
+1 for the reference.  If you tell me to go fuck myself and my +1 I'm gonna renig on giving it to you and give it to somebody else, most likely on a different board.
Go fuck yourself and your +1 but below 2 inch penis.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: Birmingham on June 24, 2010, 07:08:18 PM
Go fuck yourself and your +1 but below 2 inch penis.

I'm gonna pretend that this makes sense by smiling and giving you a thumbs up.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: The Prowler on June 24, 2010, 07:21:50 PM
I'm gonna pretend that this makes sense by smiling and giving you a thumbs up.
When you're done fuckin' yourself, go 'head and shove your thumbs up your ass...I'm sure that'll keep you smilin'.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: Birmingham on June 24, 2010, 07:39:56 PM
When you're done fuckin' yourself, go 'head and shove your thumbs up your ass...I'm sure that'll keep you smilin'.

I didn't mean to sound critical of the evaluation you gave of Alabama's players, I was just disappointed you didn't use grillz as the unit of measurement.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: The Prowler on June 24, 2010, 07:43:22 PM
I didn't mean to sound critical of the evaluation you gave of Alabama's players, I was just disappointed you didn't use grillz as the unit of measurement.
The evaluation, that I gave, is what the players should actually be, in Overall ratings.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: Birmingham on June 24, 2010, 07:44:54 PM
The evaluation, that I gave, is what the players should actually be, in Overall ratings.

My God you thought I was being serious about the grillz.  That's hilarious.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: RWS on June 24, 2010, 08:51:12 PM
The evaluation, that I gave, is what the players should actually be, in Overall ratings.
If it mattered to you.


But it doesn't. Unless it does.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: Jumbo on June 24, 2010, 09:47:13 PM
If it mattered to you.


But it doesn't. Unless it does.
I agree unless I don't.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: RWS on June 25, 2010, 09:58:35 AM
I agree unless I don't.
I heard you PMd somebody two weeks ago that if this happened, you agreed with it.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: Jumbo on June 25, 2010, 12:32:09 PM
I heard you PMd somebody two weeks ago that if this happened, you agreed with it.
I passed out two weeks ago at 31 flavors.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: Godfather on June 28, 2010, 10:15:17 AM
I passed out two weeks ago at 31 flavors.
I think the reason Prowler defends the game is because that's where his skreets come from.
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: Jumbo on June 28, 2010, 01:35:02 PM
I think the reason Prowler defends the game is because that's where his skreets come from.
My precious....
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: The Prowler on June 28, 2010, 09:17:39 PM
I think the reason Prowler defends the game is because that's where his skreets come from.
What's funny is that Jumbo and I knew about a little running back from Northern Illinois before any bammer had ever heard about him.  How did we know, you might ask?  Well first, our "skreets" told us about the STUD RB...then we looked him up on the NCAA game, if I remember correctly and Jumbo can correct me if I'm wrong but he was 92 Overall/96 Speed/94 Acc (or something around those numbers).  It was enough for me to tell a couple of bammer friends that they'd better watch out for a RB from NIU nicknamed "Burner".  One bammer told me that he won't be able to run that fast against SEC Linebackers, another told me that once Ahmad Christian gets ahold of him that he ain't goin nowhere.  I then said that if he has a big game, that NIU would pull the upset...they weren't laughing too much that following Monday.  They then asked me about how I knew about Michael Turner, I told them that it was information that I'd gotten off of the NCAA game...Ughh, I mean, off "da skreets".

That was a true story, aside from "da skreets" part (I hadn't become an "Insider" at that point in my life).
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: Jumbo on June 29, 2010, 02:24:31 AM
What's funny is that Jumbo and I knew about a little running back from Northern Illinois before any bammer had ever heard about him.  How did we know, you might ask?  Well first, our "skreets" told us about the STUD RB...then we looked him up on the NCAA game, if I remember correctly and Jumbo can correct me if I'm wrong but he was 92 Overall/96 Speed/94 Acc (or something around those numbers).  It was enough for me to tell a couple of bammer friends that they'd better watch out for a RB from NIU nicknamed "Burner".  One bammer told me that he won't be able to run that fast against SEC Linebackers, another told me that once Ahmad Christian gets ahold of him that he ain't goin nowhere.  I then said that if he has a big game, that NIU would pull the upset...they weren't laughing too much that following Monday.  They then asked me about how I knew about Michael Turner, I told them that it was information that I'd gotten off of the NCAA game...Ughh, I mean, off "da skreets".

That was a true story, aside from "da skreets" part (I hadn't become an "Insider" at that point in my life).
That's true, Burner Turner was an amazing find. Odule Rules!
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: War Eagle!!! on June 29, 2010, 10:13:01 AM
What's funny is that Jumbo and I knew about a little running back from Northern Illinois before any bammer had ever heard about him.  How did we know, you might ask?  Well first, our "skreets" told us about the STUD RB...then we looked him up on the NCAA game, if I remember correctly and Jumbo can correct me if I'm wrong but he was 92 Overall/96 Speed/94 Acc (or something around those numbers).  It was enough for me to tell a couple of bammer friends that they'd better watch out for a RB from NIU nicknamed "Burner".  One bammer told me that he won't be able to run that fast against SEC Linebackers, another told me that once Ahmad Christian gets ahold of him that he ain't goin nowhere.  I then said that if he has a big game, that NIU would pull the upset...they weren't laughing too much that following Monday.  They then asked me about how I knew about Michael Turner, I told them that it was information that I'd gotten off of the NCAA game...Ughh, I mean, off "da skreets".

That was a true story, aside from "da skreets" part (I hadn't become an "Insider" at that point in my life).

I am pretty sure that Godfather was being sarcastic and wasn't expecting this kind of response...
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: The Prowler on June 29, 2010, 06:07:25 PM
I am pretty sure that Godfather was being sarcastic and wasn't expecting this kind of response...
I'm pretty sure he was too.  But, that really happened.  You gotta shake it.....then you bake it.  Shake-n-Bake!!!
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: Jumbo on June 29, 2010, 06:15:40 PM
I'm pretty sure he was too.  But, that really happened.  You gotta shake it.....then you bake it.  Shake-n-Bake!!!
That just happened!
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: AWK on June 29, 2010, 06:50:01 PM
That just happened!
Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 29, 2010, 06:56:13 PM
BOATS AND HO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: No Need to Buy NCAA 2011
Post by: No Huddle on June 29, 2010, 10:57:46 PM
That just happened!

I am Mike Honcho.