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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Saniflush on February 18, 2010, 02:19:45 PM
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As told to me by someone who swears it's the truth.
My secretary's mother works at BLANK. The mother works with another lady there who has a retarded son. The son is an adult and apparently lives by himself in an apartment here in LR. A few days ago, the son called his mother, who was at work at BLANK, and said "Mama, Mama, I caught a leprechaun! Come see it!". Mom tells the son she's at work and she'll come see him later when she gets off work. So, the son called his sister later the same day and told her that he'd caught a leprechaun. Later that evening, sister and mom talk to each other on the phone and each mentions to the other the conversation with the son/brother and the leprechaun he caught. They decided they should probably check on him b/c he might have caught an animal or something that might hurt him. They visit him the next day and they are just sitting in his living room talking. By this time, the excitement of catching a leprechaun must have worn off b/c mom and sister have to ask him about it. Well, when they do, he gets excited again and says, "Come see, come see!". He takes them to the bedroom closet and opens the door and there is a fucking midget inside with St. Patrick's Day buttons on! Apparently, the little person was going door to door handing out flyers for some St. Patrick's Day sale and when he knocked on this guy's door, he was snatched up and put in the closet! By this time, the midget had been in the closet for about 20 hours. Police were called, of course, and a report taken, but the midget didn't press charges.
I didn't ask if he tried to play horseshoes with him or not.
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As told to me by someone who swears it's the truth.
I didn't ask if he tried to play horseshoes with him or not.
This is some funny shit. I wonder if he went all retard strong when he grabbed him?
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This is some funny shit. I wonder if he went all retard strong when he grabbed him?
How strong must one go when subduing a midget?
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How strong must one go when subduing a midget?
Depends, leprechauns have those magical powers.
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Was this him?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CMskZR0BQJE/RoQLRlIv_EI/AAAAAAAAAU0/Wp-2xWpNxf4/s400/lep.jpg)
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How strong must one go when subduing a midget?
Let's ask Wes.
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Let's ask Wes.
That's uncalled for. Wes can't help it.
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How strong must one go when subduing a midget?
If he's the size of this little fucker, you'd best bring something stronger than a case of Down's syndrome. It'd take a case of full blown retard to get him into the closet.
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/photo-5.jpg)
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Let's ask Wes.
With proper tranquilizing, Brad can be brought down with little to no effort.
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With proper tranquilizing, Brad can be brought down with little to no effort.
Yeah but he tends to get retard strong while intoxicated.
p.s. you never disappoint.
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With proper tranquilizing, Brad can be brought down with little to no effort.
VandyVol? Or the ginger?
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With proper tranquilizing, Brad can be brought down with little to no effort.
If you just pull out your penis and whisper sweet nothings to me, I go down on my own.
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If you just pull out your penis and whisper sweet nothings to me, I go down on my own.
It's like knowing the combination to a lock.
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VandyVol? Or the ginger?
Soulless, daywalking, oompa loompa.
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Soulless, daywalking, oompa loompa.
I heard he is going to New Orleans. :bowl:
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Was this him?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CMskZR0BQJE/RoQLRlIv_EI/AAAAAAAAAU0/Wp-2xWpNxf4/s400/lep.jpg)
This is clearly a forgery. No self respecting leprechaun sketcher would use a piece of yellow legal paper to draw such an important drurring. True leprechaun artists only use the best: Kindergarten paper.
(http://www.drink101.com/wherethegoldat/leprechaun.jpg)
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Was this him?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CMskZR0BQJE/RoQLRlIv_EI/AAAAAAAAAU0/Wp-2xWpNxf4/s400/lep.jpg)
That never gets old.
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Obviously, if it was me, you would've read about a flying karate kick that would've busted the closet door down. I would've then hunted down the child's entire family and eliminated them all with throwing stars.