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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Birmingham on March 04, 2010, 06:58:51 PM

Title: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: Birmingham on March 04, 2010, 06:58:51 PM
I poured my first glass last night.  I dropped in a couple of jolly ranchers and a cherry flavored airhead.  Holy poop this stuff is as good as billed.

Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: chinook on March 04, 2010, 07:17:46 PM
I poured my first glass last night.  I came across a couple of ranchers and gave them head.  Holy poop this stuff is as good as billed.



thanks for the update.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: Jumbo on March 04, 2010, 07:44:20 PM
It's great to mix it with an ice cold Zima.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 04, 2010, 07:53:46 PM
I poured my first glass last night.  I dropped in a couple of jolly ranchers and a cherry flavored airhead.  Holy poop this stuff is as good as billed.



You could just have your boyfriend pour it directly into your poop shoot for you.  :fu:
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: RWS on March 04, 2010, 08:03:11 PM
I dropped in a couple of jolly ranchers and a cherry flavored airhead.  
As a Crown lover myself, this makes me sad.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: Birmingham on March 04, 2010, 08:08:41 PM
As a Crown lover myself, this makes me sad.

As a lover of attending Alabama football games, you make me sad.





(sorry, bro, had to)
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: The Prowler on March 04, 2010, 09:18:19 PM
As a Crown lover myself, this makes me sad.

As a lover of attending Alabama football games, you make me sad.

(sorry, bro, had to)

(http://nsaney.com/pics/cripple_fight.jpg)
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: Birmingham on March 04, 2010, 09:48:31 PM
(http://nsaney.com/pics/cripple_fight.jpg)

lmao!  I meant nothing by it.  Just giving him a hard time.  If he'd pick a game next season I'd do my best to end this joke once and for all. 
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: Jumbo on March 04, 2010, 09:57:31 PM
As a lover of attending Alabama football games, you make me sad.





(sorry, bro, had to)
Damn, where is the love?
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: wesfau2 on March 04, 2010, 11:20:20 PM
(http://nsaney.com/pics/cripple_fight.jpg)

I laughed.

I'm not ashamed.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 04, 2010, 11:28:27 PM
Quote
Aspiration pneumonia is caused by breathing foreign materials (usually food, liquids, vomit, or fluids from the mouth) into the lungs. This may lead to:

•A collection of pus in the lungs (lung abscess)
•An inflammatory reaction
•A lung infection (pneumonia)

Aspiration of foreign material into the lungs can be caused by:

•Anesthesia
•Coma
•Decreased or absent gag reflex in people who are not alert (unconscious or semi-conscious)
•Dental problems
•Disorders that affect normal swallowing
•Disorders of the esophagus (esophageal stricture, gastroesophageal reflux)
•Excessive alcohol use
•Medications that affect alertness
•Old age
•Sedatives

Why not try to finish the bottle at one sitting?  Just be sure not to, you know, get choked and gag and inhale or anything.  I am sure RWS has you trained better than that by now, but hey, here's hoping!!!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: boartitz on March 04, 2010, 11:56:48 PM
Why not try to finish the bottle at one sitting?  Just be sure not to, you know, get choked and gag and inhale or anything.  I am sure RWS has you trained better than that by now, but hey, here's hoping!!!
I'll play some Jimi at the funereal.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: jesus on March 05, 2010, 01:09:16 AM
I open this thinking JIP has out done his performance at the USC-East Treefort tailgate, only to find someone enjoying a pussy-fied version of Sizzurp. 

Oh, WhatCouldHaveBeen!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: CCTAU on March 05, 2010, 09:16:25 AM
Hmmmm. Hazelnut.....
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: AUTiger1 on March 05, 2010, 09:36:02 AM
I dropped in a couple of jolly ranchers and a cherry flavored airhead.

  :sad:

Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: wesfau2 on March 05, 2010, 10:43:59 AM
I open this thinking JIP has out done his performance at the USC-East Treefort tailgate, only to find someone enjoying a pussy-fied version of Sizzurp. 

Oh, WhatCouldHaveBeen!

Cryptic.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: No Huddle on March 05, 2010, 11:44:49 AM
I poured my first glass last night.  I dropped in a couple of jolly ranchers and a cherry flavored airhead.  Holy poop this stuff is as good as billed.



The guy in your avatar would kick your ass for that. It is great with ice. Some even add a splash of water but never ever under any circumstances add jolly ranchers and a mother freakin' airhead  :doh:

Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: jadennis on March 05, 2010, 12:17:52 PM
B'Ham, I say add whatever the hell you want.  If you like it a little better that way, then do it.  It's not like you removed the alcohol or something.

Oh, and Godfather....should this thread be moved over to the Man Up - Repealing "Don't Ask Don't Tell " thread?
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: chinook on March 05, 2010, 03:33:41 PM
B'Ham, I say add whatever the hell you want.  If you like it a little better that way, then do it.  It's not like you removed the alcohol or something.

Oh, and Godfather....should this thread be moved over to the Man Up - Repealing "Don't Ask Don't Tell " thread?

i hear the godfodder has a limp e-penis...so no.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: Birmingham on March 05, 2010, 09:58:56 PM
Changing the recipe a little.  I put 5 airheads in it this time.  Damn that's good.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: Lurking Tiger on March 05, 2010, 10:41:59 PM
Changing the recipe a little.  I put 5 airheads in it this time.  Damn that's good.

Sounds like something you would learn from a stranger who drove a van through your neighborhood.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: boartitz on March 07, 2010, 03:18:00 PM
The guy in your avatar would kick your ass for that. It is great with ice. Some even add a splash of water but never ever under any circumstances add jolly ranchers and a mother freakin' airhead  :doh:


The man in his avatar wouldn't care what he did with Canadian whisky. He was a bourbon man best I remember.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: Birmingham on March 07, 2010, 08:31:41 PM
Alright, the remainder of the bottle I'm just using as a pickling solution for a jar full of "bright crawlers" sour gummy worms.  In 3-4 months these things should be awesome.

Title: Re: Battle for the Crown... Damn this stuff's good
Post by: No Huddle on March 07, 2010, 10:44:31 PM
The man in his avatar wouldn't care what he did with Canadian whisky. He was a bourbon man best I remember.

He was a bourbon man but he would still kick his ass for doing that crap.