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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: wesfau2 on April 09, 2010, 01:42:57 PM
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I'll try to update this as often as possible.
Lurking Tiger, myself, two of LT's ATL friends and certain female hat thief are in Vegas for the weekend.
Chizad is coincidentally out here as well, and he joined us for dinner last night.
This trip started out epically:
LT, drunk of course, during the flight to LV stumbles up to the lavatory in first class. He's woozy and groggy from a nap. He pushes open the (unlocked) door and is confronted with a hot stewardess...in mid-shit. Awful, horrific shit. "Shitting a dead cat" was LT's description.
This smell does not agree with LT's delicate constitution and he vomits. All over himself and the poor, shitting stewardess. He slipped her $20 for the embarrassment. I would not have. Bitch should have locked the door.
The long and short of it is that we had to ride from the airport to the hotel huffing vomit fumes.
This should only get better...
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I'll try to update this as often as possible.
Lurking Tiger, myself, two of LT's ATL friends and certain female hat thief are in Vegas for the weekend.
Chizad is coincidentally out here as well, and he joined us for dinner last night.
This trip started out epically:
LT, drunk of course, during the flight to LV stumbles up to the lavatory in first class. He's woozy and groggy from a nap. He pushes open the (unlocked) door and is confronted with a hot stewardess...in mid-shit. Awful, horrific shit. "Shitting a dead cat" was LT's description.
This smell does not agree with LT's delicate constitution and he vomits. All over himself and the poor, shitting stewardess. He slipped her $20 for the embarrassment. I would not have. Bitch should have locked the door.
The long and short of it is that we had to ride from the airport to the hotel huffing vomit fumes.
This should only get better...
Epic. As Howard said earlier, You can't hide money.
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..and that's when the fight started.
Good luck boyz...and hat stealing female. We'll expect constant updates.
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Epic. As Howard said earlier, You can't hide money.
Dude rallied well. Primo suites all around for everyone, top fucking notch dinner at N9NE, and then he killed the blackjack room at Palazzo.
He's a man on a mission out here. I'm just riding his coattails.
VIP tickets to see AC/DC tonight.
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Dude rallied well. Primo suites all around for everyone, top fucking notch dinner at N9NE, and then he killed the blackjack room at Palazzo.
He's a man on a mission out here. I'm just riding his coattails.
VIP tickets to see AC/DC tonight.
Fuck you guys for doing kick ass stuff while I work.
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phuk you guys for doing kick ass stuff while I work.
I keep telling you, we're not working...we're playing on the X.
BTDub Mr. Fontaine...this entire update thread will officially be worthless without pics.
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Fuck you guys for doing kick ass stuff while I work.
So....I guess I shouldn't tell you that we're going to Hef's birthday party tomorrow night, right?
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Epic. As Howard said earlier, You can't hide money.
One of my favorite's from team Howard.
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So....I guess I shouldn't tell you that we're going to Hef's birthday party tomorrow night, right?
If you go there and don't send pics....don't come back.
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If you go there and don't send pics....don't come back.
I'm sensing a theme in your posts lately.
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LT, drunk of course, during the flight to LV stumbles up to the lavatory in first class. He's woozy and groggy from a nap. He pushes open the (unlocked) door and is confronted with a hot stewardess...in mid-shit. Awful, horrific shit. "Shitting a dead cat" was LT's description.
This smell does not agree with LT's delicate constitution and he vomits. All over himself and the poor, shitting stewardess. He slipped her $20 for the embarrassment. I would not have. Bitch should have locked the door.
The long and short of it is that we had to ride from the airport to the hotel huffing vomit fumes.
This should only get better...
FUCK ME!
I always miss the good stuff.
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FUCK ME!
I always miss the good stuff.
Fuck I would have settled for an invite.
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I'm sensing a theme in your posts lately.
I'm going to have to go ahead and agree with the hatless one in this case.
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I'm sensing a theme in your posts lately.
Why...because I crave pics of female nekkidness (Or near nekkidness) and over the top debauchery? I have no life so I have to live vicariously through the exploits of others.
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Why...because I crave pics of female nekkidness (Or near nekkidness) and over the top debauchery? I have no life balls so I have to live vicariously through the exploits of others.
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Why...because I crave pics of female nekkidness (Or near nekkidness) and over the top debauchery? I have no life so I have to live vicariously through the exploits of others.
Does your wife let you live vicariously through the exploits of others?
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Does your wife let you live vicariously through the exploits of others?
No...but I do it anyway. I'm cutting edge that way.
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Update:
Just spoke to Wes and Chad, and I still hate them. AC/DC pre party...AC/DC concert....
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I feel as if you and I are being one upped.
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Wow...long night.
Lunch with Mark, then sat poolside at The Palms yesterday. More silicone than the Sahara out there. It was glorious.
Then on to the MGM to meet up with Chad and begin our AC/DC pre-party. Chad and <name removed to protect the...uh...innocent> were introduced to the exciting world of craps and I think we created a female gambling monster.
After a couple of hours and many, many gin and tonics, we were ready for the concert...
<I can't get the pics to attach, so I'm going to send them to someone for posting>
Then on to New York New York for about 4 more hours of craps. We were up big....then down....big.
Rolled into the room around 4:30 and now we're up to do it all over again.
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Talk about your bad luck in Vegas. I couldn't hit anything. Even the flight home. Missed my flight and had to catch the red-eye. I'm at the ATL airport now waiting to catch my connecting flight. I may have gotten an hour of sleep if that. Shit sucks.
Plus I lost way more than I should have, and owe Wes $100.
FML.
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Talk about your bad luck in Vegas. I couldn't hit anything. Even the flight home. Missed my flight and had to catch the red-eye. I'm at the ATL airport now waiting to catch my connecting flight. I may have gotten an hour of sleep if that. Shit sucks.
Plus I lost way more than I should have, and owe Wes $100.
FML.
My apologies for dragging you to the craps table and handcuffing you to a gambling addict.
Hef's party wasn't quite as intimate as we were hoping. Basically just a night in the Playboy Club with a special appearance by the man himself.
Today we bid adieu to LT and his cronies. Three more days in Vegas, then it's on to Palm Springs.
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I expected a little more from this thread... No hooker stories? You didn't send a male prostitute to somebody's room? That's always good for a laugh. No strippers or strip clubs? Any other clubs or casino lounge stories? Are you guys holding out on us?
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I expected a little more from this thread... No hooker stories? You didn't send a male prostitute to somebody's room? That's always good for a laugh. No strippers or strip clubs? Any other clubs or casino lounge stories? Are you guys holding out on us?
Yes.
I'll let mark volunteer whatever details he cares to share.
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I spy a hate thief.
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I spy a hate thief.
We traveled all the way back in time to call ya a cracker.
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We traveled all the way back in time to call ya a cracker.
I are good with spelling.
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Update:
Relatively slow Sunday. Sent LT off to the airport after he crushed the BJ table...again.
Then retired to the pool deck for drunken ogling of fake titties. Watched a drunk girl bum a smoke from three dudes...then tell them that she lost her dress at a club the night before, has pierced nipples and likes her ass rubbed. She left with the three dudes shortly thereafter. One word: airtight.
After the pool, took a beating on the BJ table, retired to the room for shower and sex. Then off to the Rio for a change of scenery. A couple of hours of light BJ and lots of gin, then back to the Palms for some serious drinking....then on to the room for sex....lots of it.
Let's see what Monday holds...
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Nobody is going to mention the abduction of Chizad? I was getting phone calls from my girlfriends who was getting phone call from Chads girlfriend about some of his internet buddies kidnapping him.
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Nobody is going to mention the abduction of Chizad? I was getting phone calls from my girlfriends who was getting phone call from Chads girlfriend about some of his internet buddies kidnapping him.
Female hysteria. At no point was Chad held against his will. He even declined LT's offer to pay the fee to change his flight so that Chad could stay another day.
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Update:
Relatively slow Sunday. Sent LT off to the airport after he crushed the BJ table...again.
Then retired to the pool deck for drunken ogling of fake titties. Watched a drunk girl bum a smoke from three dudes...then tell them that she lost her dress at a club the night before, has pierced nipples and likes her ass rubbed. She left with the three dudes shortly thereafter. One word: airtight.
After the pool, took a beating on the BJ table, retired to the room for shower and sex. Then off to the Rio for a change of scenery. A couple of hours of light BJ and lots of gin, then back to the Palms for some serious drinking....then on to the room for sex....lots of it.
Let's see what Monday holds...
That whole sex thing you mentioned. Could you possibly give a few more details on that subject? Mmkthx.
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That whole sex thing you mentioned. Could you possibly give a few more details on that subject? Mmkthx.
I've managed to incorporate my zest for amateur cartography into the sex: I draw maps of Hawaii on her back.
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That whole sex thing you mentioned. Could you possibly give a few more details on that subject? Mmkthx.
Haven't you heard?
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I've managed to incorporate my zest for amateur cartography into the sex: I draw maps of Hawaii on her back.
Kinky...I like it
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the table in the first picture...posted by uncle sani...has some damn fine curvy ass legs.
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the table in the first picture...posted by uncle sani...has some damn fine curvy ass legs.
They don't really do anything for me but I will pass your compliment along to LT.
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Update from the floor of the Rio:
We have our second (known) vomit incident. The hat thief can't hold her beer today. She made it to the pisser to do it....barely.
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Update from the floor of the Rio:
We have our second (known) vomit incident. The hat thief can't hold her beer today. She made it to the pisser to do it....barely.
Vegas 2 You guys 0
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Vegas 2 You guys 0
Technically we were probably somewhere over Mississippi when LT puked on the stew.
LV- 0.5 (you get half credit for making a girl puke)
Us- 0
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She didn't get any on the hat, did she?
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She didn't get any on the hat, did she?
Her or Wes?
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Her or Wes?
The top of the hat now favors Oahu.
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Her or Wes?
+2
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Thursday: Got drunk at the airport. Got drunk2 on the plane. Threw up in a stew’s snatch. Only cost $20. Money well spent. Took a limo to the Palazzo and checked into suite. Took a limo to the Palms and checked into the penthouse. Ate an incredible dinner with some friens. Sticker shock at the tab. Fuck it, the hotel is paying for it. Won ten grand. Had stripper come to the room to entertain friens.
Friday: Took limo to MGM. Checked into room. Won fifteen grand. Got drunk. Saw Chad at some point. Went to AC-DC concert, saw some of Angus’ cock-sweat land on Wes. Didn’t tell him. Got really drunk. Peed in cup so I wouldn’t miss any songs. (Thanks for the idea, Howard.)
Saturday: Had best sushi dinner evah. Played Blackjack at table next to Hef. Put him in your deadpool. Went to Playboy club and won ten grand from Playmate dealer. Wes kept telling me how much he hated me and that I was a dick. Got very drunk.
Sunday: Sobered up. Stole all the soap and shampoo from the rooms. Won about $25K. Made it rain for Wes. Spread cash around with friens to help get it home through airport security. Haven’t seen anyone yet.
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Pretty tame Tuesday:
Walked the strip twice on a wild goose chase of a souvenir run. Then back to The Palms for light gambling. Placed a bet for my uncle in Ohio for the Reds to win the series (35-1). Placed a frivolous bet for myself on Auburn to win the NC (65-1). And one for my Detroit neighbor for the Red Wings to win the cup (6-1).
Leaving Las Vegas ($1 to Ms. Crow) finaaaaaaly this morning and heading to Palm Springs for the remainder of the week.
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...and so it ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.
Limped home on Friday night after two really excessive nights with the conventioneers.
Laid on the couch in the dark all day yesterday and was finally feeling human today.
Once a year, kiddies. That's it.
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Once a year, kiddies. That's it.
FUCK.
THAT.
NOISE.
Your pussoire needs airing out.
I am hitting the casinos tomorrow
Vegas. September. Mark it down, you bunch of bleeding mommy parts.
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FUCK.
THAT.
NOISE.
Your pussoire needs airing out.
I am hitting the casinos tomorrow
Vegas. September. Mark it down, you bunch of bleeding mommy parts.
Well, when you use those powers of persuasion...how can i resist?
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Vegas. September. Mark it down, you bunch of bleeding mommy parts.
This sounds real doable.
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Vegas. September. Mark it down, you bunch of bleeding mommy parts.
I'll be returning Memorial Day weekend (End of May, beginning of June).
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I'll be returning Memorial Day weekend (End of May, beginning of June).
You probably need to get my address prior to heading out there.
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You probably need to get my address prior to heading out there.
Yeah, no shit.
I signed up for free Electronic Checking today. It takes like 3 days for it to get approved, but once it does, I'll fill one out and you should be getting a very professional check coming your way. So look at your return addresses carefully.
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Yeah, no shit.
I signed up for free Electronic Checking today. It takes like 3 days for it to get approved, but once it does, I'll fill one out and you should be getting a very professional check coming your way. So look at your return addresses carefully.
Will do.
Thank you, sir.
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Will do.
Thank you, sir.
Fuck shit, eat off!
Oh wait sorry got confused to which thread I was in.
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Yeah, no shit.
I signed up for free Electronic Checking today. It takes like 3 days for it to get approved, but once it does, I'll fill one out and you should be getting a very professional check coming your way. So look at your return addresses carefully.
Wait, you pay back Vegas loans ?
I got fucked.
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Wait, you pay back Vegas loans ?
I got fucked.
Doesn't sound like you enjoyed it very much. Kev and Damon better dust off the old knee pads.