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Title: Houston Job Opening - Quality Manager
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 20, 2010, 02:17:03 PM
QUALITY MANAGER
TETRA OFFSHORE SERVICES


TETRA Applied Technologies has an immediate opening in its Offshore Services Division in The Woodlands, TX for a Quality Manager, reporting directly to the Vice President of Operations.  Will support operations management to ensure that the services the Division provides are fit for their purposes and meet customer expectations. The Quality Manager will lead and coordinate activities related to the elements of the quality management system in meeting these goals.

Responsibilities:
•   Lead the development, implementation and maintenance of the Division quality system, including auditing and reporting on the performance of the system and making recommendations for improvement.
•   Act as liaison with external parties on matters relating to the quality system.
•   Establish procedures for maintaining high standards of quality and reliability.
•   Determine and enforce, through functional groups, quality requirements in accordance with Division needs based on current regulations and industry best practices.  
•   Organize and promote division-wide quality improvement efforts.
•   Evaluate and develop improved techniques for the control of quality and reliability.
•   Provide training, tools and techniques to enable others to achieve quality.

Requirements:

•   Bachelor’s degree, preferably in a field that offers an opportunity to gain a well rounded technical and/or business background.
•   Knowledge of quality management system requirements and ISO 9001 & 14000 requirements.
•   Ten+ years of broad experience related to quality administration and/or quality engineering.  Three to five years experience in managing personnel and complex activities. These experiences should be gained in areas of engineering or technical operations.

Employee referrals, please send resume with salary history to aclavo@tetratec.com.
Title: Re: Houston Job Opening - Quality Manager
Post by: Saniflush on January 20, 2010, 02:22:53 PM
After the day at the salt mine/kinda kare I have had I may apply.
Title: Re: Houston Job Opening - Quality Manager
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 20, 2010, 02:39:43 PM
After the day at the salt mine/kinda kare I have had I may apply.
Do NOT tease me like that.  NOT FUNNY.  When I make cracks about "my offshore guys", it's this same group to which I am referring.  I LOVE/HATE my offshore guys - you would fit right in...

This is a new position, BTW...
Title: Re: Houston Job Opening - Quality Manager
Post by: Hogwally on January 22, 2010, 12:09:23 AM
After the day at the salt mine/kinda kare I have had I may apply.

Want to be a YKK salesman?  Mr. Larry Bialk retired, and supposedly they didn't have anyone ready to take his place.  I sent you an email, but I'm not sure if I have the right address.
Title: Re: Houston Job Opening - Quality Manager
Post by: Saniflush on January 22, 2010, 07:11:03 AM
Want to be a YKK salesman?  Mr. Larry Bialk retired, and supposedly they didn't have anyone ready to take his place.  I sent you an email, but I'm not sure if I have the right address.

I think you should take the position.  I want to see a YKK company picture with you and all the Japanese.  You can get them to all wear white outfits and look like oompa loompas next to you.
Title: Re: Houston Job Opening - Quality Manager
Post by: Tarheel on January 22, 2010, 04:25:37 PM
I think you should take the position.  I want to see a YKK company picture with you and all the Japanese.  You can get them to all wear white outfits and look like oompa loompas next to you.


Sani, you could take them all Panda huntin' in Lower Alabama.
Title: Re: Houston Job Opening - Quality Manager
Post by: GarMan on January 22, 2010, 05:37:47 PM
Sani, you could take them all Panda huntin' in Lower Alabama.

MMmmmmmm...  Panda... 
Title: Re: Houston Job Opening - Quality Manager
Post by: Saniflush on January 25, 2010, 07:48:28 AM

Sani, you could take them all Panda huntin' in Lower Alabama.

AHHHHH.  Memories.


Story time from uncle Sani this Saturday night. 


Title: Re: Houston Job Opening - Quality Manager
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 25, 2010, 09:23:53 AM
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Title: Re: Houston Job Opening - Quality Manager
Post by: Saniflush on January 25, 2010, 09:36:20 AM
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I'm not really understanding the connection but I like the tig ole bitties
Title: Re: Houston Job Opening - Quality Manager
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 25, 2010, 09:54:14 AM
I think this is what tiger wrench looks like. How could you not want to work around that?
Title: Re: Houston Job Opening - Quality Manager
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 25, 2010, 10:29:31 AM
I think this is what tiger wrench looks like. How could you not want to work around that?
My tatas are prettier than that.  And I am a redhead.  And I have better taste in champagne.

 And "wrench"?  Really?
Title: Re: Houston Job Opening - Quality Manager
Post by: Saniflush on January 25, 2010, 10:38:26 AM
My tatas are prettier than that.  And I am a redhead.  And I have better taste in champagne.

 And "wrench"?  Really?

Cut him some slack.  Sometime the aluminum foil gets in his eyes.
Title: Re: Houston Job Opening - Quality Manager
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 25, 2010, 11:15:03 AM
My tatas are prettier than that.  And I am a redhead.  And I have better taste in champagne.

 And "wrench"?  Really?

Sorry about the "wrench" thingy.

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