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Title: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: AUChizad on March 08, 2010, 03:29:21 PM
It's got to be discussed. The topic of the day.

I find it humorous that Auburn was mentioned by the President during their moment of glory.

"I've got to tell you, everyone was really excited about this team coming today, except for my Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, because he was born and raised in Auburn. He's hiding in his office right now."

Also, this is from Robert Gibbs' twitter feed.

http://twitter.com/PressSec/status/10182717225 (http://twitter.com/PressSec/status/10182717225)
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As Pres welcomes Red Elephants to WH, I prefer to remember the other 58 mins of Iron Bowl WDE! http://bit.ly/bRW2mC (http://bit.ly/bRW2mC) http://bit.ly/cTwwSD (http://bit.ly/cTwwSD)
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Saniflush on March 08, 2010, 03:40:01 PM
Good stuff.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: The Prowler on March 08, 2010, 04:02:11 PM
Dey can't shake us.....Who Dat!?!?
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 08, 2010, 04:43:58 PM
Dey can't shake us.....Who Dat!?!?

Wrong team.

Please don't associate Auburn with "Who dat?" It is the sole reason I hate the fucking Saints...
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 08, 2010, 05:16:03 PM
Wrong team.

Please don't associate Auburn with "Who dat?" It is the sole reason I hate the fucking Saints...
How disappointing.  I thought I was the sole reason you hated my beloved Saints... you know, the SUPER BOWL CHAMPION SAINTS???
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 08, 2010, 05:16:48 PM
And as for Gibbs... also disappointing.  How did we manage to let him cross over to the (D)ark side?
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Iwannaplay on March 08, 2010, 06:29:52 PM
And as for Gibbs... also disappointing.  How did we manage to let him cross over to the (D)ark side?

Auburn is a fairly liberal city
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Birmingham on March 08, 2010, 06:41:21 PM

I find it humorous that Auburn was mentioned by the President during their moment of glory.


Another moral victory I see.  Congratulations on that.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Birmingham on March 08, 2010, 06:44:38 PM
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As Pres welcomes Red Elephants to WH, I prefer to remember the other 58 mins of Iron Bowl WDE!

Holy shit, two moral victories in one post.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: 280TIGER on March 08, 2010, 07:33:44 PM
Holy shit, two moral victories in one post.

Is almost finishing college your moral victory?
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: The Prowler on March 08, 2010, 07:56:02 PM
How disappointing.  I thought I was the sole reason you hated my beloved Saints... you know, the SUPER BOWL CHAMPION SAINTS???
WHO DAT!?!?
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Birmingham on March 08, 2010, 07:59:01 PM
Is almost finishing college your moral victory?

Sorry, bud.  I have my degree.  Next.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: GH2001 on March 08, 2010, 08:28:43 PM
Auburn is a fairly liberal city

Thats why it went 61-39 against Obama in 2008.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Townhallsavoy on March 08, 2010, 09:32:31 PM
Auburn is a fairly liberal city

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: The Prowler on March 08, 2010, 09:44:59 PM
Coming from a SPuat reporter that was there to see the goings on, up close.  Terrence Cody didn't go because "he was a pussy"...Rolando McClain didn't go, getting treatment on his hamstring injury before the Pro Day on Wed., Ingram and Jucio didn't go out with the team afterwards, the team went to speak to the less fortunate kids of the area and toured around D.C.  Some of the players kept asking "why are we here?"
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Birmingham on March 08, 2010, 09:59:17 PM
Prowler, if you're referring to the guy on Finebaum today than what you just said about Julio and Ingram is a lie.  What he said is that the tour of the Capital Building didn't include Ingram and Julio.  He said they were at the Capital building but sat on a bench during the tour.  Not that it makes it better that they were sitting on a bench, I'm just trying to iron out your story.

Everything else in your post is verbatim what he said.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: 280TIGER on March 09, 2010, 09:09:20 AM
Sorry, bud.  I have my degree.  Next.

What was your major, "How to Behave Like a mommy part in the Real World"?  I seriously doubt you finished college.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Saniflush on March 09, 2010, 10:20:13 AM
What was your major, "How to Behave Like a mommy part in the Real World"?  I seriously doubt you finished college.

Damn!
Off the bench and swinging for the fences.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: wreckingball on March 09, 2010, 11:20:00 AM
Thats why it went 61-39 against Obama in 2008.  :rolleyes:

Are we only including the resident population, or are we also including the student population?
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: AUChizad on March 09, 2010, 11:32:12 AM
Are we only including the resident population, or are we also including the student population?
Valid point.

Students typically vote at their home address.

That being said, I know the AU College Republicans substantially outnumbered the AU College Democrats when I was there.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Iwannaplay on March 09, 2010, 11:37:39 AM
I didn't say it was a liberal city, I just said it was fairly liberal for a city that is over 70% white in Alabama.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: wreckingball on March 09, 2010, 11:54:02 AM
Valid point.

Students typically vote at their home address.

That being said, I know the AU College Republicans substantially outnumbered the AU College Democrats when I was there.

That being said, it is really just a matter of perspective. I was a political science major, which made it seem like there were a lot of dems in the school. I'm sure in the business school and agriculture schools there were more republicans. I didn't see the site where he got the 61-39 from, but I did see where Lee county as a whole voted around 61-39, which pretty much renders his point moot if this is the data he is using.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Birmingham on March 09, 2010, 01:25:42 PM
What was your major, "How to Behave Like a hair pie in the Real World"?  I seriously doubt you finished college.

Oh, I'm still taking classes.  This might blow your mind but some people continue their education even after they've already received a degree and are using it.  I hope you were sitting down when I said that as I'm sure that thought is foreign to you.

Out of curiosity, since my degree seems to make you defensive.  What degree do you have and how are you using it?
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: AWK on March 09, 2010, 01:47:26 PM
Oh, I'm still taking classes.  This might blow your mind but some people continue their education even after they've already received a degree and are using it.  I hope you were sitting down when I said that as I'm sure that thought is foreign to you.

Out of curiosity, since my degree seems to make you defensive.  What degree do you have and how are you using it?
I got a cooking degree at Virginia College, what of it?
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Saniflush on March 09, 2010, 01:56:20 PM
Oh, I'm still taking classes.  This might blow your mind but some people continue their education even after they've already received a degree and are using it.  I hope you were sitting down when I said that as I'm sure that thought is foreign to you.

Out of curiosity, since my degree seems to make you defensive.  What degree do you have and how are you using it?

I was gonna go to DeVry but couldn't get in.  Went to J.P.Tech instead. 
Southern bypass and 231.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: The Prowler on March 09, 2010, 02:13:27 PM
Oh, I'm still taking classes.  This might blow your mind but some people continue their education even after they've already received a degree and are using it.  I hope you were sitting down when I said that as I'm sure that thought is foreign to you.
Does taking Sexual Her-Assment classes count?
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Birmingham on March 09, 2010, 02:43:24 PM
Does taking Sexual Her-Assment classes count?

I hope, if not than I'll have to edit my prior post.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: wreckingball on March 09, 2010, 02:47:14 PM
I was gonna go to DeVry but couldn't get in.  Went to J.P.Tech instead. 
Southern bypass and 231.

You couldn't get into Trenholm Tech?
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 09, 2010, 03:19:17 PM
I've been thinking of going back to the Cordon Bleu school for a while now.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Saniflush on March 09, 2010, 03:33:46 PM
You couldn't get into Trenholm Tech?

hells no. and this was as close as they would let me get to Phoenix college.

Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: 280TIGER on March 09, 2010, 04:47:31 PM
Oh, I'm still taking classes.  This might blow your mind but some people continue their education even after they've already received a degree and are using it.  I hope you were sitting down when I said that as I'm sure that thought is foreign to you.

Out of curiosity, since my degree seems to make you defensive.  What degree do you have and how are you using it?

Marketing.... Med/Specialty Pharma Sales.  Your degree must be in Mixology, you know, Crown and Airheads... :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Token on March 09, 2010, 05:56:43 PM
Yes.  College education smack.  I live for the off-season.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: AWK on March 09, 2010, 05:59:56 PM
Yes.  College education smack.  I live for the off-season.
MY SCHOOLZ > YOURE SCHOOLZ
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Birmingham on March 09, 2010, 06:56:06 PM
Yes.  College education smack.  I live for the off-season.

I agree.  I wonder if he's gonna want to compare our tax filings next.  I hope not, sounds like he makes a lot more money than me.  It also sounds like he's not content with his job but that's a different story.

btw, 280, that you didn't pick up on the sarcasm in the Crown thread makes me question your people skills.  Guess it's a good thing you're not in sales or anything.  Wait, what?
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: The Prowler on March 09, 2010, 07:52:09 PM
I agree.  I wonder if he's gonna want to compare our tax filings next.  I hope not, sounds like he makes a lot more money than me.  It also sounds like he's not content with his job but that's a different story.

btw, 280, that you didn't pick up on the sarcasm in the Crown thread makes me question your people skills.  Guess it's a good thing you're not in sales or anything.  Wait, what?
You're confusing him with kaos.  Watch out, you'll get to see all of the jobs that kaos sucked at.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: 280TIGER on March 09, 2010, 11:29:35 PM
I agree.  I wonder if he's gonna want to compare our tax filings next.  I hope not, sounds like he makes a lot more money than me.  It also sounds like he's not content with his job but that's a different story.

btw, 280, that you didn't pick up on the sarcasm in the Crown thread makes me question your people skills.  Guess it's a good thing you're not in sales or anything.  Wait, what?

I got sales on lock down you fucking pussy.  Ask your wife about my people skills.  She knows I rock the man in the boat, bitch....  That's why your oldest looks nothing like you.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Birmingham on March 10, 2010, 03:14:58 AM
I got sales on lock down you phuking pussy.  Ask your wife about my people skills.  She knows I rock the man in the boat, bitch....  That's why your oldest looks nothing like you.

280, I love what I do.  There's literally nothing in the world I'd rather do than work in my field and because of that I have no idea what it would be like to be as concerned as you are about other people's job. 

As it is, I can't think of two things I'd want to have less to do with right now than sales and the pharmaceutical industry.  There's a lot of pharmaceutical reps looking for jobs right now, let alone doing as spectacular as you have suggested you're doing.  At the end of the day we just have to take you at your word, convenient for you since because of that nobody will question your self-proclaimed (and almost certainly exaggerated) successes in your field.  I would imagine it's a stressful time for you in your industry right now.

I'm gonna guess you disagree with me and would like to counter the accusation that you indeed may not have sales on "lock down".  This of course while boasting of how rich you are and banging other men's wife?  Some people may question some of the things you've said.  I of course won't speak about your credibility.  Especially when you've shown none.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: 280TIGER on March 10, 2010, 04:55:24 PM
280, I love what I do.  There's literally nothing in the world I'd rather do than work in my field and because of that I have no idea what it would be like to be as concerned as you are about other people's job. 

As it is, I can't think of two things I'd want to have less to do with right now than sales and the pharmaceutical industry.  There's a lot of pharmaceutical reps looking for jobs right now, let alone doing as spectacular as you have suggested you're doing.  At the end of the day we just have to take you at your word, convenient for you since because of that nobody will question your self-proclaimed (and almost certainly exaggerated) successes in your field.  I would imagine it's a stressful time for you in your industry right now.

I'm gonna guess you disagree with me and would like to counter the accusation that you indeed may not have sales on "lock down".  This of course while boasting of how rich you are and banging other men's wife?  Some people may question some of the things you've said.  I of course won't speak about your credibility.  Especially when you've shown none.

The reps that are looking for jobs, for the most part, are the ones that worked for companies that had three or four reps that overlapped calling on the same pool of doctors.  That coupled with the fact they had weak product pipelines and lost patents on what were previous "blockbuster" products.  There are good jobs in the industry where situations like this didn't/do not exist.  It also helps not to job hop and build up equity with stock options and long term buyout incentives.  That way if you do get bought out, you walk with a check for $60 to $100k, which gives you 6 to 12 months to be picky about your next employer.  So no, I have no stress about my industry.

For the record, I never mentioned how much money I make.  You asked what my degree was and what I was doing with it.  I told you.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Birmingham on March 10, 2010, 05:44:32 PM
The reps that are looking for jobs, for the most part, are the ones that worked for companies that had three or four reps that overlapped calling on the same pool of doctors.  That coupled with the fact they had weak product pipelines and lost patents on what were previous "blockbuster" products.  There are good jobs in the industry where situations like this didn't/do not exist.  It also helps not to job hop and build up equity with stock options and long term buyout incentives.  That way if you do get bought out, you walk with a check for $60 to $100k, which gives you 6 to 12 months to be picky about your next employer.  So no, I have no stress about my industry.

For the record, I never mentioned how much money I make.  You asked what my degree was and what I was doing with it.  I told you.

Sounds like you really have everything together.  No worries at all from your end it appears.  Despite the forecast of your industry it appears you are the seldom exception that is enjoying the utopia that is being a salesman.  Certainly not an easy task and your successes are due to your hard work, I'm sure.  I do wonder why someone who appears to have it all figured out lets himself get on a message board and boast of having sex with other people's wife.  That does make me wonder.  I would assume most people that enjoy your certain wealth would find that as something not worth their time or productivity.  

Why do you think it is that you haven't found a wife yet?  
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: 280TIGER on March 10, 2010, 06:40:40 PM
Sounds like you really have everything together.  No worries at all from your end it appears.  Despite the forecast of your industry it appears you are the seldom exception that is enjoying the utopia that is being a salesman.  Certainly not an easy task and your successes are due to your hard work, I'm sure.  I do wonder why someone who appears to have it all figured out lets himself get on a message board and boast of having sex with other people's wife.  That does make me wonder.  I would assume most people that enjoy your certain wealth would find that as something not worth their time or productivity.  

Why do you think it is that you haven't found a wife yet?  

Despite the forcast of my industry?  You must have failed to understand my previous post.  People are always going to get sick, sick people are always going to need medicine.  Companies with good product pipelines or capital to purchase the products to meet the demand will continue to do well.  Pick up a copy of Kiplinger's or a similar magazine of your choice and see what sector most "experts" consider undervalued stocks to reside in.  Answer, quality pharma and biotech companies.  The recent economic downturn hit every industry.  That is why even if your retirement portfolio was well deversified you still very likely lost a good percentage of your money.  So, to claim the pharma industry is doomed because you know someone who knows someone that got laid off is equally as stupid as all of your other post on this board.

So, please stick to posting on topics that you might have a small amount of knowledge about.  If you can find any.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Birmingham on March 10, 2010, 07:48:31 PM
Despite the forcast of my industry?  You must have failed to understand my previous post.  People are always going to get sick, sick people are always going to need medicine.  Companies with good product pipelines or capital to purchase the products to meet the demand will continue to do well.  Pick up a copy of Kiplinger's or a similar magazine of your choice and see what sector most "experts" consider undervalued stocks to reside in.  Answer, quality pharma and biotech companies.  The recent economic downturn hit every industry.  That is why even if your retirement portfolio was well deversified you still very likely lost a good percentage of your money.  So, to claim the pharma industry is doomed because you know someone who knows someone that got laid off is equally as stupid as all of your other post on this board.

So, please stick to posting on topics that you might have a small amount of knowledge about.  If you can find any.

Is this what you tell doctors while trying to explain why your product is a necessity?  Do you ask them to read Kiplinger?  I'm sure this is a slamdunk speech for you, I have no idea why it sounds so ineffective over the internet.  Probably just the person reading it, right?  After all, you for sure know what you're talking about right now.

You forgot to give your opinion on why you think you haven't found a wife yet?  Surely you can sell a woman on the idea that being with you is worth while.  Maybe they should read Kiplinger.

Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: 280TIGER on March 10, 2010, 08:05:12 PM
Is this what you tell doctors while trying to explain why your product is a necessity?  Do you ask them to read Kiplinger?  I'm sure this is a slamdunk speech for you, I have no idea why it sounds so ineffective over the internet.  Probably just the person reading it, right?  After all, you for sure know what you're talking about right now.

You forgot to give your opinion on why you think you haven't found a wife yet?  Surely you can sell a woman on the idea that being with you is worth while.  Maybe they should read Kiplinger.



First, you are not a physician.  So therefore I would not talk to you like one.  I don't explain to a physician why buying into the pharma sector is good or bad.  Therefore, no need to reference any finance publications.  When I speak to physicians, it is on the clinical benefits of the products that I represent and the improved quality of life for the patients that use them.

So, we are talking about two different things.  1) How I address physicians.  2)  How I address a dumb fuck on the internet that doesn't know what he is talking about. Maybe if you read something other than Bammer Online, such as Kiplinger's, Forbes, you name it, you could carry on an educated conversation and not come off looking like a typical dirt road bammer alumnus.

And as far as why I discuss your wife, that bitch is like the neighborhood bicycle.  Everybody takes a turn riding. 
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Birmingham on March 10, 2010, 08:32:26 PM
First, you are not a physician.  So therefore I would not talk to you like one.  I don't explain to a physician why buying into the pharma sector is good or bad.  Therefore, no need to reference any finance publications.  When I speak to physicians, it is on the clinical benefits of the products that I represent and the improved quality of life for the patients that use them.

So, we are talking about two different things.  1) How I address physicians.  2)  How I address a dumb phuk on the internet that doesn't know what he is talking about. Maybe if you read something other than Bammer Online, such as Kiplinger's, Forbes, you name it, you could carry on an educated conversation and not come off looking like a typical dirt road bammer alumnus.

And as far as why I discuss your wife, that bitch is like the neighborhood bicycle.  Everybody takes a turn riding.  

So it's confirmed then, still no wife.  Certainly seems to piss you off, unless of course you would rather not have female relationships.  Maybe both, I don't know.  Either way I don't see any way around you being a fag.  

It's okay if you're a gay.  Let that be the answer to your questions, let it be the you you've always known.  You're a good gay.  You're a gay that matters.  It's okay, gay.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: 280TIGER on March 10, 2010, 08:49:24 PM
So it's confirmed then, still no wife.  Certainly seems to piss you off, unless of course you would rather not have female relationships.  Maybe both, I don't know.  Either way I don't see any way around you being a fag.  

It's okay if you're a gay.  Let that be the answer to your questions, let it be the you you've always known.  You're a good gay.  You're a gay that matters.  It's okay, gay.

Nope, I just know better than to give personal details out over the internet.  Now I see why you don't carry on conversations with professionals.  Stay uneducated, that just leaves the good jobs for the rest of us.  You've always got bammer football to fall back on as your success in life.   :taunt:
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Birmingham on March 10, 2010, 08:57:59 PM
Listen, man, it is perfectly alright.  We live in a different society than we did 30 years ago.  If we knew then what we knew now your dad would still like you.  You should be happy about this.  You're really taking this in a way that isn't productive, I'm starting to wonder if coming out on an internet message board was a good idea for you.  What do you think?  Was coming out on an internet message board a good idea?
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Birmingham on March 10, 2010, 09:21:08 PM
Look, we're getting off topic.  What can we take from this thread?  I'll continue enjoying what I do while not being concerned about what others don't do, and you're now gay.  

As far as I'm concerned I think this thread has been an awesome tool for you, no pun intended.  You don't have to act like you want to have sex with woman while on the internet anymore and also you're still very alone in real life.  

Wait... that doesn't actually sound so good after all.  That seems to leave you with a heavy load on your shoulders, probably your face if you're lucky.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: AWK on March 11, 2010, 02:54:22 AM
Look, we're getting off topic.  What can we take from this thread?  I'll continue enjoying what I do while not being concerned about what others don't do, and you're now gay.  

As far as I'm concerned I think this thread has been an awesome tool for you, no pun intended.  You don't have to act like you want to have sex with woman while on the internet anymore and also you're still very alone in real life.  

Wait... that doesn't actually sound so good after all.  That seems to leave you with a heavy load on your shoulders, probably your face if you're lucky.
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I'm not saying Birmingham, I'm just saying.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 11, 2010, 11:15:41 AM
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I'm not saying Birmingham, I'm just saying.

Well said.
Title: Re: Mr. Saban Goes To Washington
Post by: Birmingham on March 11, 2010, 11:32:23 AM
AWK, can't you just be happy for 280?  You bigot.