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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUsweetheart on January 09, 2010, 06:36:14 PM

Title: It just isn't right....
Post by: AUsweetheart on January 09, 2010, 06:36:14 PM
to keep changing names on the poor guy. It makes him feel powerless and well, shucks, it just isn't very fair.

I vote we keep Taint(ed) as his permanent name, at the very least for the off season. I think it says it all, but this is still America...so everyone gets a vote.



Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 09, 2010, 07:38:12 PM
I enjoy the creativity and think it should be changed as the situation warrants.
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 09, 2010, 08:54:38 PM
He is obviously a tight assed control freak.  It makes him INSANE that someone has control over his account.  There are enough creative minds on this board to keep things original. 

Let's keep fucking with his little pinhead until it explodes.
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: djsimp on January 09, 2010, 09:32:40 PM
It serves him right. This is what happens to bammers that come to this Auburn site talking poop.
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: Jumbo on January 09, 2010, 09:46:38 PM
It serves him right. This is what happens to bammers that come to this Auburn site talking poop.
I think he shits in his paints and stays up at night thinking about the X.
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: djsimp on January 09, 2010, 10:07:07 PM
I think he poops in his paints and stays up at night thinking about the X.

Probably because we're the only ones that talk to him. The only time he can sleep in his own bed is when his wife/cousin wants sex.......from him.
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: Jumbo on January 09, 2010, 10:27:11 PM
Probably because we're the only ones that talk to him. The only time he can sleep in his own bed is when his wife/cousin wants sex.......from him.
Or maybe his dog??
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: djsimp on January 09, 2010, 10:30:36 PM
Or maybe his dog??

Well I think your right because he can beat the poop out of his dog and the little yapper will forgive him as long as he gets fed.
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: The Prowler on January 09, 2010, 10:52:48 PM
I think he shits in his paints and stays up at night thinking about the X.
What room is he painting with his Shit colored paint?
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 09, 2010, 11:04:29 PM
I vote to change it to asterisk
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: Jumbo on January 09, 2010, 11:10:55 PM
I vote to change it to asterisk
Wow the forgotten poster!
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 10, 2010, 01:34:40 AM
Keep changing it up.  Apparently it pisses him off, b/c he seems to bring it up several times a week.  Not only that he wanted to make a bet so he could get it back to B'ham.  He is a bammer, so fuck him in da mouf.
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: 280TIGER on January 10, 2010, 09:15:05 AM
When he finally gets his degree from Herzing Career College, he will figure out how to change his name back.  Then you will all pay dearly.  (disclaimer:  this post in no way insinuates that I believe Taint(ed) will ever attain a diploma, from anywhere)
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 10, 2010, 09:34:17 AM
When he finally gets his degree from Herzing Career College, he will figure out how to change his name back.  Then you will all pay dearly.  (disclaimer:  this post in no way insinuates that I believe Taint(ed) will ever attain a diploma, from anywhere)
He said he graduated a few months back and got a job in the medical field. He's the head testicle shaver at the Chattanooga vascetomy clinic.
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: DnATL on January 10, 2010, 10:32:33 AM
He said he graduated a few months back and got a job in the medical field. He's the head testicle shaver at the Chattanooga vascetomy clinic.
he shaves the head and testicles?  must be some grizzly mofos up there

you sure that's not just his volunteer work?
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: Jumbo on January 10, 2010, 12:12:20 PM
he shaves the head and testicles?  must be some grizzly mofos up there

you sure that's not just his volunteer work?
He holds the head in his mouth?
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 10, 2010, 11:10:00 PM
He holds the head in his mouth?
Look, Ma, no hands!!
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: Jumbo on January 10, 2010, 11:46:56 PM
Look, Ma, no hands!!
She must be so proud.
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: Mr. Sensible on January 11, 2010, 12:04:49 PM
I don't give a fuck.

Birmingham is a piece of shit and a lousy poster who pusses out when challenged. Sweetheart has more balls than this loser.
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: GH2001 on January 11, 2010, 12:41:11 PM
I don't give a phuk.

Birmingham is a piece of poop and a lousy poster who pusses out when challenged. Sweetheart has more balls than this loser.

There are a lot of manly gals out there that I would think may have nuts. She is NOT one of them :)
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: Mr. Sensible on January 11, 2010, 12:43:36 PM
There are a lot of manly gals out there that I would think may have nuts. She is NOT one of them :)
It was meant as a compliment. I don't cross lawyers, man.
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: GH2001 on January 11, 2010, 12:48:34 PM
It was meant as a compliment. I don't cross lawyers, man.

Sorry - I know what you meant. Just couldn't pass it up though..LMAO
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: Mr. Sensible on January 11, 2010, 12:51:28 PM
Sorry - I know what you meant. Just couldn't pass it up though..LMAO

 :thumbsup: It's cool. Healthy heated discussion is good. And Sweetheart can dish it and take it.
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: Birmingham on January 11, 2010, 05:43:25 PM
From reading this thread I'm starting to think I add nothing of substance to this forum.
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: Kaos on January 11, 2010, 06:16:28 PM
From reading this thread I'm starting to think I add nothing of substance to this forum.

Shit has substance.
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: The Prowler on January 11, 2010, 08:11:00 PM
Shit has substance.
You'd know.
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: boartitz on January 11, 2010, 08:16:02 PM
From reading this thread I'm starting to think I add nothing of substance to this forum.
Finally
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: jmar on January 11, 2010, 08:50:19 PM
Birmingham , You're bound to strain your pelvis using that constant thrusting motion.
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 11, 2010, 08:52:52 PM
Birmingham , You're bound to strain your pelvis using that constant thrusting motion.
Don't worry, he knows exactly how much lotion to use - years of practice.
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: jmar on January 11, 2010, 08:54:41 PM
Genius!
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: djsimp on January 11, 2010, 11:36:37 PM
Don't worry, he knows exactly how much lotion to use - years of practice.

Yeah, its called Castrol 30 weight.
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: AUJarhead on January 11, 2010, 11:41:48 PM
I think we should just call him Hillary Clinton.
Title: Re: It just isn't right....
Post by: boartitz on January 12, 2010, 06:00:20 AM
I think we should just call him Hillary Clinton.
? Hillary gets too much pussy. How about Monica?