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Title: I've never
Post by: AUsweetheart on May 26, 2010, 04:10:55 PM
Made this kind of bet before because thought of wearing any kind of bammer gear is so deeply repulsive. But... I got caught up talking shit this morning....and them we proceeded to get our asses kicked. The long and short of it is I have to wear a bama hat on tue. The only way I can stomach it is if I make it an entire costume. Jean cut offs...some Camel lights...etc. Anyone have any suggestions....short of bleaching my hair blonde and fucking 49 frat boys that is...
HELP.
Title: Re: I've never
Post by: wreckingball on May 26, 2010, 04:24:11 PM
Paint the back of your neck red.
Title: Re: I've never
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 26, 2010, 04:24:29 PM
I would say you're on to something.  You can definitely turn this around on your water-headed class mate.  Going overboard with the outrageous Wal Marks Bammie gear would....nooo...that wouldn't work.  They all wear it.  I'll get back to you.  

This is going to be tough.
Title: Re: I've never
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 26, 2010, 04:49:30 PM
Well, if you want to go full throttle:

Knock out all your teeth.
Marry your brother.
Cheat on your brother with your Uncle.
Sell Cocaine at work.
Slap a secretary.
Pronounce one day; you will go Denny-Bryant statidum.  In Birmingham. 
Title: Re: I've never
Post by: CCTAU on May 26, 2010, 05:00:06 PM
I would suggest something like this. That way no one ever notices the hat. Take a lot of pics for us.

(http://sports.gunaxin.com/wp-content/gallery/alabama_girls/tide68.jpg)


P.S. This might be the only way we could forgive you for the hat.......
Title: Re: I've never
Post by: Godfather on May 26, 2010, 05:07:41 PM
I would suggest something like this. That way no one ever notices the hat. Take a lot of pics for us.,

(http://sports.gunaxin.com/wp-content/gallery/alabama_girls/tide68.jpg)
seconded
Title: Re: I've never
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 26, 2010, 05:14:53 PM
Damn...row tahd
Title: Re: I've never
Post by: wesfau2 on May 26, 2010, 05:23:02 PM
Made this kind of bet before because thought of wearing any kind of bammer gear is so deeply repulsive. But... I got caught up talking shit this morning....and them we proceeded to get our asses kicked. The long and short of it is I have to wear a bama hat on tue. The only way I can stomach it is if I make it an entire costume. Jean cut offs...some Camel lights...etc. Anyone have any suggestions....short of bleaching my hair blonde and fucking 49 frat boys that is...
HELP.

Do you have to wear the hat on your head?  Doesn't sound like that was stipulated.

I'd cut that fucker in half and glue each half to one of my shoes.  Walk on that shit all day long.

Or cut the seat out of your pants and use the hat (or pieces of said hat) as a patch.
Title: Re: I've never
Post by: ssgaufan on May 26, 2010, 05:24:02 PM
Made this kind of bet before because thought of wearing any kind of bammer gear is so deeply repulsive. But... I got caught up talking shit this morning....and them we proceeded to get our asses kicked. The long and short of it is I have to wear a bama hat on tue. The only way I can stomach it is if I make it an entire costume. Jean cut offs...some Camel toe showing...etc. Anyone have any suggestions....short of bleaching my hair blonde and fucking 49 frat boys that is...
HELP.

Much better.
Title: Re: I've never
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 26, 2010, 06:25:13 PM
Made this kind of bet before because thought of wearing any kind of bammer gear is so deeply repulsive. But... I got caught up talking shit this morning....and them we proceeded to get our asses kicked. The long and short of it is I have to wear a bama hat on tue. The only way I can stomach it is if I make it an entire costume. Jean cut offs...some Camel lights...etc. Anyone have any suggestions....short of bleaching my hair blonde and fucking 49 frat boys that is...
HELP.
Bless your heart. Sometimes it backfires. I suggest picking up some of those hillbilly teeth they sell at Spencer's Gifts and roll a pack of Basic 100's up in your sleeve. Have fun with it.

I had to sing the bammer fight song to a gaggle of clock punchers after the Iron Bowl. I invited them to join in if they knew the words. No one did.
Title: Re: I've never
Post by: Jumbo on May 26, 2010, 08:16:15 PM
I would suggest something like this. That way no one ever notices the hat. Take a lot of pics for us.

(http://sports.gunaxin.com/wp-content/gallery/alabama_girls/tide68.jpg)


P.S. This might be the only way we could forgive you for the hat.......
That's  :thumsup:
Title: Re: I've never
Post by: bottomfeeder on May 26, 2010, 08:36:09 PM
Don't forget to blacken both your eyes and put a beach bowl under the shirt.
Title: Re: I've never
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on May 26, 2010, 11:03:31 PM
I like the paint the back of your neck red.  Wear a shirt showing cleavage and write Nick Saban on your chest w/ a Sharpie.  Carry a few pics of your kids, Bear and Crimson.  Carry everything in a houndstooth bag, and make sure the hat is houndstooth...you know...baseball cap style.  Good luck finding one of those baseball caps though, according to some bammers they don't exist.  Go around next asking Auburn fans, or anyone other than bammer fans, where Bryant Denny Stadium is, as you've never seen it live in person. 

Good luck and prayers sent.
Title: Re: I've never
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 26, 2010, 11:14:56 PM
Definitely barefoot, pregnant and beat-up.  You know, since the baby daddy ain't yer brother and he got jealous.

Carry a wal mart sack for a purse.
Title: Re: I've never
Post by: Saniflush on May 27, 2010, 06:58:40 AM
Do you have to wear the hat on your head?  Doesn't sound like that was stipulated.

I'd cut that fucker in half and glue each half to one of my shoes.  Walk on that shit all day long.

Or cut the seat out of your pants and use the hat (or pieces of said hat) as a patch.

This man knows.
Title: Re: I've never
Post by: Godfather on May 27, 2010, 09:05:18 AM
This man knows.
Is he premed?
Title: Re: I've never
Post by: CCTAU on May 28, 2010, 04:58:55 PM
Can we get before and after pics, please?