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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on February 18, 2010, 11:25:12 AM

Title: Obama Joke
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 18, 2010, 11:25:12 AM
The Dept of Defense briefed the President this morning.  They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.  To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face.  Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.  Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?' 

This question is not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.
Title: Re: Obama Joke
Post by: AUChizad on February 18, 2010, 11:29:43 AM
The Dept of Defense briefed the President this morning.  They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.  To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face.  Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.  Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?' 

This question is not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.
Joke was funnier when it was originally a Bush joke.
Title: Re: Obama Joke
Post by: GH2001 on February 18, 2010, 11:34:22 AM
Joke was funnier when it was originally a Bush joke.

Seeing as how Obama is the 1st President in history to run a TRILLION dollar deficit, I think it fits perfectly just how TW posted it.

Without that last line - it would have been funnier about Bush.
Title: Re: Obama Joke
Post by: AUChizad on February 18, 2010, 11:37:22 AM
Seeing as how Obama is the 1st President in history to run a TRILLION dollar deficit, I think it fits perfectly just how TW posted it.

Without that last line - it would have been funnier about Bush.
The last line was added.
Title: Re: Obama Joke
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 18, 2010, 11:46:01 AM
Seeing as how Obama is the 1st President in history to run a TRILLION dollar deficit, I think it fits perfectly just how TW posted it.
This is why I posted it.  Considering the current run-amuck rate of spending, this is appropriate.  He makes Bush look like a piker when it comes to out of control spending.
Title: Re: Obama Joke
Post by: Tarheel on February 18, 2010, 02:08:05 PM
This is why I posted it.  Considering the current run-amuck rate of spending, this is appropriate.  He makes Bush look like a piker when it comes to out of control spending.


Tiger Wench, do I need to remind you that all of this spending is to "fix" the mess that Bush left?  That's the talking point that I hear from my Democrat colleagues on a daily basis at lunch.  How it takes "Trillions" to "fix" the "Billions" of deficit spending is only something a Keynesian* Economics Professor would understand.

(*That's John Maynard Keynes by the way, not Kenyan.)
Title: Re: Obama Joke
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 18, 2010, 06:42:02 PM
Tiger Wench, do I need to remind you that all of this spending is to "fix" the mess that Bush left?  That's the talking point that I hear from my Democrat colleagues on a daily basis at lunch.  How it takes "Trillions" to "fix" the "Billions" of deficit spending is only something a Keynesian* Economics Professor would understand.

(*That's John Maynard Keynes by the way, not Kenyan.)

You can plumb all your life and never be a plumber, but you suck one dick...
Title: Re: Obama Joke
Post by: Token on February 18, 2010, 06:51:57 PM
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Title: Re: Obama Joke
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 18, 2010, 07:06:08 PM
Tiger Wench, do I need to remind you that all of this spending is to "fix" the mess that Bush left?  That's the talking point that I hear from my Democrat colleagues on a daily basis at lunch.  How it takes "Trillions" to "fix" the "Billions" of deficit spending is only something a Keynesian* Economics Professor would understand.

(*That's John Maynard Keynes by the way, not Kenyan.)
Oh my.  I had forgotten the "It's Bush's fault." talking point.  I stand humbly chastened...

PS - I know who Keynes is.
Title: Re: Obama Joke
Post by: Kaos on February 18, 2010, 11:12:41 PM
Tiger Wench, do I need to remind you that all of this spending is to "fix" the mess that Bush left?  That's the talking point that I hear from my Democrat colleagues on a daily basis at lunch.  How it takes "Trillions" to "fix" the "Billions" of deficit spending is only something a Keynesian* Economics Professor would understand.

(*That's John Maynard Keynes by the way, not Kenyan.)

As Obama is a native Kenyan, either way fits. 
Title: Re: Obama Joke
Post by: Tarheel on February 19, 2010, 02:14:33 PM
Oh my.  I had forgotten the "It's Bush's fault." talking point.  I stand humbly chastened...

PS - I know who Keynes is.

I knew you did Tiger Wench; I just added that to annoy our Vanderbilt friend:

You can plumb all your life and never be a plumber, but you suck one tool...


As Obama is a native Kenyan, either way fits. 

Obviously you're just another one of those "Birthers"!
Title: Re: Obama Joke
Post by: CCTAU on February 19, 2010, 03:15:08 PM
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Title: Re: Obama Joke
Post by: Saniflush on February 19, 2010, 03:40:03 PM
I knew you did Tiger Wench; I just added that to annoy our Vanderbilt friend:

I thought he went to Devry
Title: Re: Obama Joke
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 19, 2010, 03:50:38 PM
I thought he went to Devry

University of Phoenix, actually.
Title: Re: Obama Joke
Post by: Saniflush on February 19, 2010, 03:56:15 PM
University of Phoenix, actually.

Suc it Trebek.
Title: Re: Obama Joke
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 19, 2010, 04:13:49 PM
Suc it Trebek.

I'll take ape tit for 400.
Title: Re: Obama Joke
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 19, 2010, 04:33:48 PM
Time for the final Jeopardy question!

Where are you right now?

It seems that you have answered "In doors."

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Alright...let's see what you've wagered...

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...wonderful.