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Title: Happy Birthday to....
Post by: Godfather on March 30, 2010, 09:18:26 AM
RWS

Happy ...ahh fuck you!

(http://tigersx.com/images/rws.jpg)

Title: Re: Happy Birthday to....
Post by: Saniflush on March 30, 2010, 09:25:34 AM
I thought he was to be put down last year so as not to take a chance on infecting the breeding population of sheep?
Happy birthday fuctard.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to....
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 30, 2010, 09:35:40 AM
Happy Birthday.  For your present, I'm sending you 2 tickets to the Iron Bowl....wait, no I'm not.  You'll never use them.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to....
Post by: AWK on March 30, 2010, 10:31:33 AM
Happy Birthday you old sailor you.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to....
Post by: jadennis on March 30, 2010, 10:40:43 AM
Happy birthday ROUS.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to....
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 30, 2010, 12:19:46 PM
Maybe Token has some leftover doughnuts from his birthday last month.  You are used to getting the ones the cops leave behind, right?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to....
Post by: Token on March 30, 2010, 12:42:51 PM
Maybe Token has some leftover doughnuts from his birthday last month.  You are used to getting the ones the cops leave behind, right?

ZING!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to....
Post by: Godfather on March 30, 2010, 12:49:36 PM
Here's hoping your wife got you a hairpiece on your 50th oops I mean 27th birthday. /snicker
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to....
Post by: AWK on March 30, 2010, 01:21:45 PM
I give you this shitty music video as a present:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82VE8UtW8A#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82VE8UtW8A#ws)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 30, 2010, 01:45:56 PM
Happy Birthdady.  Don't die or anything.   :fu:

Sincerely,

Chop
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to....
Post by: RWS on March 30, 2010, 01:58:18 PM
Thanks for the birthday wishes, fuckers. In addition to this thread, I got a torn ligament in my knee for my birthday. Yay!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to....
Post by: Saniflush on March 30, 2010, 02:03:24 PM
Thanks for the birthday wishes, fuckers. In addition to this thread, I got a torn ligament in my knee for my birthday. Yay!

I hear that's common among you gheys.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to....
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 30, 2010, 02:36:13 PM
Thanks for the birthday wishes, fuckers. In addition to this thread, I got a torn ligament in my knee for my birthday. Yay!

Stop Livin La Vida Loca.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to....
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 30, 2010, 02:43:02 PM
Stop Livin La Vida Loca.

Ricky Martin just came out.  It's official.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to....
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 30, 2010, 03:41:59 PM
Thanks for the birthday wishes, fuckers. In addition to this thread, I got a torn ligament in my knee for my birthday. Yay!
Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 30, 2010, 09:07:09 PM
Maybe Token has some leftover doughnuts from his birthday last month.  You are used to getting the ones the cops leave behind, right?
Full of awesome!

Happy birthday, donut puncher. The best treatment for a bum knee is self administered amputation.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to....
Post by: AUsweetheart on March 30, 2010, 09:37:44 PM
I clicked on this thread a few times today thinking that something marginally clever would occur to me. It didn't. But, you are a bammer, and a resident here, and it's your birthday...so I am just going to try to cover my bases in one fell swoop.

On your birthday, RWS....may you not be bothered by the fact that your daddy (maybe?) Merle and your Uncle Earl both have full carnal knowledge of your momma and your sister....may you have a nice view of the famous Bear Bryant back tattoo while its owner shits in the yard across the road....may your cousin/wife get you the nicest gift Wal-Mart has to offer...and may she put out her cigarette BEFORE she lets you tap it tonight.


As for your knee...you do know our personal PI lawyer is back?

Happy Birthday Bammer.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to....
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 31, 2010, 09:14:15 AM
I clicked on this thread a few times today thinking that something marginally clever would occur to me. It didn't. But, you are a bammer, and a resident here, and it's your birthday...so I am just going to try to cover my bases in one fell swoop.

On your birthday, RWS....may you not be bothered by the fact that your daddy (maybe?) Merle and your Uncle Earl both have full carnal knowledge of your momma and your sister....may you have a nice view of the famous Bear Bryant back tattoo while its owner poops in the yard across the road....may your cousin/wife get you the nicest gift Wal-Mart has to offer...and may she put out her cigarette BEFORE she lets you tap it tonight.


As for your knee...you do know our personal PI lawyer is back?

Happy Birthday Bammer.



If this lawyerin' gig doesn't work out, you could go places with Hallmark.  I got misty.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to....
Post by: CCTAU on March 31, 2010, 10:43:20 AM
I hope you finally got a bus ticket to tuskerloser so you can finally get to see that newly renovated soccer stadium there.