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Title: phuk you Kirk
Post by: AUsweetheart on October 31, 2009, 12:00:42 PM
Auburn might very well be a sinking ship, but don't phuking say it on my tv.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: Birmingham on October 31, 2009, 12:12:58 PM
I'm sure recruits love to hear that on ESPN Gameday at the top of the 12:00 hour.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: Sensi on October 31, 2009, 12:53:39 PM
I'm sure recruits love to hear that on ESPN Gameday at the top of the 12:00 hour.

Please feel free to go fuck yourself until you bleed crimson.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2009, 02:10:55 PM
No matter what happens from here on out, the recruits are seeing guys getting the ball in space and defensive guys flying around.  Not a bad show so far.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: Jumbo on October 31, 2009, 03:29:35 PM
Dyer's going to look good In the wildcat! Fuck Kirk and his skreets
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: Plainsman94 on October 31, 2009, 04:31:39 PM
What  are you talking about?

Kirk who?

What did he say?
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: AWK on October 31, 2009, 04:34:45 PM
What  are you talking about?

Kirk who?

What did he say?
Herbstreit, you know, that guy on that college football show, on Saturday mornings?
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 31, 2009, 04:40:32 PM
What  are you talking about?

Kirk who?

What did he say?

Nice first post! He comes out swinging with some great insight!
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: boartitz on October 31, 2009, 04:51:30 PM
What  are you talking about?

Kirk who?

What did he say?
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2009, 11:06:15 PM
Koptin, she kon take enymower. She's gonna' blow.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: djsimp on October 31, 2009, 11:40:21 PM
Kirks a beatch. Let him come to Auburn and say that. We'll drag him behind a farm tractor, naked through horse poop and send him on his way.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 31, 2009, 11:42:16 PM
Kirks a beatch. Let him come to Auburn and say that. We'll drag him behind a farm tractor, naked through horse poop and send him on his way.

oooh!  OOOH!  I volunteer to tied his hot nekkid self to the tractor...

Sorry - he is fine fine fine...
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: djsimp on October 31, 2009, 11:46:52 PM
oooh!  OOOH!  I volunteer to tied his hot nekkid self to the tractor...

Sorry - he is fine fine fine...
How did I know you would say that.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: AUsweetheart on November 01, 2009, 10:19:09 AM
oooh!  OOOH!  I volunteer to tied his hot nekkid self to the tractor...

Sorry - he is fine fine fine...

I completely agree. Kirk is hot as HELL....but he did piss me off yesterday with the whole "Auburn is a sinking ship" thing. Although to be fair, him I will forgive him sooner or later based on his looks alone. Lee Corso....much easier to stay mad at.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: bottomfeeder on November 01, 2009, 10:37:59 AM
I completely agree. Kirk is hot as HELL....but he did piss me off yesterday with the whole "Auburn is a sinking ship" thing. Although to be fair, him I will forgive him sooner or later based on his looks alone. Lee Corso....much easier to stay mad at.

He may seem fine on the outside, but he's rotting from the inside. He's obviously not someone you want in your corner when the going gets tough. He would probably just knock you out from behind instead of encouraging you to fight. He's a waste of human flesh.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: djsimp on November 01, 2009, 10:45:03 AM
He may seem fine on the outside, but he's rotting from the inside. He's obviously not someone you want in your corner when the going gets tough. He would probably just knock you out from behind instead of encouraging you to fight. He's a waste of human flesh.

And he is from Ohio State.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: AUsweetheart on November 01, 2009, 12:26:21 PM
He may seem fine on the outside, but he's rotting from the inside. He's obviously not someone you want in your corner when the going gets tough. He would probably just knock you out from behind instead of encouraging you to fight. He's a waste of human flesh.

Oh I'm still mad as fuck, don't get me wrong. He got an email at about 4pm yesterday. I'm sure he'll never see it, but I wrote him nevertheless.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 01, 2009, 06:45:36 PM
He would probably just knock you out from behind instead of encouraging you to fight.
I would be okay with that.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: Saniflush on November 02, 2009, 07:26:49 AM
I would be okay with that.


he said "knock you out" not "knock the bottom out".
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 02, 2009, 11:14:13 AM
he said "knock you out" not "knock the bottom out".
Herbie would probably knock me out.  See, I have this freaky little tendency to hyperventilate and pass out when the earth moves in a spectacular fashion.  Kind of freaks a guy out when I quit breathing and get really still for a minute.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 02, 2009, 11:19:59 AM
Herbie would probably knock me out.  See, I have this freaky little tendency to hyperventilate and pass out when the earth moves in a spectacular fashion.  Kind of freaks a guy out when I quit breathing and get really still for a minute.

That would be perfect! It would give me time to get the hell out of dodge without wasting a good excuse!
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: CCTAU on November 02, 2009, 11:24:27 AM
That would be perfect! It would give me time to get the hell out of dodge without wasting a good excuse!

And grab a sammy on the way......
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 02, 2009, 11:35:02 AM
That would be perfect! It would give me time to get the hell out of dodge without wasting a good excuse!
With you,  if I didn't pass out, I would fake it and hope pray you took the oportunity to run.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 02, 2009, 11:45:20 AM
With you,  if I didn't pass out, I would fake it and hope pray you took the oportunity to run.

Either way I get mines...
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: No Huddle on November 02, 2009, 01:35:00 PM
Herbie would probably knock me out.  See, I have this freaky little tendency to hyperventilate and pass out when the earth moves in a spectacular fashion.  Kind of freaks a guy out when I quit breathing and get really still for a minute.

That is some crazy 5hit right there.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: Saniflush on November 02, 2009, 01:46:55 PM
That would be perfect! It would give me time to get the hell out of dodge without wasting a good excuse!

I was gonna say it would give me a chance to get to sleep before some ill timed conversation was started, but that works as well.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 02, 2009, 03:04:28 PM
That is some crazy 5hit right there.
I came to just as one guy was reaching for the phone.  He honest to goodness thought he had killed me.  I told him not to flatter himself...
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: wesfau2 on November 02, 2009, 03:37:25 PM
That is some crazy 5hit right there.

Don't be a pussy.

You can type out "shit" here.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: AUChizad on November 02, 2009, 04:30:46 PM
I think the problem is that next to no one reads

THIS THREAD (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=6421.0)
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: Godfather on November 02, 2009, 04:36:38 PM
I think the problem is that next to no one reads

THIS THREAD (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=6421.0)
This would be the gist...


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Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: jadennis on November 02, 2009, 04:47:39 PM
To be fair to Kirk, he did pick us on Game Day to win @ Arkansas, against Kentucky, and then he said we'd "get it back together" and upset LSU last week. 

I don't blame him for finally giving in and saying we were going down the tubes (as nearly everyone on here did).

I don't like hearing it on national TV either...but it does make winning a little sweeter.

Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: AUsweetheart on November 02, 2009, 07:18:39 PM
To be fair to Kirk, he did pick us on Game Day to win @ Arkansas, against Kentucky, and then he said we'd "get it back together" and upset LSU last week. 

I don't blame him for finally giving in and saying we were going down the tubes (as nearly everyone on here did).

I may or may not have told him what he could do with his support in my e-mail.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: Kaos on November 03, 2009, 06:05:05 AM
To be fair to Kirk, he did pick us on Game Day to win @ Arkansas, against Kentucky, and then he said we'd "get it back together" and upset LSU last week. 

I don't blame him for finally giving in and saying we were going down the tubes (as nearly everyone on here did).

I don't like hearing it on national TV either...but it does make winning a little sweeter.



Fair asssessment to say the ship was sinking, actually. 
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: wesfau2 on November 03, 2009, 08:27:37 AM
Fair asssessment to say the ship was sinking, actually. 

Premature, actually.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 03, 2009, 08:33:22 AM
Premature, actually.

Nah, it would have been premature to say the ship has sunk. But it definitely looked like the ship was, if not sinking, taking on a hell of a lot of water...
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 03, 2009, 09:21:57 AM
Nah, it would have been premature to say the ship has sunk. But it definitely looked like the ship was, if not sinking, taking on a hell of a lot of water...

This.

There's a high probability that we'll be 7-3 after Saturday.  We have a pretty good chance of going 8-3.  We could go 9-3 if Bama stumbles a little (not likely).   I think before the season any of us would take 7-5, 8-4, or better...   The ship is floating anyway...
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: AUsweetheart on November 03, 2009, 10:13:40 AM
Nah, it would have been premature to say the ship has sunk. But it definitely looked like the ship was, if not sinking, taking on a hell of a lot of water...

Agreed. But it was mostly the way he said it that pissed me off. It didn't even merit a discussion...it was just so matter of fact...
I mean, I thought we were going to lose too...but to hear it stated like that...like the coffin had already been nailed shut not only on the game, but on the Auburn Tigers...on national tv...before I'd even had my first beer... and... well, fuck him.
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 03, 2009, 10:20:31 AM
Agreed. But it was mostly the way he said it that pissed me off. It didn't even merit a discussion...it was just so matter of fact...
I mean, I thought we were going to lose too...but to hear it stated like that...like the coffin had already been nailed shut not only on the game, but on the Auburn Tigers...on national tv...before I'd even had my first beer... and... well, fuck him.

I agree. It's like when we talk bad about Auburn or say that Auburn will lose. It's OK if we do it, because we are fans. It is bullshit when an outsider doesn't and they can fuck off...

I feel ya...
Title: Re: phuk you Kirk
Post by: wesfau2 on November 03, 2009, 12:46:47 PM
Nah, it would have been premature to say the ship has sunk. But it definitely looked like the ship was, if not sinking, taking on a hell of a lot of water...

Upon further consideration I can accept this assessment.