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Title: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Kaos on December 28, 2009, 12:50:52 PM
Remember Dan "Nobody can win at Iowa State except for the fact that he did and it was better to pretend he didn't to better excuse the abomination Chizik gagged forth there"  McCarney? 

Did you know he was assistant head coach and defensive line coach at Florida for the last two seasons?  That Dan "He sucks because he was at Iowa State" McCarney has a NC ring? 

Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: GH2001 on December 28, 2009, 01:02:11 PM
Remember Dan "Nobody can win at Iowa State except for the fact that he did and it was better to pretend he didn't to better excuse the abomination Chizik gagged forth there"  McCarney? 

Did you know he was assistant head coach and defensive line coach at Florida for the last two seasons?  That Dan "He sucks because he was at Iowa State" McCarney has a NC ring? 



Yes and Yes.

Now what was the question again?
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 28, 2009, 01:04:39 PM
Ed Orgeron has a NC ring from USC as the d-line coach. 
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Kaos on December 28, 2009, 01:09:11 PM
Not saying it means anything necessarily, I just didn't know.  I assumed he'd been devoured by the earth since he sucked so bad at Iowa State, where no human being can ever win -- and you should believe this because there are people who actually lived somewhere around there.
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: wesfau2 on December 28, 2009, 01:09:13 PM
 That Dan "He sucks because he was at Iowa State" McCarney has a NC ring?  



Right....take the guy out of Ames and look what happens.

Actually you're mis-characterizing the argument.  No one ever claimed that McCarney sucked.  The argument was that Ames sucks and no one wins there on a sustained basis.  In fact, my posts relating to McCarney/ISU almost always contained this description of McCarney: the most successful, longest tenured and most beloved coach at ISU. 
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: The Prowler on December 28, 2009, 01:16:38 PM
Not saying it means anything necessarily, I just didn't know.  I assumed he'd been devoured by the earth since he sucked so bad at Iowa State, where no human being can ever win -- and you should believe this because there are people who actually lived somewhere around there.
Yes, Dan was such a great HC that he was hired as a DL coach at Florida...He really jumped on that success that he had at Iowa State.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Jumbo on December 28, 2009, 01:27:56 PM
Right....take the guy out of Ames and look what happens.

Actually you're mis-characterizing the argument.  No one ever claimed that McCarney sucked.  The argument was that Ames sucks and no one wins there on a sustained basis.  In fact, my posts relating to McCarney/ISU almost always contained this description of McCarney: the most successful, longest tenured and most beloved coach at ISU. 
The best coach in the last 30 years at Iowa State left the program with a losing record, that was our whole argument. We never said McCarney was a bad coach?
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: wesfau2 on December 28, 2009, 01:31:32 PM
The best coach in the last 30 years at Iowa State left the program with a losing record, that was our whole argument. We never said McCarney was a bad coach?

That's it in a nutshell.

It's easy, I suppose, to take from that a slap at McCarney, but that was not the argument.
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Kaos on December 28, 2009, 01:32:10 PM
Yes, Dan was such a great HC that he was hired as a DL coach at Florida...He really jumped on that success that he had at Iowa State.  :thumbsup:

^^

Prowler:  Taking dumbass to a whole nother level. 
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Kaos on December 28, 2009, 01:34:06 PM
That's it in a nutshell.

It's easy, I suppose, to take from that a slap at McCarney, but that was not the argument.

Wasn't really going there anyway. 

More just noting that I didn't know he'd turned up at Florida.  I found that interesting.  Assistant head coach at that.  Can't figure out how I missed that. 
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: wesfau2 on December 28, 2009, 01:36:28 PM
Wasn't really going there anyway. 

You pulled on helluva a head-fake, then.

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More just noting that I didn't know he'd turned up at Florida.  I found that interesting.  Assistant head coach at that.  Can't figure out how I missed that. 

I'm pretty sure that we covered that during the lengthy Chizik/ISU/McCarney discussions.

Oh well, learn something every day.
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: The Prowler on December 28, 2009, 01:42:37 PM
More just noting that I didn't know he'd turned up at Florida.  I found that interesting.  Assistant head coach at that.  Can't figure out how I missed that. 
Yeah, that's been covered.  The Greatest HC in the History of Iowa State football is a position coach at Florida.
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: jmar on December 28, 2009, 02:05:34 PM
He interviewed at Miami but got snatched up and given the Asst. Head title ta boot.
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Kaos on December 28, 2009, 02:06:44 PM
You pulled on helluva a head-fake, then.

I'm pretty sure that we covered that during the lengthy Chizik/ISU/McCarney discussions.

Oh well, learn something every day.

It's my MO to make ridiculing statements, but that wasn't really the impetus here.  It was just an observation with some snidery thrown in.  

I don't recall there being any convo regarding where McCarney was currently employed, but it may have been there.  Assistant HC is a decent deal, particularly working under Meyer.  
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: wesfau2 on December 28, 2009, 03:28:40 PM
It's my MO to make ridiculing statements, but that wasn't really the impetus here.  It was just an observation with some snidery thrown in.  

  

I know that, but the genesis of a lot of the (ungodly) back and forth that you incite comes from the misstatement of others' positions in service of your snark. 

Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 28, 2009, 03:50:41 PM
I know that, but the genesis of a lot of the (ungodly) back and forth that you incite comes from the misstatement of others' positions in service of your snark. 
Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment.
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: GH2001 on December 28, 2009, 04:52:46 PM
Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment.

Wench is on a roll. It looks like you have watched that movie about as many times as me.... :rofl:

Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 28, 2009, 04:55:57 PM
Wench is on a roll. It looks like you have watched that movie about as many times as me.... :rofl:
You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it.

I am bored at work.  I decided that this would be the theme for today.  Tomorrow... something different.

Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: AUChizad on December 28, 2009, 06:01:55 PM
I know that, but the genesis of a lot of the (ungodly) back and forth that you incite comes from the misstatement of others' positions in service of your snark.  


My head is spinning from this attempt at misdirection.

So now you're the one representing the more extreme version of the opposite side of the argument you rallied against?

Now you're saying the Iowa State coaches, particularly the only one that was conceeded as having a halfway unshitty season, won a NC as an assistant somewhere else (as did Chizik)? That the Iowa State coaches couldn't meet their world-beating potential because they were chained to an unwinnable black hole of a program?

And you're saying this was your position all along? Everyone else are the idiots that said that being unsuccesful there is a directly transferable guage for how they will perform at another program?

Just wanna make sure I follow...
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Kaos on December 28, 2009, 07:26:05 PM
My head is spinning from this attempt at misdirection.

So now you're the one representing the more extreme version of the opposite side of the argument you rallied against?

Now you're saying the Iowa State coaches, particularly the only one that was conceeded as having a halfway unshitty season, won a NC as an assistant somewhere else (as did Chizik)? That the Iowa State coaches couldn't meet their world-beating potential because they were chained to an unwinnable black hole of a program?

And you're saying this was your position all along? Everyone else are the idiots that said that being unsuccesful there is a directly transferable guage for how they will perform at another program?

Just wanna make sure I follow...


Actually I wasn't really saying anything other than I didn't know he was at Florida. 


That's all there is.
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 28, 2009, 09:41:43 PM

Actually I wasn't really saying anything other than I didn't know he was at Florida. 


That's all there is.

:bs: 
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Kaos on December 29, 2009, 02:40:05 AM
:bs: 

 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 29, 2009, 08:39:08 AM
You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it.

I am bored at work.  I decided that this would be the theme for today.  Tomorrow... something different.



Might I suggest a Python day?
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: The Prowler on December 29, 2009, 11:22:42 AM

Actually I wasn't really saying anything other than I didn't know he was at Florida. 


That's all there is.
Right....after his Iowa State History making Head Coaching career, he capitalized on that success when he was hired on to be South Florida's DL Coach/Ass. HC.  After that year, he was hired on to be Florida's DL Coach/Defensive Ass. HC.
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 29, 2009, 11:24:17 AM
Might I suggest a Python day?
And now for something completely different...
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 29, 2009, 11:35:09 AM
And now for something completely different...

...and then we get inside the bunny's belly...err....wait...
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Godfather on December 29, 2009, 12:09:22 PM
And now for something completely different...
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Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 29, 2009, 12:14:47 PM
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Don't try and hang with me, little man...
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 29, 2009, 12:22:52 PM
Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Godfather on December 29, 2009, 12:28:17 PM
First of all, I knew what it was from....second it is also from Rocky and Bullwinkle so suck it. Third...Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert.
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Jumbo on December 29, 2009, 12:46:50 PM
 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 29, 2009, 01:27:02 PM
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Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 29, 2009, 04:27:51 PM
First of all, I knew what it was from....second it is also from Rocky and Bullwinkle so suck it. Third...Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert.
Ooh, get her! Whoops, I've got your number ducky, you couldn't afford me dear, two three. I'll scratch your eyes out! Don't come the Brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six. Whoops! Don't look now girls, the man has just minced in with that jolly colour Sergeant, two three. Oooh!
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 29, 2009, 04:29:31 PM
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Don't call me "Señor!" I'm not a Spanish person. You must call me Mr. Biggles or Group Captain Biggles, or Mary Biggles if I'm dressed as my wife, but never "Señor!"
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 29, 2009, 04:30:46 PM
Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
You have beautiful thighs.
Title: Re: Something I didn't know...
Post by: jmar on December 29, 2009, 06:08:25 PM






                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

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