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Title: Funny Cam Newton Quote
Post by: AWK on March 25, 2010, 05:41:54 PM
I might have a man crush.  Borrowed from a buddy, to be left unnamed.

Quote
Unnamed Reporter - How was life in Junior College

Newton: Well, I'm from Atlanta where I'm used to waking up to planes and cars and a lot going on, then I moved to Florida where I got used to waking up to buses and stuff.  Then I moved to Texas where I woke up to the sound of cows...I thought my life and career were over, haha.

Unnamed reporter: And what do you wake up to now?

Newton: (pause) Um...Eltoro Freeman.
Title: Re: Funny Cam Newton Quote
Post by: Jumbo on March 25, 2010, 06:04:36 PM
Quote from: AWK on March 25, 2010, 05:41:54 PM
I might have a man crush.  Borrowed from a buddy, to be left unnamed.

He went from cows to Da Bull!
Title: Re: Funny Cam Newton Quote
Post by: djsimp on March 25, 2010, 11:31:33 PM
Quote from: Jumbo on March 25, 2010, 06:04:36 PM
He went from cows to Da Bull!

Atleast a bull has balls.
Title: Re: Funny Cam Newton Quote
Post by: Saniflush on March 26, 2010, 11:35:17 AM
Quote from: AWK on March 25, 2010, 05:41:54 PM
Newton: (pause) Um...Eltoro Freeman.


I just snorted.
Title: Re: Funny Cam Newton Quote
Post by: The Prowler on March 26, 2010, 06:37:20 PM
Quote from: AWK on March 25, 2010, 05:41:54 PM
Then I moved to Texas where I woke up to the sound of cows...I thought my life and career were over, haha.
I just sharted.
Title: Re: Funny Cam Newton Quote
Post by: jmar on March 27, 2010, 12:58:57 PM
Where is this "Bull"?  I have seen him about as much as Fairley.
Title: Re: Funny Cam Newton Quote
Post by: Saniflush on March 29, 2010, 07:48:29 AM
I keep getting this image in my mind of Eltoro busting through the wall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvPBhxabt2Q# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvPBhxabt2Q#)
Title: Re: Funny Cam Newton Quote
Post by: GH2001 on March 29, 2010, 09:39:30 AM
Quote from: Saniflush on March 29, 2010, 07:48:29 AM
I keep getting this image in my mind of Eltoro busting through the wall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvPBhxabt2Q# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvPBhxabt2Q#)

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