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Title: Someone needs to amuse me...
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 28, 2009, 11:06:25 AM
Stuck at work for the next 3.5 days with literally and absolutely NOTHING to do.  The office is a ghost town.  Someone has to be here, and being the benevolent goddess that I am, I agreed to come in to work so my assistant could take some time off - he is in his second year of law school and needed a break after finals.  I finished all my current projects before I left for bammer.  This is typically a slow season for offshore work due to weather.  Too cold and too rough to be on the water.  So unless someone needs some emergency work done, I got nothing to do.

So dance, monkeys.  Amuse the Wench.  Otherwise I am gonna start online shopping and we all know that just cannot end well...

Title: Re: Someone needs to amuse me...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 28, 2009, 11:34:11 AM
What do you call a joke that never ends?
Title: Re: Someone needs to amuse me...
Post by: Token on December 28, 2009, 11:38:52 AM
I could send you a pic of my penis.  It's always a good chuckle for the ladies.  Except for my wife.  She cries and then locks herself in the bathroom for 15-30 minutes. 
Title: Re: Someone needs to amuse me...
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 28, 2009, 11:43:23 AM
What do you call a joke that never ends?
Alabama football?
Title: Re: Someone needs to amuse me...
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 28, 2009, 11:44:12 AM
I could send you a pic of my penis.  It's always a good chuckle for the ladies.  Except for my wife.  She cries and then locks herself in the bathroom for 15-30 minutes. 
Feel free.  That would cement your place in the X Hall of Shame... err, Fame.  Besides, I have an enlarger function in Photoshop.
Title: Re: Someone needs to amuse me...
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 28, 2009, 11:58:23 AM
I hear sexting is all the rage now.  I too am stuck here until New Year's Eve with nothing much to do but peruse Gore's intrawebs.  Send me some nekkid pics of you in the office and I will return the favor.
Title: Re: Someone needs to amuse me...
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 28, 2009, 12:09:03 PM
I hear sexting is all the rage now.  I too am stuck here until New Year's Eve with nothing much to do but peruse Gore's intrawebs.  Send me some nekkid pics of you in the office and I will return the favor.
You first.  Gotta have something to work with...
Title: Re: Someone needs to amuse me...
Post by: ggraf71 on December 28, 2009, 12:23:15 PM
This is a pretty good time waster. I think its fun, but I'm an engineering nerd.

http://bored.com/game/play/270/Contraption.html (http://bored.com/game/play/270/Contraption.html)
Title: Re: Someone needs to amuse me...
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 28, 2009, 12:30:49 PM
This is a pretty good time waster. I think its fun, but I'm an engineering nerd.

http://bored.com/game/play/270/Contraption.html (http://bored.com/game/play/270/Contraption.html)
I married an engineer so I don't have to think like one...  I am not amused.  Off with your head!!   :silence:

Next...
Title: Re: Someone needs to amuse me...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 28, 2009, 12:54:38 PM
Alabama football?

Nope.
Title: Re: Someone needs to amuse me...
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 28, 2009, 01:01:03 PM
Nope.
Your sex life?
Title: Re: Someone needs to amuse me...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 28, 2009, 01:04:57 PM
Your sex life?

Nope.
Title: Re: Someone needs to amuse me...
Post by: Jumbo on December 28, 2009, 01:45:03 PM
Your sex life?
Are you done yet? = Your the man.
Title: Re: Someone needs to amuse me...
Post by: Iwannaplay on December 28, 2009, 02:53:11 PM
I agreed to come in to work so my assistant could take some time off - he is in his second year of law school and needed a break after finals.

What a pussy that kid is.
Title: Re: Someone needs to amuse me...
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 28, 2009, 03:05:39 PM
What a pussy that kid is.
Yeah.  He works 40+ hours a week doing contract review and negotiation and goes to law school at night, instead of spending time with his wife and 7 year old son. 

And let me clarify one point - he works FOR ME 40+ hrs a week, etc.
Title: Re: Someone needs to amuse me...
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 28, 2009, 03:20:05 PM
I can find more profitable things to do with my time than play games for no profit.
Title: Re: Someone needs to amuse me...
Post by: jadennis on December 28, 2009, 03:48:29 PM
This is a pretty good time waster. I think its fun, but I'm an engineering nerd.

http://bored.com/game/play/270/Contraption.html (http://bored.com/game/play/270/Contraption.html)

You just cut my future productivity in half.  I'm not an engineer, but I'm addicted to this game, specifically the "on a roll" game.  It's genius.
Title: Re: Someone needs to amuse me...
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 28, 2009, 03:51:53 PM
I can find more profitable things to do with my time than play games for no profit.
Like reading the National Enquirer for the real story behind Area 51... oh, why the hell do I even bother with you...

 :haha: