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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Jumbo on March 23, 2010, 07:05:05 PM
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He's a friend of mine and I have his welcome fisting scheduled! He hates Bammers so he should fit in real well around here.
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If he's an overly verbose wet-behind-the-ears lawyer, we're full up.
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Well he almost got my name right. Hell, in Bahamas that means he's overqualified to be mayor. Anyways never fear,I'm hear. Imagine that, there's another person out there that hates Bama football. It's shocking!!
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I just got plunked by autospell. Supposed to be Bham. Its so funny now!
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I just got plunked by autospell. Supposed to be Bham. Its so funny now!
just shut up...shut your fuckin' mouf. Now, assume the position...he's ready Hogbear. Do yo thang.
Almost forgot, welcome fish hooker.
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hookemhorns1981,
Glad you made it. Answer me this, can you do those MSPaint cartoons? :rofl: And while we are at, how's UT Pimp doin'?
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Welcome, bend over, yada yada yada....Any friend of
jumbo HogBear is a friend of mine.
Now get me a beer. Daddy's thirsty.
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Damn it! Hogbear promised me that THIS time it wouldn't be about male on male rape! Why do I always fall for the pretty ones? You just get used and end up handcuffed face down on a bed with rubber sheets. On an unrelated tangent I just saw an Alabama fan with a homemade 13 pin that was half as big as his shirt.what a winner!
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I knew I smelled cow maneure but I thought it was just that herd of UT assholes that work in my office. Fabulous. Can't even come here to escape anymore.
So, Saw 'Em Off, which pussy are you guys gonna line up at QB this year? Gilbert is probably still picking Rose Bowl turf out of his vajayjay.
You guys are the Big 12 equivalent of bammer.
Dammit, we gotta get some standards... next thing you know, some fucking Aggie will waltz in and try to burn the place down...
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Damn it! Hogbear promised me that THIS time it wouldn't be about male on male rape! Why do I always fall for the pretty ones? You just get used and end up handcuffed face down on a bed with rubber sheets. On an unrelated tangent I just saw an Alabama fan with a homemade 13 pin that was half as big as his shirt.what a winner!
The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying.
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Welcome.
There will be some hog fans along momentarily to give you a welcome SWC style.
Wench I don't think the A&M 'ers are allowed fires any longer since they cannot seem to stack the firewood.
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You guys are the Big 12 equivalent of bammer.
Thought that was Oklahoma - no? Always cheating, talking about more NC's than anyone else, cruddy campus, etc etc...
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Thought that was Oklahoma - no? Always cheating, talking about more NC's than anyone else, cruddy campus, etc etc...
No. OK fans are just stupid. Teasips are arrogant, and think they are the be-all-end-all of the Big 12 and college football. That entitlement mentality. They cannot accept the fact that the SEC is the best, most powerful football conference in the country, and it makes them physically ill to even contemplate it. So of course, I remind them of the SEC's total dominance at every possible opportunity.
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No. OK fans are just stupid. Teasips are arrogant, and think they are the be-all-end-all of the Big 12 and college football. That entitlement mentality. They cannot accept the fact that the SEC is the best, most powerful football conference in the country, and it makes them physically ill to even contemplate it. So of course, I remind them of the SEC's total dominance at every possible opportunity.
Thank you for reminding me that I love you.
Welcome, hookemhorns. Let's hope you last more than one quarter.
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Thank you for reminding me that I love you.
Welcome, hookemhorns. Let's hope you last more than one quarter.
Yes - even if I dont agree with her - I do heart the Wench.
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You know wench you're right. We hired a solid but unspectacular coach, committed to him for a long period of time,and made him earn his way to being one of the highest paid coaches in the game while bringing in two of the top defensive minded coaches in the game from a little school in eastern Alabama (hint: one of them is your head coach). Yeah, we've got way more in common with Bama than Auburn. Bring in the judges so we can make this official. That's man hating lesbian with male dominance issues 1 me 0.
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You know wench you're right. We hired a solid but unspectacular coach, committed to him for a long period of time,and made him earn his way to being one of the highest paid coaches in the game while bringing in two of the top defensive minded coaches in the game from a little school in eastern Alabama (hint: one of them is your head coach). Yeah, we've got way more in common with Bama than Auburn. Bring in the judges so we can make this official. That's man hating lesbian with male dominance issues 1 me 0.
:popcorn:
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You know wench you're right. We hired a solid but unspectacular coach, committed to him for a long period of time,and made him earn his way to being one of the highest paid coaches in the game while bringing in two of the top defensive minded coaches in the game from a little school in eastern Alabama (hint: one of them is your head coach). Yeah, we've got way more in common with Bama than Auburn. Bring in the judges so we can make this official. That's man hating lesbian with male dominance issues 1 me 0.
I think you and I might get along just fine...
As long as you don't mind that I think you pull for a pussy team in an inferior conference.
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You know wench you're right. We hired a solid but unspectacular coach, committed to him for a long period of time,and made him earn his way to being one of the highest paid coaches in the game while bringing in two of the top defensive minded coaches in the game from a little school in eastern Alabama (hint: one of them is your head coach). Yeah, we've got way more in common with Bama than Auburn. Bring in the judges so we can make this official. That's man hating lesbian with male dominance issues 1 me 0.
I like where this is heading. Welcome, just don't ask about the fistula.
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Thank you for reminding me that I love you.
Welcome, hookemhorns. Let's hope you last more than one quarter the first five minutes of the game.
FTFY. And just to beat everyone to the punch... that's what she said.
Carry on.
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I think you and I might get along just fine...
As long as you don't mind that I think you pull for a pussy team in an inferior conference.
Careful, wes. That opinion makes you a manhating lesbian with male dominance issues. :rolleyes:
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You know wench you're right. We hired a solid but unspectacular coach, committed to him for a long period of time,and made him earn his way to being one of the highest paid coaches in the game while bringing in two of the top defensive minded coaches in the game from a little school in eastern Alabama (hint: one of them is your head coach). Yeah, we've got way more in common with Bama than Auburn. Bring in the judges so we can make this official. That's man hating lesbian with male dominance issues 1 me 0.
You "solid" coach could not win his way out of a wet paper bag until he brought in help from the SEC. Your solid coach was on the hot seat until Chizik (and VY) won him an egg and gave him the ability to beat Stoops and OU.
I was actually doing more of a comparison of fan bases with the "arrogant, entitlement attitude" statement. Since I don't work for the UT Athletic Dept, the "assholes around the office" comment should have been your first clue that I was referring to the Teasip Nation. In my mind, your fan bases are equivalent, and I thoroughly enjoy fucking with the Teasips I know, since there are more of them in Houston than bammers (thank God). Saying you are tops in the Big 12 = saying you are tops in the Mountain West. Ladi-FREAKING-Da. Bring it to the SEC and then talk to me.
Why in the HELL would you want to compare your well respected coach to that fucked up midget in Tuscaloser? You said it yourself - you made Mack EARN his way - the bammers just gave Nicky a blank check and a stick and then bent over and begged him to shove it in. They sold their souls to get him to come to bammer - the commitment is totally one sided. I see no comparison at all there. I respect Mack Brown. He is, unlike Nicky, a good man and decent person. I have ZERO respect for Nicky.
I pulled for TX against bammer because I hate the turds with a passion. The enemy of my enemy and all that. But Teasips fans are still dicks. Not toothless sisterfucking inbred dicks, but dicks nonetheless. So far, you are representing your fan base and your mid-major conference consistent with the norm. Congrats on that.
And welcome to the X, asshole, where most of the guys would not mind if AUSweetheart and I decided it would be ok to experiment a little... as long as we let them watch.
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Yeah I was comparing Mack brown to Tommy tuberville. Way to pick up on sarcasm. If you take out the fact that Mack brown didn't decide to get lazy and stop recruiting and he actually won a championship l,their career mirrors a lot. See I'm on here to share in my hatred of Bama football and while I'm A Texas fan I can appreciate a decent program like Auburn. I mean its not like we have the highest winning percentage of any team over the last 10 years and we certainly didn't win what is widely regarded as the greatest national championship game ever played, so I honestly can't figure out why I keep rooting for something so awful. As far as your coworkers go I never threw Texas in your face,although u do live there, and uh I never felt u up at the Christmas party and stopped speaking to u so ur Berg's not with me.
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Just don't run over any old people on your way home wench and put the razor blade down, its not the end of the world
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You "solid" coach could not win his way out of a wet paper bag until he brought in help from the SEC. Your solid coach was on the hot seat until Chizik (and VY) won him an egg and gave him the ability to beat Stoops and OU.
I was actually doing more of a comparison of fan bases with the "arrogant, entitlement attitude" statement. Since I don't work for the UT Athletic Dept, the "buttholes around the office" comment should have been your first clue that I was referring to the Teasip Nation. In my mind, your fan bases are equivalent, and I thoroughly enjoy phuking with the Teasips I know, since there are more of them in Houston than bammers (thank God). Saying you are tops in the Big 12 = saying you are tops in the Mountain West. Ladi-FREAKING-Da. Bring it to the SEC and then talk to me.
Why in the HELL would you want to compare your well respected coach to that phuked up midget in Tuscaloser? You said it yourself - you made Mack EARN his way - the bammers just gave Nicky a blank check and a stick and then bent over and begged him to shove it in. They sold their souls to get him to come to bammer - the commitment is totally one sided. I see no comparison at all there. I respect Mack Brown. He is, unlike Nicky, a good man and decent person. I have ZERO respect for Nicky.
I pulled for TX against bammer because I hate the turds with a passion. The enemy of my enemy and all that. But Teasips fans are still tools. Not toothless sisterphuking inbred tools, but tools nonetheless. So far, you are representing your fan base and your mid-major conference consistent with the norm. Congrats on that.
And welcome to the X, butthole, where most of the guys would not mind if AUSweetheart and I decided it would be ok to experiment a little... as long as we let them watch.
Take me home now or lose me forever....
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And welcome to the X, asshole, where most of the guys would not mind if AUSweetheart and I decided it would be ok to experiment a little... as long as we let them watch.
^^^Gets us^^^
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^^^Gets us^^^
Understands us completely