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Title: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on March 04, 2010, 11:09:22 AM
Our resident fuckhead bammer Token!

Happy Birthday Jason I made you this cake and then ate it
:bday:

Now off to Jumbo for your birthday fisting!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Vandy Vol on March 04, 2010, 11:13:40 AM
Welcome to the real world, jack ass!

Oh, and...happy birthday!

...to the ground.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOqg6cBRTZ8# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOqg6cBRTZ8#)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 04, 2010, 11:24:48 AM
Happy Birthday.  Is this the year your other ball finally drops?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AWK on March 04, 2010, 11:42:53 AM
Happy Birthdayz!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Ogre on March 04, 2010, 11:50:39 AM
(http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii110/purs3llt/hasselhoff_birthday.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: CCTAU on March 04, 2010, 12:04:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzXO_5e8oO0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzXO_5e8oO0#)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: jadennis on March 04, 2010, 12:33:51 PM
Happy Birthday Toke!

Whichever one applies....

(http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii143/sean_sean2008/happy-birthday.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wmDYOTxAR7g/SrI0iF1H6YI/AAAAAAAAA9I/tv9N03FH6Uk/s320/HappyBirthdayMan_sm.jpg)

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01522/dolly_1522624c.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 04, 2010, 04:28:57 PM
Happy birthday fucker.

I got you 3 pre-paid lap dances from Sassy Cassie at Sensations in Trussville. Enjoy!

(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/c343cf20.jpg)

She's there for the rest of the week and yes she is a midget.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 04, 2010, 04:38:59 PM
Happy birthday fucker.

I got you 3 pre-paid lap dances from Sassy Cassie at Sensations in Trussville. Enjoy!
She's there for the rest of the week and yes she is a midget.

You serious, Clark?
Yall know where to find me for the rest of the week then.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 04, 2010, 05:11:57 PM
You serious, Clark?
Yall know where to find me for the rest of the week then.
Damn skrait! I don't know if Friday is her last night or Saturday, but seeing a stripper midget is definitely a check in the box on the "things to do before I die" list.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Catphish Tilly on March 04, 2010, 05:37:51 PM
Happy birthday fucker.

I got you 3 pre-paid lap dances from Sassy Cassie at Sensations in Trussville. Enjoy!

(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/c343cf20.jpg)

She's there for the rest of the week and yes she is a midget.

Two weeks ago we ventured in there and were graced with a damsel totin' 27 lb tatas and I have the pics to prove it. 

Other than that one experience, that place is full of women that will turn you asexual.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 04, 2010, 06:17:09 PM
I've been there twice. The first time was just as you described. I swear, this one dancer had false teeth! Her upper came unglued right as she asked my buddy if he wanted a lap dance.

This stripping midget lured me back in. I was mesmerized. The other chicks looked better than the first venture into the place. Not Sammy's quality, but not meth heads either.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 04, 2010, 07:16:33 PM
Aaaaaaand another thread veers off course, hits a wall and explodes.

Happy birthday to our resident jackbooted fascist thug, the donut munching porcine arm of Da Man, and violator of the civil rights of thousands of innocent citizens who were just sitting there minding their own business.  
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Jumbo on March 04, 2010, 07:47:22 PM
Nothing says birthday like a token fisting.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on March 04, 2010, 08:00:06 PM
Good to see you've knocked out another b'day!   :bc:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 04, 2010, 08:08:19 PM
Aaaaaaand another thread veers off course, hits a wall and explodes.
It's that voodoo that we do so well.
the donut mpunching porcin arm of Da Man
FTFY
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AUsweetheart on March 04, 2010, 08:42:47 PM
Happy Happy Birthday Token!!!!!

And because you are a tolerable bammer, I hope your sister takes her teeth out and shows you a really good time tonight.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Jumbo on March 04, 2010, 09:06:26 PM
It's that voodoo that we do so well.FTFY
Oh Lilly,Lilly.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on March 04, 2010, 09:53:47 PM
Happy birthday fucker.

I got you 3 pre-paid lap dances from Sassy Cassie at Sensations in Trussville. Enjoy!

(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/c343cf20.jpg)

She's there for the rest of the week and yes she is a midget.
Chad just... jizzed in his pants
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Jumbo on March 04, 2010, 09:58:56 PM
Chad just... jizzed in his pants
Punt Bama Punt.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Token on March 04, 2010, 11:29:21 PM
Damn.  On my birthday, I got....

Embarrassed in court.
My ass worked off.
Worked for 2 hours without pay.
Moderated on a website that has virtually no fucking rules.
Called a civil rights violator.
A private message.
A thread wishing my happy birthday.

Special thanks to....

An unnamed Judge.
An unnamed Sergeant.
A Taser X26 instructor.
wesfau
Wench
Pell City Tiger
Tigers X.

Seriously though, thanks everyone.  
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 04, 2010, 11:43:47 PM
Damn.  On my birthday, I got....

Called a civil rights violator.

All that creative name calling and the only thing you latch onto is "civil rights violator"?  You must have tased yourself.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Token on March 04, 2010, 11:49:30 PM
You must have tased yourself.

I only tase minorities. 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AUsweetheart on March 05, 2010, 01:11:05 AM
I only tase minorities.  

Is that what you call it? Funny, I didn't feel a thing....but I did appreciate you waking me up when it was over.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 05, 2010, 07:16:45 AM
I only tase minorities. 
That's fine. Just leave the monkeys out of it. Those furry little banana eating bastards did no wrong.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Saniflush on March 05, 2010, 07:19:47 AM
I skip one b'day thread and there ends up being a midget stripper in it.  This week sucks.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AUTiger1 on March 05, 2010, 09:41:24 AM
I skip one b'day thread and there ends up being a midget stripper in it.  This week sucks.

Yes it does. 


Happy Birthday Token......a day late and all.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Token on March 05, 2010, 11:15:41 AM
That's fine. Just leave the monkeys out of it. Those furry little banana eating bastards did no wrong.

Nothing makes me smile like seeing a bunch of caged monkeys.  I would never bring harm upon a single one of them. 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AUChizad on March 07, 2010, 12:09:59 PM
Damn skrait! I don't know if Friday is her last night or Saturday, but seeing a stripper midget is definitely a check in the box on the "things to do before I die" list.
Check!

Taylor and I witnessed the wonder that is Sassy Cassie last night.

As many of you know, we have a little person in our circle of friends. But this chick was tiny! She's got whatever Verne Troyer has.

Quite a weird experience, so in my book that = awesome.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Jumbo on March 07, 2010, 03:02:58 PM
I talked to the Dj at Sensations last night, Jenna Haze is dancing at Sensations in April!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AUChizad on March 07, 2010, 05:23:17 PM
I talked to the Dj at Sensations last night, Jenna Haze is dancing at Sensations in April!
Yeah, there were flyers for that "event" all over the place.

Pretty cool that they get "national talents" in there weekly. I like the concept.

 :tits: :boobies:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Jumbo on March 07, 2010, 07:18:20 PM
Yeah, there were flyers for that "event" all over the place.

Pretty cool that they get "national talents" in there weekly. I like the concept.

 :tits: :boobies:
That's what I was thinking, that Dj is a douche by the way. I was talking to the Gm from Sammies and he can up gloating and showing off the flyer.