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Title: Outdoor Safety Moment
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 12, 2010, 04:30:27 PM
Not a joke - watch those gate crossings.

http://www.sportsmansblog.com/2010/02/this-ought-to-make-most-guys-cringe.html (http://www.sportsmansblog.com/2010/02/this-ought-to-make-most-guys-cringe.html)
Title: Re: Outdoor Safety Moment
Post by: Jumbo on February 12, 2010, 05:04:45 PM
That's nuts.
Title: Re: Outdoor Safety Moment
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 12, 2010, 05:28:07 PM
What I want to know is how the hell did he hit the gate, realize that his truck has ran into something, realize that there is major resistance keeping the truck from moving forward, and yet continue to accelerate so as to drive the gate all the way through the front corner and into the cab?
Title: Re: Outdoor Safety Moment
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 12, 2010, 11:20:00 PM
What I want to know is how the hell did he hit the gate, realize that his truck has ran into something, realize that there is major resistance keeping the truck from moving forward, and yet continue to accelerate so as to drive the gate all the way through the front corner and into the cab?
I am sure some plaintiff's attorney is gonna ask a jury to determine that very thing...   :poke:
Title: Re: Outdoor Safety Moment
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 13, 2010, 01:21:18 AM
I am sure some plaintiff's attorney is gonna ask a jury to determine that very thing...   :poke:

Don't look at me. That plaintiff's shit is for the birds. I only defend criminals and tax evaders.
Title: Re: Outdoor Safety Moment
Post by: Token on February 13, 2010, 10:59:02 AM
Don't look at me. That plaintiff's shit is for the birds. I only defend criminals and tax evaders.

No such thing as criminals and tax evaders.  They don't exist.  No, they are innocent and falsely accused.  Or there is a big misunderstanding...but they are not criminals or tax evaders.
Title: Re: Outdoor Safety Moment
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 13, 2010, 02:06:06 PM
No such thing as criminals and tax evaders.  They don't exist.  No, they are innocent and falsely accused.  Or there is a big misunderstanding...but they are not criminals or tax evaders.

Oh, the I.R.S. sure as hell believes there are tax evaders.  They make sure you pay your taxes one way or another.  Unless they just completely screwed up and incorrectly assessed you, you are a tax evader and you owe them money.

But yes, all criminals are innocent.   :thumsup:
Title: Re: Outdoor Safety Moment
Post by: Token on February 13, 2010, 05:08:19 PM
But yes, all criminals are innocent.   :thumsup:

That's an oxy, you moron.