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Title: Happy 27th to...
Post by: Godfather on April 15, 2010, 12:30:15 PM: AWK

Happy Happy Brother!

Happy 27th Birthday, enjoy your 20's while you can. Have a drink or several!!

(http://tigersx.com/images/bdayawk.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: AUChizad on April 15, 2010, 12:37:51 PM: Those are two scrotums with tiny penises with candles sticking out of them, right?

Glad you got the cake he requested.
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 15, 2010, 12:44:32 PM: Happy Birthday kiddo.
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: AUJarhead on April 15, 2010, 12:57:54 PM: Happy birthday.
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: Saniflush on April 15, 2010, 01:02:41 PM: happy birthday fucker
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: Godfather on April 15, 2010, 01:06:50 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on April 15, 2010, 01:02:41 PM
happy birthday fucker

You two should get a room.
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 15, 2010, 01:15:00 PM: Happy birthday to the sweetest, most precious guy ever!!
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 15, 2010, 01:17:49 PM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 15, 2010, 01:15:00 PM
Happy birthday to the sweetest, most precious guy ever!!

What she said.

Wait..what?
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: Godfather on April 15, 2010, 01:19:01 PM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 15, 2010, 01:15:00 PM
Happy birthday to the sweetest, most precious guy ever!!
:taunt: :puke: :taunt:
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: Thrilla on April 15, 2010, 01:30:53 PM: Happy Birthday, homo.
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: Jumbo on April 15, 2010, 01:49:01 PM: Quote from: Thrilla on April 15, 2010, 01:30:53 PM
Happy Birthday, homo.
Happy Happy.
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: AUsweetheart on April 15, 2010, 02:26:56 PM: (http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l9/pmichelle_lee/birthday.jpg)

Happy Birthday, Sugar!
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: CCTAU on April 15, 2010, 02:48:55 PM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 15, 2010, 01:15:00 PM
Happy birthday to the sweetest, most precious guy ever!!

Sweet and precious. The two most adorable words to a gay man.

Seems she already made your day. Now grow up and vote to leave my money alone.
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: Ogre on April 15, 2010, 02:49:41 PM: If you get a DUI tonight, can you get yourself off?

Happy Birthday.
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: CCTAU on April 15, 2010, 02:55:04 PM: Quote from: Ogre on April 15, 2010, 02:49:41 PM
If you get a DUI tonight, can you get yourself off?

Happy Birthday.

OK this one is way too easy...

"Every bar he goes to he spends a little extra time in the bathroom getting himself off."
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 15, 2010, 03:37:57 PM: Quote from: Ogre on April 15, 2010, 02:49:41 PM
If you get a DUI tonight, can you get yourself off?

Happy Birthday.

No need - he has Vandy Vol for that.

Take that however you wish...
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: Saniflush on April 15, 2010, 03:39:02 PM: I know he will take it all sorts of different ways.
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: Godfather on April 15, 2010, 03:45:39 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on April 15, 2010, 03:39:02 PM
I know he will take it all sorts of different ways.
dirty nasty ways?
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: Saniflush on April 15, 2010, 03:46:56 PM: Quote from: Godfather on April 15, 2010, 03:45:39 PM
dirty nasty ways?

All the ways that Lil Wayne likes it.
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 15, 2010, 03:47:35 PM: Quote from: Godfather on April 15, 2010, 03:45:39 PM
dirty nasty ways?
Are there any other ways?
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: Godfather on April 15, 2010, 03:48:10 PM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 15, 2010, 03:47:35 PM
Are there any other ways?
Depends
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: AUsweetheart on April 15, 2010, 03:52:56 PM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 15, 2010, 03:47:35 PM
Are there any other ways?

There are...but all the good ones are covered in this section.
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 15, 2010, 04:07:41 PM: Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 15, 2010, 03:52:56 PM
There are...but all the good ones are covered in this section.
Good to know - I was afraid I was missing something...
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: AUTiger1 on April 15, 2010, 04:55:34 PM: Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 15, 2010, 05:01:41 PM: She's a few years behind...but whatever.

(http://photosynthesyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/happy-birthday-sexy.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: AWK on April 15, 2010, 05:04:12 PM: Haha guys, Thanks. I appreciate. I'm going to get myself off tonig...Wait.

We are having a party tomorrow night, that involves alcohol, women, food, and males strippers.

I'll get you guys some pictures.
Title: Re: Happy 27th to...
Post by: Token on April 15, 2010, 10:13:30 PM: Quote from: Ogre on April 15, 2010, 02:49:41 PM
If you get a DUI tonight, can you get yourself off?

Happy Birthday.

Teachers.
Nurses.
Doctors.
Judges.
Attorneys.
Law enforcement.

Guess what they all have in common.

If you answered, "slim chance of getting a DUI", you would be correct.

Oh yeah, happy B-Day AWK.