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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: No Huddle on November 20, 2009, 11:25:40 AM

Title: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: No Huddle on November 20, 2009, 11:25:40 AM
Have a nice day.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/293688-alabamas-scout-team-from-hell (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/293688-alabamas-scout-team-from-hell)
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: AUChizad on November 20, 2009, 12:01:19 PM
Have a nice day.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/293688-alabamas-scout-team-from-hell (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/293688-alabamas-scout-team-from-hell)
What would lead you to believe that anyone here would give a fuck.
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 20, 2009, 12:08:16 PM
So some Bama fan who writes for a "blogspot" type sports site thinks Bama's scout team looks impressive based on Rivals recruiting numbers.

Wow.  Real insight in this thread.
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: Godfather on November 20, 2009, 12:12:17 PM
 :taunt:
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Post by: djsimp on November 20, 2009, 12:27:52 PM
My morning poop was more interesting then this garbage "article".
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: Mr. Sensible on November 20, 2009, 12:58:56 PM
I hate "aight" as much as I hate "day by day."

Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: Godfather on November 20, 2009, 01:14:07 PM
My morning poop was more interesting then this garbage "article".
Do tell..
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: Mr. Sensible on November 20, 2009, 01:25:05 PM
How It Must Feel To Be a Bama Fan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEHJ6cHtRT0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEHJ6cHtRT0#)
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: djsimp on November 20, 2009, 01:44:48 PM
Do tell..

I can do that. Well, it kind of hurt at first because I had to travel a mile it seemed to get to the bathroom here at work. Along the way, Mr. Johnny Smilietalk wanted let me in on the fact it was Friday and share his funk breath. I managed to scape myself off the floor as he moved along and hurriedly made my way just a few more steps into the action arena. The favorite stall was phukin taken, which by the is the handicap stall because of the enormous leg space and is the furthest one down in the bathroom. So at this point I was forced to choose b/w my fave and the other stall that is about 6" wide. So small that when your close the stall door you basically have to straddle the toilet. Not mention, if the partition wasnt there, the guy using the pisser could literally use your shoulder has a hand rest. Phukin sux. Needless to say, I chose the midget stall. Too my surprise, I only had to spray the toilet seat twice to ensure my safety. Atleast my zipper didnt get stuck. You know though, with all that the relief from the monster poop well surpassed the troubles to get there and just so you know, I had to flush twice.
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: No Huddle on November 20, 2009, 01:53:52 PM
Sorry just passing along some information.
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: Godfather on November 20, 2009, 01:57:27 PM
Not mention, if the partition wasnt there, the guy using the pisser could literally use your shoulder has a hand rest. Phukin sux.
Why do you hate Glory Holes?

and your right that was much more interesting than the article, I didn't even read the article.
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: djsimp on November 20, 2009, 02:02:37 PM
Why do you hate Glory Holes?

and your right that was much more interesting than the article, I didn't even read the article.

Not that I hate the glory holes, just the severe close proximity of the partition. Sort of like a putting an American Bulldog into a pet taxi made for a Rat Terrier.
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: AUChizad on November 20, 2009, 03:12:44 PM
Why do you hate Glory Holes?

and your right that was much more interesting than the article, I didn't even read the article.
It was truly riveting.

Personally, I always go either one flight down to the first floor, where only HR and people passing through on their way in or out the front door stop by, or up one flight to accounting, where very few men work. Both of those stalls are almost always empty.

You can't look at a man the same and take them seriously as a business professional when you recognize their shoes under the stall when you're just outside it taking a piss in the urinal.
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: djsimp on November 20, 2009, 03:16:49 PM
It was truly riveting.

Personally, I always go either one flight down to the first floor, where only HR and people passing through on their way in or out the front door stop by, or up one flight to accounting, where very few men work. Both of those stalls are almost always empty.

You can't look at a man the same and take them seriously as a business professional when you recognize their shoes under the stall when you're just outside it taking a piss in the urinal.

Especially when its smelling like a freakin paper mill in there. Dude dropping bombs and no courtesy flush. Thats when wearing "normal" shoes come in handy.
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: Godfather on November 20, 2009, 03:28:10 PM
You can't look at a man the same and take them seriously as a business professional when you recognize their shoes under the stall when you're just outside it taking a piss in the urinal.

Thats when wearing "normal" shoes come in handy.

Fuck the courtesy flush! 

and you two boys worry me, wtf are you doing staring so hard at another mans shoes....next you will be telling me you touched balls.
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: djsimp on November 20, 2009, 03:40:56 PM
Quote
next you will be telling me you touched balls.

Dont be haten' phuker.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on November 20, 2009, 04:00:30 PM
I took an A.C. Slater this morning just to change things up.
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 20, 2009, 04:06:43 PM
Can a woman get into this conversation or is this exclusively male?  My experience is relevant - the Vicodin has been creating some serious stoppage issues lately, but nothing a Tostino's frozen pizza couldn't fix.  As of this morning, all is finally well with the world.  Stepped on the scale afterwards and was down another 2 lbs - no kidding.
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: djsimp on November 20, 2009, 04:21:38 PM
Can a woman get into this conversation or is this exclusively male?  My experience is relevant - the Vicodin has been creating some serious stoppage issues lately, but nothing a Tostino's frozen pizza couldn't fix.  As of this morning, all is finally well with the world.  Stepped on the scale afterwards and was down another 2 lbs - no kidding.

Pizza rolls will do it too. You can always count on the bi-product grease from frozen pizzas to lubricate the pooper tunnel.
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 20, 2009, 04:23:11 PM
Can a woman get into this conversation or is this exclusively male?  My experience is relevant - the Vicodin has been creating some serious stoppage issues lately, but nothing a Tostino's frozen pizza couldn't fix.  As of this morning, all is finally well with the world.  Stepped on the scale afterwards and was down another 2 lbs - no kidding.

You know the dump was good when your pants fit better afterward.  Or if you lose 2 pounds.
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: Token on November 20, 2009, 04:33:26 PM
Ever responded to a thread on TigersX from your laptop in a porta potty?

I have.
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: djsimp on November 20, 2009, 04:49:39 PM
Just so yall know, I am going to poop right now.....and Im goin for the big stall. A+ for comfort.
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: AUChizad on November 20, 2009, 05:01:40 PM
Ever responded to a thread on TigersX from your laptop in a porta potty?

I have.
No, but I certainly have from my phone in a public restroom.

Can a woman get into this conversation or is this exclusively male?  My experience is relevant - the Vicodin has been creating some serious stoppage issues lately, but nothing a Tostino's frozen pizza couldn't fix.  As of this morning, all is finally well with the world.  Stepped on the scale afterwards and was down another 2 lbs - no kidding.
Wait, women poop?
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 20, 2009, 05:02:53 PM
Ever responded to a thread on TigersX from your laptop in a porta potty?

I have.
You win... :sad:
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 20, 2009, 05:03:25 PM
Wait, women poop?
Yes, but only strawberries and pixie dust with the fresh scent of homemade sugar cookies...
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: djsimp on November 20, 2009, 05:10:23 PM
No, but I certainly have from my phone in a public restroom.

A guy I knew was in the stall taking a poop one time, talking to his girlfriend. I could barely contain my laughing as I pissed as loud as I could and flushed the toilet. As I was leaving, I could hear him say, "Yes, Im in the bathroom!". That was great.
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: djsimp on November 20, 2009, 05:10:46 PM
Yes, but only strawberries and pixie dust with the fresh scent of homemade sugar cookies...

This makes me hungry.
Title: Re: Scout team looks aight.
Post by: boartitz on November 21, 2009, 09:49:21 AM
We used to have a guy at work who took 2 good shits a day at work. He had it figured out that he was making his truck payment by shitting.