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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Godfather on December 04, 2009, 03:08:22 PM

Title: Let us Pray...
Post by: Godfather on December 04, 2009, 03:08:22 PM

In honor of tomorrows Second Coming..may I suggest a prayer on behalf of the Lords team....The Florida Gators.

Please say it with me now.

    Our Tebow, who art in heaven,
    Hallowed be thy Name.
    Thy kingdom come.
    Thy will be done,
    On earth as it is on thy gridiron.
    Give us this day our daily run.
    And forgive us our interceptions,
    As we forgive those who intercept against us.
    And lead us not into a sack,
    But deliver us from bama.

Amen

Title: Re: Let us Pray...
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 04, 2009, 03:12:15 PM

or:

Our Tebow, who art in Gainesville, Hallowed be thy name. Thy Jump Pass come. Thy will be done, in Atlanta as it was last year.Give us this day our annual Bama beatdown. And forgive us for never letting you beat us, as we forgive the media for deifying ...you.And lead us not into redneck chants of "13, Baby!"but deliver us from Saban. Amen."See More

Title: Re: Let us Pray...
Post by: Godfather on December 04, 2009, 03:50:58 PM

(http://tigersx.com/images/hail.jpg)

Title: Re: Let us Pray...
Post by: ibelonginprison on December 04, 2009, 03:57:44 PM

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm going to hell now, for sure.... but........  :clap: :clap: :clap: :rofl: :rofl: :clap: :rofl: :rofl: :bugs: :bugs: :bc: :bc: :bc: :gig: :vn: :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: Let us Pray...
Post by: jadennis on December 04, 2009, 04:01:55 PM

Don't worry IB, Biblically speaking, the Pope isn't actually holy or infallible (unlike what they've taught for over 1000 years), so I don't think that picture is technically blasphemous. 

Laugh away.   :popcorn:

Title: Re: Let us Pray...
Post by: Godfather on December 04, 2009, 04:08:01 PM

Quote from: jaddazio on December 04, 2009, 04:01:55 PM

Don't worry IB, Biblically speaking, the Pope isn't actually holy or infallible (unlike what they've taught for over 1000 years), so I don't think that picture is technically blasphemous. 

Laugh away.   :popcorn:

Actually it was a picture of Christ, but Tebow is his son so that makes it non-blasphemous

Title: Re: Let us Pray...
Post by: ibelonginprison on December 04, 2009, 04:16:49 PM

Quote from: Gatorfather on December 04, 2009, 04:08:01 PM

Actually it was a picture of Christ, but Tebow is his son so that makes it non-blasphemous

Of course butchering the Lords Prayer.... 


But seriously, I think even God laughed.  So we're good.

Title: Re: Let us Pray...
Post by: boartitz on December 04, 2009, 04:38:09 PM

I like the one about casting your seeds into the belly of a whore instead of upon the ground. That is the same book ain't it? Or was that the Happy Hooker?

Title: Re: Let us Pray...
Post by: ibelonginprison on December 04, 2009, 04:50:41 PM

I always aim for the face or the tits.


Wait... what are we talking about here?

Title: Re: Let us Pray...
Post by: RWS on December 05, 2009, 09:41:47 AM

I hope that Rolando McClain breaks a foot off in Tebow's ass.

Title: Re: Let us Pray...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 05, 2009, 09:43:07 AM

Quote from: CBS on December 05, 2009, 09:41:47 AM

I hope that Rolando McClain breaks a foot off in Tebow's ass.

Why do you hate Christianity?

Title: Re: Let us Pray...
Post by: Aubie16 on December 05, 2009, 10:29:35 AM

Our Tebow, who art in Gainesville,
hallowed be thy name. Thy jump pass come,
thy will be done, in Atlanta as it was last year.
Give us this day our annual Bama beatdown.
And forgive us for never letting you beat us (WAR EAGLE!),
as we forgive the media for defying you.
And lead us not into redneck chants of "13, baby!"
but deliver us from Saban.

Amen.