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Title: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: BZ770 on April 07, 2010, 10:16:58 PM
http://blog.al.com/birmingham-news-sports/2010/04/reports_tiger_woods_had_affair.html (http://blog.al.com/birmingham-news-sports/2010/04/reports_tiger_woods_had_affair.html)

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The National Enquirer is reporting that Tiger Woods had a one-night stand with a 22-year-old neighbor they identify as Raychel Coudriet, a 2009 University of Alabama graduate.

RadarOnline reports that Coudriet recently confronted Woods "because she was furious that she was just another conquest."

The Enquirer article is said to report that Woods and his young neighbor had sex in Tiger's office near Orlando. The pair also allegedly made out within sight of Woods' Florida home while Tiger's wife Elin was in the residence.

According to the New York Post, Coudriet told Woods she felt "extremely violated by what you did to me." Before the alleged relationship deteriorated, Tiger reportedly sent her dirty texts.

Facebook and Twitter pages for a Raychel Ceceili Coudriet have been deleted, but cached versions of the profiles describe a woman "born and raised in Orlando, FL" who "lived in Alabama for the last 4 yrs for undergrad."


I can't really blame him.
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 07, 2010, 10:25:12 PM
Uuhhh...I had sex with a girl named Rachel Coudriet about three years ago after a party in Tuscaloosa.
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: Saniflush on April 08, 2010, 07:28:11 AM
Uuhhh...I had sex with a girl named Rachel Coudriet about three years ago after a party in Tuscaloosa.

This thread is worthless without pictures
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: War Eagle!!! on April 08, 2010, 08:24:27 AM
Uuhhh...I had sex with a girl named Rachel Coudriet about three years ago after a party in Tuscaloosa.

You don't want to know the first thing that came to my mind...
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 08, 2010, 09:36:02 AM
Uuuhhh....I had sex with Townha....

I mean..what?  So, this girl was "furious because she was just another conquest"???

And she thought she was what, exactly?
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: AWK on April 08, 2010, 09:50:36 AM
Uuuhhh....I had sex with Townha....

I mean..what?  So, this girl was "furious because she was just another conquest"???

And she thought she was what, exactly?
I know, did she honestly think that her and Tiger Woods were going to run off together and live happily ever after?

At least the other women were just celebrity whores, and knew it.
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: AUsweetheart on April 08, 2010, 09:54:54 AM
Uuhhh...I had sex with a girl named Rachel Coudriet about three years ago after a party in Tuscaloosa.

I really hope you did your duty as a member of the Auburn family and she felt extremely violated by what YOU did to her.
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: Saniflush on April 08, 2010, 09:56:14 AM
The answer to that question can be answered by another.


Did you go ATM on her?
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: AWK on April 08, 2010, 10:10:52 AM
I really hope you did your duty as a member of the Auburn family and she felt extremely violated by what YOU did to her.
Jager Bombs, Skanks...
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 08, 2010, 11:25:07 AM
Old Standard....The difference between a toilet and an Alabama co-ed. A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: Jumbo on April 08, 2010, 12:32:00 PM
Old Standard....The difference between a toilet and an Alabama co-ed. A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.
Bird is the word.
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: jadennis on April 08, 2010, 03:31:26 PM
(http://emagnews.com/images/raychel-coudriet-picture.jpg)

(http://anakbawang.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/raychel-coudriet-photos2.jpg)

(http://newsolio.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/rac1.jpg)

(http://indyposted.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Raychel-Coudriet-Keg-Stand.jpg)

(http://styleblog.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/tiger-woods-flexing-530x297.jpg)
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 08, 2010, 03:41:53 PM

(http://indyposted.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Raychel-Coudriet-Keg-Stand.jpg)


I wonder if she felt violated after that keg stand?
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: Jumbo on April 08, 2010, 04:22:44 PM
I wonder if she felt violated after that keg stand?
I felt the beer was violated.
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: jadennis on April 08, 2010, 04:49:30 PM
She reminds me of that girl on E-News (I'm married).

(http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/events/ALO-056320.jpg)

(http://sports-odds.com/images/stories/raychel-coudriet-mistress.jpg)

Speaking of E-News (kinda), I heard the other day that Ryan Seacrest signed a 3 year, $45 million deal with American Idol last fall.  I had no idea he made that kind of money.  And then he also hosts E-News sometimes and has his own radio show.  That's crazy money for a reality show host.
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: AUChizad on April 08, 2010, 06:33:19 PM
So townhall and Tiger Woods are Eskimo Brothers?

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oPzS5s7vd-c/SwbE4S9YgNI/AAAAAAAAAJw/2pWD2qERA24/s320/cast-jonlajoie_288x288.jpg)
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 08, 2010, 07:10:20 PM
Alright, so I didn't really have sex with a girl named Rachel Coudriet. 

But wouldn't it have been crazy if I had? 

For all we know, any one of us could have had sex with a girl named Rachel Coudriet.  Can you honestly say you remember every drunken night in Auburn, AL or Tuscaloosa, AL?  Further, this girl is obviously a skank - what with her willingness to bone billionaire neighbors.  You very well could have gotten a quickie in the bathroom at The Pourhouse after 12 beers, 4 shots, and 3 glasses of wine.
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: GH2001 on April 09, 2010, 10:41:42 AM

Speaking of E-News (kinda), I heard the other day that Ryan Seacrest signed a 3 year, $45 million deal with American Idol last fall.  I had no idea he made that kind of money.  And then he also hosts E-News sometimes and has his own radio show.  That's crazy money for a reality show host.

Seacrest is a cock sucking prick and American Idol sucks donkey balls.  That is all.
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: AWK on April 09, 2010, 10:56:05 AM
Seacrest is a cock sucking prick and American Idol sucks donkey balls.  That is all.
So, you are saying that you like Ryan Seacrest?
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: GH2001 on April 09, 2010, 11:22:36 AM
So, you are saying that you like Ryan Seacrest?

You arent him?
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: AWK on April 09, 2010, 12:37:40 PM
You arent him?
I'm much, much gayer.
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: War Eagle!!! on April 09, 2010, 01:07:13 PM
I'm much, much gayer.

Gay or not, I would trade places with Ryan Seacrest in about 2 seconds. He gets paid for bullshitting with people. Dude is L O A D E D and has some sweet ass gigs...

GH2001...your jealousy is showing...
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: Godfather on April 09, 2010, 01:08:33 PM
I'm much, much gayer.
Death you are my bitch lover
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: DnATL on April 11, 2010, 10:02:07 PM
You very well could have gotten a quickie in the bathroom at The Pourhouse after 12 beers, 4 shots, and 3 glasses of wine.
:fag: :fag: :fag:
Only the beers and shots are necessary for straight sex - Add in the three glasses of wine kicker and you're on your knees in the back stall of the men's room.  (A dude bowling three strikes in a row gets a "Turkey"  a dude drinking three glasses of wine in a row is called "Taylor")
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: AWK on April 12, 2010, 12:00:45 AM
:fag: :fag: :fag:
Only the beers and shots are necessary for straight sex - Add in the three glasses of wine kicker and you're on your knees in the back stall of the men's room.  (A dude bowling three strikes in a row gets a "Turkey"  a dude drinking three glasses of wine in a row is called "Taylor")
He loves me, he really loves me.
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: Saniflush on April 12, 2010, 07:41:39 AM
Death you are my bitch lover

The painting was a gift Todd.  I'm taking it with me.
Title: Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
Post by: CCTAU on April 12, 2010, 10:12:37 AM
Gay or not, I would trade places with Ryan Seacrest in about 2 seconds. He gets paid for bullshitting with people. Dude is L O A D E D and has some sweet ass gigs...

GH2001...your jealousy is showing...

He has to buy his clothes form Mattel. I'll pass.