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Title: Change #1 expected at Alabama next season
Post by: Mr. Sensible on January 08, 2010, 07:25:37 AM
Football managers will be instructed to empty all liquids in containers with five minutes remaining in the fourth quarter. A small stash of water will be on hand for timeouts.

All managers from this year's team will have scholarships revoked and will be dismissed from the university for their heinous actions against the Dark lord. New managers will be armed with tasers to ward off unruly players.

Seriously, could he have been any bigger of a douchebag about the Liquid-ade bath?
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http://www.myfoxal.com/Global/story.asp?S=11789135

Alabama head coach Nick Saban said he was happy he got a celebration bath from his players Thursday night.

"I'm a lot happier with the bath than I would have been if I didn't get one," Saban said. "It's part of it, and I was happy to see the players be so happy and excited. I think they always enjoy dumping on the coach."

Saban did say he wished they would do water instead of Gatorade.

"I wish they'd do the water," Saban said. "The Gatorade is awful sticky."

What an asshole! "I wish it wasn't sticky." ?!? What a whiny little bitch!

I know Chizik is pretty much the worst coach in the history of ever, but at least he'd never act like an asshole to his players for celebrating an accomplishment.
Title: Re: Change #1 expected at Alabama next season
Post by: AUChizad on January 08, 2010, 10:44:14 AM
Football managers will be instructed to empty all liquids in containers with five minutes remaining in the fourth quarter. A small stash of water will be on hand for timeouts.

All managers from this year's team will have scholarships revoked and will be dismissed from the university for their heinous actions against the Dark lord. New managers will be armed with tasers to ward off unruly players.

Seriously, could he have been any bigger of a douchebag about the Liquid-ade bath?
What an asshole! "I wish it wasn't sticky." ?!? What a whiny little bitch!

I know Chizik is pretty much the worst coach in the history of ever, but at least he'd never act like an asshole to his players for celebrating an accomplishment.

Ignoring the ignorance of your last statement, cause I don't have the strength today.

But those quotes don't even do justice to seeing it yourself when it happened.

He had this completely pissed off look on his face. He didn't crack a smirk the entire night.
Title: Re: Change #1 expected at Alabama next season
Post by: Godfather on January 08, 2010, 10:51:32 AM
Ignoring the ignorance of your last statement, cause I don't have the strength today.

But those quotes don't even do justice to seeing it yourself when it happened.

He had this completely pissed off look on his face. He didn't crack a smirk the entire night.
Thats because he got busted in the side of the head.

Side note anyone else notice they were drinking red kool-aid
Title: Re: Change #1 expected at Alabama next season
Post by: Kaos on January 08, 2010, 11:03:18 AM
Mal says the statue of Saban will be commissioned Monday. 

That is not a joke.
Title: Re: Change #1 expected at Alabama next season
Post by: boartitz on January 08, 2010, 11:23:55 AM
Thats because he got busted in the side of the head.

Side note anyone else notice they were drinking red kool-aid
Pretty good lick upside the head with the jug. Wish they would have knocked him the fuck out.
Title: Re: Change #1 expected at Alabama next season
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 08, 2010, 12:04:43 PM
Mal says the statue of Saban will be commissioned Monday. 

That is not a joke.

(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t129/section8_2007/NotSureIfSerious.jpg)
Title: Re: Change #1 expected at Alabama next season
Post by: #1Bammer on January 08, 2010, 12:07:44 PM
Pretty good lick upside the head with the jug. Wish they would have knocked him the phuk out.

A little jealous eh?
Title: Re: Change #1 expected at Alabama next season
Post by: Birmingham on January 08, 2010, 12:17:57 PM
Mal says the statue of Saban will be commissioned Monday. 

That is not a joke.

Why would it not be?  Not that a shit like you would know anything about Championships but at Alabama we have the Walk of Champions.  Saban, having now won a Championship at Alabama, has joined the other coaches that have won Championships at Alabama and his statue will be alongside theirs.  As it should be.


Funny that it bothers you.  We could make an Auburn Walk of Champions but it would only be half of a statue.
Title: Re: Change #1 expected at Alabama next season
Post by: Jumbo on January 08, 2010, 12:22:20 PM
Why would it not be?  Not that a shit like you would know anything about Championships but at Alabama we have the Walk of Champions.  Saban, having now won a Championship at Alabama, has joined the other coaches that have won Championships at Alabama and his statue will be alongside theirs.  As it should be.


Funny that it bothers you.  We could make an Auburn Walk of Champions but it would only be half of a statue.
I love your new new name shitbird!
Title: Re: Change #1 expected at Alabama next season
Post by: Kaos on January 08, 2010, 12:29:50 PM
(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t129/section8_2007/NotSureIfSerious.jpg)


Seriously. 

They are putting the statue up.  Mal said so.
Title: Re: Change #1 expected at Alabama next season
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 08, 2010, 12:36:48 PM
Seriously. 

They are putting the statue up.  Mal said so.

Just making sure I was reading you right.