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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUTiger1 on November 05, 2009, 02:59:37 PM
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Found it on a message board, thought it was funny.
Hilarious rant from my UGA friend...
I asked if I should try to get a ticket before I get to Athens....
"I think you should watch the first 5 min of the game from the bridge and then get a ticket for $3. Here's how I see it shaking out:
- Georgia rushes onto the field w/ black capes this time. Yes, capes. Black ones.
- Georgia wins toss. Defers to 2nd half. UGA captains skip and zig zag back to the sideline to "floss they capes"
- UGA Kickoff out of the endzone (thank God)
- 5 play AU touchdown drive. B Evans gives up big play touchdown pass b/c he stepped on his cape and fell down. Extra Point good.
- AU Kickoff 8 yards into endzone. We bring it out anyway because, hell, we're wearing black capes. Tackled at the 12.
- 1st down: Toss sweep to Ealey (3yds - really 1, but he gets a bonus 2 for the black eye patch he's wearing w/ his cape).
- 2nd down: Cox throws ball 3 yards behind AJ's crossing route. AJ makes an incredible catch as he dives back against his momentum and lays out hoizontally. He was able to make the catch because he decided against wearing the stupid f*cking black cape. 5 yard completion.
- 3rd down: Auburn sends 14 people after Cox. He makes an attempt to throw the ball out of bounds, but steps on his cape and it restricts his cannon arm. His ball comes up 12 yards short of the sideline, but it's up in the air so long that one of the 14 AU blitzers is able to get under it and haul it to the endzone for another AU touchdown.
- You trade ticket w/ scalper for extra beer in your pocket. You pay him $3 for his cape.
:rofl: :rofl: @ "floss they capes"
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AU Kickoff 8 yards into endzone
No we must do the pooch kick-off, we will contiune to do it until it works or end of season which ever comes first. :&
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AU Kickoff 8 yards into endzone
No we must do the pooch kick-off, we will contiune to do it until it works or end of season which ever comes first. :&
The season WILL end first.
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Boulware, in a post-game interview, said that we didn't call for a single pooch kick in the Ole Miss game.
Morgan Hull is just inconsistent with how he strikes the ball.
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Boulware, in a post-game interview, said that we didn't call for a single pooch kick in the Ole Miss game.
Morgan Hull is just inconsistent with how he strikes the ball.
Hey Morgan, check that axle out while you're under the bus.
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OK, untrue... but I really, really, really laughed. Outloud. Now people are staring.
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Boulware, in a post-game interview, said that we didn't call for a single pooch kick in the Ole Miss game.
Morgan Hull just inconsistent sucks with how he strikes the ball.
FIFY
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That's some of the funniest stuff I've read in a while
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front page material, if you ask me. :rofl:
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That was really funny.
And the pooch kick? The one against LSU in 2007 was the only time I really wanted Tuberville fired.
Cox leads us down for a TD in the fourth quarter to take a lead on the road @ #5 LSU.
Then comes the dumb ass pooch kick. 30 yard kick returned 6 yards to the LSU 42. 9 plays later comes a 22 yard TD pass with one second left. I'm still so freakin pissed about that shit.
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AU Kickoff 8 yards into endzone
No we must do the pooch kick-off, we will contiune to do it until it works or end of season which ever comes first. :&
I scrolled down hoping to see this. I was not disappointed.