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Title: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: AWK on February 15, 2010, 04:18:43 PM
Chopper, got engaged to get hitched this weekend.  Surprisingly, it was not to Kaos.   :wartim:

Congrat's buddy.   :bar:
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: wesfau2 on February 15, 2010, 04:20:18 PM
Another one bites the dust....

Adios, T, we hardly knew ye.




Congrats...I guess.
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: Token on February 15, 2010, 04:26:04 PM
I'm going to shy away from the highly offensive rant I normally save for people who get engagement rings for Valentine's day and offer a simple congratulation. 

So, congrats Chopper.   :wartim:
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 15, 2010, 04:35:16 PM
Appreciate it!  Been a good week!

Wedding date is set for April of next year.   :bar:
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 15, 2010, 04:40:11 PM
Congrats Chop.  Just please tell me it's not the 1st...?!?
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: Thrilla on February 15, 2010, 04:55:21 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about the new penis pump I bought for mys...


wait...



Congrats, T.  I'm not sure what you were thinking, but if you wish to join our ranks of slavery and servitude, then so be it.
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 15, 2010, 05:04:27 PM
14 months of freedom left.  And then the marriage ship sweeps in, takes you from your homeland and chains you to a wall.

Or something like that.

Congratulations!
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 15, 2010, 05:18:44 PM
Chop - here's some sage advice from someone who's been hitched for 21 years.....

RUN! RUN LIKE FUCKING HELL!
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 15, 2010, 06:16:10 PM
Chop - here's some sage advice from someone who's been hitched for 21 years.....

RUN! RUN LIKE FUCKING HELL!
I am SO gonna tell your lovelly wife that you said that...

Congrats, T.  I guess this is the nurse, not the one you brought to the tailgate two yrs ago?
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 15, 2010, 06:19:17 PM
I am SO gonna tell your lovelly wife that you said that.
You've got to get me to Houston first!
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 15, 2010, 10:06:57 PM
Congrats Chop! 
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: Ranger12 on February 15, 2010, 10:45:56 PM
Congrats! Use these next 14 months to see if she will try to change you.
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: wesfau2 on February 15, 2010, 11:46:07 PM
Congrats! Use these next 14 months to see if she will try to change you.

It's funny, cuz it's true.
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: Kaos on February 16, 2010, 12:06:48 AM
I'd advise him to stock up on sex, too, because after the first kid comes....  that's gonna be a fight.  For years.
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: CCTAU on February 16, 2010, 12:40:19 AM
I'm going to shy away from the highly offensive rant I normally save for people who get engagement rings for Valentine's day and offer a simple congratulation. 

So, congrats Chopper.   :wartim:

Yep. So if it all goes to shit now, you cannot get that ring back. It qualifies as a gift.

So if you'll just do what you are told and be a good boy, you won't have to worry about that. :poke:
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: AWK on February 16, 2010, 02:33:16 AM
Yep. So if it all goes to shit now, you cannot get that ring back. It qualifies as a gift.

So if you'll just do what you are told and be a good boy, you won't have to worry about that. :poke:
Screw the ring, it's your balls you need to worry about.
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: Saniflush on February 16, 2010, 06:48:27 AM
Congrats.   

Why must I always be the first to think of the upside?


(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/bachelor-party.jpg)
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: Jumbo on February 16, 2010, 09:39:34 AM
Damn, the last on to know? Congrats :thumsup:
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: Godfather on February 16, 2010, 09:48:31 AM
Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Chop. Way to work it through.

I better get an invite....












to the bachelor party.
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: Jumbo on February 16, 2010, 09:52:31 AM
Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Chop. Way to work it through.

I better get an invite....












to the bachelor party.
It takes a real man to give away an angel.
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: Thrilla on February 16, 2010, 01:42:13 PM
I'd advise him to stock up on sex, too, because after the first kid comes....  that's gonna be a fight.  For years.

I'm sobbing uncontrollably.
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: AWK on February 16, 2010, 02:11:15 PM
I'm sobbing uncontrollably.

 :haha:
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: chinook on February 16, 2010, 03:19:03 PM
I'm sobbing uncontrollably.

don't worry...i'm sure your skirt wife will be willing to give you another shot or two for another little one.  i'm speaking from experience. 

congrats...chopper.

at first, i thought this was an introduction to the birdwoman birdman.




Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: jadennis on February 16, 2010, 03:28:46 PM
Congratulations Chop...and don't take marriage advice from a bunch of guys with thousands of posts on a football message board....priorities are obviously not in order around here.   :poke:

Oh, and where's the wedding?  If it's anywhere near Atlanta or Auburn I have to recommend my wife as your photographer.  We're in San Antonio, but they (her and her business partner) travel (California, Mexico, etc).  She actually did the wedding for the starting center of the Arizona Cardinals....she's really, really good, and I'm not just saying that because she's my wife.

If you give me a reason to travel to Auburn or Atlanta I'll make sure you get a deal and pay no travel fees.


Pass this link to your fiance....she'll be picking the photographer anyway.

www.annemariephotography.com (http://www.annemariephotography.com)

Click on "weddings" and then "portfolio" or you can click on "blog" and see a bunch of random stuff from weddings, portraits, etc.
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: Saniflush on February 16, 2010, 03:44:34 PM
Where are the "REAL" pictures?
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: Jumbo on February 16, 2010, 03:58:11 PM
Where are the "REAL" pictures?
Of the Conception?
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: Thrilla on February 16, 2010, 04:01:36 PM
Of the Conception?

Honeymoon.
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 16, 2010, 06:49:56 PM
Thanks guys! (..and gals!)

To answer Wench... Yes, this is the nurse. 

I'll keep everyone posted.  Looks like the date has been set for April 2, 2010.   Probably going to be in Greenville, SC.  Not sure though.  I've basically left it to her, and told her to just make sure I know where to stand and recite my lines.

She's cool with a Bachelor party, and has only warned that if it turns out to be anything like "The Hangover" that she not see pictures in a movie for all to see.

Been a little hectic with that, and it only being week 2 with the new job.  It's going well though.

I'll be back posting like normal before too long.
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: AWK on February 17, 2010, 10:06:34 AM
Thanks guys! (..and gals!)

To answer Wench... Yes, this is the nurse. 

I'll keep everyone posted.  Looks like the date has been set for April 2, 2010.   Probably going to be in Greenville, SC.  Not sure though.  I've basically left it to her, and told her to just make sure I know where to stand and recite my lines.

She's cool with a Bachelor party, and has only warned that if it turns out to be anything like "The Hangover" that she not see pictures in a movie for all to see.

Been a little hectic with that, and it only being week 2 with the new job.  It's going well though.

I'll be back posting like normal before too long.

I hope you mean 2011.  If not, Hesus Christos.
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: AUChizad on February 17, 2010, 11:33:38 AM
Prayers sent.
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 17, 2010, 09:49:16 PM
I hope you mean 2011.  If not, Hesus Christos.

Ha...yes.  2011!!!!
Title: Re: Some Congratulations are in order
Post by: The Prowler on February 17, 2010, 10:10:26 PM
BTW....Jager Bombs will on tap, so get ready for "the night of your life" that you'll never remember forget.   :thumsup: