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Title: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Ogre on April 22, 2010, 07:41:54 AM
Jack Nicholson!  Damn he's getting old.










Oh...and Kaos.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AWK on April 22, 2010, 09:33:13 AM
Happy Birthday, I hope you get your birthday wish and get a chance to give fellatio to Gene Simmons.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Saniflush on April 22, 2010, 09:34:39 AM
Happy Birthday, I hope you get your birthday wish and get a chance to give fellatio to Gene Simmons.

I thought the fantasy was to tweeze Paul Stanley's chest hair with is teeth?

Well either way happy birthday.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: wesfau2 on April 22, 2010, 09:52:11 AM
Happy birthday to our resident curmudgeon.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 22, 2010, 10:02:26 AM
(http://media.cakecentral.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/63426/kiss.jpg)

Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Kaos on April 22, 2010, 11:12:13 AM
Happy birthday to our resident curmudgeon.

It's Sensi's birthday?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 22, 2010, 11:47:19 AM
It's Sensi's birthday?

Give that man $25.00.  Happy happy blah blah blah
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: wesfau2 on April 22, 2010, 11:47:26 AM
It's Sensi's birthday?

You must be of a certain...advanced age...to earn the curmudgeon title.  You and Andy Rooney wear it well.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Kaos on April 22, 2010, 11:50:11 AM
You must be of a certain...advanced age...to earn the curmudgeon title.  You and Andy Rooney wear it well.

I wear lots of things well.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: wesfau2 on April 22, 2010, 11:52:22 AM
I wear lots of things well.

Except cat makeup.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Kaos on April 22, 2010, 11:57:49 AM
Except cat makeup.


No, Clark.  I wear that extremely well.  

Speaking of... I also wear Joker makeup very well.   I'll try to find a photo of that one day.  When I did the Joker thing for the theater where the Batman movie was opening.  And Batman broke his ankle and got drunk.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: wesfau2 on April 22, 2010, 12:06:21 PM
No, Clark.  I wear that extremely well.  

Don't make me survey the panel.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AUsweetheart on April 22, 2010, 12:28:17 PM
Happy Birthday, K. I hope your girls are extra sweet to you today.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Kaos on April 22, 2010, 12:29:53 PM
Don't make me survey the panel.

Fuck the panel. 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Saniflush on April 22, 2010, 12:57:17 PM
Fuck the panel. 

I want to hear more about the drunk batman who broke his foot. 

Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Kaos on April 22, 2010, 01:18:06 PM
I want to hear more about the drunk batman who broke his foot. 



I've told the story before. 

The basics:

Friend of mine ran the theater.  He was having Batman parachute in on opening night. Needed a Joker.  Prevailed on me and I agreed.   Dyed my hair green.  Painted and powdered the face so makeup would stick and not wipe off.  Scared little kids who didn't believe I was real and tried to smudge it. 

Expecting a moderate crowd.  Well, with Batman parachuting in and TV Stations there, the crowd grew.  Batman's landing area was reduced as cars packed in. 

Scenario was that Batman and I were supposed to mock fight, he'd take me down, put me in the back of a black limo and then go sign some autographs before driving off to take me to "arkham"

So Batman leaps out.  Can't remember now if it was a plane or a copter.  I'm being interviewed by a TV station, staying in character as he starts his plunge.  Don't know if it was the spotlights shining up at him or the wind or what, but Batman strays off course a little.  Bangs off the roof of a car and hits the pavement. 

Joker cuts the interview so he can go take care of the uninvited pest.  With cameras running, I reach Batman who is lying on the ground.  He may have already been slightly intoxicated.  He grabs me by the lapel, pulls me down and shouts into my face "I think I broke my fucking ankle.." 

So I help him up, drag him around a bit and then shove him into the limo.  Had to adlib the escape.  We then drive around town in the limo while he gets progressively drunker and begins hanging out the sunroof screaming "I'M BATMAN!!" at people. 

Fun day. 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Saniflush on April 22, 2010, 01:36:35 PM
Thought maybe he was gonna hop out of a closet with someone tied to the bed.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 22, 2010, 02:07:33 PM
Congrats on surviving another year without the stress of being you making your head explode.   :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Kaos on April 22, 2010, 02:36:55 PM
Congrats on surviving another year without the stress of being you making your head explode.   :)

Yes, yes.  Fuck you all very much...

I am slowly getting hammered today.  It's nice.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: wesfau2 on April 22, 2010, 02:39:52 PM


I am slowly getting hammered today.  It's nice.

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary: Come Again?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 22, 2010, 02:51:13 PM
Yes, yes.  Fuck you all very much...
I meant that sincerely.  :blink:  Didn't you see the smilies I attached...?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Kaos on April 22, 2010, 04:19:45 PM
I meant that sincerely.  :blink:  Didn't you see the smilies I attached...?

I used to have a guy who work with me who always answered the phone "Fuck you for calling (Company Name)..."

Did it for years and eyars.   I cracked up every time. 

It wasn ot an insult.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 22, 2010, 04:59:08 PM
It wasn ot an insult.
I did not take it as one... didn't you see the smilies I attached?

 :bugs:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 22, 2010, 05:01:01 PM
I did not take it as one... didn't you see the smilies I attached?

 :bugs:

Randall <3 you
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AWK on April 22, 2010, 05:39:31 PM
Randall <3 you
<3 or <3's? Two different things there.  Don't make me break out my leet haxxor dictionary.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 22, 2010, 05:43:50 PM
First, I believe that AWK brought up the "giving Gene Simmons head" bit out of jealousy.  Came out a little catty...

Second, the batman story only left me hanging, as I was waiting for the part where Triumph the Insult Comic Dog comes out, makes fun of each one of you and pee's on the poor Batman drunkard's leg.

Aw well...

Happy Birthday and shit.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Kaos on April 22, 2010, 07:52:40 PM
First, I believe that AWK brought up the "giving Gene Simmons head" bit out of jealousy.  Came out a little catty...

Second, the batman story only left me hanging, as I was waiting for the part where Triumph the Insult Comic Dog comes out, makes fun of each one of you and pee's on the poor Batman drunkard's leg.

Aw well...

Happy Birthday and shit.

Anybody else who rode around in a limo with Batman and drank, please rais your hand.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: BZ770 on April 22, 2010, 08:23:14 PM
Anybody else who rode around in a limo with Batman and drank, please rais your hand.

I bet He did.

(http://www.blue-eyes.com/magento/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/F/S/FS1919.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Kaos on April 22, 2010, 08:42:07 PM
Batman did not know him,.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 22, 2010, 10:23:55 PM
Anybody else who rode around in a limo with Batman and drank, please rais your hand.

This would be as entertaining as getting into the car with the dude that wore a full body spandex Spiderman suit to my friend's 5 year old's birthday party.  He pulled up in one of those ridiculous looking Scion shoeboxes.  He was country as fuck, and wore a modesty cloth over his cash and prizes.  There's no recovering from that.

 :poke:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Kaos on April 22, 2010, 10:26:27 PM
This would be as entertaining as getting into the car with the dude that wore a full body spandex Spiderman suit to my friend's 5 year old's birthday party.  He pulled up in one of those ridiculous looking Scion shoeboxes.  He was country as fuck, and wore a modesty cloth over his cash and prizes.  There's no recovering from that.

 :poke:

It was 1989, I was still in the early 20s of my life.  I got sexual with joker makeup on, not with batman either.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 22, 2010, 10:31:36 PM
It was 1989, I was still in the early 20s of my life.  I got sexual with joker makeup on, not with batman either.

I understand.  You needed the money.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AUTiger1 on April 23, 2010, 11:02:49 AM
Happy Birthday K.......yeah I was late.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on April 23, 2010, 11:11:41 AM
Happy Birthday K.......yeah I was late.

That's what she said...

Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AUTiger1 on April 23, 2010, 11:19:52 AM
That's what she said...



That joke never gets old......I almost messed up in a staff call the other day and dropped that line, but remembered that I was not with my old contract and it wouldn't be smiled upon.  :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on April 23, 2010, 11:46:45 AM
Happy Birthday...K-man

Sorry I was off board most of yesterday with a Migraine.

I aint buying the 37 years old part though...nice try.

(http://tigersx.com/images/bdaykaos.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: The Prowler on April 24, 2010, 07:49:38 PM
When I did the Joker thing for the theater where the Batman movie was opening.
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Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: BZ770 on April 24, 2010, 09:54:44 PM
Happy Birthday...K-man

Sorry I was off board most of yesterday with a Migraine.

I aint buying the 37 years old part though...nice try.

(http://tigersx.com/images/bdaykaos.jpg)

 :10:

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