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Title: Coach Malzahn has hired a new Offensive Quality Control Assistant....
Post by: The Prowler on June 05, 2010, 11:20:59 AM
Coach Eli Drinkwitz, former OC and OL Coach at Springdale HS.  Coach Drink is replacing Coach Chris Martin who took a job as the OC at Birmingham Southern.
Title: Re: Coach Malzahn has hired a new Offensive Quality Control Assistant....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 05, 2010, 01:24:05 PM
That should keep that Arkansas pipeline flowing.
Title: Re: Coach Malzahn has hired a new Offensive Quality Control Assistant....
Post by: The Prowler on June 05, 2010, 01:40:19 PM
That should keep that Arkansas pipeline flowing.
Thinking the same thing
Title: Re: Coach Malzahn has hired a new Offensive Quality Control Assistant....
Post by: djsimp on June 05, 2010, 01:48:00 PM
As soon as Ark fires shorty, they will be throwing some money at Malzahn to come back.
Title: Re: Coach Malzahn has hired a new Offensive Quality Control Assistant....
Post by: Birmingham on June 05, 2010, 06:31:19 PM
I thought the head coach did the hiring.  That's interesting.
Title: Re: Coach Malzahn has hired a new Offensive Quality Control Assistant....
Post by: bottomfeeder on June 05, 2010, 08:03:32 PM
I thought the head coach did the hiring.  That's interesting.
They must not teach "delegation of authority" at Turd Town
Title: Re: Coach Malzahn has hired a new Offensive Quality Control Assistant....
Post by: boartitz on June 05, 2010, 08:12:28 PM
Chizik is merely bringing in Gus's replacement for when Gus takes a HC job.
http://www.nwapreps.com/2010/06/springdale-highs-drinkwitz-resigns/ (http://www.nwapreps.com/2010/06/springdale-highs-drinkwitz-resigns/)
Your Arkansas pipeline will be re-routed to wherever Gus goes.
Look for Dyer and Frazier to Mallett out of the program. It won't be what they signed up for. :poke: :)
Title: Re: Coach Malzahn has hired a new Offensive Quality Control Assistant....
Post by: bottomfeeder on June 05, 2010, 08:50:21 PM
Chizik is merely bringing in Gus's replacement for when Gus takes a HC job.
http://www.nwapreps.com/2010/06/springdale-highs-drinkwitz-resigns/ (http://www.nwapreps.com/2010/06/springdale-highs-drinkwitz-resigns/)
Your Arkansas pipeline will be re-routed to wherever Gus goes.
Look for Dyer and Frazier to Mallett out of the program. It won't be what they signed up for. :poke: :)

A pipeline wet dream maybe. That shit is not going to happen as soon as you think.
Title: Re: Coach Malzahn has hired a new Offensive Quality Control Assistant....
Post by: boartitz on June 06, 2010, 12:27:55 AM
A pipeline wet dream maybe. That shit is not going to happen as soon as you think.
I'm thinking 2012 Mayan calendar. What are you thinking? We are gonna be #1 at the end of time.
That's the race that matters.
When we get dug up a million years from now, nobody is gonna give a fuck about Alabama. You will merely be a piedmont between the Appalachians and the oil slick.
Your fans will be a low grade source of methane. That is your legacy.
Might as well light a fart in protest. Flame on, tider.
Title: Re: Coach Malzahn has hired a new Offensive Quality Control Assistant....
Post by: Birmingham on June 06, 2010, 01:09:20 AM
They must not teach "delegation of authority" at Turd Town

You're right, Chizik not handling the hiring of his football staff is probably just delegation.
Title: Re: Coach Malzahn has hired a new Offensive Quality Control Assistant....
Post by: bottomfeeder on June 06, 2010, 04:33:38 AM
You're right, Chizik not handling the hiring of his football staff is probably just delegation.

Actually the hiring process goes through the Auburn University athletic department head and the State of Alabama. The headhunter could be anyone.
Title: Re: Coach Malzahn has hired a new Offensive Quality Control Assistant....
Post by: Lurking Tiger on June 06, 2010, 09:21:02 PM
That should keep that Arkansas pipeline flowing.

More of an open faucet. Not enough D1 talent in Arkansas to qualify as a pipeline.
Title: Re: Coach Malzahn has hired a new Offensive Quality Control Assistant....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on June 06, 2010, 09:35:52 PM
More of an open faucet. Not enough D1 talent in Arkansas to qualify as a pipeline.

I hear ya.
Title: Re: Coach Malzahn has hired a new Offensive Quality Control Assistant....
Post by: JR4AU on June 07, 2010, 01:13:21 PM
You're right, Chizik not handling the hiring of his football staff is probably just delegation.

You have a Phd. in dumbass don't you?
Title: Re: Coach Malzahn has hired a new Offensive Quality Control Assistant....
Post by: JR4AU on June 07, 2010, 01:18:20 PM
From the: "Bigger Picture Dept."  Auburn had a "pipeline" to Ark. prior to Malzahn's arrival, and as also stated above, there's not enough talent in Ark. to really sweat it one way or the other.  Could be a very smart hire that Chizik allowed Malzahn make to set up Malzahn's departure, which will be forthcoming in a year or 2 if the offense continues to produce, and/or get more prolific.  Prevent a Nallsminger type situation in the near future when he wants to keep the same offense/continutiy of offense post Malzahn. 
Title: Re: Coach Malzahn has hired a new Offensive Quality Control Assistant....
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 07, 2010, 01:30:23 PM
All I know is when Malzahn does leave...we didn't want him anyway.
Title: Re: Coach Malzahn has hired a new Offensive Quality Control Assistant....
Post by: Jumbo on June 07, 2010, 02:00:33 PM
All I know is when Malzahn does leave...we didn't want him anyway.
You bet your sweet ass.