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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Birmingham on April 01, 2010, 11:57:39 PM
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It looks like I'm not going to be able to make A-day. I'm in a hospital room right now. Shit this hurts.
Maybe next year.
Birmingham
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It looks like I'm not going to be able to make A-day. I'm in a hospital room right now. Shit this hurts.
Maybe next year.
Birmingham
What happened?
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Tape it, shoot it up and get the fuck out of there you flaming pussy!
.....unless it's true....
then...wellll....
:haha:
get better. ...it's from the heart.
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He slipped on the wet pavement taking the to go order out to the car in front at the local Micky Ds. Why? Cause they wanted fries with that.
Just keep pushing that little button. It will all sink in in a few days.
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He slipped on the wet pavement taking the to go order out to the car in front at the local Micky Ds. Why? Cause they wanted fries with that.
Just keep pushing that little button. It will all sink in in a few days.
I'm wearing that morphine button out right now.
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That boyfriend of yours blew that back out!
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I don't believe a word you say. I think you are lying to get out of trying to sound cool to start with...
This is just one of your 10 personalities...
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That boyfriend of yours blew that back out!
Gay cowboy sex isn't for rookies.
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I guess it did not occur to any of you rocket scientists that yesterday was April Fool's Day.
Just sayin...
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I guess it did not occur to any of you rocket scientists that yesterday was April Fool's Day.
Just sayin...
I thought he was doing research for a new crimpsun turd novel....Brokeback Knoll.
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While yesterday may have been april fools day you can call Erlanger Medical center in Chattanooga, I'm in room 9142 and will be for a couple more days. 3rd MRI is less than an hour away so if you wanna chat we'll have to cut to the chase.
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While yesterday may have been april fools day you can call Erlanger Medical center in Chattanooga, I'm in room 9142 and will be for a couple more days. 3rd MRI is less than an hour away so if you wanna chat we'll have to cut to the chase.
That sucks, sorry to hear it.
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That sucks, sorry to hear it.
It does suck. I was serious about coming down for A-day and it was something I was really looking forward to. Oh and I guess the back thing sucks too.
In actuality, what really sucks is being in this back brace for 3 months.
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Gay cowboy sex isn't for rookies.
Nah Wes, that wasnt it. I think he was giving blowjobs to midgets again without getting on his knees. Know when to say when Bham.
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Nah Wes, that wasnt it. I think he was giving blowjobs to midgets again without getting on his knees. Know when to say when Bham.
I think he got jackhammered by some Tennessee hillbilly.
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It does suck. I was serious about coming down for A-day and it was something I was really looking forward to. Oh and I guess the back thing sucks too.
In actuality, what really sucks is being in this back brace for 3 months.
Serious though dude - if you are indeed hurt, get well. Ive been there on the back issues. No fun at all. It affects your whole damned body - anything you do. And it sucks.
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Serious though dude - if you are indeed hurt, get well. Ive been there on the back issues. No fun at all. It affects your whole damned body - anything you do. And it sucks.
Couldn't have described it better. Everything hurts.
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Couldn't have described it better. Everything hurts.
Let this all be a lesson to everyone. Sex with a 400 pound woman is nothing trivial.
Dare I ask though...How the fuck did you hurt yourself. GWS!
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Let this all be a lesson to everyone. Sex with a 400 pound woman is nothing trivial.
Dare I ask though...How the phuk did you hurt yourself. GWS!
It involved a trampoline and me being a lot closer to 30yrs old than 10yrs old. Bought one for my kids and thought I'd give it a go, things were going well so I thought I'd impress them by doing a back flip. Trampoline 1 - Birmingham 0.
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It involved a trampoline and me being a lot closer to 30yrs old than 10yrs old. Bought one for my kids and thought I'd give it a go, things were going well so I thought I'd impress them by doing a back flip. Trampoline 1 - Uncoordinated nonathletic goofy ass Birmingham 0.
FTFY
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It involved a trampoline and me being a lot closer to 30yrs old than 10yrs old. Bought one for my kids and thought I'd give it a go, things were going well so I thought I'd impress them by doing a back flip. Trampoline 1 - Birmingham 0.
Welcome to the world of getting old.
Everyone has one of those "moments" when they realize that they are no longer in their youth where shear dumb luck prevails in keeping them safe from serious injury. Mine happened ten years ago while sliding into second in softball. Started my slide too late. Fuck sports. Message boards are more my speed now.
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Welcome to the world of getting old.
Everyone has one of those "moments" when they realize that they are no longer in their youth where shear dumb luck prevails in keeping them safe from serious injury. Mine happened ten years ago while sliding into second in softball. Started my slide too late. phuk sports. Message boards are more my speed now.
My last bout with oragnized sports was volleyball several years back. (Damn, I was good in my day) I did nothing more than set myself to jump and I quickly turned around to see who in the hell would be stupid enough to hit me in the back of the leg with a baseball. There was no one there. My calf muscle was no longer attached either.
I coach Little League Baseball now.
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My last bout with oragnized sports was volleyball several years back. (Damn, I was good in my day) I did nothing more than set myself to jump and I quickly turned around to see who in the hell would be stupid enough to hit me in the back of the leg with a baseball. There was no one there. My calf muscle was no longer attached either.
I coach Little League Baseball now.
For those than need a visual:
(http://www.volleyballadvisors.com/image-files/male-professional-volleyball-players-miljkovic-2.jpg)
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Welcome to the world of getting old.
Everyone has one of those "moments" when they realize that they are no longer in their youth where shear dumb luck prevails in keeping them safe from serious injury. Mine happened ten years ago while sliding into second in softball. Started my slide too late. phuk sports. Message boards are more my speed now.
Yep, should never have been on it trying to do what I hadn't even attempted in 20 years. It's funny you mentioned it, with youth came luck that seemed to get you through situations like this by the skin of your teeth. Where the hell did that luck go?
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Yep, should never have been on it trying to do what I hadn't even attempted in 20 years. It's funny you mentioned it, with youth came luck that seemed to get you through situations like this by the skin of your teeth. Where the hell did that luck go?
God takes it away to use on others who do not have the wisdom to stop doing stupid shit. Apparently he pulled yours one stupid act too soon.
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For those than need a visual:
(http://www.volleyballadvisors.com/image-files/male-professional-volleyball-players-miljkovic-2.jpg)
See, told you I was damn good.
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Ten minutes later....
(http://www.feetmd.com/images/img8.jpg)
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Ten minutes later....
(http://www.feetmd.com/images/img8.jpg)
Ack!!!
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Ten minutes later....
(http://www.feetmd.com/images/img8.jpg)
You don't walk that kind of shit off.
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You don't walk that kind of shit off.
You gotta rub some tussin on it first.
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Alright, I'm in surgery 2 hours from now. See all of you on the flip side.
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Alright, I'm in surgery 2 hours from now. See all of you on the flip side.
Finally saved enough pennies to get that outtie made into a innie.
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Finally saved enough pennies to get that outtie made into a innie.
He had an outtie? noooooo.
For real.....That was an outtie?
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He had an outtie? noooooo.
For real.....That was an outtie?
2" from being a king and 2" from being a queen.
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Why do you fuckers have to have your A-Day the same day as Alabama? I was going to bring the family to T-Town in my father in law's RV, but we're doing my wife's grandparents big 50th anniversary party that day in Mississippi. I figured I would just hit up AU's A-Day or something, then realized they were the same day. I didn't think they usually did both schools on the same day?
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Get well soon. Prayers sent. Don't trash the players, they're just kids.
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Get well soon. Prayers sent. Don't trash the players, they're just kids.
You forgot O.N.E. Game at a time. :wartim:
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Lovelly
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You people and your West Vance, dark pink humor.
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You people and your West Vance, dark pink humor.
Guys, we've addressed this plenty of times now. Keep the woodshed material in the woodshed and off the rivals forum.
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Guys, we've addressed this plenty of times now. Keep the woodshed material in the woodshed and off the rivals forum.
GayNation what a bunch of Douche bags.
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GayNation what a bunch of Douche bags.
I'm sick and tired of you hijacking every thread and dragging it down into a gay abyss. You do nothing but interject your gay humor into everything and you add nothing to the forums. I work hard at 6 jobs every day and stand a constant vigil by the drillpress phone, trying to relay the super secret inside information that you guys crave. I bring you into the inner sanctum of FOTTTRRLGBBQ&ESC (Friends of Tommy Tuberville That Really Really Like Good Barbecue & Enjoy Sucking Cock) so that you might be enlightened somewhat..and what do I get in return? Gay hijacks.
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Oh...and by the way...this site was nothing before I bought it for $47.35 and a 12-pack and sunk mine and my whole families lives nto it to make it what it is today. If you want me out, I'll be happy to sell you my shares for $25K each.
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I'm sick and tired of you hijacking every thread and dragging it down into a gay abyss. You do nothing but interject your gay humor into everything and you add nothing to the forums. I work hard at 6 jobs every day and stand a constant vigil by the drillpress phone, trying to relay the super secret inside information that you guys crave. I bring you into the inner sanctum of FOTTTRRLGBBQ&ESC (Friends of Tommy Tuberville That Really Really Like Good Barbecue & Enjoy Sucking Cock) so that you might be enlightened somewhat..and what do I get in return? Gay hijacks.
I spilled BBQ sauce on my bat phone.
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Oh...and by the way...this site was nothing before I bought it for $47.35 and a 12-pack and sunk mine and my whole families lives nto it to make it what it is today. If you want me out, I'll be happy to sell you my shares for $25K each.
How many shares do you own and are you willing to accept invites to the Decatur Red Elephants Club meetings as payment?
If no, can we set up a plan? I understand that running a website costs thousands upon thousands of dollars each month. You should be hoisted above our shoulders for giving us permission to chat within your kingdom.
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I'm sick and tired of you hijacking every thread and dragging it down into a gay abyss. You do nothing but interject your gay humor into everything and you add nothing to the forums. I work hard at 6 jobs every day and stand a constant vigil by the drillpress phone, trying to relay the super secret inside information that you guys crave. I bring you into the inner sanctum of FOTTTRRLGBBQ&ESC (Friends of Tommy Tuberville That Really Really Like Good Barbecue & Enjoy Sucking Cock) so that you might be enlightened somewhat..and what do I get in return? Gay hijacks.
Is this a joke? Because if it is, I really don't think it's funny. And I noticed the "penis" word wasn't automatically edited in your post. One of the administrators probably needs to fix that. It's not real classy, if you know what I mean.
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Is this a joke? Because if it is, I really don't think it's funny. And I noticed the "penis" word wasn't automatically edited in your post. One of the administrators probably needs to fix that. It's not real classy, if you know what I mean.
HOLY SHIT...it rises from the butthole of forums.
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Is this a joke? Because if it is, I really don't think it's funny. And I noticed the "penis" word wasn't automatically edited in your post. One of the administrators probably needs to fix that. It's not real classy, if you know what I mean.
http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=6421.0 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=6421.0)
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Is this a joke? Because if it is, I really don't think it's funny. And I noticed the "penis" word wasn't automatically edited in your post. One of the administrators probably needs to fix that. It's not real classy, if you know what I mean.
Not Real Classy, That's what we do.
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HOLY SHIT...it rises from the butthole of forums.
He's a floater.
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I'm a haxxor. I's read yore shit for free.
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I'm a haxxor. I's read yore shit for free.
I eat my spaghetti with leetsauce!@!@@
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How many shares do you own and are you willing to accept invites to the Decatur Red Elephants Club meetings as payment?
If no, can we set up a plan? I understand that running a website costs thousands upon thousands of dollars each month. You should be hoisted above our shoulders for giving us permission to chat within your kingdom.
You had me at shares.
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Is this a joke? Because if it is, I really don't think it's funny. And I noticed the "penis" word wasn't automatically edited in your post. One of the administrators probably needs to fix that. It's not real classy, if you know what I mean.
Seriously?
haha...you are fucked over here dude...
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Seriously?
haha...you are phuked over here dude...
He said "penis".
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Seriously?
haha...you are fucked over here dude...
This has got to be a different BG.
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Seriously?
haha...you are phuked over here dude...
Nah, not seriously. I was bored yesterday and after a few posts I found it wasn't quite as amusing as I thought it might be.