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Title: OK...who let Thrilla into the Southlake Mall?
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 03, 2009, 10:39:34 AM
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'Elf' jailed over dynamite hoax on Ga. mall Santa

MORROW, Ga. – A man dressed as an elf is jailed after police in Georgia say he told a mall Santa that he was carrying dynamite.

Police say Southlake Mall in suburban Atlanta was evacuated but no explosives were found.

Morrow police arrested 45-year-old William C. Caldwell III, who was being held without bond Thursday in the Clayton County jail. He was not part of the mall's Christmas staff.

Police say Caldwell got in line Wednesday evening to have his picture taken with Santa Claus.

Police say when Caldwell reached the front of the line, he told Santa he had dynamite in his bag. Santa called mall security and Caldwell was arrested.

Caldwell faces several charges, including having hoax devices and making terroristic threats.

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Information from: The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, http://www.ajc.com (http://www.ajc.com)
Title: Re: OK...who let Thrilla into the Southlake Mall?
Post by: CCTAU on December 03, 2009, 11:20:19 AM
What he meant was that he was about to have an explosion in his pants. Santa got it all wrong.
Title: Re: OK...who let Thrilla into the Southlake Mall?
Post by: Thrilla on December 03, 2009, 12:37:03 PM
I had to call that Santa out.  He stunk and smelled like beef and cheese.  He didn't smell like the real Santa.
Title: Re: OK...who let Thrilla into the Southlake Mall?
Post by: wesfau2 on December 03, 2009, 12:37:54 PM
Quote from: Meyerilla on December 03, 2009, 12:37:03 PM
I had to call that Santa out.  He stunk and smelled like beef and cheese.  He didn't smell like the real Santa.

Louis Winthorp, III is not amused.
Title: Re: OK...who let Thrilla into the Southlake Mall?
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 03, 2009, 12:50:11 PM
Quote from: Meyerilla on December 03, 2009, 12:37:03 PM
I had to call that Santa out.  He stunk and smelled like beef and cheese.  He didn't smell like the real Santa.
You know, you can't just go around and shoot people in the kneecaps with a double-barreled shotgun 'cause you pissed at 'em.
Title: Re: OK...who let Thrilla into the Southlake Mall?
Post by: chinook on December 03, 2009, 01:21:06 PM
they claimed they weren't misfits...

(http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/M_R/Rq_Rz/rudolph_redNosedReindeer/crops/rudolph-red-nosed-reindeer5.jpg)
Title: Re: OK...who let Thrilla into the Southlake Mall?
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 03, 2009, 02:16:45 PM
Quote from: Spikesook on December 03, 2009, 01:21:06 PM
they claimed they weren't misfits...

(http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/M_R/Rq_Rz/rudolph_redNosedReindeer/crops/rudolph-red-nosed-reindeer5.jpg)


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