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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Godfather on March 04, 2010, 11:09:22 AM
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Our resident fuckhead bammer Token!
Happy Birthday Jason I made you this cake and then ate it
:bday:
Now off to Jumbo for your birthday fisting!
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Welcome to the real world, jack ass!
Oh, and...happy birthday!
...to the ground.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOqg6cBRTZ8# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOqg6cBRTZ8#)
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Happy Birthday. Is this the year your other ball finally drops?
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Happy Birthdayz!!
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(http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii110/purs3llt/hasselhoff_birthday.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzXO_5e8oO0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzXO_5e8oO0#)
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Happy Birthday Toke!
Whichever one applies....
(http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii143/sean_sean2008/happy-birthday.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wmDYOTxAR7g/SrI0iF1H6YI/AAAAAAAAA9I/tv9N03FH6Uk/s320/HappyBirthdayMan_sm.jpg)
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01522/dolly_1522624c.jpg)
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Happy birthday fucker.
I got you 3 pre-paid lap dances from Sassy Cassie at Sensations in Trussville. Enjoy!
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/c343cf20.jpg)
She's there for the rest of the week and yes she is a midget.
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Happy birthday fucker.
I got you 3 pre-paid lap dances from Sassy Cassie at Sensations in Trussville. Enjoy!
She's there for the rest of the week and yes she is a midget.
You serious, Clark?
Yall know where to find me for the rest of the week then.
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You serious, Clark?
Yall know where to find me for the rest of the week then.
Damn skrait! I don't know if Friday is her last night or Saturday, but seeing a stripper midget is definitely a check in the box on the "things to do before I die" list.
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Happy birthday fucker.
I got you 3 pre-paid lap dances from Sassy Cassie at Sensations in Trussville. Enjoy!
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/c343cf20.jpg)
She's there for the rest of the week and yes she is a midget.
Two weeks ago we ventured in there and were graced with a damsel totin' 27 lb tatas and I have the pics to prove it.
Other than that one experience, that place is full of women that will turn you asexual.
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I've been there twice. The first time was just as you described. I swear, this one dancer had false teeth! Her upper came unglued right as she asked my buddy if he wanted a lap dance.
This stripping midget lured me back in. I was mesmerized. The other chicks looked better than the first venture into the place. Not Sammy's quality, but not meth heads either.
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Aaaaaaand another thread veers off course, hits a wall and explodes.
Happy birthday to our resident jackbooted fascist thug, the donut munching porcine arm of Da Man, and violator of the civil rights of thousands of innocent citizens who were just sitting there minding their own business.
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Nothing says birthday like a token fisting.
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Good to see you've knocked out another b'day! :bc:
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Aaaaaaand another thread veers off course, hits a wall and explodes.
It's that voodoo that we do so well.
the donut mpunching porcin arm of Da Man
FTFY
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Happy Happy Birthday Token!!!!!
And because you are a tolerable bammer, I hope your sister takes her teeth out and shows you a really good time tonight.
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It's that voodoo that we do so well.FTFY
Oh Lilly,Lilly.
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Happy birthday fucker.
I got you 3 pre-paid lap dances from Sassy Cassie at Sensations in Trussville. Enjoy!
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/c343cf20.jpg)
She's there for the rest of the week and yes she is a midget.
Chad just... jizzed in his pants
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Chad just... jizzed in his pants
Punt Bama Punt.
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Damn. On my birthday, I got....
Embarrassed in court.
My ass worked off.
Worked for 2 hours without pay.
Moderated on a website that has virtually no fucking rules.
Called a civil rights violator.
A private message.
A thread wishing my happy birthday.
Special thanks to....
An unnamed Judge.
An unnamed Sergeant.
A Taser X26 instructor.
wesfau
Wench
Pell City Tiger
Tigers X.
Seriously though, thanks everyone.
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Damn. On my birthday, I got....
Called a civil rights violator.
All that creative name calling and the only thing you latch onto is "civil rights violator"? You must have tased yourself.
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You must have tased yourself.
I only tase minorities.
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I only tase minorities.
Is that what you call it? Funny, I didn't feel a thing....but I did appreciate you waking me up when it was over.
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I only tase minorities.
That's fine. Just leave the monkeys out of it. Those furry little banana eating bastards did no wrong.
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I skip one b'day thread and there ends up being a midget stripper in it. This week sucks.
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I skip one b'day thread and there ends up being a midget stripper in it. This week sucks.
Yes it does.
Happy Birthday Token......a day late and all.
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That's fine. Just leave the monkeys out of it. Those furry little banana eating bastards did no wrong.
Nothing makes me smile like seeing a bunch of caged monkeys. I would never bring harm upon a single one of them.
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Damn skrait! I don't know if Friday is her last night or Saturday, but seeing a stripper midget is definitely a check in the box on the "things to do before I die" list.
Check!
Taylor and I witnessed the wonder that is Sassy Cassie last night.
As many of you know, we have a little person in our circle of friends. But this chick was tiny! She's got whatever Verne Troyer has.
Quite a weird experience, so in my book that = awesome.
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I talked to the Dj at Sensations last night, Jenna Haze is dancing at Sensations in April!
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I talked to the Dj at Sensations last night, Jenna Haze is dancing at Sensations in April!
Yeah, there were flyers for that "event" all over the place.
Pretty cool that they get "national talents" in there weekly. I like the concept.
:tits: :boobies:
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Yeah, there were flyers for that "event" all over the place.
Pretty cool that they get "national talents" in there weekly. I like the concept.
:tits: :boobies:
That's what I was thinking, that Dj is a douche by the way. I was talking to the Gm from Sammies and he can up gloating and showing off the flyer.