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Title: I broke my back
Post by: Birmingham on April 01, 2010, 11:57:39 PM
It looks like I'm not going to be able to make A-day.  I'm in a hospital room right now.  Shit this hurts.

Maybe next year.

Birmingham
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Jumbo on April 02, 2010, 12:12:55 AM
It looks like I'm not going to be able to make A-day.  I'm in a hospital room right now.  Shit this hurts.

Maybe next year.

Birmingham
What happened?
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on April 02, 2010, 12:33:59 AM
Tape it, shoot it up and get the fuck out of there you flaming pussy!




.....unless it's true.... 



then...wellll....

                                :haha:

get better.   ...it's from the heart.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: CCTAU on April 02, 2010, 12:36:59 AM
He slipped on the wet pavement taking the to go order out to the car in front at the local Micky Ds. Why? Cause they wanted fries with that.


Just keep pushing that little button. It will all sink in in a few days.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Birmingham on April 02, 2010, 12:49:11 AM
He slipped on the wet pavement taking the to go order out to the car in front at the local Micky Ds. Why? Cause they wanted fries with that.


Just keep pushing that little button. It will all sink in in a few days.


I'm wearing that morphine button out right now.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Jumbo on April 02, 2010, 03:18:10 AM
That boyfriend of yours blew that back out!
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: War Eagle!!! on April 02, 2010, 08:36:01 AM
I don't believe a word you say. I think you are lying to get out of trying to sound cool to start with...

This is just one of your 10 personalities...
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: wesfau2 on April 02, 2010, 08:56:45 AM
That boyfriend of yours blew that back out!

Gay cowboy sex isn't for rookies.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 02, 2010, 01:20:13 PM
I guess it did not occur to any of you rocket scientists that yesterday was April Fool's Day.

Just sayin...
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: CCTAU on April 02, 2010, 01:34:54 PM
I guess it did not occur to any of you rocket scientists that yesterday was April Fool's Day.

Just sayin...

I thought he was doing research for a new crimpsun turd novel....Brokeback Knoll.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Birmingham on April 02, 2010, 01:44:51 PM
While yesterday may have been april fools day you can call Erlanger Medical center in Chattanooga, I'm in room 9142 and will be for a couple more days.  3rd MRI is less than an hour away so if you wanna chat we'll have to cut to the chase. 
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: AWK on April 02, 2010, 01:46:01 PM
While yesterday may have been april fools day you can call Erlanger Medical center in Chattanooga, I'm in room 9142 and will be for a couple more days.  3rd MRI is less than an hour away so if you wanna chat we'll have to cut to the chase. 
That sucks, sorry to hear it.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Birmingham on April 02, 2010, 01:48:11 PM
That sucks, sorry to hear it.

It does suck.  I was serious about coming down for A-day and it was something I was really looking forward to.  Oh and I guess the back thing sucks too.

In actuality, what really sucks is being in this back brace for 3 months.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: GH2001 on April 05, 2010, 03:11:28 PM
Gay cowboy sex isn't for rookies.

Nah Wes, that wasnt it. I think he was giving blowjobs to midgets again without getting on his knees. Know when to say when Bham.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 05, 2010, 07:10:50 PM
Nah Wes, that wasnt it. I think he was giving blowjobs to midgets again without getting on his knees. Know when to say when Bham.
I think he got jackhammered by some Tennessee hillbilly.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: GH2001 on April 05, 2010, 09:27:33 PM
It does suck.  I was serious about coming down for A-day and it was something I was really looking forward to.  Oh and I guess the back thing sucks too.

In actuality, what really sucks is being in this back brace for 3 months.

Serious though dude - if you are indeed hurt, get well. Ive been there on the back issues. No fun at all. It affects your whole damned body - anything you do. And it sucks.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Birmingham on April 06, 2010, 05:09:05 AM
Serious though dude - if you are indeed hurt, get well. Ive been there on the back issues. No fun at all. It affects your whole damned body - anything you do. And it sucks.

Couldn't have described it better.  Everything hurts.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Godfather on April 06, 2010, 10:11:06 AM
Couldn't have described it better.  Everything hurts.
Let this all be a lesson to everyone.  Sex with a 400 pound woman is nothing trivial.


Dare I ask though...How the fuck did you hurt yourself. GWS!
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Birmingham on April 06, 2010, 10:50:15 AM
Let this all be a lesson to everyone.  Sex with a 400 pound woman is nothing trivial.


Dare I ask though...How the phuk did you hurt yourself. GWS!

It involved a trampoline and me being a lot closer to 30yrs old than 10yrs old.  Bought one for my kids and thought I'd give it a go, things were going well so I thought I'd impress them by doing a back flip.  Trampoline 1 - Birmingham 0.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: War Eagle!!! on April 06, 2010, 10:57:51 AM
It involved a trampoline and me being a lot closer to 30yrs old than 10yrs old.  Bought one for my kids and thought I'd give it a go, things were going well so I thought I'd impress them by doing a back flip.  Trampoline 1 - Uncoordinated nonathletic goofy ass Birmingham 0.


FTFY
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Saniflush on April 06, 2010, 10:59:57 AM
It involved a trampoline and me being a lot closer to 30yrs old than 10yrs old.  Bought one for my kids and thought I'd give it a go, things were going well so I thought I'd impress them by doing a back flip.  Trampoline 1 - Birmingham 0.


Welcome to the world of getting old.  

Everyone has one of those "moments" when they realize that they are no longer in their youth where shear dumb luck prevails in keeping them safe from serious injury.  Mine happened ten years ago while sliding into second in softball.  Started my slide too late.  Fuck sports.  Message boards are more my speed now.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 06, 2010, 11:09:01 AM
Welcome to the world of getting old.  

Everyone has one of those "moments" when they realize that they are no longer in their youth where shear dumb luck prevails in keeping them safe from serious injury.  Mine happened ten years ago while sliding into second in softball.  Started my slide too late.  phuk sports.  Message boards are more my speed now.


My last bout with oragnized sports was volleyball several years back. (Damn, I was good in my day)  I did nothing more than set myself to jump and I quickly turned around to see who in the hell would be stupid enough to hit me in the back of the leg with a baseball.  There was no one there.  My calf muscle was no longer attached either.

I coach Little League Baseball now.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Ogre on April 06, 2010, 11:24:25 AM

My last bout with oragnized sports was volleyball several years back. (Damn, I was good in my day)  I did nothing more than set myself to jump and I quickly turned around to see who in the hell would be stupid enough to hit me in the back of the leg with a baseball.  There was no one there.  My calf muscle was no longer attached either.

I coach Little League Baseball now.

For those than need a visual:

(http://www.volleyballadvisors.com/image-files/male-professional-volleyball-players-miljkovic-2.jpg)
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Birmingham on April 06, 2010, 11:32:14 AM
Welcome to the world of getting old.  

Everyone has one of those "moments" when they realize that they are no longer in their youth where shear dumb luck prevails in keeping them safe from serious injury.  Mine happened ten years ago while sliding into second in softball.  Started my slide too late.  phuk sports.  Message boards are more my speed now.

Yep, should never have been on it trying to do what I hadn't even attempted in 20 years.  It's funny you mentioned it, with youth came luck that seemed to get you through situations like this by the skin of your teeth.  Where the hell did that luck go?
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Saniflush on April 06, 2010, 11:37:46 AM
Yep, should never have been on it trying to do what I hadn't even attempted in 20 years.  It's funny you mentioned it, with youth came luck that seemed to get you through situations like this by the skin of your teeth.  Where the hell did that luck go?

God takes it away to use on others who do not have the wisdom to stop doing stupid shit.  Apparently he pulled yours one stupid act too soon.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 06, 2010, 12:03:57 PM
For those than need a visual:

(http://www.volleyballadvisors.com/image-files/male-professional-volleyball-players-miljkovic-2.jpg)



See, told you I was damn good. 
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: jadennis on April 06, 2010, 05:00:25 PM
Ten minutes later....

(http://www.feetmd.com/images/img8.jpg)
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 07, 2010, 09:22:59 AM
Ten minutes later....

(http://www.feetmd.com/images/img8.jpg)

Ack!!!
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 07, 2010, 08:56:26 PM
Ten minutes later....

(http://www.feetmd.com/images/img8.jpg)
You don't walk that kind of shit off.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: boartitz on April 07, 2010, 09:38:20 PM
You don't walk that kind of shit off.
You gotta rub some tussin on it first.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Birmingham on April 08, 2010, 06:40:50 AM
Alright, I'm in surgery 2 hours from now.  See all of you on the flip side.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Saniflush on April 08, 2010, 07:31:22 AM
Alright, I'm in surgery 2 hours from now.  See all of you on the flip side.

Finally saved enough pennies to get that outtie made into a innie.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: AUsweetheart on April 08, 2010, 09:26:15 AM
Finally saved enough pennies to get that outtie made into a innie.

He had an outtie? noooooo.

For real.....That was an outtie?
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Saniflush on April 08, 2010, 09:57:47 AM
He had an outtie? noooooo.

For real.....That was an outtie?

2" from being a king and 2" from being a queen.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: RWS on April 08, 2010, 10:32:30 AM
Why do you fuckers have to have your A-Day the same day as Alabama? I was going to bring the family to T-Town in my father in law's RV, but we're doing my wife's grandparents big 50th anniversary party that day in Mississippi. I figured I would just hit up AU's A-Day or something, then realized they were the same day. I didn't think they usually did both schools on the same day?
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 08, 2010, 01:26:40 PM
Get well soon.  Prayers sent.  Don't trash the players, they're just kids. 
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: AWK on April 08, 2010, 01:32:29 PM
Get well soon.  Prayers sent.  Don't trash the players, they're just kids. 
You forgot O.N.E. Game at a time.   :wartim:
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 08, 2010, 01:34:56 PM
Lovelly
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 08, 2010, 01:36:51 PM
You people and your West Vance, dark pink humor.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Token on April 08, 2010, 01:45:30 PM
You people and your West Vance, dark pink humor.

Guys, we've addressed this plenty of times now.  Keep the woodshed material in the woodshed and off the rivals forum. 
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Jumbo on April 08, 2010, 01:50:35 PM
Guys, we've addressed this plenty of times now.  Keep the woodshed material in the woodshed and off the rivals forum. 
GayNation what a bunch of Douche bags.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 08, 2010, 02:04:42 PM
GayNation what a bunch of Douche bags.

I'm sick and tired of you hijacking every thread and dragging it down into a gay abyss.  You do nothing but interject your gay humor into everything and you add nothing to the forums.  I work hard at 6 jobs every day and stand a constant vigil by the drillpress phone, trying to relay the super secret inside information that you guys crave.  I bring you into the inner sanctum of FOTTTRRLGBBQ&ESC (Friends of Tommy Tuberville That Really Really Like Good Barbecue & Enjoy Sucking Cock) so that you might be enlightened somewhat..and what do I get in return?  Gay hijacks.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 08, 2010, 02:07:22 PM
Oh...and by the way...this site was nothing before I bought it for $47.35 and a 12-pack and sunk mine and my whole families lives nto it to make it what it is today.  If you want me out, I'll be happy to sell you my shares for $25K each. 
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Jumbo on April 08, 2010, 02:13:41 PM
I'm sick and tired of you hijacking every thread and dragging it down into a gay abyss.  You do nothing but interject your gay humor into everything and you add nothing to the forums.  I work hard at 6 jobs every day and stand a constant vigil by the drillpress phone, trying to relay the super secret inside information that you guys crave.  I bring you into the inner sanctum of FOTTTRRLGBBQ&ESC (Friends of Tommy Tuberville That Really Really Like Good Barbecue & Enjoy Sucking Cock) so that you might be enlightened somewhat..and what do I get in return?  Gay hijacks.
I spilled BBQ sauce on my bat phone.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Token on April 08, 2010, 05:14:47 PM
Oh...and by the way...this site was nothing before I bought it for $47.35 and a 12-pack and sunk mine and my whole families lives nto it to make it what it is today.  If you want me out, I'll be happy to sell you my shares for $25K each. 

How many shares do you own and are you willing to accept invites to the Decatur Red Elephants Club meetings as payment?

If no, can we set up a plan?  I understand that running a website costs thousands upon thousands of dollars each month.  You should be hoisted above our shoulders for giving us permission to chat within your kingdom.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: BG03 on April 08, 2010, 05:34:51 PM
I'm sick and tired of you hijacking every thread and dragging it down into a gay abyss.  You do nothing but interject your gay humor into everything and you add nothing to the forums.  I work hard at 6 jobs every day and stand a constant vigil by the drillpress phone, trying to relay the super secret inside information that you guys crave.  I bring you into the inner sanctum of FOTTTRRLGBBQ&ESC (Friends of Tommy Tuberville That Really Really Like Good Barbecue & Enjoy Sucking Cock) so that you might be enlightened somewhat..and what do I get in return?  Gay hijacks.

Is this a joke?  Because if it is, I really don't think it's funny.  And I noticed the "penis" word wasn't automatically edited in your post.  One of the administrators probably needs to fix that.  It's not real classy, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Godfather on April 08, 2010, 05:41:11 PM
Is this a joke?  Because if it is, I really don't think it's funny.  And I noticed the "penis" word wasn't automatically edited in your post.  One of the administrators probably needs to fix that.  It's not real classy, if you know what I mean.
HOLY SHIT...it rises from the butthole of forums.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: AUChizad on April 08, 2010, 06:26:55 PM
Is this a joke?  Because if it is, I really don't think it's funny.  And I noticed the "penis" word wasn't automatically edited in your post.  One of the administrators probably needs to fix that.  It's not real classy, if you know what I mean.
http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=6421.0 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=6421.0)
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Jumbo on April 08, 2010, 06:35:01 PM
Is this a joke?  Because if it is, I really don't think it's funny.  And I noticed the "penis" word wasn't automatically edited in your post.  One of the administrators probably needs to fix that.  It's not real classy, if you know what I mean.
Not Real Classy, That's what we do.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 08, 2010, 08:34:26 PM
HOLY SHIT...it rises from the butthole of forums.
He's a floater.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: boartitz on April 08, 2010, 10:30:03 PM
I'm a haxxor. I's read yore shit for free.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: AWK on April 08, 2010, 10:31:43 PM
I'm a haxxor. I's read yore shit for free.
I eat my spaghetti with leetsauce!@!@@
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Saniflush on April 09, 2010, 07:14:12 AM
How many shares do you own and are you willing to accept invites to the Decatur Red Elephants Club meetings as payment?

If no, can we set up a plan?  I understand that running a website costs thousands upon thousands of dollars each month.  You should be hoisted above our shoulders for giving us permission to chat within your kingdom.

You had me at shares.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: War Eagle!!! on April 09, 2010, 10:16:32 AM
Is this a joke?  Because if it is, I really don't think it's funny.  And I noticed the "penis" word wasn't automatically edited in your post.  One of the administrators probably needs to fix that.  It's not real classy, if you know what I mean.

Seriously?

haha...you are fucked over here dude...
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 09, 2010, 11:10:07 AM
Seriously?

haha...you are phuked over here dude...

He said "penis".
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: RWS on April 09, 2010, 12:00:33 PM
Seriously?

haha...you are fucked over here dude...
This has got to be a different BG.
Title: Re: I broke my back
Post by: Token on April 09, 2010, 02:07:32 PM
Seriously?

haha...you are phuked over here dude...

Nah, not seriously.  I was bored yesterday and after a few posts I found it wasn't quite as amusing as I thought it might be.