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Title: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: Greaseyweasel on April 18, 2010, 01:28:40 AM
I had to get fuck out of Tuscaloosa today, the lunatics had over ran the gates of Bryces again. So I went down today and almost walked into the stadium. But the ulcer I thought had gone away when I distanced myself from the travesty on the plains kicked in just before I paid the $5.00 to get the ticket so I knew God still didn't want me to accept sub-par mediocrity.
Anyway I miss you silly bitches and will check back in from time to time till it is time to watch us rise from the ashes. Till then I know that I cannot stomach this so there is no need to put myself into a gut wrenching situation that will just make me even more physically ill and I'm going to force myself to just stay away, go and relax somewhere that is peaceful away from football. Maybe Colorado or Utah for a while.
I apologize for being a dick and thinking that you could be as passionate or worried about Auburn football as I was. I'll check back from time to time but even though I still oath the staff and the morons who hired them I promise to not be as straight up honest with you as I have been in the past.
As my Grandmother used to say when things got to be bad with the business "This too shall pass".
Auburn has no where to go but up.
later
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: The Prowler on April 18, 2010, 01:36:01 AM
even though I still oath the staff and the morons who hired them
:blink: Alrighty then.  It wouldn't be good for your "ulcer" to look back at the 2010 Signing Class that Coach Chizik and staff brought in.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: Jumbo on April 18, 2010, 01:36:12 AM
Fuck off.
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 18, 2010, 01:38:52 AM
I had to get fuck out of Tuscaloosa today, the lunatics had over ran the gates of Bryces again. So I went down today and almost walked into the stadium. But the ulcer I thought had gone away when I distanced myself from the travesty on the plains kicked in just before I paid the $5.00 to get the ticket so I knew God still didn't want me to accept sub-par mediocrity.
Anyway I miss you silly bitches and will check back in from time to time till it is time to watch us rise from the ashes. Till then I know that I cannot stomach this so there is no need to put myself into a gut wrenching situation that will just make me even more physically ill and I'm going to force myself to just stay away, go and relax somewhere that is peaceful away from football. Maybe Colorado or Utah for a while.
I apologize for being a dick and thinking that you could be as passionate or worried about Auburn football as I was. I'll check back from time to time but even though I still oath the staff and the morons who hired them I promise to not be as straight up honest with you as I have been in the past.
As my Grandmother used to say when things got to be bad with the business "This too shall pass".
Auburn has no where to go but up.
later

I think Colorado is better for you.  Find you a nice fluffy mountain goat to fuck and marry.  Perhaps take birmingham with you.  

Thanks for stopping in.  

later....
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: The Prowler on April 18, 2010, 01:51:17 AM
I think Colorado is better for you.  Find you a nice fluffy mountain goat to fuck and marry.  Perhaps take birmingham with you.  

Thanks for stopping in.  

later....
Yeah...and nevermind Nova flying overhead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz7FFlFy8eM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz7FFlFy8eM#)
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: JR4AU on April 18, 2010, 07:24:20 AM
ROFLMFAO at GreasyFuckStick!  The uberbammer pretending to be an Auburn Man isn't even as popular here as the fucking idiot bammers that claim bammerness, and have never seen the light of day in Tuscaloser.   Did you give Auburn a melodramatic show of you writhing in pain, wretching, wailing and gnashing of teeth just as you approached the ticket booth?  I doubt it.  In fact, I'm sure you didn't.  I've pretty sure you didn't even go.  I've rarely seen anyone offer any semblence of an apology on the net and not be given some chance to redeem themselves, but you've managed it.  Just fucking abandon Auburn, Auburn forums, or for that matter, anything orange and blue.  Just fuck off.  Leave the Auburn Family alone.  You're not needed, and especially not wanted.  Someone that admitedly puts more stock in what bammers say about Auburn than what Auburn people say about Auburn should be right at home in Tuscaloser, or should go eat a .45 bullet.  I wouldn't wish you on that mountain goat.  Fuck off moron.
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: djsimp on April 18, 2010, 08:33:45 AM
I had to get phuk out of Tuscaloosa today, the lunatics had over ran the gates of Bryces again. So I went down today and almost walked into the stadium. But the ulcer I thought had gone away when I distanced myself from the travesty on the plains kicked in just before I paid the $5.00 to get the ticket so I knew God still didn't want me to accept sub-par mediocrity.
Anyway I miss you silly bitches and will check back in from time to time till it is time to watch us rise from the ashes. Till then I know that I cannot stomach this so there is no need to put myself into a gut wrenching situation that will just make me even more physically ill and I'm going to force myself to just stay away, go and relax somewhere that is peaceful away from football. Maybe Colorado or Utah for a while.
I apologize for being a tool and thinking that you could be as passionate or worried about Auburn football as I was. I'll check back from time to time but even though I still oath the staff and the morons who hired them I promise to not be as straight up honest with you as I have been in the past.
As my Grandmother used to say when things got to be bad with the business "This too shall pass".
Auburn has no where to go but up.
later

Thank you GW, I now can poop in peace.
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: Hogwally on April 18, 2010, 08:56:11 AM
     I love it when people log on to post that they're not going to post anymore... again.... and this time they really mean it...
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: djsimp on April 18, 2010, 08:59:13 AM
     I love it when people log on to post that they're not going to post anymore... again.... and this time they really mean it...

Its a personality disorder thing. He needs to get laid.
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: JR4AU on April 18, 2010, 09:24:17 AM
     I love it when people log on to post that they're not going to post anymore... again.... and this time they really mean it...

Posting that you're not going to post again, or that you're going to "change your fucked up ways" is simply a cry for attention.  Usually comes about when the result of the negative attention they sought by fitst coming to the forum to flame suddenly results in the epiphany that they might be as fucking pathetic as everyong has been telling them they are.  In the end, they're largely incapable of the change or "swearing off" because being a fucking pathetic moron goes to the core of one's being. 
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: Talon on April 18, 2010, 03:04:55 PM
Fuck off.

And die.
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: Jumbo on April 18, 2010, 03:22:26 PM
And die.
Haha.
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 19, 2010, 04:19:06 PM
Are you weaing boots?  Because if you are, those boots are made for walking - so keep on going, fuckstick.
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: GH2001 on April 19, 2010, 04:46:21 PM
I had to get phuk out of Tuscaloosa today, the lunatics had over ran the gates of Bryces again. So I went down today and almost walked into the stadium. But the ulcer I thought had gone away when I distanced myself from the travesty on the plains kicked in just before I paid the $5.00 to get the ticket so I knew God still didn't want me to accept sub-par mediocrity.
Anyway I miss you silly bitches and will check back in from time to time till it is time to watch us rise from the ashes. Till then I know that I cannot stomach this so there is no need to put myself into a gut wrenching situation that will just make me even more physically ill and I'm going to force myself to just stay away, go and relax somewhere that is peaceful away from football. Maybe Colorado or Utah for a while.
I apologize for being a tool and thinking that you could be as passionate or worried about Auburn football as I was. I'll check back from time to time but even though I still oath the staff and the morons who hired them I promise to not be as straight up honest with you as I have been in the past.
As my Grandmother used to say when things got to be bad with the business "This too shall pass".
Auburn has no where to go but up.
later

Go fuck yourself in the ass with a splintered rake you sorry son of a bitch. Now - eat shit and fuck off mommy partface.
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: jmar on April 19, 2010, 05:10:30 PM
Go phuk yourself in the ass with a splintered rake you sorry son of a bitch. Now - eat poop and phuk off hair pieface.
Ok the hair pieface finish just didn't work for me. Try it again from the top, but this time finish it with conviction.
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: AUChizad on April 19, 2010, 05:19:48 PM
Ok the hair pieface finish just didn't work for me. Try it again from the top, but this time finish it with conviction.
It sounds marginally better with the language filter turned off.
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: The Prowler on April 19, 2010, 08:12:57 PM
Hair Pie.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's fuckin' hilarious.

funny thing though, eventhough it's filtered, kids and parents still looked at me during A-Day, when I screamed.....LET'S GO MAN MEAT!!!!!!!  Then when I screamed...DANG IT MAN MEAT, YOU GOTTA FIND THE HOLE!!!!!!
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: djsimp on April 19, 2010, 11:41:43 PM
Hair Pie.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's phukin' hilarious.

funny thing though, eventhough it's filtered, kids and parents still looked at me during A-Day, when I screamed.....LET'S GO MAN MEAT!!!!!!!  Then when I screamed...DANG IT MAN MEAT, YOU GOTTA FIND THE HOLE!!!!!!

If the kids understand that then the parents should be looking at their kids.
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: Jumbo on April 20, 2010, 03:21:17 AM
Hair Pie.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's fuckin' hilarious.

funny thing though, eventhough it's filtered, kids and parents still looked at me during A-Day, when I screamed.....LET'S GO MAN MEAT!!!!!!!  Then when I screamed...DANG IT MAN MEAT, YOU GOTTA FIND THE HOLE!!!!!!
You can't beat his meat.
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: djsimp on April 20, 2010, 08:35:26 AM
You can't beat his meat.

If you dont' beat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: GH2001 on April 20, 2010, 09:32:10 AM
It sounds marginally better with the language filter turned off.

Was gonna say that but you beat me to it. If youre seeing hairpie jmar, I believe thats your own fault.
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 20, 2010, 12:01:43 PM
If you dont' beat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: Jumbo on April 20, 2010, 01:34:32 PM
How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?
We dont need no education.
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: GH2001 on April 20, 2010, 01:53:11 PM
How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?

I gave you guys a softball above and you didnt even swing. Very disappointed.
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: Jumbo on April 20, 2010, 02:32:14 PM
Was gonna say that but you beat me to it. If youre seeing hairpie jmar, I believe thats your own fault.
Nerds?
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: Kaos on April 21, 2010, 06:43:01 AM
Thank you GW, I now can poop in piece.

I typically poop in pieces.  Rarely is it just one continuous gorilla-sized log.  Unless you're talking about the runs, which are not pieces.  Have you tried Maalox or Immodium?
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: djsimp on April 21, 2010, 09:04:44 AM
I typically poop in pieces.  Rarely is it just one continuous gorilla-sized log.  Unless you're talking about the runs, which are not pieces.  Have you tried Maalox or Immodium?

With all do respect, you sound constipated. I usually do poop small logs that require flushing shortly thereafter.

Good catch though, I didn't even notice I did that until now. I going to fix it now.
Title: Re: Well I walked away for a while
Post by: jmar on April 21, 2010, 10:57:16 AM
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