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Title: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Ogre on June 09, 2010, 08:33:05 PM
ESPN News is reporting Nebraska has agreed to join the Big 10. 
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Birmingham on June 09, 2010, 08:36:49 PM
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Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Ogre on June 09, 2010, 08:44:50 PM
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Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 09, 2010, 09:00:03 PM
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Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Townhallsavoy on June 09, 2010, 09:38:03 PM
From the frontpage of Orangebloods.com: 

"Six Big 12 schools being invited by the Pac-10 for expansion - Texas, Texas A&M, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Texas Tech and Colorado - are all expected to accept and begin play in the country's first super conference in 2012." 

Who do we want? 

I say we snag Virginia Tech, Florida State, Clemson, and North Carolina. 

Up the ante in basketball and keep up with the football race.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 09, 2010, 09:41:53 PM
From the frontpage of Orangebloods.com: 

"Six Big 12 schools being invited by the Pac-10 for expansion - Texas, Texas A&M, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Texas Tech and Colorado - are all expected to accept and begin play in the country's first super conference in 2012." 

Who do we want? 

I say we snag Virginia Tech, Florida State, Clemson, and North Carolina. 

Up the ante in basketball and keep up with the football race.

I like all of it.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: djsimp on June 09, 2010, 10:18:23 PM
From the frontpage of Orangebloods.com: 

"Six Big 12 schools being invited by the Pac-10 for expansion - Texas, Texas A&M, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Texas Tech and Colorado - are all expected to accept and begin play in the country's first super conference in 2012." 

Who do we want? 

I say we snag Virginia Tech, Florida State, Clemson, and North Carolina. 

Up the ante in basketball and keep up with the football race.

I like but, it would be nice to keep the divisions balanced.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: boartitz on June 09, 2010, 10:22:50 PM
From the frontpage of Orangebloods.com: 

"Six Big 12 schools being invited by the Pac-10 for expansion - Texas, Texas A&M, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Texas Tech and Colorado - are all expected to accept and begin play in the country's first super conference in 2012." 

Who do we want? 

I say we snag Virginia Tech, Florida State, Clemson, and North Carolina. 

Up the ante in basketball and keep up with the football race.
We don't need any of them. The SEC is what the other schools are trying to re-align and compete with. Addition will just dilute the SEC.
An SEC team will meet whoever in the NCG most years and whup they ass more often than not.
We're fine. The SEC ain't broke. Talent or moneywise.
No matter what they do, they will have to go through the SEC to win a National Championship with the teams that we already have 9 times out of 10. History will repeat itself.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: jmar on June 09, 2010, 10:24:08 PM
I say we snag Virginia Tech, Florida State, Clemson, and North Carolina. 

Up the ante in basketball and keep up with the football race.
Might be a struggle for Carolina, but I like it!
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: boartitz on June 09, 2010, 10:34:07 PM
Might be a struggle for Carolina, but I like it!
Carolina will stick with their BB brethren. They are in one of the top BB conferences as it is. Them vs Duke every year is too big of a deal in that state for them to split up.
We don't need anyone else in the SEC. We are the number 1 football conference as it is. Let all them other goomers shuffle around and do whatever the fuck they want to do. At the end of the season, most of the time, they'll be playing one of our teams for all the marbles anyways.
Our TV contract is set for the next few years. You want to add a few teams now and cut every other current SEC team's payout? If you add more teams now, just remember that it will be coming out of our own pockets.
Fuck them other teams. We have the best deal going right now. Let them scratch for theirs.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: GH2001 on June 09, 2010, 10:46:39 PM
Carolina will stick with their BB brethren. They are in one of the top BB conferences as it is. Them vs Duke every year is too big of a deal in that state for them to split up.
We don't need anyone else in the SEC. We are the number 1 football conference as it is. Let all them other goomers shuffle around and do whatever the phuk they want to do. At the end of the season, most of the time, they'll be playing one of our teams for all the marbles anyways.
Our TV contract is set for the next few years. You want to add a few teams now and cut every other current SEC team's payout? If you add more teams now, just remember that it will be coming out of our own pockets.
phuk them other teams. We have the best deal going right now. Let them scratch for theirs.

Butch Davis has them competitive again and they are no push over. Plus the BB aspect is worth. Plus I'm kinda of a secondary NC fan so....I would like it.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: The Prowler on June 09, 2010, 11:03:48 PM
SEC West:
Auburn
SPuat
LSU
Arkansas
Ole Miss
MSU
Tennessee
Vandy

SEC East:
Florida
Florida State
UGA
South Carolina
Clemson
Virginia Tech
West Virginia
Kentucky
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: boartitz on June 09, 2010, 11:17:31 PM
There is no team adjacent to the SEC that will add anything more than what we already have. Fuck them.
The SEC pioneered expansion damn near 20 years ago when yall added us and USC east. Yall done good.
Sucks for the rest of the college football scene that it took so long to figger things out. We're already in the catbird seat, let the rest of them play musical chairs.
At the end of the fucking year, whoever wins the SEC will be in the National Championship Game most every time. Why would any SEC member want to fuck with the formula we already have in place?
We are set. Don't tread on me. I'll bite yore ass.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: GH2001 on June 09, 2010, 11:22:36 PM
There is no team adjacent to the SEC that will add anything more than what we already have. phuk them.
The SEC pioneered expansion damn near 20 years ago when yall added us and USC east. Yall done good.
Sucks for the rest of the college football scene that it took so long to figger things out. We're already in the catbird seat, let the rest of them play musical chairs.
At the end of the phuking year, whoever wins the SEC will be in the National Championship Game most every time. Why would any SEC member want to phuk with the formula we already have in place?
We are set. Don't tread on me. I'll bite yore ass.

Honestly - you know as good as we do that Arky and SCe were added because the Texas and FSU deals fell through. Bobby backed down at the last minute and Ann Richards wasn't letting Texas go without aTm. The SEC didn't want aTm so that was the end of that.  But I do think Arky has done well. I can't say the same for USCe except for giving the Uggers occasional fits.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: djsimp on June 09, 2010, 11:29:34 PM
Honestly - you know as good as we do that Arky and SCe were added because the Texas and FSU deals fell through. Bobby backed down at the last minute and Ann Richards wasn't letting Texas go without aTm. The SEC didn't want aTm so that was the end of that.  But I do think Arky has done well. I can't say the same for USCe except for giving the Uggers occasional fits.

I have to agree though in part. I really don't want the SEC to react by knee jerk. The Pac-10 as been seeing the writing on the wall; and now that their money maker is bout to suffer greatly (Trojans), they have made a move to stay alive. Again, the only way I would be for an increase in members is by equal. This is the elite club and you best know to do your part or don't f'n bother. The Big 12 teams really want no part in the SEC because its a death match every round here bitches.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: GH2001 on June 09, 2010, 11:41:19 PM
I have to agree though in part. I really don't want the SEC to react by knee jerk. The Pac-10 as been seeing the writing on the wall; and now that their money maker is bout to suffer greatly (Trojans), they have made a move to stay alive. Again, the only way I would be for an increase in members is by equal. This is the elite club and you best know to do your part or don't f'n bother. The Big 12 teams really want no part in the SEC because its a death match every round here bitches.

The SEC is being unusually reactive here though. I wish Slive was being a little more proactive and making calls right now. Hell, invite Texas and aTm to the West and FSU/GT to the East.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: djsimp on June 09, 2010, 11:44:11 PM
The SEC is being unusually reactive here though. I wish Slive was being a little more proactive and making calls right now. Hell, invite Texas and aTm to the West and FSU/GT to the East.

I can def dig that fo sho. That would be nearly the only reason I could dig it. Even just add one team to the  west and one to the east.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: boartitz on June 09, 2010, 11:54:51 PM
Honestly - you know as good as we do that Arky and SCe were added because the Texas and FSU deals fell through. Bobby backed down at the last minute and Ann Richards wasn't letting Texas go without aTm. The SEC didn't want aTm so that was the end of that.  But I do think Arky has done well. I can't say the same for USCe except for giving the Uggers occasional fits.
You don't know squat. Your history book needs revising.
By the way. Here's a monkey fucking a football. Enjoy.
http://www.bringonthecats.com/2010/6/7/1506558/adventures-of-the-big-12-twelve (http://www.bringonthecats.com/2010/6/7/1506558/adventures-of-the-big-12-twelve)
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Lurking Tiger on June 10, 2010, 12:24:36 AM
We don't need any of them. The SEC is what the other schools are trying to re-align and compete with. Addition will just dilute the SEC.
An SEC team will meet whoever in the NCG most years and whup they ass more often than not.
We're fine. The SEC ain't broke. Talent or moneywise.
No matter what they do, they will have to go through the SEC to win a National Championship with the teams that we already have 9 times out of 10. History will repeat itself.

Lock the thread right here.

If the PAC 1 + 9 adds 6 more teams, it will implode in a few years. Too geographically diverse and distant.

No one in Austin gives a shit about Washington playing Oregon St., Stanford playing UCLA, etc. You can't force those rivalries.

If I get home from Auburn's game and MSU is playing Vandy on CSS, I will watch it. If an Oklahoma fan comes home and the only PAC 16 game on is ASU vs (fill in the blank with any other PAC 16 team) there would be a goat out back that was going to get Alley Whipped and Grudge Fucked.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 10, 2010, 01:36:31 AM
The stupid USC fan I work with has already started the whole "Our conference is gonna be bigger than your conference" shit.  I just smiled and said "Yeah, but since it's quality, not quantity, the SEC will still be the better conference..." 

I am with Tits - fuck 'em.  You aren't an elite conference if you let just anyone in.  In fact, let the entire rest of D1 band together - they will still be losing the egg to an SEC team.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Townhallsavoy on June 10, 2010, 08:37:14 AM
Tits - I agree.  Let the SEC stand the way it is.  In football (the only sport that really matters), we run this show.  Reshuffling the teams won't change that.

But it will change money.  Especially after the Big 10 struck it rich with their own network.  If they expand their market, their money will only increase. 

The same with the Pac 10 - if they add Texas, Oklahoma, and Colorado, they'll have a huge market.  Sooners may not want to flip on a game of Stanford vs. Oregon St at 11pm, but do you really think they were turning on Iowa St vs. Texas Tech?   I don't. 

The SEC will have to keep up with the others if they do this.  If we can add the four teams I mentioned before, we not only improve our conference and market, we get to keep our conference name - the SEC.  The other conferences are going into different regions to create a superconference. 

Well, I think we could give them the finger and remind them who runs this show. 
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Token on June 10, 2010, 08:58:28 AM
I agree with the tittied one on this.  THEY are trying to compete with us.  We shouldn't bring in anyone, the SEC is perfect right now.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: GH2001 on June 10, 2010, 09:05:29 AM
I agree with the tittied one on this.  THEY are trying to compete with us.  We shouldn't bring in anyone, the SEC is perfect right now.

We got this way though by being proactive and staying ahead of the curve
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: AUJarhead on June 10, 2010, 09:14:05 AM
Funny how the one school that started all this, Mizzou, is going to get fucked over by both the Big10 and the Pac10.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Townhallsavoy on June 10, 2010, 09:17:20 AM
Funny how the one school that started all this, Mizzou, is going to get fucked over by both the Big10 and the Pac10.

I don't think the Big 10 is done taking new teams.

Nebraska got it started.
The Pac 10 will get Colorado, Texas, A&M, Texas Tech, Oklahoma, and Oklahoma St.

I see the Big 10 adding Missouri, Rutgers, Pitt, and Notre Dame. 

Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: wesfau2 on June 10, 2010, 09:20:55 AM

I see the Big 10 adding...  Notre Dame. 



Not a chance.

And I agree with boartitz, et al, the SEC does not need to add anyone.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: GH2001 on June 10, 2010, 09:23:21 AM
You don't know squat. Your history book needs revising.
By the way. Here's a monkey phuking a football. Enjoy.
http://www.bringonthecats.com/2010/6/7/1506558/adventures-of-the-big-12-twelve (http://www.bringonthecats.com/2010/6/7/1506558/adventures-of-the-big-12-twelve)

Ok, sure. If you don't think the state Legislature of Texas was not involved in Texas not coming to the SEC in 1990, then keep believing that.  Let me rephrase: The SEC took ONLY Arkansas and USCe after the Texas and FSU deals fell through. Texas and Arky were to go to the West and USCe and FSU to the East.  Kramer really screwed up the FSU deal.

http://blog.al.com/press-register-sports/2010/04/finebaum_how_texas_nearly_join.html (http://blog.al.com/press-register-sports/2010/04/finebaum_how_texas_nearly_join.html)
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: GH2001 on June 10, 2010, 09:25:14 AM
I don't think the Big 10 is done taking new teams.

Nebraska got it started.
The Pac 10 will get Colorado, Texas, A&M, Texas Tech, Oklahoma, and Oklahoma St.


+ Baylor. - Colorado.

Yes, Ann Richards' ghost and Texas politics are all over this one.

And ND has already said they would join the BIG 10 IF they were the only addition.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: War Eagle!!! on June 10, 2010, 09:55:50 AM
I am with Tits. 16 is way too many teams. Let's leave it alone.

Think of this. If we go to 16 teams, we will have to play everyone in our division. That is 7 games. I don't want to lose our UGA rivalry, but it honestly wouldn't be fair for Auburn to play UGA every year, or UA to play UT, and LSU to play UF...while the rest of the west plays Vandy, Kentucky and USCe. How would scheduling work? We would play UT and UF once every 7 or 8 years? Fuck that.

I like it how it is...
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: AUJarhead on June 10, 2010, 10:00:24 AM
I am with Tits. 16 is way too many teams. Let's leave it alone.

Think of this. If we go to 16 teams, we will have to play everyone in our division. That is 7 games. I don't want to lose our UGA rivalry, but it honestly wouldn't be fair for Auburn to play UGA every year, or UA to play UT, and LSU to play UF...while the rest of the west plays Vandy, Kentucky and USCe. How would scheduling work? We would play UT and UF once every 7 or 8 years? phuk that.

I like it how it is...

You'd have to increase the number of conference games from 8 to 10.  And that would be suicide for any one hoping to have a perfect season.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: jmar on June 10, 2010, 10:24:49 AM
Notre Dame is going to sit this out. They know they are a big prize. 

I agree that the SEC is just right in quality, and the statements about diluting down, all that. If I had a vote I would want to keep it the same. Doesn't hurt to toss some names around for fun in light of Slive's opening though. 

If Texas is not a possibility with 1 other, phuk 'em. Austin tilts the balance of any conference in ego alone. Agree that the time zone thing is a killer which is A&M's complaint. The Texas market is great but it is evident the Pac-10 will accept any combination just to get the Longhorns.

The Raleigh-Durham market is the key east, and it can't be tapped unless there is an SEC -ACC mega merger.
And the ACC seems happy with it's returns, basketball and lacrosse.

The NCAA pulls a few scholarships from USC with a bowl ban + bb sanctions.           
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: AUJarhead on June 10, 2010, 10:31:49 AM
What about Mizzou to the SEC?  Two big TV markets in St Louis and KC.  And let's be honest, the TV market is why Clemson or F$U haven't been invited.  They don't add anything in terms of that.

Let's say we expand to 14, and add MU and Virginia Tech?
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: GH2001 on June 10, 2010, 10:38:48 AM
What about Mizzou to the SEC?  Two big TV markets in St Louis and KC.  And let's be honest, the TV market is why Clemson or F$U haven't been invited.  They don't add anything in terms of that.

Let's say we expand to 14, and add MU and Virginia Tech?

Make it Mizzou and UNC and Im cool with it.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: djsimp on June 10, 2010, 10:41:30 AM
Make it Mizzou and UNC and Im cool with it.

I could dig that.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: chinook on June 10, 2010, 10:46:42 AM
the smaller conferences (i.e. mac, sunbelt) will loose out on tremendous amounts of money if all major conferences realign.  it would cut into the scheduling of patsy teams as the inter-conference schedules increase.  would we see an increase from 12 games to 13 perhaps 14? 


Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: chinook on June 10, 2010, 10:48:27 AM
the upside for me...texas (oklahoma) playing just an hour away in teh salsa.  nice.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: GH2001 on June 10, 2010, 11:04:40 AM
I could dig that.

UNC - decent FB program, great revenues in other sports, new market, new state. Cool campus in Chapel Hill.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: jmar on June 10, 2010, 11:29:49 AM
The NCAA will not implode unless there is a MAJOR shake up. Then there will be separate governing bodies trying to exercise power over another. I know nothing about the autonomy of schools or conferences within the NCAA and how much freedom they can exercise. Can the NCAA issue any decree to slow/stop this or is it powerless against big money politics, in this case Texas? 
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: wesfau2 on June 10, 2010, 12:21:06 PM
Holy shit this is funny.  Long, but worth it:



Adventures of the Big 12: Twelve Angry Men

Behind closed doors at the Big 12's annual meetings, the boys got together to hash out the topics of the day. You know...important things like where we're going to hold the Women's Basketball tournament for the next three years.

Just kidding.  Only Baylor cares about that.

Anyway, everyone knows that's not what was on everyone's mind. And, thankfully, through the power of 'multiple sources', we have a strong report of what happened when the gang got together in Kansas City this week.

Enjoy. It may be the last time this current group gets together for their usual shenanigans.

Star-divide

Texas: I call this meeting to order. Today's agenda topic: Who stays and who goes. I'm looking for a quick vote. Obviously, I like bossing all of you around, so I'm in. Oklahoma?

Oklahoma: Hell, I'll stay. Do you really think I want to join the SEC or Pac-10? I still go into shell shock when a woman asks me if I have a Trojan on me, or if I walk past a store in the mall that sells 'Crocs'.

Oklahoma State: In, yo. I'm afraid if I take this game to LA, I may get shot.

Colorado: Staying. Unless the Pac-10 offers, and then I'll leave so fast there will be burn marks in the carpet. But they don't want me without you guys, so I'm probably still stuck with you assholes.

Missouri: Anyone know where the nearest U-Haul place is?

Texas: Jesus, can you be more obvious?

Missouri: What? Do you think I like being irrelevant? Do you think I like hoarding championships in fucking Softball? And it's not even the cool softball where you drink and wear inappropriate t-shirts that say things like "Balls Going Deep". It's the lesbian kind of softball where half of the cars in the parking lot are pink Cadillacs, and the chicks that show up wear visors and Birkenstocks.

Kansas State: I'm not really into PC, but there's a lot wrong with what you just said...

Missouri: You know what? I don't care. I'm going to go the Big Ten, wipe my ass with piles of TV money, and spend my winters buried in lake effects snow.

Texas: Wiping your ass with money is awesome.

Missouri: So, yeah, I'm out. Fuck you, fuck you, (points at Kansas) and double fuck you.

Kansas: Well, that wasn't nice.

Texas: Alright, order...ORDER! Kansas State, what are you doing?

Kansas State: Are you kidding me? Do you think I want to join the Mountain West? In. A thousand times in.

Kansas: (Whispers to his attorney...) My lawyer says that it would be in my best interest to stay.

Kansas State: Your lawyer?

Kansas: At this point, I have the FBI and IRS so far up my ass that they've set up a branch office in my colon. So, I'm taking him wherever I go.

Kansas' Lawyer: No more questions.

Texas: What an embarrassment. Tech?

Texas Tech: In. I go where you go my liege.

Baylor: God spoke with me last night, and he said that I should form a conference with other like religious institutions supported by the Almighty himself. However, he said I had to fire Scott Drew because he's an Eddie Haskell-style prick of the highest order, and I said, "No." I like being good at basketball now. Also, those Oral Roberts kids creep me out. They're like a cult.

Iowa State: I will do anything to stay in this conference. Anything. I am not above handing out sexual favors, and I don't care who asks for it.

Texas: So if I ask you to have sex with a dirty hobo, you'll do it?

Iowa State: Absolutely. You can even tape it if you'd like. That would be a hundred times better than joining the MAC.

Texas: Alright, we'll put that on the agenda for tonight after dinner and drinks at Tomfooleries. Nebraska, what say you?

Nebraska: I am 100% committed to exploring all of my options.

Texas: Huh?

Nebraska: I am fully invested in this conference unless something better comes along.

Oklahoma: How does sitting on that fence feel?

Nebraska: It kind of chafes.

Texas: And, finally, I'm afraid to ask. A&M?

Texas A&M: I want to join the sex conference.

(Texas puts his face in his palms...)

Texas: Do you mean the SEC conference?

Texas A&M: Yeah, I want to join the sex conference.

Oklahoma: I think we should let him go.

Texas: We can't. The state legislature says he can't go anywhere without me.

(Texas A&M puts his mouth over the microphone in front of him on the table and tries to swallow it...)

Texas: Alright, so we've got ten stays, one go, and one guy who can't seem to figure out what he wants to do. Nebraska, what can we do to get you off of the fence?

Nebraska: Nothing really. Joining the Big Ten is appealing. I mean, it's like a time warp. Neither of us have really been relevant since the late 90's, so it will be kind of comforting to be amongst like-minded people. Michigan called me and invited me over for a 90210 and Melrose Place marathon.

Oklahoma: That's really sad.

Nebraska: Look, I want to be with other people who think time stopped after the late 90's. Do you know how much being me sucks right now? I haven't won a conference championship in ELEVEN years. Hell, even Kansas State over there has won a conference title since I have.

Kansas State: Kicked your ass too.

Nebraska: Fuck off. And my basketball program is an embarrassment. In the Big Ten, Sadler ball will be considered 'up tempo', and my waning baseball program will be one of the southern most schools, so I'll have a leg up there.

Texas: Everything you just said there makes me sad.

Nebraska: You're sad? The only reason I'm not sad is because my entire state has been on Prozac since Tom Osborne retired. Do you really think we like Pelini? The guy wears sweatshirts on the sideline. SWEATSHIRTS. The guys in the navy blue polo shirts at Wal-Mart that greet me when I walk in look and act more professional than he does.

Oklahoma: Have you considered therapy?

Iowa State: I know a guy...

Dan Beebe: Hey, guys, what's up?

Texas: Dan, go back to your computer, keep playing Minesweeper, and we'll call you when we're done.

Beebe: Sure thing, boss.

Texas Tech: That was kind of harsh, don't you think?

Texas: He should be thankful he still has a job. We used a cardboard cutout of him a few weeks ago at a function with a tape player attached to its back looping random, non-committal statements, and no one knew it wasn't him until Baylor tried to hand him a plate of barbecued chicken and it dropped to the floor.

Texas A&M: I ate that chicken.

Oklahoma: Of course you did.

Texas A&M: It tasked like chicken.

Kansas State: I just...nevermind.

Iowa State: You guys will take him with you and not me?

Texas: He brings more televisions than you do.

Iowa State: But he's retarded!

Texas: He's not retarded; he's just misunderstood. He hasn't always been this way.

Iowa State: He's pissing himself again. Am I misunderstanding that?

(Texas A&M smiles as the warm urine runs down his leg...)

Texas: (Looks at A&M...) Look, I can't defend you forever. At some point, you're going to need to snap out of this.

Texas Tech: I've always wondered what goes on inside his head.

(Texas A&M stares at the wall...)


(Dan Beebe lets out a shriek at his computer...)

Texas: Dan, don't worry. We all hit the mine from time to time.

Beebe: No, that's not it. The Pac-10 is going to offer six of you.

Kansas: Thank God! Screw you assholes!

Beebe: They don't want you.

Missouri: HA HA.

Kansas State: Suck it.

Beebe: They don't want you either.

Kansas State: Well, duh.

Texas Tech: Who do they want?

Beebe: Texas, A&M, Tech, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, and Colorado.

Colorado: Oh happy daaaaaaayyyyyy!

Texas Tech: Thank you sire!

Oklahoma: I'm going to get sick...yep, here it comes.

(Oklahoma vomits...)

Oklahoma State: Shit. I'm gonna get shot.

Texas: Calm down, guys. We all want to stick around, right? Well, let's not jump the gun here. If we're all in this together, we'll stay. Nebraska, you in?

Nebraska: I'm firmly set on exploring all of my options.

Texas: Goddamnit. Make up your damn mind. Missouri?

Missouri: Kiss my ass.

Texas: Do either of you even have an offer from the Big Ten?

Missouri: It's just a technicality. I'll get one. Eventually.

Oklahoma: You sure you want to take that bet?

Missouri: I'd rather shoot for the moon than hang out with you assholes.

Texas: Alright, fuck it. Enjoy Conference USA.

Colorado: Wait, we're not going to the Pac-10?

Texas: Not if we don't have to.

Colorado: Jesus Christ. I finally, through sheer dumb luck, get a shot at getting what I want, and you assholes start cock-blocking me. Screw all of you, I'm out of here.

Beebe: Wait, the Pac-10 said that they may take Baylor instead of you.

Colorado: SON OF A BITCH!!!

Texas: Alright, Colorado's back in. Nebraska, Missouri...it's on you now. You have until Friday to figure this out.

Nebraska: I will stay if you can promise me that the Big 12 Championship will be played in Kansas City at least every other year.

Texas: Let's not get unreasonable now.

Nebraska: Unreasonable? UNREASONABLE??? You take all of the money, get all of the good TV spots, and now you're getting the title game in the Jerrydome every year. And I'm being unreasonable?

Kansas State: You did kind of vote for the unequal revenue sharing when you were, you know, good at football. Ten years ago.

Oklahoma: Actually, it's been eleven years since they won the Big 12.

Kansas State: I stand corrected. You were good at football eleven years ago.

Nebraska: And you assholes wonder why I want to leave.

Texas: Calm down everyone. Tempers are starting to get in the way of reason. Let's just handle this calmly. Nebraska and Missouri, you have until next Friday to decide if you want to stay with us. If you don't, half of us will go to the Pac-10.

Colorado: It's like a nightmare, but I'm still awake...

Kansas: I literally did not see this coming.

Kansas State: So where do the rest of us go?

Texas: Well, I can put in a good word for you with the Mountain West or Big East.

Iowa State: What about me?

Texas: Have you ever considered trade school?

Kansas: You mean to tell me that my storied basketball program is going to slum in the Mountain West?

Oklahoma: Sorry, dude, but this is about football. And, to be honest, no one is going to party with a dude that's under Federal investigation.

Kansas: Point taken. It's Kansas State's fault.

Kansas State: What the?

Texas: Kansas, you really are an asshole. Everyone said you were, but I always gave you the benefit of the doubt. But, yeah, you really do suck.

Kansas State: THANK YOU!!!

Missouri: Ha ha!

Beebe: If anyone needs me, I'm going to head to the shitter.

Texas A&M: Me too. I'm going to the shitter for some head.

(Everyone stares blankly at A&M...)

Texas: I think we're done here. Everyone, we've got a week to figure this out. Go to your corners, make your calls, and we'll hash this out later. Nebraska and Missouri, the ball is in your court.



http://www.bringonthecats.com/2010/6/7/1506558/adventures-of-the-big-12-twelve (http://www.bringonthecats.com/2010/6/7/1506558/adventures-of-the-big-12-twelve)
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: GH2001 on June 10, 2010, 12:32:34 PM
I think Boartitz may have posted that already in a link but not sure.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 10, 2010, 12:42:38 PM
That is freaking hilarious.  It just supports my eternal contention that the Big II + X is a suck ass conference... If they were so gawldamn powerful and **AWESOME!!** they would be making offers to the PAC-WTFever instead of the other way around.

I am laughing out loud.  Cannot wait to send that to my stupid Longhorn acquaintances...
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Jumbo on June 10, 2010, 12:49:49 PM
Colorado has just joined the Pac-10, Down goes Frazier..
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: boartitz on June 10, 2010, 01:20:25 PM
Ok, sure. If you don't think the state Legislature of Texas was not involved in Texas not coming to the SEC in 1990, then keep believing that.  Let me rephrase: The SEC took ONLY Arkansas and USCe after the Texas and FSU deals fell through. Texas and Arky were to go to the West and USCe and FSU to the East.  Kramer really screwed up the FSU deal.

http://blog.al.com/press-register-sports/2010/04/finebaum_how_texas_nearly_join.html (http://blog.al.com/press-register-sports/2010/04/finebaum_how_texas_nearly_join.html)
You're using Finebaum as your source? Finebaum?
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: jmar on June 10, 2010, 01:28:14 PM
You're using Finebaum as your source? Finebaum?
F-bomb is a poor source and a Bamer, but there might be some truth to his words on occaisions where the fate of the entire conference is concerned, especially before he was recruited into the Saban fold.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: boartitz on June 10, 2010, 01:33:53 PM
F-bomb is a poor source and a Bamer, but there might be some truth to his words on occaisions where the fate of the entire conference is concerned, especially before he was recruited into the Saban fold.
We were already accepted before Texas and the Aggies decided they might want to join. The SEC would have taken Texas but didn't want the Aggies. The Texas legislature got their panties in a wad and made it hard for the two to be seperated.
http://books.google.com/books?id=pysEAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA70&dq=swc+begs+arkansas+to+stay&cd=1#v=onepage&q&f=false (http://books.google.com/books?id=pysEAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA70&dq=swc+begs+arkansas+to+stay&cd=1#v=onepage&q&f=false)

A lot of the same discussion we are hearing 20 years later about what Texas should do.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: boartitz on June 10, 2010, 01:42:59 PM
http://articles.latimes.com/1990-08-02/sports/sp-1412_1_southeastern-conference (http://articles.latimes.com/1990-08-02/sports/sp-1412_1_southeastern-conference)
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: jmar on June 10, 2010, 01:45:27 PM
The two will not separate now.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: GH2001 on June 10, 2010, 01:50:02 PM
You're using Finebaum as your source? Finebaum?

When its his OPINION? Yeah, I hate him. But this was a simple "how it was back in 1990" article he wrote and there was nothing false in it. I think we agree here titz, its just a matter of semantics.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: War Eagle!!! on June 10, 2010, 02:02:06 PM
Colorado has just joined the Pac-10, Down goes Frazier..

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=5271438 (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=5271438)

Yep. Colorado was going to make damn sure Baylor didn't ride UT's coat tails. I don't blame them. This is the first domino to fall and the whole college landscape is about to change dramatically.

I still hope we stick with our same 12. Or get rid of USCe and Arkansas and pick up FSU and Texas...hahahaha
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: jmar on June 10, 2010, 02:09:06 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=5271438 (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=5271438)

Yep. Colorado was going to make damn sure Baylor didn't ride UT's coat tails. I don't blame them. This is the first domino to fall and the whole college landscape is about to change dramatically.

I still hope we stick with our same 12. Or get rid of USCe and Arkansas and pick up FSU and Texas...hahahaha
Damn, that's almost evil.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: boartitz on June 10, 2010, 02:17:22 PM
When its his OPINION? Yeah, I hate him. But this was a simple "how it was back in 1990" article he wrote and there was nothing false in it. I think we agree here titz, its just a matter of semantics.
We were already in the SEC before Texas tried to jump. We weren't the fall back option. One of the great covert actions by Frank Broyles.
We jumped first, which soon led to the demise of the SWC.


Quote from: GH2001 on June 09, 2010, 10:22:36 PM
Honestly - you know as good as we do that Arky and SCe were added because the Texas and FSU deals fell through. Bobby backed down at the last minute and Ann Richards wasn't letting Texas go without aTm. The SEC didn't want aTm so that was the end of that.  But I do think Arky has done well. I can't say the same for USCe except for giving the Uggers occasional fits.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: GH2001 on June 10, 2010, 02:53:19 PM
We were already in the SEC before Texas tried to jump. We weren't the fall back option. One of the great covert actions by Frank Broyles.
We jumped first, which soon led to the demise of the SWC.


Quote from: GH2001 on June 09, 2010, 10:22:36 PM
Honestly - you know as good as we do that Arky and SCe were added because the Texas and FSU deals fell through. Bobby backed down at the last minute and Ann Richards wasn't letting Texas go without aTm. The SEC didn't want aTm so that was the end of that.  But I do think Arky has done well. I can't say the same for USCe except for giving the Uggers occasional fits.


I also clarified it saying this is why ONLY Arky and USCe went into the SEC. It was suppose to be more but FSU and Texas happened. Thats all I was saying. Like I said - semantics.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: boartitz on June 10, 2010, 04:23:37 PM
I also clarified it saying this is why ONLY Arky and USCe went into the SEC. It was suppose to be more but FSU and Texas happened. Thats all I was saying. Like I said - semantics.
You still don't get it. We were already in the SEC BEFORE Texas tried to get in. Their deal didn't fall through first.
Did you even read the link to the Texas Monthly magazine. The part about Texas and A&M thinking about FOLLOWING Arkansas to the SEC? GAH.
On another note, check this out.
http://www.kctv5.com/sports/23860558/detail.html (http://www.kctv5.com/sports/23860558/detail.html)
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: GH2001 on June 10, 2010, 04:29:19 PM
You still don't get it. We were already in the SEC BEFORE Texas tried to get in. Their deal didn't fall through first.
Did you even read the link to the Texas Monthly magazine. The part about Texas and A&M thinking about FOLLOWING Arkansas to the SEC? GAH.
On another note, check this out.
http://www.kctv5.com/sports/23860558/detail.html (http://www.kctv5.com/sports/23860558/detail.html)

Yes, and what I am saying is only half of the original plan took place. Big picture here titz.  No need to take out your aggression for Texas on me. The SEC had wanted Texas and FSU a LONG time before Arky and SC entered in. The long term plan was to have all 4 teams. Arky and SC were easy, no hurdles - done. Like I said - Texas and FSU were a different story. 

No one is belittling Arky or SC here. Just saying they were only half the original long term plan.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: chinook on June 10, 2010, 05:25:07 PM
Yes, and what I am saying is only half of the original plan took place. Big picture here titz.  No need to take out your aggression for Texas on me. The SEC had wanted Texas and FSU a LONG time before Arky and SC entered in. The long term plan was to have all 4 teams. Arky and SC were easy, no hurdles - done. Like I said - Texas and FSU were a different story.  

No one is belittling Arky or SC here. Just saying they were only half the original long term plan.

arky isn't concerned...they're 5 deep @ conferences.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: boartitz on June 10, 2010, 05:30:37 PM
Yes, and what I am saying is only half of the original plan took place. Big picture here titz.  No need to take out your aggression for Texas on me. The SEC had wanted Texas and FSU a LONG time before Arky and SC entered in. The long term plan was to have all 4 teams. Arky and SC were easy, no hurdles - done. Like I said - Texas and FSU were a different story. 

No one is belittling Arky or SC here. Just saying they were only half the original long term plan.
Frank Broyles had talked to folks in the SEC in 1987 about Arkansas joining. (He just happened to mention that on a local radio show today) As soon as they decided to expand, we were in. Independently of anything pertaining to any Texas teams. We were the first team invited, Broyles said. He was involved in the negotiations, I think he ought to know.
Be glad that Texas is not here. Bammers are enough to cover the DRA of bullshit.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: AWK on June 10, 2010, 05:40:19 PM
arky isn't concerned...they're 5 deep @ conferences.
I rolf'd in my pants.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 10, 2010, 05:50:36 PM
my latest response to all the T-sippers out here...

If the Big XII was such an awesome conference, why wasn't Big XII the one doing the poaching?  USC just needed someone to pay the bills while they were in prison.  Congrats, T-sippers - you are now USC's bitch.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: djsimp on June 10, 2010, 11:52:11 PM
There sure is a lot of talk of aTm to the SEC on EPSN. Arkansas look out.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: boartitz on June 11, 2010, 02:25:37 AM
There sure is a lot of talk of aTm to the SEC on EPSN. Arkansas look out.
Look out for what? We just started a 10 year series with them last year. They are already on our schedule.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: djsimp on June 11, 2010, 07:39:32 AM
Look out for what? We just started a 10 year series with them last year. They are already on our schedule.

maybe so, but it is the media that has already elevated aTm as Arkansas' rival.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: GH2001 on June 11, 2010, 09:38:01 AM
maybe so, but it is the media that has already elevated aTm as Arkansas' rival.

Defensive aint they?? Boartitz seems awful sensitive the last few days since the Texas schools have been brought up.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: boartitz on June 11, 2010, 09:50:33 AM
Defensive aint they?? Boartitz seems awful sensitive the last few days since the Texas schools have been brought up.
I just don't like the motherfuckers. If they join the SEC, I'm sure you'll feel the same way soon enough.
Arkansas was the only school in the old SWC that was not a Texas school. In fairness, the conference decided to not allow any Ref with Arkansas ties to officiate our games. That meant every conference game we ever played was officiated by an all Texas crew.
I was just raised up hating them fuckers. All of them.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: GH2001 on June 11, 2010, 10:01:44 AM
I just don't like the motherphukers. If they join the SEC, I'm sure you'll feel the same way soon enough.
Arkansas was the only school in the old SWC that was not a Texas school. In fairness, the conference decided to not allow any Ref with Arkansas ties to officiate our games. That meant every conference game we ever played was officiated by an all Texas crew.
I was just raised up hating them phukers. All of them.

Oh, I am with you brother. I work with two UT guys. Nice fellas in general but they aren't afraid to tell you that Texas is the be all of everything - biggest, richest, nicest, best, etc. Even though its not technically true - they think it is, and are not shy about talking about it EVERY - FRIGGIN -  DAY. I can't point out one good thing about Auburn or even Alabama (yes I will give them their props when due) without hearing the proverbial "Oh yeah, we have that too except ours is actually bigger/better/nicer/richer" ...Its more of an arrogance than an obsession. They have a ton of sidewalk fans and their student section cares more about getting to the weird hippie music festival than watching the 2nd half of the game. DKR stadium is surprisingly quiet to hold 100K people and having such a 'large' student body and fan base as they like to claim.

To me , its also ironic they try to present this 'countrified good ole boy' image of their fanbase and school when Austin is anything but. One of the guys remarked one day how he thought Colt was such a regular old Country Boy and he wouldn't be surprised to see Colt stop on the way to a UT game in Austin to help a farmer bail some hay. I was like "you have been to Austin right?" - it wouldn't be a farmer with hay but more likely a hippie with hemp. Funny too, because when its convenient they make fun of the Aggies for the same things they like to try to be - Agriculture.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: boartitz on June 11, 2010, 10:49:13 AM
You do know who the A&M regent making the most noise about joining the SEC is, right? No other than Gene Stallings. Bammer and Aggie rolled into one. Is that who you want sharing our money?
Our TV contract is set for the next few years. If we add members, that means all the schools in now get their shares cut.
I'm against any new members right now. Damn sure don't feel like paying them to join.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: jmar on June 11, 2010, 11:06:28 AM
You do know who the A&M regent making the most noise about joining the SEC is, right? No other than Gene Stallings. Bammer and Aggie rolled into one. Is that who you want sharing our money?
Our TV contract is set for the next few years. If we add members, that means all the schools in now get their shares cut.
I'm against any new members right now. Damn sure don't feel like paying them to join.
True, but the market there is what is attractive. A&M is third in profit among Big 12 schools. They are looking at the air distances to say Washington or Oregon, 1600-1700^ miles as opposed to 900 to Gainesville.The prelims indicated a Texas package deal to the Pac-10 but now we learn that Slive has been in contact with A&M for 2 months. 
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: djsimp on June 11, 2010, 11:12:00 AM
Defensive aint they?? Boartitz seems awful sensitive the last few days since the Texas schools have been brought up.

youve done ruffled some feath...no wait, youve done made the pig squeal.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: boartitz on June 11, 2010, 12:07:13 PM
True, but the market there is what is attractive. A&M is third in profit among Big 12 schools. They are looking at the air distances to say Washington or Oregon, 1600-1700^ miles as opposed to 900 to Gainesville.The prelims indicated a Texas package deal to the Pac-10 but now we learn that Slive has been in contact with A&M for 2 months. 
What market? We have a TV deal with ESPN and CBS that shows us Nationwide. The Aggie neighborhood already gets us on TV. I don't give a fuck if they watch us or not.
You're looking at this from the networks point of view. They'll be the ones to profit, not the SEC teams already locked into a multi-year contract.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: jmar on June 11, 2010, 12:31:39 PM
What market? We have a TV deal with ESPN and CBS that shows us Nationwide. The Aggie neighborhood already gets us on TV. I don't give a phuk if they watch us or not.
You're looking at this from the networks point of view. They'll be the ones to profit, not the SEC teams already locked into a multi-year contract.
As an overall earner,Texas A&M is a top 20 program, top 15 in football. What does Slive want them for an ornament?
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: JR4AU on June 11, 2010, 12:37:38 PM
As an overall earner,Texas A&M is a top 20 program, top 15 in football. What does Slive want them for an ornament?

I keep hearing blather on the radio about who should go where to make the best conference, and "If The U of _____ was in the SEC, they would lose 5 games a year"...etc. etc.  This whole deal is about $$$$$$.  Not a contest to see who can create the biggest badest lineup of top 10 teams.  Expansion of TV markets, and revenue are the primary if not the ONLY considerations.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 11, 2010, 12:40:11 PM
I keep hearing blather on the radio about who should go where to make the best conference, and "If The U of _____ was in the SEC, they would lose 5 games a year"...etc. etc.  This whole deal is about $$$$$$.  Not a contest to see who can create the biggest badest lineup of top 10 teams.  Expansion of TV markets, and revenue are the primary if not the ONLY considerations.

Winnah Winnah Cheeken Dinnah
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: jmar on June 11, 2010, 12:41:11 PM
I keep hearing blather on the radio about who should go where to make the best conference, and "If The U of _____ was in the SEC, they would lose 5 games a year"...etc. etc.  This whole deal is about $$$$$$.  Not a contest to see who can create the biggest badest lineup of top 10 teams.  Expansion of TV markets, and revenue are the primary if not the ONLY considerations.
Well, that was sort of my aim. If it were simply about being competitive I would say throw TCU in with A&M.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: GH2001 on June 11, 2010, 12:42:31 PM
As an overall earner,Texas A&M is a top 20 program, top 15 in football. What does Slive want them for an ornament?

Youre right, this is about TV Sets and Markets. If the SEC doesnt make a move to increase market and revenue this could have an effect on the schools in the SEC 5-10 years down the road - think money. I am for increasing the SEC by 2 teams though, not necessarily 4. I think UNC and Va Tech would bring in new markets and some BB credibility with UNC. UNC's BB market is HUUUGGGEEE...FSU and Ga Tech are good programs but really dont bring any more money or market to the table. Texas AM and Okl would as would VT and UNC.

Lets say for easy math sake, the SEC has revenue of 120 million amongst its 12 members = 10 million/per member. The added members HAVE to bring in 10 million per or better to make any deal worthwhile. Adding Okl, aTM, VT or UNC would allow the SEC leverage to renegotiate a bigger contract at the same time adding more market thus increasing this 10 million per team most likely. GT and FSU would likely bring the per team rate DOWN in the SEC.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: jmar on June 11, 2010, 01:22:57 PM
Youre right, this is about TV Sets and Markets. If the SEC doesnt make a move to increase market and revenue this could have an effect on the schools in the SEC 5-10 years down the road - think money. I am for increasing the SEC by 2 teams though, not necessarily 4. I think UNC and Va Tech would bring in new markets and some BB credibility with UNC. UNC's BB market is HUUUGGGEEE...FSU and Ga Tech are good programs but really dont bring any more money or market to the table. Texas AM and Okl would as would VT and UNC.

Lets say for easy math sake, the SEC has revenue of 120 million amongst its 12 members = 10 million/per member. The added members HAVE to bring in 10 million per or better to make any deal worthwhile. Adding Okl, aTM, VT or UNC would allow the SEC leverage to renegotiate a bigger contract at the same time adding more market thus increasing this 10 million per team most likely. GT and FSU would likely bring the per team rate DOWN in the SEC.
I'm with you on VaTech.    Drawing Carolina away would be a real coup, but met with more internal resistance of nearly any other school except Duke. 
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 11, 2010, 02:58:58 PM
What market? We have a TV deal with ESPN and CBS that shows us Nationwide. The Aggie neighborhood already gets us on TV. I don't give a fuck if they watch us or not.

THIS.  How can we get any bigger in terms of market than NATIONWIDE?  EVERYONE watches the SEC - our games are certainly better than whatever bullshit the PAC-10 is showing - same for the Big East.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 11, 2010, 03:02:56 PM
Have to agree with titz and TW here.  I too am not excited about adding members.  If we do though, I wouldn't mind us taking GT and FSU.   Purely for the rivalries that are partially there and could be built. 
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: wesfau2 on June 11, 2010, 03:04:50 PM
Have to agree with titz and TW here.  I too am not excited about adding members.  If we do though, I wouldn't mind us taking GT and FSU.   Purely for the rivalries that are partially there and could be built. 

Fuck FSU.  They were too pussy to join the SEC the first time around.  I don't want to offer them a port in the storm. 

I repeat: Fuck FSU.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: GH2001 on June 11, 2010, 03:10:48 PM
THIS.  How can we get any bigger in terms of market than NATIONWIDE?  EVERYONE watches the SEC - our games are certainly better than whatever bullpoop the PAC-10 is showing - same for the Big East.

Wait until the PAC 10 and Big 10 get their new contracts. They will blow right by us in revenue. The Big 10 already is higher than us in revenue. If you don't think that means something, think longterm. Revenue pays for everything - recruiting, facilities, etc. We do NOT need to get left behind in this.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Lurking Tiger on June 11, 2010, 03:15:54 PM
UT will not come to the SEC. The SEC shares it's TV revenues equally. The Big 12 does not. TX gets a bigger portion than any other school in the league. They would probably lose money coming into the SEC. Plus they would lose a couple more games per year.

The PAC 1+15 would probably negotiate a sweetheart revenue sharing deal with TX. The SEC will not.

I hate UT as much as Boartitz. Fuck them and the goats they molested on the way in.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: wesfau2 on June 11, 2010, 03:19:00 PM
UT will not come to the SEC. The SEC shares it's TV revenues equally. The Big 12 does not. TX gets a bigger portion than any other school in the league. They would probably lose money coming into the SEC. Plus they would lose a couple more games per year.

The PAC 1+15 would probably negotiate a sweetheart revenue sharing deal with TX. The SEC will not.

I hate UT as much as Boartitz. Fuck them and the goats they molested on the way in.

That's the goodz.

Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Lurking Tiger on June 11, 2010, 03:21:58 PM
Wait until the PAC 10 and Big 10 get their new contracts. They will blow right by us in revenue.

The sky is not falling. The Pac 10 12 16 whatever will not get more on a per school basis. THAT is the important number to look at.

The Big 10 already is higher than us in revenue.

Only because they started their own network. If we add another school, we can renegotiate our contract with the network. Or maybe start our own.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: JR4AU on June 11, 2010, 03:25:10 PM
Wait until the PAC 10 and Big 10 get their new contracts. They will blow right by us in revenue. The Big 10 already is higher than us in revenue. If you don't think that means something, think longterm. Revenue pays for everything - recruiting, facilities, etc. We do NOT need to get left behind in this.

The 2 teams that are done deals tell you alot about how this will work.  Neb is way far West of anything currently in the Big 10, and a big name school in the Central Time Zone.  

Colo. is way far east of anything in the Pac Ten, and gets them games in the Mtn Time slots.  The land a TX team, and they're in the Central Time Zone.  That's big in TV terms.  
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 11, 2010, 03:25:23 PM
phuk FSU.  They were too pussy to join the SEC the first time around.  I don't want to offer them a port in the storm. 

I repeat: phuk FSU.

Nole country has been my party town away from home for years.  Loves  me some FSU.  Hard to argue not coming to the SEC when you could go to a conference and win about 70 straight and play for NC's.  I agree it was pussy not to join the SEC but I imagine we looked real manly backing out the season opener when Tubs came in...without any justifiable reason.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: wesfau2 on June 11, 2010, 03:30:07 PM
 I agree it was pussy not to join the SEC but I imagine we looked real manly backing out the season opener when Tubs came in...without any justifiable reason.

This is about FSU, not Auburn.

So, fuck you, Harvey, just for good measure.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: eagleair89 on June 11, 2010, 03:33:42 PM
...without any justifiable reason.

Reason 1:  we sucked so bad Appy St almost beat us before they were any good.

Reason 2:  Really no reason at all to get into a family squabble on national TV and lose the game and the squabble

Reason 3:  Bobby said Hell No! We won't go!..............and that was that cause when your Bobby you are your own justification (unless the FBI/IRS/ATF/SEC/Interpol shut your damn money laundering sch......I mean your bank down)

 :bar:
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: eagleair89 on June 11, 2010, 03:35:09 PM
Reason 1:  we sucked so bad Appy St almost beat us before they were any good.

Reason 2:  Really no reason at all to get into a family squabble on national TV and lose the game and the squabble

Reason 3:  Bobby said Hell No! We won't go!..............and that was that cause when your Bobby you are your own justification (unless the FBI/IRS/ATF/SEC/Interpol shut your damn money laundering sch......I mean your bank down)

 :bar:

oh  yeah, i agree........phuk Free Shoes Retirement Home.....damn half-ass tech/teachers college.

damn I am agreeing with myself......really need to learn how them buttons work around here...shit
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 11, 2010, 03:42:32 PM
This is about FSU, not Auburn.

So, phuk you, Harvey, just for good measure.

A hearty Seminole chop to the cash and prizes.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 11, 2010, 03:49:14 PM
Reason 1:  we sucked so bad Appy St almost beat us before they were any good.

Reason 2:  Really no reason at all to get into a family squabble on national TV and lose the game and the squabble

Reason 3:  Bobby said Hell No! We won't go!..............and that was that cause when your Bobby you are your own justification (unless the FBI/IRS/ATF/SEC/Interpol shut your damn money laundering sch......I mean your bank down)

 :bar:

We suck and don't want a beat down?

As for the family squabble...we took a fucking bath in the media for not playing the game.  Far worse than anything that would have been said about Bowden/Bowden during the game.  And that was before the intrawebs went global.  God help us if we pulled that shit now.   
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: boartitz on June 11, 2010, 03:50:05 PM
THIS.  How can we get any bigger in terms of market than NATIONWIDE?  EVERYONE watches the SEC - our games are certainly better than whatever bullshit the PAC-10 is showing - same for the Big East.
I work all over the country and I never have a problem watching SEC games.
Most everywhere I go, if the local team is not on the air, the bars have screens full of SEC games. Football fanatics across the country know we have a good product.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwMpdDjVGxI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwMpdDjVGxI#)
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: eagleair89 on June 11, 2010, 04:10:53 PM
We suck and don't want a beat down?

As for the family squabble...we took a phuking bath in the media for not playing the game.  Far worse than anything that would have been said about Bowden/Bowden during the game.  And that was before the intrawebs went global.  God help us if we pulled that poop now.  

my three reasons were made mainly in jest.....it is Friday and I am having fun........but:

on the first one yep...............it aint in the record books...AU did not want in the books...avoid the beat down.

My memory and yours on the media is a little different.  That game was scheduled for one reason:

Tater-Tot v. PaPa.....Tater-Tot was gone so the premise for playing the game no longer existed.

As for the Media and "it could not have been worse".........my memory tells me different.......there were "stories" floating around that given all of pre-season to work up to it and all of game week to hype it......ESPN was going to do a real number on AU/Lowder and the rest of that bunch during the game and half-time.......it was not going to be pretty and could very well been very damaging.  The media coverage that resulted from the pull-out was ugly but not damaging to the over-all health of AU or her athletics program........if you get what I am saying.

Again, this is my memory and me and My Benevolent Sponsor might have twisted things a bit........but i will always be of the opinion (based on what I think I know/remember) that not playing that game was absolutely the right thing to do.

Before you respond, please read the first line of this post once more..........its Friday have a good weekend

 :bar:
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: The Prowler on June 11, 2010, 07:06:34 PM
How 'bout.....

SEC West:
Auburn
SPuat
Texas A&M (Texas market)
Missouri (St Louis market)
LSU
Ole Miss
MSU
Arkansas

SEC East:
Florida
Florida State
Virginia Tech
UT
UGA
Kentucky
South Carolina
Vanderbilt
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: jmar on June 11, 2010, 07:41:53 PM
I like that line-up Prowler. There are some dissenters here that see no benefit revenue wise to the SEC adding any school at this time while others, myself included think additions are necessary now and for future years.  We need a poll to test the waters though.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: The Prowler on June 11, 2010, 08:05:15 PM
I say four Super-Duper Conferences

Pac 24
Big 24
SEC
ACC/Big East

Have each team play their Division plus one in the other Division.  All four have a Conference Championship Game...Then take those four teams, that won their Conference, and do a Plus One. There's your Playoff where the season matters and you can still have all of the Bowl Games.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: boartitz on June 11, 2010, 08:16:42 PM
Now that yall have figured out who you want to add, start figuring out which traditional SEC matchups you want to eliminate.
If you have more members than the number of games you can play each year, something has to give. You can't play everybody.
Would you be willing to play Bama 2 games every 10-12 years? The rotation will be longer with more teams. Bust up FLA/UGA? On and on.
We have the best fucking deal in college football right now. I hope nothing changes here. It could very well be a case of working on something until it's broke.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: jmar on June 11, 2010, 08:52:54 PM
Now that yall have figured out who you want to add, start figuring out which traditional SEC matchups you want to eliminate.
If you have more members than the number of games you can play each year, something has to give. You can't play everybody.
Would you be willing to play Bama 2 games every 10-12 years? The rotation will be longer with more teams. Bust up FLA/UGA? On and on.
We have the best phuking deal in college football right now. I hope nothing changes here. It could very well be a case of working on something until it's broke.
Now tits you know I'm not smart enough to figure this out. But if each of the teams drop a non-conference opponent or two and pick up another conference game (9) OR (10) , make it alternating to protect the hard core hatefests, we still get our cake and eat it too. And new rivals ta boot. I'm not for much more than two to four extra teams myself. It's extremely hard in this conference already, I agree, we do have the best, let's just up the ante.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: boartitz on June 11, 2010, 09:48:11 PM
I think some of yall just have the hots for the Aggie cheerleaders.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: boartitz on June 11, 2010, 09:54:26 PM
Now tits you know I'm not smart enough to figure this out. But if each of the teams drop a non-conference opponent or two and pick up another conference game (9) OR (10) , make it alternating to protect the hard core hatefests, we still get our cake and eat it too. And new rivals ta boot. I'm not for much more than two to four extra teams myself. It's extremely hard in this conference already, I agree, we do have the best, let's just up the ante.
Yeah, swap a couple of rent a wins for some top 25 teams. Then we can beat the fuck out of each other so that the conference champ may have 3 losses. That'll get us in the National Championship game.
We are sitting pretty right now with the way things are.
Some folks are talking about the 16 member theoretical conferences getting 2 BCS bids. Don't we usually get that anyways? With 12 members.
Title: Re: Big 12 is finished
Post by: jmar on June 11, 2010, 10:01:29 PM
Yeah, swap a couple of rent a wins for some top 25 teams. Then we can beat the phuk out of each other so that the conference champ may have 3 losses. That'll get us in the National Championship game.
We are sitting pretty right now with the way things are.
Some folks are talking about the 16 member theoretical conferences getting 2 BCS bids. Don't we usually get that anyways? With 12 members.
As I recollect, pretty sure.