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Title: I hardly care it this its not football....
Post by: djsimp on January 30, 2010, 03:09:19 PM
.....just that I wanted to share my youngest son was born last night.
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Post by: The Prowler on January 30, 2010, 03:21:34 PM
Are you sure he's your "youngest"?  lol.  Congrats DJ.
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Post by: BZ770 on January 30, 2010, 03:31:41 PM
I hoped that you didn't name him crimson, Bryant, Saban, Nick, or Saint.  Other than that congrats.
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Post by: The Prowler on January 30, 2010, 03:36:47 PM
I hoped that you didn't name him crimson, Bryant, Saban, Nick, or Saint.  Other than that congrats.
Yes, congrats on your son...Houndstooth Simp
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Post by: djsimp on January 30, 2010, 03:43:09 PM
Are you sure he's your "youngest"?  lol.  Congrats DJ.

Yeah, I have done my part at populating the Earth. This little guy is the last of five children. Thanks man.
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Post by: djsimp on January 30, 2010, 03:45:12 PM
I hoped that you didn't name him crimson, Bryant, Saban, Nick, or Saint.  Other than that congrats.

No worries. Aiden James Underwood. No bammer solicited naming involved.
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Post by: djsimp on January 30, 2010, 03:45:41 PM
Yes, congrats on your son...Houndstooth Simp

Thats damn near blasphemy.
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Post by: Tiger Wench on January 30, 2010, 05:41:26 PM
Congratuations!!! Another little Tiger in the world!!  Hope your wife and the new little one are doing well.

Post pics when you can!!
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Post by: djsimp on January 30, 2010, 06:06:07 PM
Congratuations!!! Another little Tiger in the world!!  Hope your wife and the new little one are doing well.

Post pics when you can!!

You know das right. They are doin great, thank you.

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Post by: Tiger Wench on January 30, 2010, 06:26:19 PM
He looks so long!!!  WOW!

He is a cutie.
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Post by: The Prowler on January 30, 2010, 06:38:07 PM
He looks so long!!!  WOW!

He is a cutie.
I'm calling it....6'6"
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Post by: Mr. Sensible on January 30, 2010, 09:28:47 PM
Congrats!
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Post by: GH2001 on January 30, 2010, 09:30:07 PM
You know das right. They are doin great, thank you.



Congrats Jamie. He looks like his old man  :)
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 30, 2010, 10:57:19 PM
Congrats!  :bar:
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Post by: Ogre on January 30, 2010, 10:58:08 PM
Congrats! 
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Post by: Jumbo on January 30, 2010, 11:34:07 PM
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Congrats!
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Post by: AUTiger1 on January 31, 2010, 02:21:45 AM
Congrats man!  Couldn't be prouder for you!
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Post by: jadennis on January 31, 2010, 02:23:26 AM
So it's UnderwoodX7 now....congratulations!
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Post by: jmar on January 31, 2010, 08:18:54 AM
I'm proud for you DJ. That is a good start in the heighth department. In my case 21 inches resulted in 78 inches. The old man was 6 even but g'parents tall and most milkmen in my day were portly types.  I have a power forward in the making for a grandson. Tennessee hasn't offered yet but "WE" are keeping our options open.   
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 31, 2010, 09:25:36 AM
Congrats!
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Post by: Token on January 31, 2010, 09:42:17 AM
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congrats

15-love


Oh, congrats Simp.
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Post by: Jumbo on January 31, 2010, 01:50:02 PM


15-love


Oh, congrats Simp.
Quotes are the future.
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Post by: AUsweetheart on January 31, 2010, 08:56:31 PM
Congratulations, Underwood! He's a cutie. You and the Mrs. done good.
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Post by: djsimp on January 31, 2010, 10:10:50 PM
Thanks you guys. We're all home now and things are great. Oh yeah jadennis, your right I'll have to request a screen name change to underwoodx7.
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Post by: GH2001 on January 31, 2010, 10:21:44 PM
Thanks you guys. We're all home now and things are great. Oh yeah jadennis, your right I'll have to request a screen name change to underwoodx7.

So have you found out who the dad is yet?  :poke:

Next round is on me....A Day   :bar:
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Post by: djsimp on January 31, 2010, 11:58:49 PM
So have you found out who the dad is yet?  :poke:

Next round is on me....A Day   :bar:

Yeah, its this dumbass that needs a vasectomy. :)
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Post by: Saniflush on February 01, 2010, 07:10:58 AM
Congrats Jamie. He looks like his old man  :)


?????  The old man wear a diaper and have a passy?
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Post by: Jumbo on February 01, 2010, 08:04:26 AM

?????  The old man wear a diaper and have a passy?
Only when he goes out, Two snaps and a twist.....Hey Queen.
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Post by: GH2001 on February 01, 2010, 09:29:53 AM

?????  The old man wear a diaper and have a passy?

Underwood does crazy shit when he is drinking , especially when BBQ is involved. Right Jamie?  BBQ!!!!
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Post by: CCTAU on February 01, 2010, 01:06:13 PM
Underwood does crazy shit when he is drinking , especially when BBQ is involved. Right Jamie?  BBQ!!!!

Five kids? Sounds like he stays drunk A LOT. Five kids? Its like you have to make a schedule as to which two you will ignore each day. Damn. I need a drink just thinking about it.
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Post by: GH2001 on February 01, 2010, 02:28:53 PM
Five kids? Sounds like he stays drunk A LOT. Five kids? Its like you have to make a schedule as to which two you will ignore each day. Damn. I need a drink just thinking about it.

Damn....diet coke just went all over my laptop....damn you CCT.  :rofl:
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Post by: AUsweetheart on February 01, 2010, 02:39:00 PM
Only when he goes out, Two snaps and a twist.....Hey Queen.

This is much funnier to me now that I know you.

Five kids? Sounds like he stays drunk A LOT. Five kids? Its like you have to make a schedule as to which two you will ignore each day. Damn. I need a drink just thinking about it.

I come from a family of six...and no one got ignored, we all got whippings pretty evenly. But no one asked Dad for shit until he was on drink #2, at least. :)
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Post by: AUTailgatingRules on February 01, 2010, 02:41:03 PM
I guess if you can handle 5, i should be able to make it through 1.  Congrats on the new little one.
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Post by: djsimp on February 01, 2010, 03:25:28 PM
I'll just tell you guy this, there isnt a dull moment at my house; plenty of screaming to go around. Yes a beer and whiskey helps sooth the ruckus, and the funny poop they do. For what its worth, I ignore them all evenly and no preferential treatment. Their mommy is their emotional support, I'm just the guy they dread coming home when they have done something stupid. You know truthfully, its all the same after three kids. It just seems to work out that way.

note to GH: you know I'm all about some beer and BBQ!
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Post by: Jumbo on February 02, 2010, 04:21:19 AM
This is much funnier to me now that I know you.

I come from a family of six...and no one got ignored, we all got whippings pretty evenly. But no one asked Dad for shit until he was on drink #2, at least. :)

I'm still learning the internets.