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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Birmingham on March 20, 2010, 06:33:10 PM
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I no longer think we should be partners with Walmart. They've hurt my feelings.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Black-people-must-leave-NJ-apf-1749619349.html?x=0 (http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Black-people-must-leave-NJ-apf-1749619349.html?x=0)
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Yeah, if an Auburn fan wants to buy his newborn some Auburn attire he must go elsewhere because they have sold out to the bammers. Its only fitting that Wal-Mart is racist.
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Mission accomplished by whoever snuck on the loudspeaker.
I laughed.
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The 16 year old kid is getting sued by walmart and their pressing charges.
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It's just funny to me that the article is acting like it's Wal-Mart's fault.
Clearly some kid figured out the phone code to get on the loudspeaker.
Reminds me of one time when I was about 16 myself. I had a friend that was "one of those guys".
He got on the speaker and said "Attention Wal-Mart shoppers: I jacked yo daddy's dick!" (a catch phrase of his for whatever reason).
He was tackled by security before he could complete the last syllable and brought to a back room. The other two of us (I believe it was Taylor and me), just kind of waited around the back of the store where they took him. After about 30 minutes we had him paged to the front, then after about an hour we had to ask what happened to our "mildly retarded friend". They had taken him to a holding cell in some other city.
He's banned for life from all Wal-Mart, Sam's, and Lowes stores in the country.
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He's banned for life from all Wal-Mart, Sam's, and Lowes stores in the country.
Can he still go to the Woolworths?
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Can he still go to the Woolworths?
STAY OUT OF WOOLWORTH!!!!!!
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No Bargain Town USA either
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Can he still go to the Woolworths?
Was it just the one, or all of 'em?
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Was it just the one, or all of 'em?
Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...
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Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...
It is behind you, right boys?
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Uh yes your honor. dats what tree youts can get into in a department store deez daze.
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It's just funny to me that the article is acting like it's Wal-Mart's fault.
Clearly some kid figured out the phone code to get on the loudspeaker.
Reminds me of one time when I was about 16 myself. I had a friend that was "one of those guys".
He got on the speaker and said "Attention Wal-Mart shoppers: I jacked yo daddy's dick!" (a catch phrase of his for whatever reason).
He was tackled by security before he could complete the last syllable and brought to a back room. The other two of us (I believe it was Taylor and me), just kind of waited around the back of the store where they took him. After about 30 minutes we had him paged to the front, then after about an hour we had to ask what happened to our "mildly retarded friend". They had taken him to a holding cell in some other city.
He's banned for life from all Wal-Mart, Sam's, and Lowes stores in the country.
OTFLAMO! I wished I could be a friend like that.
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Uh yes your honor. dats what tree youts can get into in a department store deez daze.
A swing and a flat whiff.
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A swing and a flat whiff.
lights were out, nobody at home
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It is behind you, right boys?
These boys is gonna be my Brain Trust
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These boys is gonna be my Brain Trust
Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.
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Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.
You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point. And I salute you for it.
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You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point. And I salute you for it.
You don't tell your pappy how to count the electorate!!! We aint one-at-a-timing it here...Were Mass Communicating!!!!
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Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.
These boys is not white! Hell, they ain't even Ole Timey!
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These boys is not white! Hell, they ain't even Ole Timey!
Is you or is you ain't my constituency?
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These boys is not white! Hell, they ain't even Ole Timey!
Way I see it, he got what he deserved, fornicating with some whore of Babylon. These things don't happen for no reason. It's obviously some kinda judgment on his character.
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Way I see it, he got what he deserved, fornicating with some whore of Babylon. These things don't happen for no reason. It's obviously some kinda judgment on his character.
Friend, some of your folding money has come unstowed.
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Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward.
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Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward.
Jesus saves, George Nelson withdraws!
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Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward.
Seems as if I'm the only one who remains unaffiliated.
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Seems as if I'm the only one who remains unaffiliated.
Moral fiber? Why, you little pasty-face sumbitch. I invented moral fiber! Pappy O'Daniel was displaying rectitude and high-mindedness when that egghead you work for was still messing his drawers!!!
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Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward.
Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...
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Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...
Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...
Deja vu
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Deja vu
All over again.
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Deja vu
And now theys gonna lead us in a chorus of You Are My Sunshine.
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And now theys gonna lead us in a chorus of You Are My Sunshine.
I don't mean to be tellin' tales out of school, but there's a feller in there that'll pay you ten dollars if you sing into his can
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Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 22, 2010, 03:01:47 PM
Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...
Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...
You miserable little snake! You stole from my kin!
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You miserable little snake! You stole from my kin!
I know we're kin, but they got this depression on. I got to do for me and mine
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You miserable little snake! You stole from my kin!
Who was fixin to betray us.
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I know we're kin, but they got this depression on. I got to do for me and mine
Judas Iscariot Hogwallop!
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Who was fixin to betray us.
You didn't know that at the time.
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Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.
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You didn't know that at the time.
So I borrowed it until I did know.
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So I borrowed it until I did know.
Dat don't make no sense.
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Dat don't make no sense.
Pete, it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.
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Any of you boys know your way around a Walther PPK?
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Any of you boys know your way around a Walther PPK?
The old tactician has got a plan. For the transportation that is, I don't know how I'm gonna keep my coiffure in order.
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Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.
The only good thing you ever did for the gals was get hit by that train!
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We'd look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.
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We'd look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.
Oh, Birmingham... not the livestock.
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Any of you boys know your way around a Walther PPK?
Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?
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The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, clearly seeing into the future would fall into neatly into that category; its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision...
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Oh, Birmingham... not the livestock.
I hate cows worse than coppers!
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Where's the happy little tire swing?
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The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, clearly seeing into the future would fall into neatly into that category; its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision...
What the hell does he know, he's just an ignorant old man?
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At the risk of being moderated by the panhandler....
Brothers! Oh, brothers! We have all gathered here, to preserve our hallowed culture and heritage! We aim to pull evil up by the root, before it chokes out the flower of our culture and heritage! And our women, let's not forget those ladies, y'all. Looking to us for protection! From darkies, from Jews, from papists, and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys!
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The color guard is colored!
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I remember an episode at an old Howard Brothers store here.
A woman was checking out and had a box of Kotex that that no price marked on them. The clerk got on the intercom and asked for a price check on the item.
The heyboy misunderstood and thought the clerk asked for a price on thumbtacks.
He replied, "The kind you push in or the kind you hammer in" ?
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I remember an episode at an old Howard Brothers store here.
A woman was checking out and had a box of Kotex that that no price marked on them. The clerk got on the intercom and asked for a price check on the item.
The heyboy misunderstood and thought the clerk asked for a price on thumbtacks.
He replied, "The kind you push in or the kind you hammer in" ?
:blink: :blink:
Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment.
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:blink: :blink:
Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' painful employment.
Fix
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At the risk of being moderated by the panhandler....
Brothers! Oh, brothers! We have all gathered here, to preserve our hallowed culture and heritage! We aim to pull evil up by the root, before it chokes out the flower of our culture and heritage! And our women, let's not forget those ladies, y'all. Looking to us for protection! From darkies, from Jews, from papists, and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys!
Thats not my culture and heritage!!
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Thats not my culture and heritage!!
I happen to know, ladies and gentlemen, that this band of miscreants, this very evening, interfered with a lynch mob in the performance of its duties.
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I happen to know, ladies and gentlemen, that this band of miscreants, this very evening, interfered with a lynch mob in the performance of its duties.
These boys ain't white!
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We'd look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.
I knew one of these ass-hats would bring Saban into the conversation..............
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I happen to know, ladies and gentlemen, that this band of miscreants, this very evening, interfered with a lynch mob in the performance of its duties.
Using the confederate flag as a MISS-ILE!!!