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Title: Just because...
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 28, 2009, 11:01:08 PM

There was a family of three moles. They lived outside a human home. The family in the house was making breakfast.

The father mole stuck his head outside of the hole and said, “I smell bacon and eggs.”

The mother stuck her head out the hole and said, “I smell sausage and french toast.”

The baby mole, not able to get his head through, said “I smell molasses.”

Title: Re: Just because...
Post by: ggraf71 on November 29, 2009, 12:51:37 AM

(http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm303/fearno2/Futurama_Fry_Looking_Squint.jpg)


I see what you did there.

Title: Re: Just because...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 29, 2009, 01:17:25 AM

(http://f.imagehost.org/0537/i-lold3.jpg)

Title: Re: Just because...
Post by: CCTAU on November 30, 2009, 09:53:32 AM

Moral of the story. Show them your molass. Get there first.

Title: Re: Just because...
Post by: Ranger12 on December 01, 2009, 09:26:10 AM

Yeah, I had to read that one a few times to get the punchline. Going to have to tell that one to my blonde wife and see if her head explodes trying to figure it out.