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Title: Got my dream job today
Post by: Birmingham on December 08, 2009, 09:50:58 PM
The responses to this should be interesting but regardless of that the title is true.  Today I was hired for the job I hoped to get after I got my degree.  And for more money I had hoped to get.







Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: AUChizad on December 08, 2009, 09:54:44 PM
I didn't know Saban actually had a personal jizz-mopper.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Token on December 08, 2009, 09:55:10 PM
You never said who the 4 stars were.  I can't find any who recently de-committed.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: No Huddle on December 08, 2009, 09:56:36 PM
The responses to this should be interesting but regardless of that the title is true.  Today I was hired for the job I hoped to get after I got my degree.  And for more money I had hoped to get.










What was it?
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Birmingham on December 08, 2009, 09:57:11 PM
You never said who the 4 stars were.  I can't find any who recently de-committed.

that's not what this thread is about but... http://rivals.yahoo.com/auburn/football/recruiting/player-Antonio-Goodwin-85342 (http://rivals.yahoo.com/auburn/football/recruiting/player-Antonio-Goodwin-85342)
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 08, 2009, 09:57:47 PM
Congrats man.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Birmingham on December 08, 2009, 10:00:24 PM
Congrats man.

I see you've taken my apology to heart.  I'll turn over a new leaf yet.

As for what the job is, it's a very public job.  I have a feeling that if I were to say what it was I'd have to also stop posting here.  I'll probably have to drop this persona regardless but for the time being there's not a chance in hell I'm revealing the name of my new employer.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 08, 2009, 10:05:29 PM
I see you've taken my apology to heart.  I'll turn over a new leaf yet.

As for what the job is, it's a very public job.  I have a feeling that if I were to say what it was I'd have to also stop posting here.  I'll probably have to drop this persona regardless but for the time being there's not a chance in hell I'm revealing the name of my new employer.

Fuck your apology beeeeyotch. :fu:

Probably not a good idea to post names of employers and all that.  If this is on the up and up...outside the message board world..good job.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: No Huddle on December 08, 2009, 10:13:20 PM
As for what the job is, it's a very public job.  I have a feeling that if I were to say what it was I'd have to also stop posting here.  I'll probably have to drop this persona regardless but for the time being there's not a chance in hell I'm revealing the name of my new employer.

You do not have to say exactly but you can give us a hint.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 08, 2009, 10:14:05 PM
Wow, you learn something new every day. Who knew that being a garbage truck driver required behavioral adjustment.

You're a stupid fucking asshole and that is all you'll ever be. My sincerest hope is that you trip and fall ass first onto a bottle of acid.

Fuck you, fuck your stupid fucking job, and fuck your worthless fucking correspondence course "degree".  
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: CCTAU on December 08, 2009, 10:15:02 PM
Yeah. We really don't give a shit who you are and none of us ever want to testify because if it. Just continue to be the resident horse's ass and we'll know you by that alone. Glad you got a job, though. It's always nice to see hard work pay off. Now maybe your wife and that other dude's kids will live better.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: BZ770 on December 08, 2009, 10:34:28 PM
I've heard Gay Porn pays well, and that most of the actors are actually straight. I'll take your word for it. Congratulations. :vn:
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 08, 2009, 10:38:35 PM
Be careful...that french fry grease gets pretty hot.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Kaos on December 08, 2009, 10:49:39 PM
Thanks for getting a job.  Will you ask Uncle Obama to ease the fuck up on the taxes a little bit since I got one less to support?
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: AUChizad on December 09, 2009, 08:59:52 AM
I suggest moving to the west coast if you really want your male anal bleaching career to take off.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Birmingham on December 09, 2009, 09:14:01 AM
I suggest moving to the west coast if you really want your male anal bleaching career to take off.

good lord man, do people do that?  I'm too scared to google it.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: 280TIGER on December 09, 2009, 09:16:10 AM
The responses to this should be interesting but regardless of that the title is true.  Today I was hired for the job I hoped to get after I got my degree.  And for more money I had hoped to get.









Good thing you got the job now.  You will never get your degree, ever.  You will always be a two-bit jackass that spends all day on the internet posting mindless shit.  Your life is garbage, your wife is a whore (that likes dudes to jam her with your cigars while she blows them), and your kids are goofy looking.  Hopefully this "dream job" will take away all of your free time, stress you out and make your life even more miserable.   :fu:
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: GH2001 on December 09, 2009, 09:47:03 AM
DAMN 280.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: jadennis on December 09, 2009, 10:27:35 AM
DAMN 280.

No kidding, I thought I was reading a personal email from Kaos to Jay Jacobs.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 09, 2009, 10:43:03 AM
No kidding, I thought I was reading a personal email from Kaos to Jay Jacobs.


 :rofl: :vn:
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Birmingham on December 09, 2009, 10:49:46 AM
Good thing you got the job now.  You will never get your degree, ever.  You will always be a two-bit jackass that spends all day on the internet posting mindless poop.  Your life is garbage, your wife is a whore (that likes dudes to jam her with your cigars while she blows them), and your kids are goofy looking.  Hopefully this "dream job" will take away all of your free time, stress you out and make your life even more miserable.   :fu:

I can't post the way I do and then get upset at people for responding the way you have here.  It's part of receiving what I also give and I do it knowing that ahead of time and don't bitch about it.  I take more than most here and do it understanding that I also give more than most here.  With that said, you clearly depict why I think it's horse shit that people speak of Auburn as a group of people with character and class.  You have neither.  The same can be said about me but I don't claim otherwise.  

Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: jadennis on December 09, 2009, 10:55:39 AM
I can't post the way I do and then get upset at people for responding the way you have here.  It's part of receiving what I also give and I do it knowing that ahead of time and don't bitch about it.  I take more than most here and do it understanding that I also give more than most here.  With that said, you clearly depict why I think it's horse poop that people speak of Auburn as a group of people with character and class.  You have neither.  The same can be said about me but I don't claim otherwise.  



Despite being a douche, you seem reasonably intelligent...you honestly don't see the difference in responding to a douche and actually being a douche?

Sure his post was harsh, but you have to see that you earned that response.  He didn't just go find an Alabama board and pick out some random Saban-sucking member and start berating him.  He is reacting to what you provoke.  There is a big difference in reacting to something and instigating something.

Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Birmingham on December 09, 2009, 11:02:12 AM
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I can't post the way I do and then get upset at people for responding the way you have here.  It's part of receiving what I also give and I do it knowing that ahead of time and don't bitch about it.  I take more than most here and do it understanding that I also give more than most here. With that said, you clearly depict why I think it's horse poop that people speak of Auburn as a group of people with character and class.  You have neither.  The same can be said about me but I don't claim otherwise. 

Despite being a douche, you seem reasonably intelligent...you honestly don't see the difference in responding to a douche and actually being a douche?

Sure his post was harsh, but you have to see that you earned that response.  He didn't just go find an Alabama board and pick out some random Saban-sucking member and start berating him.  He is reacting to what you provoke.  There is a big difference in reacting to something and instigating something.



Please read my response again.  You must have missed some of it.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: CCTAU on December 09, 2009, 11:02:37 AM
Despite being a douche, you seem reasonably intelligent...you honestly don't see the difference in responding to a douche and actually being a douche?

Sure his post was harsh, but you have to see that you earned that response.  He didn't just go find an Alabama board and pick out some random Saban-sucking member and start berating him.  He is reacting to what you provoke.  There is a big difference in reacting to something and instigating something.



OK. I felt dirty after 280's response. After your's, I feel like I should be sending a check to some therapist.

We have such a wide variety of intellects on this board. But remember, being a bammer negates any secondary education.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: jadennis on December 09, 2009, 11:23:48 AM
Please read my response again.  You must have missed some of it.

I got it the first time, but you negated everything you said in the beginning of your post as soon as you said, "I think it's horse shit that people speak of Auburn as a group of people with character and class.  You have neither."

If you really meant the first part of your post, and understood the difference, you wouldn't have followed it with what I quoted above.

If someone keeps picking on you and picking on you and then you kick their ass, that doesn't make you a bully.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Kaos on December 09, 2009, 11:32:27 AM
I can't post the way I do and then get upset at people for responding the way you have here.  It's part of receiving what I also give and I do it knowing that ahead of time and don't bitch about it.  I take more than most here and do it understanding that I also give more than most here.  With that said, you clearly depict why I think it's horse poop that people speak of Auburn as a group of people with character and class.  You have neither.  The same can be said about me but I don't claim otherwise.  



You overestimate your contribution. 

What you "give" is elementary school level smack attempts and knuckle-dragging, drooling ignorance. 

What you get in return is scorn with occasional bouts of pity thrown in by the kinder-hearted few. 

Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: ibelonginprison on December 09, 2009, 11:33:27 AM
Fuck you, twatwaffle.





Aside from that, congrats.  And I would never reveal what I do on here.   :poke:
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Birmingham on December 09, 2009, 11:37:33 AM
I got it the first time, but you negated everything you said in the beginning of your post as soon as you said, "I think it's horse poop that people speak of Auburn as a group of people with character and class.  You have neither."

If you really meant the first part of your post, and understood the difference, you wouldn't have followed it with what I quoted above.

If someone keeps picking on you and picking on you and then you kick their ass, that doesn't make you a bully.

Apparently you read my response but didn't understand it.  Knowing that I give as much as I get around here doesn't bind me from pointing out that others are just as much assholes as they're accusing me of being.  It keeps me from whining like a bitch, having my feelings hurt and going to the moderators asking them to ban people on my behalf.  If anything I bring out the true colors in people like 280.  If this place was a circlejerk most here would fit into the whole Auburn/Character/Class bullshit.

Just so I understand your hypersensitive point of view, because I say mean things on here and am not popular I shouldn't expect to be allowed to acknowledge others that try to outdo me?  I disagree and am gonna have a moderator ban you because that hurt my feelings.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 09, 2009, 11:43:17 AM
Apparently you read my response but didn't understand it.  Knowing that I give as much as I get around here doesn't bind me from pointing out that others are just as much assholes as they're accusing me of being.  It keeps me from whining like a bitch, having my feelings hurt and going to the moderators asking them to ban people on my behalf.  If anything I bring out the true colors in people like 280.  If this place was a circlejerk most here would fit into the whole Auburn/Character/Class bullshit.

Just so I understand your hypersensitive point of view, because I say mean things on here and am not popular I shouldn't expect to be allowed to acknowledge others that try to outdo me?  I disagree and am gonna have a moderator ban you because that hurt my feelings.


I don't like the tone of this thread.  Moderators, whack his pee pee.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Birmingham on December 09, 2009, 11:46:29 AM
Birdman, Ban this man.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: jadennis on December 09, 2009, 11:48:10 AM
Apparently you read my response but didn't understand it.  Knowing that I give as much as I get around here doesn't bind me from pointing out that others are just as much buttholes as they're accusing me of being.  It keeps me from whining like a bitch, having my feelings hurt and going to the moderators asking them to ban people on my behalf.  If anything I bring out the true colors in people like 280.  If this place was a circlejerk most here would fit into the whole Auburn/Character/Class bullpoop.

Just so I understand your hypersensitive point of view, because I say mean things on here and am not popular I shouldn't expect to be allowed to acknowledge others that try to outdo me?  I disagree and am gonna have a moderator ban you because that hurt my feelings.

I understood your post clearly, your logic just doesn't make sense...at all.  You "bring out the true colors" of people?  That doesn't make any sense.  So if you break into my house and I shoot your ass, that brings out the true colors of me as a murderer?  I know you say you understood the difference in responding to a douche and being a douche, but your argument continues to show you really don't.  Being a douche "shows your true colors", responding to a douche simply means you're not passive.  

I don't get where you're going with an argument that tries to correlate what you do with what 280 just did.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: ibelonginprison on December 09, 2009, 11:51:38 AM
the douche canoe has set sail for the rapids..........
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: jadennis on December 09, 2009, 11:58:01 AM
Just so I understand your hypersensitive point of view, because I say mean things on here and am not popular I shouldn't expect to be allowed to acknowledge others that try to outdo me?  

By the way, this ^^^^^ I have no problem with.  Be an ass, and when people shoot back, take them down, I don't care or have a problem with that.  I'm just saying don't be an ass, and when people shoot back say they have no class and are just like you, that's all I'm saying. 

The back and forth is entertaining most of the time.  Just know who you are as a bammer and know who Auburn people are, and never, never try to pretend they are the same.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Birmingham on December 09, 2009, 12:01:51 PM
Jade, can I assume that you associate posting on a forum that players have decommited from Auburn and breaking into someone's house are one in the same?  Because if so you need to get a better lock on your door.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: jadennis on December 09, 2009, 12:11:09 PM
can I assume that you associate posting on a forum that players have decommited from Auburn and breaking into someone's house are one in the same?  


No.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: chinook on December 09, 2009, 01:17:05 PM
I suggest moving to the west coast if you really want your male anal bleaching career to take off.

whoa...lets focus on one city...let's say san francisco. 
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: GH2001 on December 09, 2009, 02:08:51 PM
JAD makes perfect sense Vaginahead. You just don't comprehend that his logic is correct. Not your fault. He is just above your level of logic naturally. Shall I post the Forrest Gump picture again with the IQ chart? Your new job isn't retreading tires is it? I'm kidding.

As far as off the board stuff - glad you got a job you wanted, hope its what you want, etc etc etc.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: JR4AU on December 09, 2009, 02:26:32 PM
I can't post the way I do and then get upset at people for responding the way you have here.  It's part of receiving what I also give and I do it knowing that ahead of time and don't bitch about it.  I take more than most here and do it understanding that I also give more than most here.  With that said, you clearly depict why I think it's horse shit that people speak of Auburn as a group of people with character and class.  You have neither.  The same can be said about me but I don't claim otherwise.  



What troubles me is that you are possessed of the mindset to use the net as a shield to run your idiotic bullshit anonymously, yet now claim to have landed a job that wouldn't approve of such juvenile antics.  While the behavior might change, it's a better bet it will simply be shifted to another area of your life that you think will be less visible.  Cowardly shitbags don't suddenly grow up, and grow a pair.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: GH2001 on December 09, 2009, 03:05:28 PM
Jade, can I assume that you associate posting on a forum that players have decommited from Auburn and breaking into someone's house are one in the same?  Because if so you need to get a better lock on your door.

Just curious - how old are you?
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 09, 2009, 04:27:21 PM
Thank goodness you are finally gainfully employed.  All the gay bars in Nooger were getting tired of your past due bar tabs.

I hope you are successful.  It helps that you have such low expectations for yourself.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: jadennis on December 09, 2009, 04:53:44 PM
It helps that you have such low expectations for yourself.

You must be referring to his moment of self revelation...

...character and class.  You have neither.  The same can be said about me but I don't claim otherwise. 
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Talon on December 09, 2009, 09:42:17 PM
Congrats on the job Leaky Anus! Just be sure you don't go out of your "work area" or the ankle bracelet will go off and you'll be back behind bars, uh,  I mean unemployed again.
And 280...out fucking standing job!!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: RWS on December 09, 2009, 09:50:28 PM
Why in the FUCK don't we have an "Epic" forum or something for threads like this to retire to? Too much stupid shit happens on this board to not have somewhere that it can be easily found later.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Token on December 09, 2009, 09:57:47 PM
Why in the phuk don't we have an "Epic" forum or something for threads like this to retire to? Too much stupid poop happens on this board to not have somewhere that it can be easily found later.

DKW already trademarked the classics forum. 
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 09, 2009, 10:10:41 PM
DKW already trademarked the classics forum. 
Oh Snap
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Kaos on December 10, 2009, 12:00:55 AM
DKW already trademarked the classics forum. 

He said we could have it for $2000 and a movie-sized box of skittles.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Jumbo on December 10, 2009, 12:15:13 AM
DKW already trademarked the classics forum. 
Titan gonna lock this bitch down.
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 10, 2009, 02:43:15 PM
Titan gonna lock this bitch down start banning some motherfuckers.
FTFY
Title: Re: Got my dream job today
Post by: boartitz on December 10, 2009, 03:13:39 PM
FTFY
You mean I went to SF for that asshole bleach job for naught?
Last time I listen to any Bammers.