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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: djsimp on May 15, 2010, 12:53:02 AM
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Ok listen, for all of you that have children, you know how it is when a new pet that is brought home that you did not plan. For instance, a few years back ABC moved us down here, my wife and two eldest boys were leaving Wal-Mart when the wife fell sucker to the kids "I love me a dog" conspiracy. Three years later we have a dog named Tito, half Lab half Husky, that is confined to a fence because he killed a Shitzu. For years I have wanted a dog of my choice but really have not have had the chance except for once we adopted from an Animal shelter but died from the mange. Now is the time. I love American Pitts and American Bulldogs. My neighbor has, just today, brought me a new puppy that is a mixed puppy that is half Pitt and Half Boxer. Now, the question is what her name will be. I need some cool name suggestions. The first suggestion actually came from my wife which is naming her "Tiger X". I love this idea because it def has a nice ring to it. What do you guys think? No Jumbo. you can not fist her!
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Hannibal
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http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=8048.0 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=8048.0)
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Bas Rutten
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Name it Haley...short for Haley Center Basement (where this topic belongs, ahahaha).
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Name it Birmingham and kick it square in the ass every day when you get home.
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Name it Birmingham and kick it square in the ass every day when you get home.
damn thats a good one.
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http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=8048.0 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=8048.0)
damn that was a long thread. I do like Shug though.
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Name it Pussy KY Birmingham and kick it square in the ass every day when you get home.
:rofl:
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Eltoro?
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Ok listen, for all of you that have children, you know how it is when a new pet that is brought home that you did not plan. For instance, a few years back ABC moved us down here, my wife and two eldest boys were leaving Wal-Mart when the wife fell sucker to the kids "I love me a dog" conspiracy. Three years later we have a dog named Tito, half Lab half Husky, that is confined to a fence because he killed a Shitzu. For years I have wanted a dog of my choice but really have not have had the chance except for once we adopted from an Animal shelter but died from the mange. Now is the time. I love American Pitts and American Bulldogs. My neighbor has, just today, brought me a new puppy that is a mixed puppy that is half Pitt and Half Boxer. Now, the question is what her name will be. I need some cool name suggestions. The first suggestion actually came from my wife which is naming her "Tiger X". I love this idea because it def has a nice ring to it. What do you guys think? No Jumbo. you can not fist her!
Dont hate the player, hate the game.
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damn that was a long thread. I do like Shug though.
We had a guy in our local named Shug. Hung like a Clydesdale, not a Shetland pony.
We'd get a new apprentice in and if he had no watch Shug would say, "I need the time".
We'd let the apprentice come by and ask him for the time. He wouldn't know so we would point out Shug and tell the kid to go ask what time it was.
Shug would pull his dick out of the side of his overalls with a wristwatch strapped strapped on and play like he couldn't see the time and ask the kid to hold it up closer.
Some of the kids didn't last the second day.
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We had a guy in our local named Shug. Hung like a Clydesdale, not a Shetland pony.
We'd get a new apprentice in and if he had no watch Shug would say, "I need the time".
We'd let the apprentice come by and ask him for the time. He wouldn't know so we would point out Shug and tell the kid to go ask what time it was.
Shug would pull his dick out of the side of his overalls with a wristwatch strapped strapped on and play like he couldn't see the time and ask the kid to hold it up closer.
Some of the kids didn't last the second day.
:rofl: Something about that just doesn't seem right.
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Eltoro?
I think he wants the dog to STAY in the yard.
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:rofl: Something about that just doesn't seem right.
Other than the strapped strapped part it is absolutely factual.
Shug was a helluva guy. Played guitar for Elvis back in the Louisiana Hayride days. He was a member of the stage band.
One of his sayings was, "She had a pussy tight as a rifle barrel". Our retort was, "You probably say that to all the girls."
What pisses me off is the fact that one of his sons has his old Fender JazzMaster setting in a case unplayed for years. The kid does not play and will not get shed of it. I have tried.
I played the guitar 20+ years ago and it is a good one. I want it.
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Ok listen, for all of you that have children, you know how it is when a new pet that is brought home that you did not plan. For instance, a few years back ABC moved us down here, my wife and two eldest boys were leaving Wal-Mart when the wife fell sucker to the kids "I love me a dog" conspiracy. Three years later we have a dog named Tito, half Lab half Husky, that is confined to a fence because he killed a Shitzu. For years I have wanted a dog of my choice but really have not have had the chance except for once we adopted from an Animal shelter but died from the mange. Now is the time. I love American Pitts and American Bulldogs. My neighbor has, just today, brought me a new puppy that is a mixed puppy that is half Pitt and Half Boxer. Now, the question is what her name will be. I need some cool name suggestions. The first suggestion actually came from my wife which is naming her "Tiger X". I love this idea because it def has a nice ring to it. What do you guys think? No Jumbo. you can not fist her!
Your wife is cooler than my girlfriend.
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I think he wants the dog to STAY in the yard.
Shock collar?
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I got one. How about Reese?
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Shitzu Killer II
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I got one. How about Reese?
Awesome name.
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Awesome name.
Is the dog ghey?
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Best name ever for a dog was the name of John Wayne's dog in the movie BIG JAKE:
"Dog"...............
that or Dammit.
Best name one of my dogs ever had: I got a female beagle pup for Christmas 1979.......and my dad named her:
NCAA (pronounced "naca") because she was a bitch just like the organization (sweetest dog I have ever been around...unlike the bastages in Indianapolis). My beagle before her was named Shug and he was a true gentleman dog and loved to have his left ear scratched.....and yes I even had a beagle named BO and he was big, fast and could hold up his paw and pose like the Heisman.................
that's my story and I'm stickin to it.
WAR EAGLE
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I was at a vet down here a while back and someone brought in a dog named....Chuck Norris. I LOL'd all over myself at the vet. I've got an outside cat named Damnit. I renamed her that because no matter where you step, she's right underfoot. You pull up in the driveway and she darts out in front of the car. DAMNIT!!!
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Twileeta?
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Twileeta?
Then get a male and name it Watkins.
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Then get a male and name it Watkins.
no no ......you have to get two male dogs and let them fight it out to see who gets to "claim" Twileeta's litter.......
(hint: the "smart" dog will lose on purpose)
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Tawanna. Did Tawanna tell you dat?
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Is the dog ghey?
It's a girl dog, duh.