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Title: He doesn't need a bigger boat anymore...
Post by: Tiger Six on February 11, 2008, 11:04:24 AM
Roy Scheider dies at age 75... (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330267,00.html)

That movie freaked me out when I was a young child. 

Ok, it still makes a little leery of the Gulf to this day, but I wouldn't take a bath for about three weeks during the summer of '75. 
Title: Re: He doesn't need a bigger boat anymore...
Post by: Saniflush on February 11, 2008, 11:44:50 AM
Blue Thunder would kick the shit out of Airwolf.

So let's see

heath ledger #1
Roy Scheider #2

Death pool says ?????? is number 3?
Title: Re: He doesn't need a bigger boat anymore...
Post by: Ogre on February 11, 2008, 12:02:31 PM
Blue Thunder would kick the shit out of Airwolf.

So let's see

heath ledger #1
Roy Scheider #2

Death pool says ?????? is number 3?

The law of averages says that it'll be a female, and smart money says it's Brittany Spears.  Personally, I'm going with Lindsay Lohan by way of a cocaine overdose. 
Title: Re: He doesn't need a bigger boat anymore...
Post by: Tiger Six on February 11, 2008, 12:02:38 PM
Is it wrong to hope that it is Hillary?
Title: Re: He doesn't need a bigger boat anymore...
Post by: Tiger Six on February 11, 2008, 12:07:26 PM
The law of averages says that it'll be a female, and smart money says it's Brittany Spears.  Personally, I'm going with Lindsay Lohan by way of a cocaine overdose. 

Linds was supposedly sipping a Coke after the Grammys and generally saying sober. 

Britt is getting help. 

How about we all pray that Hillary gets run over by his campaign bus?  Because Obama is running her over figuratively right now. 

Damn, I kill myself sometimes.
Title: Re: He doesn't need a bigger boat anymore...
Post by: Ogre on February 11, 2008, 12:18:42 PM
Linds was supposedly sipping a Coke after the Grammys and generally saying sober. 

Britt is getting help. 

How about we all pray that Hillary gets run over by his campaign bus?  Because Obama is running her over figuratively right now. 

Damn, I kill myself sometimes.

You apparently don't understand the behavior of an addict.  Sure, she's sipping on an ice-cold Coca Cola after the Grammy's.  She knows all eyes are on her and she wants to put her best face forward.  This kind of charade will continue for the next couple of weeks, and then she's going to be in her hotel room all alone when that all-too familiar urge hits her.  She'll call up 'that friend' and have some of that white powdered goodness in her room in no time.  There's no papparrazi around, nothing but her and her long-time friend.  She over-indulges and slips into a coke induced coma, and is found dead the next morning by hotel staff. 

Just throwing it out there.
Title: Re: He doesn't need a bigger boat anymore...
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 11, 2008, 12:21:55 PM
I'm goin' with Boy George for #3.

I'm with Randall though.  I slept with the freakin' lights on for a week after JAWS.  Dry land, in my own bedroom....keepin' an eye out for sharks.
Title: Re: He doesn't need a bigger boat anymore...
Post by: Godfather on February 11, 2008, 12:38:42 PM
#3 Amy Winehouse
Title: Re: He doesn't need a bigger boat anymore...
Post by: Lurking Tiger on February 11, 2008, 01:24:01 PM
#3 Amy Winehouse

Chicken Dinner.

Although I would prefer Britt to move on. Even though her pussoire is not covered in hair, it stinks.
Title: Re: He doesn't need a bigger boat anymore...
Post by: Thrilla on February 11, 2008, 02:31:24 PM
Chicken Dinner.

Although I would prefer Britt to move on. Even though her pussoire is not covered in hair, it stinks.

And you would know this how?  Because you're pretty sure she doesn't shower?

I think Lohan, Winehouse, and Spears are all competing for the overdose trophy.  But the next to die is Jerry Lee Lewis.  He did his best to rock some "Great Balls of Fire" last night at the Grammys, but he looked like a corpse while doing so.
Title: Re: He doesn't need a bigger boat anymore...
Post by: GarMan on February 11, 2008, 02:53:19 PM
#3 Amy Winehouse

We might have a winner with that one! 

Although, I'm guessing that it'll be another downward spiraling antique... say Dick Clark or Kirk Douglas.  I would have included Lloyd Bridges, but I forgot about his encounter with room temperature back in '98. 
Title: Re: He doesn't need a bigger boat anymore...
Post by: Jumbo on February 11, 2008, 02:59:05 PM
You apparently don't understand the behavior of an addict.  Sure, she's sipping on an ice-cold Coca Cola after the Grammy's.  She knows all eyes are on her and she wants to put her best face forward.  This kind of charade will continue for the next couple of weeks, and then she's going to be in her hotel room all alone when that all-too familiar urge hits her.  She'll call up 'that friend' and have some of that white powdered goodness in her room in no time.  There's no papparrazi around, nothing but her and her long-time friend.  She over-indulges and slips into a coke induced coma, and is found dead the next morning by hotel staff. 

Just throwing it out there.
Thanks Dr Drew
Title: Re: He doesn't need a bigger boat anymore...
Post by: Tiger Six on February 11, 2008, 03:00:41 PM
I would have included Lloyd Bridges, but I forgot about his encounter with room temperature back in '98. 
Izzy Mandelbaum, we hardly knew ye.   

Is The Magic Pan still open?  I could go for some crepes.