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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: GH2001 on January 12, 2010, 12:46:38 PM

Title: Like father, like daughter......
Post by: GH2001 on January 12, 2010, 12:46:38 PM
Joe Willie is instilling those classy traits into his little ones......NICE.

I wonder if she will appear drunk/high in front of national TV and grope a TV anchor next?

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Joe-Namaths-daughter-arrested (http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Joe-Namaths-daughter-arrested)
Title: Re: Like father, like daughter......
Post by: Saniflush on January 12, 2010, 12:48:53 PM
Joe Willie is instilling those classy traits into his little ones......NICE.

I wonder if she will appear drunk/high in front of national TV and grope a TV anchor next?

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Joe-Namaths-daughter-arrested (http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Joe-Namaths-daughter-arrested)

Was she on her way to Tuscaloosa for a drop?
Title: Re: Like father, like daughter......
Post by: DnATL on January 12, 2010, 12:49:37 PM
Joe Willie is instilling those classy traits into his little ones......NICE.

I wonder if she will appear drunk/high in front of national TV and grope a TV anchor next?

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Joe-Namaths-daughter-arrested (http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Joe-Namaths-daughter-arrested)
Sounds to me more like Joe Willie's wife had an affair with Stabler
Title: Re: Like father, like daughter......
Post by: Thrilla on January 12, 2010, 12:54:07 PM
Move it to the now infamous Sexy Mugshots thread?  I think so.  She looks like she will fuck your world up   :gig:

(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/01yc4lL6JTcqC/x250.jpg)
Olivia Namath
Title: Re: Like father, like daughter......
Post by: Thrilla on January 12, 2010, 12:57:40 PM
Damn...her dad may be a drunken idiot but I have to say that I would give Olivia's sister a shot to lie with greatness, as well...  :gig:

(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/04z26wVauWgIf/x250.jpg)
Jessica Namath on the left, Olivia Namath on the right
Title: Re: Like father, like daughter......
Post by: AUChizad on January 12, 2010, 01:27:29 PM
Damn...her dad may be a drunken idiot but I have to say that I would give Olivia's sister a shot to lie with greatness, as well...  :gig:
I wanna kiss you...I couldn't care less about the team strug-a-ling.
Title: Re: Like father, like daughter......
Post by: Come Honor Face on January 12, 2010, 01:53:07 PM
Jessica namath in that pic looks like someone drunk got a hold of photoshop and passed out before they could finish
Title: Re: Like father, like daughter......
Post by: Mr. Sensible on January 12, 2010, 03:30:55 PM
Billy Joel's daughter is hotter...just sayin.

(http://www.boston.com/ae/music/blog/AlexaRayJoel.jpg)
Title: Re: Like father, like daughter......
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 12, 2010, 03:31:26 PM
Police report:

ON 01/10/2010 AT APPROXIMATELY 00:48 HOURS I WAS IN MY MARKED PBSO PATROL CAR TRAVELING W-BOUND IN THE CENTER LANE ON INDIANTOWN RD APPROACHING THE I-95 OVER PASS IN JUPITER, FL. I OBSERVED A SILVER IN COLOR MERCEDES IN THE LEFT LANE WHICH I ESTIMATEDTO BE EXCEEDING THE 50MPH POSTED SPEED LIMIT. AT THIS TIME GOT BEHIND THE VEHICLE BEARING FL TAG  **** AND PACED IT FOR APPROXIMATELY .25 OF A MILE TRAVELING 58MPH. THE VEHICLE U-TURNED AT THE TUNPIKE AND BEGAN TRAVELING E-BOUND. I ACTIVATED MY EMERGENCY LIGHTS SIGNALING THE VEHICLE TO PULL OVER. THE VEHICLE PULLED OVER JUST BEFORE THE I-95 S-BOUND ON RAMP. I APPROACHED THE VEHICLE AND MADE CONTACT WITH THE DRIVER WHO WAS IDENTIFIED AS OLIVIA NAMATH BY FL ID CARD. I DETECTED A SMELL THAT BASED ON MY TRAINING AND EXPERIENCE I BELIEVED TO BE MARIJUANA. AT THIS TIME D/S SMITH # 8575 ARRIVED ON SCEEN. THERE WAS ALSO A B/M IN THE FRONT PASSENGER SEAT AND ANOTHER B/M IN THE REAR PASSENGER SEAT. I HAD ALL THREE EXIT THE VEHICLE AND I BEGAN SEARCHING THE VEHICLE FOR DRUGS. I IMMEDIATELY FOUND A SMALL CLEAR PLASTIC BAG WITH A GREEN LEAFY SUBSTANCE INSIDE ON THE DRIVERS FLOOR BOARD WHICH I SUSPECTED TO BE MARIJUANA. THE GREEN LEAFY SUBSTANCE TESTED POSITIVE FOR MARIJUANA USING A DUQENOIS MARIJUANA TEST KIT SUPPLIED TO ME BY PBSO. AT THIS TIME I PUT OLIVIA IN HANDCUFFS, CHECKING THEM FOR TIGHTNESS AND DOUBLE LOCKED THEM. OLIVIA WAS PUT IN THE REAR OF MY PATROL CAR. UPON CONDUCTING AN INVENTORY OF THE VEHICLE FOR TOW I OPENED THE TRUNK OF THE VEHICLE AND COULD SMELL AN OVERWHELMING ODOR OF MARIJUANA. I LOCATED A BROWN PLASTIC SHOPPING BAG IN THE TRUNK WHICH CONTAINED SEVEN CLEAR PLASTIC BAGS WITH A GREEN LEAFY SUBSTANCE INSIDE AND ANOTHER SMALL BAG WITH A GREEN LEAFY SUBSTANCE INSIDE. THERE WERE ALSO NUMEROUS OTHER SMALL EMPTY PLASTIC BAGS INSIDE WHICH WERE THE SAME TYPE OF BAG THE OTHER SMALL BAGS OF MARIJUANA WERE PACKAGED IN. THESE BAGS ARE USED TO BREAK UP THE LARGER AMMOUNTS OF MARIJUANA FOR SALE. THE GREEN LEAFY SUBSTANCE IN THE LARGER BAG ALSO TESTED POSATIVE USING A DUQENOIS MARIJUANA TEST KIT SUPPLIED TO ME BY PBSO. ALSO IN THE TRUNK WAS A CAPTIAN MORGAN RUM BOTTLE 1.75 WHICH WAS OPEN AND ELEVEN MILLER LIGHT BEER BOTTLES. THE BAG OF MARIJUANA LOCATED ON THE FRONT DRIVERS FLOOR BOARD WEIGHED .9 GRAMS AND THE TOTAL WEIGHT OF THE MARIJUANA IN THE TRUNK WEIGHED 200.5 GRAMS. I READ OLIVIA HER MIRANDA WARNINGS OFF OF A PREPRINTED MIRANDA CARD SUPPLIED TO ME BY PBSO AND SHE ADVISED SHE UNDERSTOOD HER MIRANDA WARNINGS. WHEN ASKED IF SHE KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT THE MARIJUANA SHE DENIED ANY KNOWLEDGE. I ASKED HER IF ANYONE ELSE HAD ACCESS TO HER TRUNK AND SHE ADVISED NO. OLIVIA REFUSED TO ANSWER ANYMORE QUESTIONS. THE ABOVE STATEMENTS ARE P.C. FOR THE ARREST OF THE DEFENDANT, OLIVIA NAMATH FOR POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA UNDER 20 GRAMS, 893.13(6B) POSSESSION OF ALCOHOL BY A MINOR, 562.111 AND POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA WITH INTENT TO SELL, 893.13(1A).
Title: Re: Like father, like daughter......
Post by: RWS on January 12, 2010, 04:27:13 PM
Police report:
Ooooouch.......
Title: Re: Like father, like daughter......
Post by: Mr. Sensible on January 12, 2010, 04:32:11 PM
Billy Joel's daughter is hotter...just sayin.

(http://www.boston.com/ae/music/blog/AlexaRayJoel.jpg)

C'mon. Who'd hit it?
Title: Re: Like father, like daughter......
Post by: AUsweetheart on January 12, 2010, 04:35:09 PM
As a side note to this topic...I had a friend (huge huge HUGE bammer) tell me that he was really disappointed in the fact that Saban's daughter was one of the biggest, sloppiest whores in Tuscaloosa. Does anybody know what she looks like? I think she's only 20.
Title: Re: Like father, like daughter......
Post by: AUChizad on January 12, 2010, 06:15:06 PM
C'mon. Who'd hit it?
I would for the loooongest time.

I hear only the good die young. May she live long.
Title: Re: Like father, like daughter......
Post by: The Prowler on January 12, 2010, 07:09:48 PM
So, who were the black males in the vehicle?

Police report:

THERE WAS ALSO A B/M IN THE FRONT PASSENGER SEAT AND ANOTHER B/M IN THE REAR PASSENGER SEAT. I HAD ALL THREE EXIT THE VEHICLE AND I BEGAN SEARCHING THE VEHICLE FOR DRUGS.
Title: Re: Like father, like daughter......
Post by: Kaos on January 12, 2010, 10:19:34 PM
As a side note to this topic...I had a friend (huge huge HUGE bammer) tell me that he was really disappointed in the fact that Saban's daughter was one of the biggest, sloppiest whores in Tuscaloosa. Does anybody know what she looks like? I think she's only 20.

I have info that I can never use except to say that she is not small.
Title: Re: Like father, like daughter......
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 12, 2010, 10:42:38 PM
I have info that I can never use except to say that she is not small.

I know where a picture is...I am trying to get my hands on it now...
Title: Re: Like father, like daughter......
Post by: Thrilla on January 13, 2010, 01:33:18 PM
I know where a picture is...I am trying to get my hands on it now...

Fail?

Police Report:  ...

Damn Olivia!  You gotta keep that shit in Glass Jars with vacuum seal lids!  Plastic Bags?  Really?  A fucking cocaine addict 40 years into using could smell that shit from a football field away.  Damn.

201 Grams of teh ganja in plastic bags in a car =  (:rofl:  +  :suicide:)