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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: The Prowler on January 01, 2010, 10:18:36 PM

Title: This is why everyone makes fun of SPuat...
Post by: The Prowler on January 01, 2010, 10:18:36 PM
Okay, this is one of the many reasons:

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First baby born in Huntsville in 2010 takes middle name from Crimson Tide
January 01, 2010, 7:28PM

HUNTSVILLE, AL -- The University of Alabama's undefeated football season played into the naming of Shellie Wise's third child.

Wise, 22, of Athens, gave birth to 2010's first baby in Huntsville at 6:01 a.m. His name is Cayden Crimson Wise.

"I've always been an Alabama fan," said Wise, who had been scheduled to check into Huntsville Hospital for a Caesarean section on Monday.

"At first I was thinking of Jackson for a middle name, but then I heard someone say the word 'Crimson,' and I just thought, 'You know, I like the way that sounds.' "

And with Alabama on its way to compete for the national championship in less than a week, now seemed like a good time to use the name.

Wise, a home health worker, has a son, Landon, and daughter, Hannah, ages 5 and 4.

When she began experiencing labor pains, the new mom had her grandmother drive her to the hospital shortly before 4 a.m., "and I thought they'd send me back home." Instead, her infant was in her arms two hours later.

Wise said Huntsville Hospital gave her a gift bag and gift basket to commemorate Cayden's place in history.

http://blog.al.com/breaking/2010/01/first_baby_born_in_huntsville.html (http://blog.al.com/breaking/2010/01/first_baby_born_in_huntsville.html)

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I guess little "crimson" is glad that his Mah didn't hear someone say, "Shit".

Notice, no mention of a father in that little story...and she now has three children at the old age of 22.  

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3090 - What kind of a loser would saddle a child with that? Seriously nothing says 'doomed to be a stupid redneck' like being named after a friggin football team.

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bigwillie09 - What a redneck. Maybe the "Crimson" is really named after "Johnnie Walker Red". Their daughter's middle name is probably "Black and Mild".

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Title: Re: This is why everyone makes fun of SPuat...
Post by: BZ770 on January 01, 2010, 11:18:18 PM
Crimson

(http://www.hi-techredneck.com/redneck_baby.jpg)

Title: Re: This is why everyone makes fun of SPuat...
Post by: djsimp on January 01, 2010, 11:21:09 PM
Thats the worst photography I have seen in my life. There should be a better pic of the smile.
Title: Re: This is why everyone makes fun of SPuat...
Post by: The Prowler on January 01, 2010, 11:47:07 PM
Thats the worst photography I have seen in my life. There should be a better pic of the smile.
Yup, kid's got a face for radio...watch out Fbaum.
Title: Re: This is why everyone makes fun of SPuat...
Post by: djsimp on January 02, 2010, 12:17:58 AM
He is bound to make hundreds off dumbass phone-ins.
Title: Re: This is why everyone makes fun of SPuat...
Post by: Saniflush on January 04, 2010, 07:59:06 AM
Crimson

(http://www.hi-techredneck.com/redneck_baby.jpg)



WTF ever.

Everyone knows SPUAT fans don't have that many teeth.
Title: Re: This is why everyone makes fun of SPuat...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 04, 2010, 09:32:14 AM
Maybe one day, he can take classes tailgate at the games with little Saban and Tyde.
Title: Re: This is why everyone makes fun of SPuat...
Post by: The Prowler on January 04, 2010, 09:09:07 PM
Maybe one day, he can take classes tailgate at the games at his house with little Saban and Tyde.
atleast that's what "real" fans do....
Title: Re: This is why everyone makes fun of SPuat...
Post by: BZ770 on January 04, 2010, 10:01:46 PM
Don't you at least have to go one game in your life unlike someone who posts on this board?