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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: djsimp on December 18, 2009, 12:06:19 PM

Title: Tim Hawthorne
Post by: djsimp on December 18, 2009, 12:06:19 PM
So the news is that he is graduating and he will be leaving the Auburn football team.
Title: Re: Tim Hawthorne
Post by: jadennis on December 18, 2009, 12:13:01 PM
Good for him (the graduating part) and I'm glad he's not a linebacker or an offensive lineman.
Title: Re: Tim Hawthorne
Post by: djsimp on December 18, 2009, 12:18:39 PM
Good for him (the graduating part) and I'm glad he's not a linebacker or an offensive lineman.

No kidding. I hate that it didnt ever pan out for him at Auburn though, as far as on the football field that is.
Title: Re: Tim Hawthorne
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 18, 2009, 01:03:30 PM
We wish you the best in your future endeavors.

Signed,

Darvin Adams
Terrell Zachery
Blake
Benton
Burns
Fannin
Lutz
Dyer
Goodwin
Kitchens
Richardson
and all the other Tigers that will play from time to time in that slot receiver roll....
Title: Re: Tim Hawthorne
Post by: Kaos on December 18, 2009, 03:09:39 PM
We wish you the best in your future endeavors.

Signed,

Darvin Adams
Terrell Zachery
Blake
Benton
Burns
Fannin
Lutz
Dyer
Goodwin
Kitchens
Richardson
and all the other Tigers that will play from time to time in that slot receiver roll....

Yes, BG02, we are rolling eleventeen deep at that position. 

Title: Re: Tim Hawthorne
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 18, 2009, 03:54:33 PM
Yes, BG02, we are rolling eleventeen deep at that position. 




I know right, because Malzahn and this offense NEVER mixes up where receivers line up.

Good call though.   You really zingered me good on that one.

:sarcasm: 

Title: Re: Tim Hawthorne
Post by: Kaos on December 18, 2009, 06:30:05 PM
Hat was an easy one.

How in the fuck did you fail to understand it?
Title: Re: Tim Hawthorne
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 18, 2009, 07:01:10 PM
Hat was an easy one.

How in the fuck did you fail to understand it?

Here's what's sure to be a fruitless conversation starter...

Can you prove why I'm wrong?  Can you say with absolute knowledge that Malzhan's offense does NOT rotate players into the different receiver positions (regardless of what the printed depth chart tells you)?
Title: Re: Tim Hawthorne
Post by: Kaos on December 19, 2009, 08:51:52 AM
Here's what's sure to be a fruitless conversation starter...

Can you prove why I'm wrong?  Can you say with absolute knowledge that Malzhan's offense does NOT rotate players into the different receiver positions (regardless of what the printed depth chart tells you)?

Can you take your panties off your head for five minutes and understand when I'm making a wisecrack?  

Your frothing at the mouth here is completely irrelevant to the joke I made.  I don't even care what you're talking about.  

Christ in a Chicago Taxi, dude, get a grip on yourself.   Let me break it down for you.  Nobody said anything about you being wrong or right.  You need to harness the anger bees that buzz in your head.

You remember BG03, right?  Used to smack your ass around on the other site.  Well, one of his big things whenever somebody left the Alabama program was to immediately proclaim that the player in question wasn't needed and then list all the players who were as good as better.  He started the "rolling xxx deep" you know?  You should know, you were there.  

Anyway, your contribution here (regardless of the validity) was a monument to his tactic.  BG03 lite, as it were.  Thus the co-mingling of his BG and your former 02 designation.  

I'll send you an instruction manual in English, Spanish, French and Portuguese every time I make a wisecrack from here on out, because this is the second time your self-righteous pomposity has derailed a sardonic quip.  

Some of us work with razors, knives and an assortment of tools.  You have a hammer.   i'll try to keep that in mind.  
Title: Re: Tim Hawthorne
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 19, 2009, 11:03:31 AM
Can you take your panties off your head for five minutes and understand when I'm making a wisecrack?  

Your frothing at the mouth here is completely irrelevant to the joke I made.  I don't even care what you're talking about.  

Christ in a Chicago Taxi, dude, get a grip on yourself.   Let me break it down for you.  Nobody said anything about you being wrong or right.  You need to harness the anger bees that buzz in your head.

You remember BG03, right?  Used to smack your ass around on the other site.  Well, one of his big things whenever somebody left the Alabama program was to immediately proclaim that the player in question wasn't needed and then list all the players who were as good as better.  He started the "rolling xxx deep" you know?  You should know, you were there.  

Anyway, your contribution here (regardless of the validity) was a monument to his tactic.  BG03 lite, as it were.  Thus the co-mingling of his BG and your former 02 designation.  

I'll send you an instruction manual in English, Spanish, French and Portuguese every time I make a wisecrack from here on out, because this is the second time your self-righteous pomposity has derailed a sardonic quip.  

Some of us work with razors, knives and an assortment of tools.  You have a hammer.   i'll try to keep that in mind.  

I know. I know.  I should have caught up on your one time razor-esque wit here after the 3000 blunt fuck filled chopper's a dumbass responses... 

I'll be sure to extend the radar out a little more next time....
Title: Re: Tim Hawthorne
Post by: Birmingham on December 19, 2009, 01:43:25 PM
A kid using his scholarship to actually get an education.  Kind of nice to see.
Title: Re: Tim Hawthorne
Post by: djsimp on December 19, 2009, 01:45:33 PM
A kid using his scholarship to actually get an education.  Kind of nice to see.

Imagine that! By the way, thank you for getting this thread back on track.
Title: Re: Tim Hawthorne
Post by: Kaos on December 19, 2009, 03:04:23 PM
Imagine that! By the way, thank you for getting this thread back on track.

Amen to that.