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Title: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Birmingham on April 18, 2010, 07:19:06 AM
I've left everything in the past.  I won't do any of my old stuff again.  I promise I'm different and was wondering if you guys would be nice to me now?  It would mean a lot of you were nice to me.  I want to be your good friend.  No more nonsense, I promise. 
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: djsimp on April 18, 2010, 08:37:29 AM
I've left everything in the past.  I won't do any of my old stuff again.  I promise I'm different and was wondering if you guys would be nice to me now?  It would mean a lot of you were nice to me.  I want to be your good friend.  No more nonsense, I promise. 

Hell no B'ham, there is no truth in your lies.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 18, 2010, 09:22:05 AM
Go to hell, you fucking doggie pecker gnat.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 18, 2010, 09:24:01 AM
Go to hell, you fucking doggie pecker gnat.

This sums it up nicely.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Birmingham on April 18, 2010, 09:58:35 AM
Go to hell, you phuking doggie pecker gnat.

But I've changed.  No more of that stuff you don't like.  For now on I'll agree with people around here and say good things.  You won't hear any of the bad things anymore.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 18, 2010, 10:06:45 AM
But I've changed.  No more of that stuff you don't like.  For now on I'll agree with people around here and say good things.  You won't hear any of the bad things anymore.

Saying bad things doesn't have anything to do with your problem here.  Your problem is an incurable case of being a douchebag and saying the most stupid shit, and filling the board with retarded fifth grade level smack.

You're a pest, more than a rival or meaningful poster.  You're merely tolerable in a sense that nobody has to actually be bothered by your retarded ass outside this board.  Thank God for that much.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Birmingham on April 18, 2010, 10:43:56 AM
Saying bad things doesn't have anything to do with your problem here.  Your problem is an incurable case of being a douchebag and saying the most stupid poop, and filling the board with retarded fifth grade level smack.

You're a pest, more than a rival or meaningful poster.  You're merely tolerable in a sense that nobody has to actually be bothered by your retarded ass outside this board.  Thank God for that much.

What you've just said hurt my feelings.  The new me apparently is a lot more pussified.  Can you keep that into consideration when you're talking to me in the future?
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: War Eagle!!! on April 18, 2010, 12:08:13 PM
You are fucking annoying man...

Seriously. Fucking annoying. And a dork too. Even if I posted a bunch of shit on an Alabama board just to piss people off, I would hope I would not come across as being an annoying little dork. You do. And more than likely are.

Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: jmar on April 18, 2010, 12:20:19 PM
I guess even doggie pecker gnats need approval.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Jumbo on April 18, 2010, 01:51:29 PM
Go Fuck Yourself.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: djsimp on April 18, 2010, 03:35:10 PM
What you've just said hurt my feelings.  The new me apparently is a lot more pussified.  Can you keep that into consideration when you're talking to me in the future?

Old man Bryant is laughing at you.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: The Prowler on April 18, 2010, 04:32:34 PM
 :rofl: I don't think anyone is falling for it B'ham.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Kaos on April 18, 2010, 07:59:44 PM
Everybody who posted in this thread (except for me) fell for it.  He got what he wanted when puppets commented. 
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: boartitz on April 18, 2010, 09:23:03 PM
On woopig, you would be invited to slam your dick in a screen door and to go die in a fire. You get off easy on this board.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Token on April 18, 2010, 09:36:57 PM
On woopig, you would be invited to slam your dick in a screen door and to go die in a fire. You get off easy on this board.

With all due respect to you piggy douchebags, you guys aren't that much more hardcore than TigersX.  I mean, telling someone to die in a fire really isn't even that creative, unless you found out their family had recently died in a house fire. 

Or maybe I'm just not impressed with people who think they are better than they really are?
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 18, 2010, 09:48:44 PM
On woopig, you would be invited to slam your dick in a screen door and to go die in a fire. You get off easy on this board.
For the record, I was going to tell him to go fuck a wasp nest. Figured it was too early in the year to raise it to that level.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 18, 2010, 09:54:30 PM
For the record, I was going to tell him to go phuk a wasp nest. Figured it was too early in the year to raise it to that level.

Good call.  Probably a month too early. Just now getting the random wasp nest started around the house. BTDub...I fucking hate wasps. They will never last more than a day or two around my house. I keep a can or two of Spectracide 30' spray at the ready to wipe out those nasty sumbitches.  Killed one of those wood drilling bumblebees tonight while I was grilling.  They say those won't sting you.  Fuck that.  Death is the only alternative for them.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: CCTAU on April 18, 2010, 09:59:49 PM
The new me apparently is a lot more pussified. 

Sorry. Can't tell a difference.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: djsimp on April 18, 2010, 09:59:58 PM
Everybody who posted in this thread (except for me) fell for it.  He got what he wanted when puppets commented. 

I think we all got it Kaos, duh.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: CCTAU on April 18, 2010, 10:03:12 PM
What a sad world we live in when a college guy can't get drunk and touch a titty without going to jail.

Damn, wrong thread. This was supposed to be in the UGA QB thread.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: djsimp on April 18, 2010, 10:05:14 PM
What a sad world we live in when a college guy can't get drunk and touch a titty without going to jail.

In the Army they refer that as don't ask don't tell....wait what!?
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 18, 2010, 10:12:02 PM
Good call.  Probably a month too early. Just now getting the random wasp nest started around the house. BTDub...I fucking hate wasps. They will never last more than a day or two around my house. I keep a can or two of Spectracide 30' spray at the ready to wipe out those nasty sumbitches.  Killed one of those wood drilling bumblebees tonight while I was grilling.  They say those won't sting you.  Fuck that.  Death is the only alternative for them.
I'm a Raid Hornet & Wasp spray guy. That stream kills those bastards on contact. We had a colony of guinea wasps that built a big assed nest in the roof of our patio in Italy. They found a crack between the gutter and roof tiles to get in. I found this and fired a good dose into the crack. Wound up with 27 dead wasps off that one nest.

When I was a kid, we'd find a nest and squirt it with a water gun. They'd dive after us, and we'd swat them with ping pong paddles. It definitely builds up an exceptional hand/eye coordination.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Token on April 18, 2010, 10:16:17 PM
I'm a Raid Hornet & Wasp spray guy. That stream kills those bastards on contact. We had a colony of guinea wasps that built a big assed nest in the roof of our patio in Italy. They found a crack between the gutter and roof tiles to get in. I found this and fired a good dose into the crack. Wound up with 27 dead wasps off that one nest.

When I was a kid, we'd find a nest and squirt it with a water gun. They'd dive after us, and we'd swat them with ping pong paddles. It definitely builds up an exceptional hand/eye coordination.

I guess I'm the lazy bastard around here.  I haven't had wasp problems since I hired Cook's 3 years ago.  Those big wood drilling bumblebees, on the other hand, I kill with a tennis racquet.  Me and my 8 year old have made a sport out of it, and he's currently kicking my ass 19-7.  
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 18, 2010, 10:17:09 PM
I'm a Raid Hornet & Wasp spray guy. That stream kills those bastards on contact. We had a colony of guinea wasps that built a big assed nest in the roof of our patio in Italy. They found a crack between the gutter and roof tiles to get in. I found this and fired a good dose into the crack. Wound up with 27 dead wasps off that one nest.

When I was a kid, we'd find a nest and squirt it with a water gun. They'd dive after us, and we'd swat them with ping pong paddles. It definitely builds up an exceptional hand/eye coordination.

Ping pong paddles?  Let me be the first to say...you're sick in the head.  Those things will light you up.  Don't you understand? Only long range spray should be allowed when fighting the demon wasp.  No ping pong paddles.  Tennis raquets...now there's weapon.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: djsimp on April 18, 2010, 10:24:29 PM
Not sure about fighting wasp, but make up sex is great when using ping pong paddles.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Birmingham on April 19, 2010, 02:15:20 AM
On woopig, you would be invited to slam your tool in a screen door and to go die in a fire. You get off easy on this board.

Woopig sounds like a place I don't want to be.  I barely hold on after reading the things said to me here.  I simply can't imagine what I would do if what you described was said to me.  I mean, that sounds at least 1/3 worse, maybe a lot more.  You never can tell with just one statement.  You don't know if you got the worst they have to offer or if that's a pretty standard statement.  Of course that would be weird if everyone's just talking about slamming their cocks in doors.  What kind of web page did you say you were talking about, boartitz?  Either way, they both sound like I should pass.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: jmar on April 19, 2010, 02:41:03 AM
"On woopig, you would be invited to slam your tool in a screen door and to go die in a fire."

And those are just terms of endearment.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Saniflush on April 19, 2010, 07:10:09 AM
I'm a Raid Hornet & Wasp spray guy. That stream kills those bastards on contact. We had a colony of guinea wasps that built a big assed nest in the roof of our patio in Italy. They found a crack between the gutter and roof tiles to get in. I found this and fired a good dose into the crack. Wound up with 27 dead wasps off that one nest.

When I was a kid, we'd find a nest and squirt it with a water gun. They'd dive after us, and we'd swat them with ping pong paddles. It definitely builds up an exceptional hand/eye coordination.

Nothing says love to a child like letting them pour, then throw a cup of gasoline up onto a wasp's nest. The best was when the Warden would let me pour gas down the yellow jacket hole then light it. 
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: DnATL on April 19, 2010, 03:18:12 PM
I fucking hate wasps
New old guy needs a refresher (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=3265.0)
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Saniflush on April 19, 2010, 03:28:34 PM
New old guy needs a refresher (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=3265.0)

+2 Nice hustle!
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Lurking Tiger on April 19, 2010, 03:33:03 PM
With all due respect to you piggy douchebags, you guys aren't that much more hardcore than TigersX.

Say something stupid over there and you will see just how wrong you are.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Godfather on April 19, 2010, 03:33:24 PM
New old guy needs a refresher (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=3265.0)
:bugs:
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Saniflush on April 19, 2010, 03:34:46 PM
Say something stupid over there and you will see just how wrong you are.

Yea, I gotta go with the LT on this one.  They are more of high school swirlie and we are are more of middle school wedgie. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsNgRmsx-14# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsNgRmsx-14#)
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 19, 2010, 03:38:45 PM
I guess I'm the lazy bastard around here.  I haven't had wasp problems since I hired Cook's 3 years ago.  Those big wood drilling bumblebees, on the other hand, I kill with a tennis racquet.  Me and my 8 year old have made a sport out of it, and he's currently kicking my ass 19-7.  

We use my kid's old baseball bat.  It's much more of a challenge...I am only up 3-2 now and we have been playing since March.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Token on April 19, 2010, 05:54:07 PM
We use my kid's old baseball bat.  It's much more of a challenge...I am only up 3-2 now and we have been playing since March.


Yeah, but a baseball bat makes or scoring easier.  We get 4 points for knocking the wings off without killing it.  Baseball bat takes more skill, but there's only one possible outcome.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Token on April 19, 2010, 06:00:43 PM
Yea, I gotta go with the LT on this one.  They are more of high school swirlie and we are are more of middle school wedgie. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsNgRmsx-14# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsNgRmsx-14#)

There's just more of them.  Only difference. 

And their football team sucks sasquatch balls so they have a lot of hostility to release via the interwebs.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: The Prowler on April 19, 2010, 08:03:12 PM
Everybody who posted in this thread (except for me) fell for it.  He got what he wanted when puppets commented. 
^^Ummm....yeah....says the puppet that posted in this thread.^^
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Jumbo on April 19, 2010, 08:47:40 PM
We use my kid's old baseball bat.  It's much more of a challenge...I am only up 3-2 now and we have been playing since March.
Put me in coach, I'm ready to play.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 19, 2010, 09:06:48 PM
We use my kid's old baseball bat.  It's much more of a challenge...I am only up 3-2 now and we have been playing since March.
Plant 2 snowball bushes. You'll have enough bees for a 162 game season.
Title: Re: I've changed my ways, no more of my old self
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 19, 2010, 10:18:08 PM
Nothing says love to a child like letting them pour, then throw a cup of gasoline up onto a wasp's nest. The best was when the Warden would let me pour gas down the yellow jacket hole then light it. 
That was the weapon of choice for fire ant mounds. Kick the top off, soak 'em down with 87 octane, then throw a match. WHOOOF! Ants gone.

The old man always got pissed when I'd tell him I couldn't cut the grass because the gas can was empty. We didn't have a fire ant problem though.