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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on February 22, 2010, 11:13:06 AM
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A man seeking to join a South Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed. The sergeant conducting the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must complete before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: "I want you to take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six terrorists, Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton, Nancy Pelosi, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"