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Title: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Saniflush on April 21, 2010, 12:36:04 PM
on my nephew.  This morning he just accepted a full ride from Boston College.  I hate that he is not going to stay in the South East but this does give me somewhere to pass out in beantown.  On to Europe in 5 weeks where his real education begins.
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: wesfau2 on April 21, 2010, 12:51:22 PM
Congrats to the kid!  Great school.  Tell him to avoid the reprobate that runs Harvard's IT department.

Europe will be a real education....Uncle Sani-Style.

Hope one or both of you lives to tell the tale.
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Kaos on April 21, 2010, 01:56:05 PM
So the girl is going to be lonely and heartbroken?  Hmmmm. 
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Godfather on April 21, 2010, 01:57:01 PM
On to Europe in 5 weeks where his real education begins.
prayers sent
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Saniflush on April 21, 2010, 01:59:49 PM
So the girl is going to be lonely and heartbroken?  Hmmmm.  

Doubtful.  Times have changed. They all kind of run in a pack nowadays instead culling ones off from the herd for one on one time.
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: AUsweetheart on April 21, 2010, 02:18:05 PM
It will be interesting to see a picture of the kid after said 'education.'

A before and after of Uncle Sani might be entertaining as well, assuming you survive.
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Saniflush on April 21, 2010, 02:22:09 PM
It will be interesting to see a picture of the kid after said 'education.'

A before and after of Uncle Sani might be entertaining as well, assuming you survive.

I'll guarantee you this that if I do not survive I will go with a smile on my face.
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Godfather on April 21, 2010, 02:27:32 PM
It will be interesting to see a picture of the kid after said 'education.'

My guess is something like this...

(http://tigersx.com/images/education.jpg)
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Saniflush on April 21, 2010, 02:32:27 PM
Dude.  
I am SO emailing that picture to my sister/his mother while we are over there.  I am sensing a whole slew of pictures "going to her".
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Godfather on April 21, 2010, 02:35:11 PM
Dude.  
I am SO emailing that picture to my sister/his mother while we are over there.  I am sensing a whole slew of pictures "going to her".
You snap em...i'll modify them.
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Saniflush on April 21, 2010, 02:40:34 PM
You snap em...i'll modify them.

Dude, all you need is the one up top.  His expression never changes.  That is part of the reason he needs his uncle to get him some whores so he can find his.
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Godfather on April 21, 2010, 02:44:13 PM
me thinks I should have gone on this trip.
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: AUsweetheart on April 21, 2010, 02:48:23 PM
me thinks I should have gone on this trip.

Me too.
And why does that stripper look familiar?
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Saniflush on April 21, 2010, 02:56:21 PM
Me too.
And why does that stripper look familiar?


Just like all announcers in titty flops sound the same.
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: wesfau2 on April 21, 2010, 03:05:34 PM

Just like all announcers in titty flops sound the same.

Alright, fellas, don't be stingy.  They're livin on what you're givin!  Now, let's give it up for Mercedes on the main stage!


and the ever popular...

Remember, guys, Sammy's has a "touch and go" policy: if you touch, you must go!
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Godfather on April 21, 2010, 03:08:41 PM
(http://tigersx.com/images/unclehow.jpg)
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Saniflush on April 21, 2010, 03:09:14 PM

Alright, fellas, don't be stingy.  They're livin on what you're givin!  Now, let's give it up for Mercedes on the main stage!


and the ever popular...

Remember, guys, Sammy's has a "touch and go" policy: if you touch, you must go!


These girls work for tips and tips alone
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: wesfau2 on April 21, 2010, 03:09:28 PM
(http://tigersx.com/images/unclehow.jpg)

That, folks, is no photochop.  Just an average Tuesday morning for that guy.
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Saniflush on April 21, 2010, 03:10:29 PM
(http://tigersx.com/images/unclehow.jpg)

You get both sides of my face for that.
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: wesfau2 on April 21, 2010, 03:11:31 PM
These girls work for tips and tips alone

The DJs a goddamned liar.  Those girls will work for coke, ecstasy...uh...I think those are the "alternate" payment methods...I mean, I've heard...I've got this cousin and he lives at the....

I think I've said too much.
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Saniflush on April 21, 2010, 03:14:13 PM
The DJs a goddamned liar.  Those girls will work for coke, ecstasy...uh...I think those are the "alternate" payment methods...I mean, I've heard...I've got this cousin and he lives at the....

I think I've said too much.

What he means to say is tips of cash are how the club prefers to take their cut.
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: wesfau2 on April 21, 2010, 03:15:12 PM
What he means to say is tips of cash are how the club prefers to take their cut.

That damned fine print will get you every time.
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Godfather on April 21, 2010, 03:17:18 PM
(http://tigersx.com/images/educ.jpg)
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: wesfau2 on April 21, 2010, 03:23:22 PM
(http://tigersx.com/images/educ.jpg)

You know it's hard out here for a pimp
When you're tryin to get the money for the rent
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Ogre on April 21, 2010, 04:05:25 PM
He looks like a young Pale Rider. 
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Saniflush on April 21, 2010, 04:11:32 PM
He looks like a young Pale Rider. 

he has all his toes.
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: AWK on April 21, 2010, 04:24:15 PM
he has all his toes.
At least pre-european vacation.
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Godfather on April 21, 2010, 04:27:43 PM
He looks like a young Pale Rider. 
No he looks like a fuckin young Saniflush with glasses and bama bangs.
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 21, 2010, 05:04:29 PM
No he looks like a fuckin young Saniflush with glasses and bama bangs.
You beat me to it Brian - I am hoping that the kid is Sani's nephew via the kid's dad, because if not, Sani can no longer make fun of bammer for sister love.
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: Saniflush on April 21, 2010, 05:26:11 PM
You beat me to it Brian - I am hoping that the kid is Sani's nephew via the kid's dad, because if not, Sani can no longer make fun of bammer for sister love.

The warden sho do mark his chillen and grandchillin. I have pictures of the warden when he was younger.

Uncanny is all I can say!
Title: Re: Gotta brag some......
Post by: GarMan on April 22, 2010, 11:57:20 AM

Remember, guys, Sammy's has a "touch and go" policy: if you touch, you must go!

That depends on which club your at in Europe...