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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: kirkAU on January 30, 2008, 11:02:12 PM

Title: And the Winner is...
Post by: kirkAU on January 30, 2008, 11:02:12 PM
Alabama announces Jim McElwain (Fresno State) has been hired as the Crimson Tide's new offensive coordinator and quarterbacks coach.

what do ya'll think?
Title: Re: And the Winner is...
Post by: Tiger Six on January 30, 2008, 11:04:18 PM
This offense will be known as the McPendry before it's all said and done.
Title: Re: And the Winner is...
Post by: The Prowler on January 31, 2008, 01:01:17 AM
Quote from: kirkAU on January 30, 2008, 11:02:12 PM
Alabama announces Jim McElwain (Fresno State) has been hired as the Crimson Tide's new offensive coordinator and quarterbacks coach.

what do ya'll think?
I think he's like those chance chocolates that you give on Valentine's Day...And the Turds are gonna bite into his system and be like, "Awww, CRAP, We got the one filled with Tooth Paste!!!!!!!!!"  Better go after 7 more at the end of this year, just to get the taste out of our mouth.
Title: Re: And the Winner is...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 31, 2008, 08:22:25 AM
Quote from: kirkAU on January 30, 2008, 11:02:12 PM
Alabama announces Jim McElwain (Fresno State) has been hired as the Crimson Tide's new offensive coordinator and quarterbacks coach.

what do ya'll think?
I think the guy looks just like Ron Howard's brother.  I keep expecting to see him holding up a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to Sabban.
Title: Re: And the Winner is...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 31, 2008, 10:39:28 AM
PB&J   Mmmmmm

I'm gonna' bust a nut when Steele leaves to start the USA program.  The president of South was on our local sports talk show this morning saying he couldn't give it away, but the guy is a current DC and is on campus for his second interview today.  Sounded pretty sure this was the guy.

KS...perhaps?
Title: Re: And the Winner is...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 31, 2008, 11:08:03 AM
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on January 31, 2008, 10:39:28 AM
PB&J   Mmmmmm

I'm gonna' bust a nut when Steele leaves to start the USA program.  The president of South was on our local sports talk show this morning saying he couldn't give it away, but the guy is a current DC and is on campus for his second interview today.  Sounded pretty sure this was the guy.

KS...perhaps?
Yeah, bbbbbbbb buut we don't need no Defensive Cooerdenater no ways.  Sabban is a Deefenseve Geeenus, so it don't matter.  We never liked him anyways.
Title: Re: And the Winner is...
Post by: Jumbo on January 31, 2008, 11:36:12 AM
Quote from: Hugh Jass on January 31, 2008, 11:08:03 AM
Yeah, bbbbbbbb buut we don't need no Defensive Cooerdenater no ways.  Sabban is a Deefenseve Geeenus, so it don't matter.  We never liked him anyways.
Yeah Sabban invented Defense!
Title: Re: And the Winner is...
Post by: stewiegriffin on January 31, 2008, 05:47:13 PM
I'm sorry but "the SABAN" actually invented the whole game of football, not just defense.
Title: Re: And the Winner is...
Post by: Jumbo on February 01, 2008, 01:53:58 AM
Quote from: stewiegriffin on January 31, 2008, 05:47:13 PM
I'm sorry but "the SABAN" actually invented the whole game of football, not just defense.
He invented message boards!
Title: Re: And the Winner is...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 02, 2008, 04:15:02 PM
I hear the NCAA is discussing yet another rule change for football. They are going to require that the word defense be changed to "Saban" effective this season. Any school that refuses the change will not be allowed to go to Shreveport.
Title: Re: And the Winner is...
Post by: Jumbo on February 03, 2008, 03:21:04 AM
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on February 02, 2008, 04:15:02 PM
I hear the NCAA is discussing yet another rule change for football. They are going to require that the word defense be changed to "Saban" effective this season. Any school that refuses the change will not be allowed to go to Shreveport.
Everytime you say his name and angel gets it's wings.
Title: Re: And the Winner is...
Post by: AUChizad on February 03, 2008, 04:29:22 PM
Quote from: jumbo on February 03, 2008, 03:21:04 AM
Everytime you say his name and angel gets it's wings.
Just don't say it three times in front of a mirror.