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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Birmingham on May 12, 2010, 07:57:11 PM
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(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1088/4602138697_c3303a070d.jpg)
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That's a photoshop job. He looks like my Boss' son who is a Bammer.
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(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1088/4602138697_c3303a070d.jpg)
Is that Gene Stallings son? Momma must not have called before he put that shirt on.
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Is that Gene Stallings son? Momma must not have called before he put that shirt on.
I think that guy died 280. Not cool.
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I think that guy died 280. Not cool.
John Mark passed away a few years ago.
But, if 280 wants to be a worthless, slimy dicksucker, I say let him have his fun.
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I think that guy died 280. Not cool.
What is not cool is having to wade thru this garbage to read topics that relate to Auburn football...
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What is not cool is having to wade thru this garbage to read topics that relate to Auburn football...
I agree- they arent mutually exclusive though.
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John Mark passed away a few years ago.
But, if 280 wants to be a worthless, slimy dicksucker, I say let him have his fun.
I am not the one that posted the picture of someone, who is obviously mentally handicapped, in a diaper. So my advice to you would be to go fuck yourself, asshole.
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I am not the one that posted the picture of someone, who is obviously mentally handicapped, in a diaper. So my advice to you would be to go fuck yourself, asshole.
Note to self -- can dish it out to a downs syndrome victim dead for nearly 2 years, can't take a few adjectives in return.
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:popcorn:
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Note to self -- can dish it out to a downs syndrome victim dead for nearly 2 years, can't take a few adjectives in return.
This.
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Note to self -- can dish it out to a downs syndrome victim dead for nearly 2 years, can't take a few adjectives in return.
I am not sure what makes you think I can't take it. I just let you know what I thought of your response. So, I took it, and threw it right back in your fuckin' face. Once again, I am not the one that originally posted a picture of someone with downs syndrome in a diaper. If you are playing deputy dipshit and taking up for the handicapped, take it up with who started the thread. Or, as earlier noted, go fuck yourself.
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Is that Gene Stallings son? Momma must not have called before he put that shirt on.
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I am not sure what makes you think I can't take it. I just let you know what I thought of your response. So, I took it, and threw it right back in your fuckin' face. Once again, I am not the one that originally posted a picture of someone with downs syndrome in a diaper. If you are playing deputy dipshit and taking up for the handicapped, take it up with who started the thread. Or, as earlier noted, go fuck yourself.
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I am not the one that posted the picture of someone, who is obviously mentally handicapped, in a diaper. So my advice to you would be to go fuck yourself, asshole.
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Worthless, slimy dicksucker, who can lay the smack down on a dead guy but shits his pants when someone calls him a dicksucker.
It's basic math, I'm not sure why you are so agitated.
Plus, the big kid in a diaper appears to be holding a bottle of alcohol. I doubt he's mentally challenged. Fuckface.
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Yeah. I'm going with mentally challenged AND drunk. But 280 did not post the pic, he only commented on it. And I'm not sure he knew the kid was dead. As if the kid being dead makes him look different in a picture.....
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Worthless, slimy dicksucker, who can lay the smack down on a dead guy but shits his pants when someone calls him a dicksucker.
It's basic math, I'm not sure why you are so agitated.
Plus, the big kid in a diaper appears to be holding a bottle of alcohol. I doubt he's mentally challenged. Fuckface.
I could dress you up in a diaper and hand you a bottle of alcohol, but that doesn't make you any less of a dumb fuck dirt road alumnus. And let me make this clear, nothing you do or say could make me shit my pants. Just because I called you out for barking up the wrong tree doesn't mean I am "agitated". So, once again, go fuck yourself.
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I could dress you up in a diaper and hand you a bottle of alcohol, but that doesn't make you any less of a dumb phuk dirt road alumnus. And let me make this clear, nothing you do or say could make me poop my pants. Just because I called you out for barking up the wrong tree doesn't mean I am "agitated". So, once again, go phuk yourself.
Might be best just to consider it a joke in bad taste and move on. Bammerham got what he wanted with the pic - an ensuing argument. Lets not feed him any longer.
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So dead retards are off limits?
We determined the guy is actually a drunk, not a retard, so can the comparison be made to Bear Bryant instead? Are dead drunks ok to make fun of? Too soon? Can we joke about W.C. Fields?
I just need to know what's ok to joke about, Muhammad.
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I am not culling any of my deceased retard jokes.
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So dead retards are off limits?
We determined the guy is actually a drunk, not a retard, so can the comparison be made to Bear Bryant instead? Are dead drunks ok to make fun of? Too soon? Can we joke about W.C. Fields?
I just need to know what's ok to joke about, Muhammad.
In my opinion, a guy with downs syndrome who never did anything to anybody is a little different than a grown man who was a football coach in a heated rivalry. It's a message board, so say whatever you want IMO. Just don't be surprised if somebody else has an opinion about what you said. Personally, I think it's a childish thing to make fun of. I have a friend whose son has downs syndrome, and it's pretty sad. My brother is 30 and has the mental capacity of a 10 year old because of seizures he had when he was 10. I just don't get all amused by disabilities.
But then again, somebody would be offended by half the shit I do think is funny.
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So dead retards are off limits?
We determined the guy is actually a drunk, not a retard, so can the comparison be made to Bear Bryant instead? Are dead drunks ok to make fun of? Too soon? Can we joke about W.C. Fields?
I just need to know what's ok to joke about, Muhammad.
Basic Bammer Math-
Retarded guy + Diaper + AU poorly photoshopped on his shirt = Funny.
Retarded guy + Diaper + Comparison made to false idol's family member = How dare you you classless dick sucker.
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Basic Bammer Math-
Retarded guy + Diaper + AU poorly photoshopped on his shirt = Funny.
Retarded guy + Diaper + Comparison made to false idol's family member = How dare you you classless dick sucker.
I never said classless. I leave that insult to the high and mighty crowd. And if it makes you feel any better, I didn't call you a dick sucker for making fun of dead people. I called you a dick sucker because I knew you'd shit your pants.
It's your MO. Someone questions you, you shit your pants. And I laugh.
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I never said classless. I leave that insult to the high and mighty crowd. And if it makes you feel any better, I didn't call you a tool sucker for making fun of dead people. I called you a tool sucker because I knew you'd poop your pants.
It's your MO. Someone questions you, you poop your pants. And I laugh.
Have you recommended new "Oops I Crapped My Pants" undergarments? They work wonders for those potentially embarrassing moments when you have problems controlling yourself during a heated intraweb debate. You can feel relaxed and confident in almost any setting.
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Have you recommended new "Oops I Crapped My Pants" undergarments? They work wonders for those potentially embarrassing moments when you have problems controlling yourself during a heated intraweb debate. You can feel relaxed and confident in almost any setting.
I did consider it, but, me being the kindhearted gentleman that I am, I didn't want to further embarrass 280 by offering him supplies that could possibly be outside of his budget.
Do they make a generic brand?
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I did consider it, but, me being the kindhearted gentleman that I am, I didn't want to further embarrass 280 by offering him supplies that could possibly be outside of his budget.
Do they make a generic brand?
Don't get into that. He will tell you real quick how he makes a shit-ton of money. He made sure to make that point while making fun of what I do for a living, if I recall correctly.
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Don't get into that. He will tell you real quick how he makes a shit-ton of money. He made sure to make that point while making fun of what I do for a living, if I recall correctly.
Nothing worse than a small woodland creature setting off a bear trap.
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I did consider it, but, me being the kindhearted gentleman that I am, I didn't want to further embarrass 280 by offering him supplies that could possibly be outside of his budget.
Do they make a generic brand?
I believe Wal Mart carries "Damn, I just shit myself".
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I did consider it, but, me being the kindhearted gentleman that I am, I didn't want to further embarrass 280 by offering him supplies that could possibly be outside of his budget.
Do they make a generic brand?
Me personally....I just go natural and let the poop hit the ground like Gawd intended. I save a bundle on toilet paper expenses as well as cut my water/sewage bill in half.
With the money I save I hope to one day be able to actually attend a game in Jordan Hare West...........
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Me personally....I just go natural and let the poop hit the ground like Gawd intended. I save a bundle on toilet paper expenses as well as cut my water/sewage bill in half.
The O-Zone hates you.
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The O-Zone hates you.
But wild bears love him.
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Don't get into that. He will tell you real quick how he makes a poop-ton of money. He made sure to make that point while making fun of what I do for a living, if I recall correctly.
Was it you? or Kaos? Or wait....everyone. Yeah, thats it.
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The O-Zone hates you.
My yard is well fertilized.......and my neighbors leave me alone.
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Was it you? or Kaos? Or wait....everyone. Yeah, thats it.
Look back thru all of the cases..... My socio-economic class was called into question, I responded with the facts. I never started it, but always finished it. For example, someone questions if I can afford name brand "Oops, I shit my pants", I let them know I am doing good financially and can.
So, I will go to Wal-Marks, see the National Championship Trophy, buy a "Got 13" shirt and some name brand diapers for Token. He is the one that needs them for his diarrhea of the mouth.
Hey Token, Once again, I am not shitting my pants. If you think I am, you got the wrong guy.
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I never skimp on protective undergarments. Try and save a buck on those things and next thing you know, my massive e-penis will be tainted in mid message board insult. Always plunk down the extra $$ at Walgreens or CVS. You won't regret it.
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I never skimp on protective undergarments. Try and save a buck on those things and next thing you know, my massive e-penis will be tainted in mid message board insult. Always plunk down the extra $$ at Walgreens or CVS. You won't regret it.
I'm more of a family dollar kinda guy.
It's not like I sell stethoscope accessories. Or legal advice.
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I never skimp on protective undergarments. Try and save a buck on those things and next thing you know, my massive e-penis will be tainted in mid message board insult. Always plunk down the extra $$ at Walgreens or CVS. You won't regret it.
Gotta go CVS. Got a card on my key chain and everthang.
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I'm more of a family dollar kinda guy.
It's not like I sell stethoscope accessories. Or legal advice.
Fine. Sit there in your own dung while you fire off the snappy rebuttals. Chop, what's up with the CVS card? I go there all the time and they ask if I have a card. Does it give you good discounts? I always turn those down because I'd have a wallet with about 57 cards in it. Everywhere has a card. At Winn Dixie, I just give em' my number. Same with Dick's Sporting Goods. (I love Dick's)
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Fine. Sit there in your own dung while you fire off the snappy rebuttals. Chop, what's up with the CVS card? I go there all the time and they ask if I have a card. Does it give you good discounts?
Yes. Excellent cooo-puns. Gift certs too.
(I love Dick's)
Don't we all.
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cue Taylor
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Same with Dick's Sporting Goods. (I love Dick's)
Don't we all.
I do, but it has to be in a well maintained neighborhood. I went down to a dick's one afternoon and it was just horrible. I mean, they had literally neglected the shrubbery. If I'm going to spend my time and energy coming down there, at least make an effort to clean up a bit.
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Don't we all.
I do, but it has to be in a well maintained neighborhood. I went down to a dick's one afternoon and it was just horrible. I mean, they had literally neglected the shrubbery. If I'm going to spend my time and energy coming down there, at least make an effort to clean up a bit.
Wait is that racist...I'm so confused.
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Wait is that racist...I'm so confused.
He was actually referring to his deck. Sometimes the shrubbery will get real thick and overgrown around your deck and make it look smaller. If you're having friends over, they like it better when you have a nice, big deck to sit on. However, if the bush is really grown up around it, people will think your deck is really small. Make sure you keep the shrubs trimmed really well around the base of your deck and it will give the appearance of a much larger deck than you really have.
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This ought to clear it up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ7Ue5emo6I# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ7Ue5emo6I#)
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He was actually referring to his deck. Sometimes the shrubbery will get real thick and overgrown around your deck and make it look smaller. If you're having friends over, they like it better when you have a nice, big deck to sit on. However, if the bush is really grown up around it, people will think your deck is really small. Make sure you keep the shrubs trimmed really well around the base of your deck and it will give the appearance of a much larger deck than you really have.
Exactly. Besides, had race been involved, the shrubbery wouldn't have been the issue. The size of the Dick's probably would have been a complaint, but the shrubs would have been the least of my worries.
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Chop, what's up with the CVS card? I go there all the time and they ask if I have a card.
Maybe it's the four cases of Sudafed you buy every day?
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Chop, what's up with the CVS card? I go there all the time and they ask if I have a card. Does it give you good discounts?
It's a gift from God. Get it....and you will be... Wait.. 57? Dayuuummmmm.
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It's a gift from God. Get it....and you will be... Wait.. 57? Dayuuummmmm.
He forgot to mention that 40 of those are personal cards he keeps just in case someone slips on a wet spot at the CVS.
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He forgot to mention that 40 of those are personal cards he keeps just in case someone slips on a wet spot at the CVS.
Or worse, a wet spot at the Dick's... or is it the deck? I hate wet shrubbery.
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I like sandy vaginas sans the PMS stuff.
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Or worse, a wet spot at the Dick's... or is it the deck? I hate wet shrubbery.
I have always been partial to shrubbery that is well trimmed and glistening.
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I have always been partial to shrubbery that is well trimmed and glistening.
Is your name Dennis? Are you a shrubber?
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I heard Jumbo scortches his property.
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I heard Jumbo scortches his property.
I'm the fire starter.
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Is your name Dennis? Are you a shrubber?
Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
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I'm the fire starter.
You are The Prodigy....a twisted fire starter.
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cue Taylor
Jigga what!
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You are The Prodigy....a twisted fire starter.
He just needs to breathe after slapping his bitch up.
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He just needs to breathe after slapping his bitch up.
Jumbo used to have really cool hair.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw#)