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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Saniflush on January 13, 2010, 03:56:49 PM

Title: PSA: Red Cross trainers have no sense of humor.
Post by: Saniflush on January 13, 2010, 03:56:49 PM
Ok.  Had the yearly company training for first aid, CPR, and AED this morning.  Things not to do.

1) Keep the Peter Griffin laughing to a minimum every time the words exchange, bodily, and fluids comes up.

2) The trainers don't seem to appreciate comments concerning their manikins and how much more voluntary participation they would get if they purchased some like I had seen online in just the last day or two.

3) They do not appreciate farm animal sounds while performing abdominal thrusts during the choking victim portion of the training.

4)  They do not appreciate the comment that we do not need AED's (we have three of them on site) because we have 220-440 and two live leads.

I'm here to push the envelope for the rest of you.
Title: Re: PSA: Red Cross trainers have no sense of humor.
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 13, 2010, 04:25:58 PM
Ok.  Had the yearly company training for first aid, CPR, and AED this morning.  Things not to do.

1) Keep the Peter Griffin laughing to a minimum every time the words exchange, bodily, and fluids comes up.

2) The trainers don't seem to appreciate comments concerning their manikins and how much more voluntary participation they would get if they purchased some like I had seen online in just the last day or two.

3) They do not appreciate farm animal sounds while performing abdominal thrusts during the choking victim portion of the training.

4)  They do not appreciate the comment that we do not need AED's (we have three of them on site) because we have 220-440 and two live leads.

I'm here to push the envelope for the rest of you.

Well done, sir!  Well done!