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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on December 28, 2009, 11:06:25 AM
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Stuck at work for the next 3.5 days with literally and absolutely NOTHING to do. The office is a ghost town. Someone has to be here, and being the benevolent goddess that I am, I agreed to come in to work so my assistant could take some time off - he is in his second year of law school and needed a break after finals. I finished all my current projects before I left for bammer. This is typically a slow season for offshore work due to weather. Too cold and too rough to be on the water. So unless someone needs some emergency work done, I got nothing to do.
So dance, monkeys. Amuse the Wench. Otherwise I am gonna start online shopping and we all know that just cannot end well...
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What do you call a joke that never ends?
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I could send you a pic of my penis. It's always a good chuckle for the ladies. Except for my wife. She cries and then locks herself in the bathroom for 15-30 minutes.
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What do you call a joke that never ends?
Alabama football?
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I could send you a pic of my penis. It's always a good chuckle for the ladies. Except for my wife. She cries and then locks herself in the bathroom for 15-30 minutes.
Feel free. That would cement your place in the X Hall of Shame... err, Fame. Besides, I have an enlarger function in Photoshop.
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I hear sexting is all the rage now. I too am stuck here until New Year's Eve with nothing much to do but peruse Gore's intrawebs. Send me some nekkid pics of you in the office and I will return the favor.
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I hear sexting is all the rage now. I too am stuck here until New Year's Eve with nothing much to do but peruse Gore's intrawebs. Send me some nekkid pics of you in the office and I will return the favor.
You first. Gotta have something to work with...
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This is a pretty good time waster. I think its fun, but I'm an engineering nerd.
http://bored.com/game/play/270/Contraption.html (http://bored.com/game/play/270/Contraption.html)
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This is a pretty good time waster. I think its fun, but I'm an engineering nerd.
http://bored.com/game/play/270/Contraption.html (http://bored.com/game/play/270/Contraption.html)
I married an engineer so I don't have to think like one... I am not amused. Off with your head!! :silence:
Next...
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Alabama football?
Nope.
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Nope.
Your sex life?
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Your sex life?
Nope.
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Your sex life?
Are you done yet? = Your the man.
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I agreed to come in to work so my assistant could take some time off - he is in his second year of law school and needed a break after finals.
What a pussy that kid is.
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What a pussy that kid is.
Yeah. He works 40+ hours a week doing contract review and negotiation and goes to law school at night, instead of spending time with his wife and 7 year old son.
And let me clarify one point - he works FOR ME 40+ hrs a week, etc.
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I can find more profitable things to do with my time than play games for no profit.
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This is a pretty good time waster. I think its fun, but I'm an engineering nerd.
http://bored.com/game/play/270/Contraption.html (http://bored.com/game/play/270/Contraption.html)
You just cut my future productivity in half. I'm not an engineer, but I'm addicted to this game, specifically the "on a roll" game. It's genius.
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I can find more profitable things to do with my time than play games for no profit.
Like reading the National Enquirer for the real story behind Area 51... oh, why the hell do I even bother with you...
:haha: