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Title: My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post by: Birmingham on March 20, 2010, 06:33:10 PM
I no longer think we should be partners with Walmart.  They've hurt my feelings.

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Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: djsimp on March 21, 2010, 12:06:25 AM
Yeah, if an Auburn fan wants to buy his newborn some Auburn attire he must go elsewhere because they have sold out to the bammers. Its only fitting that Wal-Mart is racist.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: AUChizad on March 21, 2010, 08:17:39 PM
Mission accomplished by whoever snuck on the loudspeaker.

I laughed.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Jumbo on March 21, 2010, 08:43:26 PM
The 16 year old kid is getting sued by walmart and their pressing charges.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: AUChizad on March 22, 2010, 10:33:26 AM
It's just funny to me that the article is acting like it's Wal-Mart's fault.

Clearly some kid figured out the phone code to get on the loudspeaker.

Reminds me of one time when I was about 16 myself. I had a friend that was "one of those guys".

He got on the speaker and said "Attention Wal-Mart shoppers: I jacked yo daddy's dick!" (a catch phrase of his for whatever reason).

He was tackled by security before he could complete the last syllable and brought to a back room. The other two of us (I believe it was Taylor and me), just kind of waited around the back of the store where they took him. After about 30 minutes we had him paged to the front, then after about an hour we had to ask what happened to our "mildly retarded friend". They had taken him to a holding cell in some other city.

He's banned for life from all Wal-Mart, Sam's, and Lowes stores in the country.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Saniflush on March 22, 2010, 11:15:41 AM
He's banned for life from all Wal-Mart, Sam's, and Lowes stores in the country.


Can he still go to the Woolworths?
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: GH2001 on March 22, 2010, 04:10:56 PM

Can he still go to the Woolworths?

STAY OUT OF WOOLWORTH!!!!!!
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: jmar on March 22, 2010, 04:23:30 PM
No Bargain Town USA either
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 22, 2010, 04:32:08 PM

Can he still go to the Woolworths?

Was it just the one, or all of 'em?
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 22, 2010, 05:01:47 PM
Was it just the one, or all of 'em?
Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: wesfau2 on March 22, 2010, 05:03:00 PM
Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...

It is behind you, right boys?
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: jmar on March 22, 2010, 06:36:10 PM
Uh yes your honor. dats what tree youts can get into in a department store deez daze.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: bottomfeeder on March 22, 2010, 06:59:59 PM
It's just funny to me that the article is acting like it's Wal-Mart's fault.

Clearly some kid figured out the phone code to get on the loudspeaker.

Reminds me of one time when I was about 16 myself. I had a friend that was "one of those guys".

He got on the speaker and said "Attention Wal-Mart shoppers: I jacked yo daddy's dick!" (a catch phrase of his for whatever reason).

He was tackled by security before he could complete the last syllable and brought to a back room. The other two of us (I believe it was Taylor and me), just kind of waited around the back of the store where they took him. After about 30 minutes we had him paged to the front, then after about an hour we had to ask what happened to our "mildly retarded friend". They had taken him to a holding cell in some other city.

He's banned for life from all Wal-Mart, Sam's, and Lowes stores in the country.

OTFLAMO! I wished I could be a friend like that.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Saniflush on March 23, 2010, 08:01:59 AM
Uh yes your honor. dats what tree youts can get into in a department store deez daze.

A swing and a flat whiff.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: jmar on March 23, 2010, 08:28:22 AM
A swing and a flat whiff.
lights were out, nobody at home
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 23, 2010, 09:26:43 AM
It is behind you, right boys?

These boys is gonna be my Brain Trust
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 23, 2010, 10:59:59 AM
These boys is gonna be my Brain Trust
Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Token on March 23, 2010, 11:14:45 AM
Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.

You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point. And I salute you for it.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: GH2001 on March 23, 2010, 02:07:51 PM
You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point. And I salute you for it.

You don't tell your pappy how to count the electorate!!! We aint one-at-a-timing it here...Were Mass Communicating!!!!
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 23, 2010, 02:15:24 PM
Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.

These boys is not white!  Hell, they ain't even Ole Timey!
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: wesfau2 on March 23, 2010, 03:45:39 PM
These boys is not white!  Hell, they ain't even Ole Timey!

Is you or is you ain't my constituency?
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 23, 2010, 04:49:11 PM
These boys is not white!  Hell, they ain't even Ole Timey!
Way I see it, he got what he deserved, fornicating with some whore of Babylon. These things don't happen for no reason. It's obviously some kinda judgment on his character.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Saniflush on March 24, 2010, 07:49:37 AM
Way I see it, he got what he deserved, fornicating with some whore of Babylon. These things don't happen for no reason. It's obviously some kinda judgment on his character.

Friend, some of your folding money has come unstowed.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Godfather on March 24, 2010, 08:58:16 AM
Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 24, 2010, 10:24:17 AM
Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward.

Jesus saves, George Nelson withdraws!
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: wesfau2 on March 24, 2010, 11:02:15 AM
Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward.

Seems as if I'm the only one who remains unaffiliated.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: GH2001 on March 24, 2010, 12:14:39 PM
Seems as if I'm the only one who remains unaffiliated.

Moral fiber? Why, you little pasty-face sumbitch. I invented moral fiber! Pappy O'Daniel was displaying rectitude and high-mindedness when that egghead you work for was still messing his drawers!!!
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Lurking Tiger on March 24, 2010, 12:20:53 PM
Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward.
Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Godfather on March 24, 2010, 12:41:27 PM
Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...
Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...

Deja vu
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: AUTiger1 on March 24, 2010, 12:42:28 PM
Deja vu

All over again.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 24, 2010, 12:45:29 PM
Deja vu
And now theys gonna lead us in a chorus of You Are My Sunshine.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Saniflush on March 24, 2010, 01:05:59 PM
And now theys gonna lead us in a chorus of You Are My Sunshine.

I don't mean to be tellin' tales out of school, but there's a feller in there that'll pay you ten dollars if you sing into his can
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 25, 2010, 12:22:52 AM
Quote
Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 22, 2010, 03:01:47 PM
Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...


Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...

You miserable little snake! You stole from my kin!
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Saniflush on March 25, 2010, 07:57:56 AM

You miserable little snake! You stole from my kin!



I know we're kin, but they got this depression on. I got to do for me and mine
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 25, 2010, 09:14:17 AM


You miserable little snake! You stole from my kin!


Who was fixin to betray us.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: wesfau2 on March 25, 2010, 10:17:54 AM

I know we're kin, but they got this depression on. I got to do for me and mine

Judas Iscariot Hogwallop!
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 25, 2010, 10:27:21 AM
Who was fixin to betray us.
You didn't know that at the time.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post by: Tiger Six on March 25, 2010, 03:27:11 PM
Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Tiger Six on March 25, 2010, 03:32:51 PM
You didn't know that at the time.
So I borrowed it until I did know.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Saniflush on March 25, 2010, 03:36:02 PM
So I borrowed it until I did know.
Dat don't make no sense.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Tiger Six on March 25, 2010, 03:38:49 PM
Dat don't make no sense.
Pete, it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Saniflush on March 25, 2010, 03:39:38 PM
Any of you boys know your way around a Walther PPK?
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 25, 2010, 03:42:51 PM
Any of you boys know your way around a Walther PPK?
The old tactician has got a plan. For the transportation that is, I don't know how I'm gonna keep my coiffure in order.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 25, 2010, 03:44:10 PM
Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.

The only good thing you ever did for the gals was get hit by that train!
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post by: Birmingham on March 25, 2010, 03:48:41 PM
We'd look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 25, 2010, 03:54:09 PM
We'd look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.
Oh, Birmingham... not the livestock.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 25, 2010, 03:54:51 PM
Any of you boys know your way around a Walther PPK?


Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post by: Tiger Six on March 25, 2010, 03:58:51 PM
The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, clearly seeing into the future would fall into neatly into that category; its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision...
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 25, 2010, 04:09:56 PM
Oh, Birmingham... not the livestock.

I hate cows worse than coppers!
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 25, 2010, 04:11:24 PM
Where's the happy little tire swing?
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 25, 2010, 05:15:18 PM
The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, clearly seeing into the future would fall into neatly into that category; its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision...


What the hell does he know, he's just an ignorant old man?
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post by: Token on March 25, 2010, 05:25:56 PM
At the risk of being moderated by the panhandler....

Brothers! Oh, brothers! We have all gathered here, to preserve our hallowed culture and heritage! We aim to pull evil up by the root, before it chokes out the flower of our culture and heritage! And our women, let's not forget those ladies, y'all. Looking to us for protection! From darkies, from Jews, from papists, and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys!

Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 25, 2010, 06:31:27 PM
The color guard is colored!
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post by: boartitz on March 25, 2010, 08:27:27 PM
I remember an episode at an old Howard Brothers store here.
A woman was checking out and had a box of Kotex that that no price marked on them. The clerk got on the intercom and asked for a price check on the item.
The heyboy misunderstood and thought the clerk asked for a price on thumbtacks.
He replied, "The kind you push in or the kind you hammer in" ?
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 25, 2010, 09:59:12 PM
I remember an episode at an old Howard Brothers store here.
A woman was checking out and had a box of Kotex that that no price marked on them. The clerk got on the intercom and asked for a price check on the item.
The heyboy misunderstood and thought the clerk asked for a price on thumbtacks.
He replied, "The kind you push in or the kind you hammer in" ?

 :blink: :blink:

Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post by: djsimp on March 25, 2010, 11:15:58 PM
:blink: :blink:

Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' painful employment.

Fix
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post by: GH2001 on March 26, 2010, 12:10:51 AM
At the risk of being moderated by the panhandler....

Brothers! Oh, brothers! We have all gathered here, to preserve our hallowed culture and heritage! We aim to pull evil up by the root, before it chokes out the flower of our culture and heritage! And our women, let's not forget those ladies, y'all. Looking to us for protection! From darkies, from Jews, from papists, and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys!



Thats not my culture and heritage!!
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post by: Saniflush on March 26, 2010, 07:19:40 AM
Thats not my culture and heritage!!

I happen to know, ladies and gentlemen, that this band of miscreants, this very evening, interfered with a lynch mob in the performance of its duties.
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 26, 2010, 08:35:00 AM
I happen to know, ladies and gentlemen, that this band of miscreants, this very evening, interfered with a lynch mob in the performance of its duties.

These boys ain't white! 
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post by: CCTAU on March 26, 2010, 10:19:49 AM
We'd look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.

I knew one of these ass-hats would bring Saban into the conversation..............
Title: Re: My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post by: GH2001 on March 26, 2010, 10:28:38 AM
I happen to know, ladies and gentlemen, that this band of miscreants, this very evening, interfered with a lynch mob in the performance of its duties.

Using the confederate flag as a MISS-ILE!!!