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Title: Congratulations Bama
Post by: Kaos on January 08, 2010, 12:07:28 AM
On proving to the entire world that you have the absolute LEAST class of any program in the country. 

Thanks for making this state look like assholes. 

Fuck you. 

I hope you all rot in hell.
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: Ogre on January 08, 2010, 12:09:38 AM
The epicenter of a 10.0 earthquake could hit the Rose Bowl right now and I wouldn't shed a tear. 
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 08, 2010, 12:12:10 AM
Agreed.

I was pretty frustrated tonight as an Auburn fan.  You hate to see your rival win the NC...especially when your rivalry is more intense and heated than any other rivalry in the country.  

Then Trent Richardson pounded a dejected Texas team just to pad his stats and get more points on the board.  

Way to go Saban and McElwain.  I hope you didn't bother shaking their hands after the game.
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: GH2001 on January 08, 2010, 12:20:28 AM
On proving to the entire world that you have the absolute LEAST class of any program in the country. 

Thanks for making this state look like buttholes. 

phuk you. 

I hope you all rot in hell.

Couldn't have said it any better. Sad thing is, we'll never know what would have happened if the pussy assed Texas coaches would have let Colt back in the game like he wanted. Right now Mack Brown is one big mommy part.

Nick Saban is a mommy part too but that's just normal protocol for him.
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 08, 2010, 12:21:52 AM
Couldn't have said it any better. Sad thing is, we'll never know what would have happened if the pussy assed Texas coaches would have let Colt back in the game like he wanted. Right now Mack Brown is one big mommy part.

Nick Saban is a mommy part too but that's just normal protocol for him.
My precious pink parts are extremely offended to be compared to either one of those scum sucking rat bastards.  Find another analogy.
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 08, 2010, 12:23:52 AM
Yeah, congrats on that champeenship you bought and did nothing tonight to earn.
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 08, 2010, 12:26:05 AM
I've heard that McElroy threw the Horns Down sign.  I'm not sure what that is, but I can imagine.

So in the greatest night of your life in terms of achievement, you celebrate by disrespecting your opponent?  Sounds like typical Bammer trash. 

58 yards passing.  It's not like McElroy really contributed to shit.  I guess we'll hear his douchebag voice on a morning show fifteen years from now.
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: Birmingham on January 08, 2010, 12:28:58 AM
Trent ran it up the fucking middle.  Not a pass, not a sweep, not a fade....  up the fucking middle.  Your sourness makes this even sweeter, I thank each and every one of you. 
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 08, 2010, 12:30:41 AM
Trent ran it up the fucking middle.  Not a pass, not a sweep, not a fade....  up the fucking middle.  Your sourness makes this even sweeter, I thank each and every one of you. 

No one to celebrate with tonight?  We won't help.  I promise.

Trent should have tip toed two steps after McElroy took a knee with 35 seconds left.  Texas had one timeout, and Bama was up by ten. 
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: Birmingham on January 08, 2010, 12:33:07 AM
3 years.  It only took 3 years.  BCS National Champions, the Alabama Crimson Tide.   Unreal.  Congratulations to all of you for your part in the process. 
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: GH2001 on January 08, 2010, 12:34:52 AM
Trent ran it up the phuking middle.  Not a pass, not a sweep, not a fade....  up the phuking middle.  Your sourness makes this even sweeter, I thank each and every one of you. 

You win the NC not even an hour ago and youre on an Auburn board. You guys cared more about why we didn't support you in this game, then you did the damn game itself. Sad - fucking sad. You're that one guy who never gets any pussy aren't you? The one who jerks off in the shower with a bar of soap after watching "The View". Hey, if Babs makes you jizz yourself, who am I to judge....
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 08, 2010, 12:35:34 AM
3 years.  It only took 3 years.  BCS National Champions, the Alabama Crimson Tide.   Unreal.  Congratulations to all of you for your part in the process. 

Pete Carroll farts in your direction.  Then he realizes you don't live up to his accomplishments and walks away.  
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 08, 2010, 12:36:32 AM
You win the NC not even an hour ago and youre on an Auburn board. You guys cared more about why we didn't support you in this game, then you did the damn game itself. Sad - fucking sad. You're that one guy who never gets any pussy aren't you? The one who jerks off in the shower with a bar of soap after watching "The View". Hey, if Babs makes you jizz yourself, who am I to judge....

Should we inform him that conditioner makes for a much easier rub?
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: wreckingball on January 08, 2010, 12:38:09 AM
We can all just hope and pray that the plane carrying the team home flies straight into Mike Raita and kills them all.
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: GH2001 on January 08, 2010, 12:41:35 AM
Should we inform him that conditioner makes for a much easier rub?

He's a bammer. They haven't found that shit yet. Saying he had a shower and bar soap was being nice.
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: Kaos on January 08, 2010, 02:25:03 AM
Trent ran it up the fucking middle.  Not a pass, not a sweep, not a fade....  up the fucking middle.  Your sourness makes this even sweeter, I thank each and every one of you. 

Even Mississippi State knows to take a knee with less than 40 seconds left and a ten point lead.  They did it to Ole Miss this season.

Trash.  Your program is nothing but classless trash. 

Thanks for proving it again.
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: RWS on January 08, 2010, 02:26:59 AM
Even Mississippi State knows to take a knee with less than 40 seconds left and a ten point lead.  They did it to Ole Miss this season.

Trash.  Your program is nothing but classless trash. 

Thanks for proving it again.
You seem upset about something.....can't quite place my finger on it.....
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: Kaos on January 08, 2010, 02:28:55 AM
You seem upset about something.....can't quite place my finger on it.....

Not upset. 

Just disgusted that your program has the temerity to talk about tradition and class when one is fabricated the the other non-existent. 

Scoring with 30 seconds left was one of the douchebaggiest moves I've ever seen in college football.  It was a disgrace to your program and to everybody in this state.  It showed ZERO class and an utter disdain for the game. But I don't expect you to understand that. 
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: RWS on January 08, 2010, 02:57:46 AM
Not upset. 

Just disgusted that your program has the temerity to talk about tradition and class when one is fabricated the the other non-existent. 

Scoring with 30 seconds left was one of the douchebaggiest moves I've ever seen in college football.  It was a disgrace to your program and to everybody in this state.  It showed ZERO class and an utter disdain for the game. But I don't expect you to understand that. 
We took a knee against UF. That has to count for something, right?
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 08, 2010, 06:01:10 PM
We took a knee against UF. That has to count for something, right?

The score was already a blowout, so Saban didn't need to run it up. 

Also, enough bammers made fun of Tebow crying to warrant the term "classless."
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: boartitz on January 08, 2010, 06:06:06 PM
You seem upset about something.....can't quite place my finger on it.....
Title: Re: Congratulations Bama
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 08, 2010, 06:39:20 PM
"This just in....Brent Musberger proposes to Colt McCoy on the air."